Chapter 21: The character of an infatuated man is established! Ask for a collection of recommended tickets
And Tang Yueyue sat on the side, covering her mouth and enduring it very hard!
Let you pretend to be someone else, this is miserable!
Although he successfully escaped the catastrophe, Lan Yuchen knew that this was just the beginning......
Sure enough, after finding two classmates in the middle, Lan Yuchen stood up again, of course, as Liu Nan.
"It can be seen that Liu Nan's spoken English has a big problem, so I will ask him to answer the questions a few more times in the future, which can be regarded as helping the backward students! If you don't speak well, don't be ashamed, spoken English is to say it loudly, so that the teacher can correct your accent, so as to make your English go further......" A smile like a flower, but in Lan Yuchen's opinion, it was an extremely perverted Teacher Han said deliberately after shouting Lan Yuchen to get up.
God fucking backward classmates!
Lan Yuchen hated this stinky woman to death in his heart!
Curse her for the rest of her life and can only grab the sheets with one hand!
This time the question is more difficult, and many words are also more difficult, despite Tang Yueyue's help in advance, Lan Yuchen stammered even more when he read, and all kinds of pronunciations were even more elusive and unbearable!
Liu Nan, who listened to it, cheered him up in his heart over there!
"Lao Lan is so good! I have made up your brother! Come on! You are the fattest ...... For the sake of your brother's face, you directly let go of your own face, your spirit of being pure and detached from low-level tastes is worthy of my life......"
Liu Nan is telling the truth, if Lan Yuchen hadn't stood up for himself today, then he would have to lose face, although this kind of thing is not a big deal, but now is the beginning of the new semester, and he made a fool of himself in front of the whole class, which will have a great impact on his next big plan to pick up girls!
"Come on, Lao Lan! When you come back from military training, Brother Liu will find you a sister-in-law again......"
And Lan Yuchen naturally doesn't know this, although he has a thick skin, but he stumbles and reads it for so long, the more he reads, the more he doesn't look good, he also wants to be faced!
That's embarrassing!
"Well, you can hear that Liu Nan's English does have a big deficiency, but don't be afraid of this, check and fill in the gaps, it's only a freshman, and it is also good for you to find problems in time......" Teacher Han said with a smile, listening to Lan Yuchen's English pronunciation, looking at this animal sweating profusely, she also endured it very hard!" "This classmate, let's not discriminate against Liu Nan because of his pronunciation...... After all, there are still differences in the conditions in each region, and we should help him well...... Liu Nan will also work hard in the future, after all, we will go out of the university and enter the society in the future, and there will still be a great opportunity to contact foreigners, and our English must be excellent......"
After saying that, I also made a self-conscious playful expression!
When Lan Yuchen heard this, his face turned even redder, Nima, don't you say who the fuck will discriminate against me?
I don't need help, I don't need someone to help me, and when I communicate with foreigners, won't I find a translator?
If I don't look for a translator, where will those English students find jobs?
Lan Yuchen lowered his head, now that he heard this Teacher Han's words, his head hurt, and he just hoped that she wouldn't dwell on this topic anymore!
The days are like years, and the seconds are like years!
But Mr. Han was not ready to let him go, and after a while, he shouted "Liu Nan" again to answer the question!
Lan Yuchen was still stumbling, while Liu Nan continued to be grateful to Lan Yuchen in his heart......
Tang Yueyue's tears came out!
It's so funny!
"Don't think that I've always been biased towards Liu Nan, you should be able to hear that his English accent does have a big problem, and it is my duty as a teacher to help him, so you don't have any ideas...... Teacher Han also emphasized again that Lan Yuchen's accent is problematic, and explained to everyone......
If I guessed correctly, this is the third time this old woman has said this in this class...... You don't emphasize, who the fuck cares if Lao Tzu's accent is problematic?
Also, who the fuck would have any ideas? There is a few people here who are willing to stand up and answer questions?
, you are clearly taking revenge on me, and you have to say it so high-sounding......
"By the way, Liu Nan, I have a question I want to ask, our Lu University is also a key university, how many points did you get into our Lu University? How many points did you score in the English test?" Teacher Han This is to prove to everyone again how bad Liu Nan's English is......
There was no intention to humiliate Lan Yuchen...... After all, Mr. Han is still very righteous......
Lan Yuchen was embarrassed a lot, so he was not so embarrassed, and he glanced at the stinky girl and said: "The total score is 598, and the English score is ...... zero."
No way!
As soon as Lan Yuchen's words fell, many people exclaimed!
Nima has a zero score in English, with a total score of 598, which is fucking if you take a few points in English, you can also go to a school that is much better than Luda!
This horse is a real scholar!
Lan Yuchen doesn't think about other people's hearts at all, his college entrance examination score is as much as he says, as long as it doesn't exceed 750......
After all, he was able to enter this school because of his academic performance...... If he really counted his academic performance, he would at least go to some unknown junior college or technical school to learn invertebrate linguistics or excavator stir-frying skills!
"Did you hear that, what does this mean? This shows that our student Liu is a real scholar, and it is not an exaggeration to say that he is a genius...... Postgraduate Entrance Examination ...... After that, the road will be green...... So come on, Mr. Liu, Mr. Han is optimistic about you...... I'll always help you......"
Lan Yuchen's face has been so dark that it hasn't changed!
"Oh yes, classmate Liu, this English is actually very easy to learn, even if it is not very good, you can still pass the college entrance examination...... How can you get a zero score in the exam?" "Whoever dares to offend me Han Youyou, my mother wants to make your ancestral grave smoke of regret!"
Lan Yuchen knows that this girl is absolutely uneasy and kind, anyway, the dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, you want to help me make it up, then I will also make up a story for you!
"In fact, although my spoken English is not good, the written English test is still very good...... "Nima, I will not let you succeed!"
"Then why did you get a zero score in the exam? I know classmate Liu, you boys always have self-esteem to save face, in fact, this is not a shame, you can enter our Luda, it means that you are very powerful......" Han Youyou pretended to be bitter and said.
"Teacher Han, you misunderstood, my English is still very good, and the usual exam is about 120 points. The reason why I turned in the blank paper is because I don't want to score so many points......"
Don't want to score that much?
Now the whole class is interested......
Well, confused!
I've only heard of those who are afraid of taking fewer exams, but I haven't heard of those who are afraid of taking too many exams!
Han Youyou also asked curiously, "Can classmate Liu tell us why?"
She felt like the animal was pretending......
"Actually, there's nothing bad to say, after all, it's all over......" Lan Yuchen raised his head with a deep face, looking up at the ceiling at a forty-five degree angle.
I want to burst into tears, squeeze it a few times, but I didn't squeeze it out, forget it!
“…… I'm for a girl...... She didn't study as well as me, and we said that we would go to a school...... It's just that I didn't expect that I didn't take the English test, and I did more than her......" Lan Yuchen's voice was low, this is the benefit of smoking, and the feeling of stepping on a horse in his throat at any time made him feel a little choked!
This immediately attracted the minds of the classmates!
Although this story is very vulgar, if it really happened to the people around them, they would still be very curious!
"Then, what about that girl......" Han Youyou finally restrained his smile.
"I went to other cities, her score should be enough to go to Luda, we originally said that we would go to Luda together, but she didn't fill in Luda at all and went to the capital...... We also broke up......"
Suddenly, the image of a scumbag and an infatuated man was established!
Many girls even choked up!
This kind of vulgar infatuated man has always been the most resonant with the matter of the infatuated man's mother, or the matter of the infatuated woman with the man's love!
"Ahem, I'm sorry, classmate Liu, I made you talk about something unhappy......" Han Youyou was also a little unbearable, although the story of this kind of plot is vulgar, but it is really the most likely to happen in the years after the college entrance examination.
"It's okay, I'm already relieved!" Lan Yuchen said with a pretended smile on his face.
"Okay, let's not talk about this, there will always be a lot of regrets in life, and it is precisely because of these regrets that we will have more taste in the years to come......" Han Youyou wanted to transfer this somewhat sad atmosphere as soon as possible, which would make her feel a sense of guilt.
"Actually, I still have regrets about this matter...... Lan Yuchen suddenly interrupted Han Youyou's words and said.
"Oh, say it, as a person who has come over, the teacher also knows that this matter has hit you very hard, but say it, after saying it, everything will be relieved!" Han Youyou felt that he was a personal life mentor at this time.
"I regret that she played with Lao Tzu's feelings...... But I forgot to play with Lao Tzu's body......"
Han Youyou: ......
Class: ......
After the students were stunned for a moment as if they had swallowed flies, the whole class erupted in laughter......
Nima, what about the affection that was good, why did something strange get in?
And Han Youyou also felt that he was humiliated by this grandson...... I know that this dog thing is not a good person, and the nature of the country is easy to change, and this untrue nature is exposed......
"Then let's hope Liu's regrets continue......!
……
Lan Yuchen sat down and breathed a long sigh of relief, Nima, I shouldn't be looking for myself this time!
A college career where you can't sleep in class is definitely not a complete college life.
However, soon Lan Yuchen saw Tang Yueyue hand over a note with a few big characters written on it!
"What you say is true?"
God really!
"If you think this paragraph is interesting, I can find you a hundred of the same, and the insurance will make you cry until you can......" Lan Yuchen wrote these words on the note without changing his face, and handed them over!
"Fake?"
"My name is Liu Nan, if this story is true, then the protagonist is also called Liu Nan......"
"I'm all moved......"
"You're sick, you have to be cured......"
Lan Yuchen had just been depressed for almost a class, and at this time he finally relaxed and began to talk about it!
Then he felt a sharp pain in the soft flesh of his waist......
Lan Yuchen's aching mouth twitched......
Fortunately, Tang Yueyue quickly let go of her hand.
"How did you offend Teacher Han?" asked Tang Yueyue in another sentence.
"How do I know? She came in and sat next to me and asked me about me, and I saw that she had a crush on me......
"Sick ......"
"I probably feel that I am a man she will never get, so love and hatred will become hate......"
Tang Yueyue felt that she couldn't write anymore!
Sure enough, it's still that Lan Yuchen, coaxing, arrogant, and thick-skinned......
Well, it's still a familiar taste...... The man I like!
And Liu Nan over there was completely convinced!
Nima, Lao Lan is Lao Lan, I can come up with any means, I thought that this grandson was to help me prevent disasters, and my feelings were finally to guide this sad story......
Even he, a big man, was moved, and felt that Lao Lan was really an infatuated man, and he should be kind to him in the future......
But when he said that the other party played with his feelings but forgot to play with his body, he had an epiphany all of a sudden!
This guy has a lot of means!
Compared to him, he is still far behind!
First of all, he set up the character of his infatuated man, and this kind of infatuated man hooking up with a little girl is the most invincible!
In the last sentence, the other party didn't play with his body, telling all the girls who might be interesting to him that Lao Tzu was still a chick......
High, high......
This horse is the god of the pickle girl world, the kind that kills people invisibly!
Liu Nan suddenly remembered that when he made a bet with Lan Yuchen for the first time, what he said was that he had received guidance from a master in the matter of picking up girls, could it be ...... Is it true?
It was finally the end of class, and after Han Youyou glanced at Lan Yuchen coldly, he walked out of the classroom!
Lan Yuchen knew that his troubles had just begun, and it was far from over!
As soon as the teacher left, a few of Liunan's cattle ran over!
"Lao Lan, you're funny...... Blocked the gun for Lao Tzu...... Nima's name is too good, but it is not good, and it is easy to attract the attention of the teacher...... Back then, for this name, I invited a lot of masters to ......"
Liu Nan showed a look of pride on his face, no matter what, Lan Yuchen did this scene, he should be grateful!
The corners of Lan Yuchen's mouth twitched, coughed twice, and didn't answer!
Tang Yueyue had also figured out the reason for the matter, it must have been Lan Yuchen who offended the teacher by saying something, and then wanted to use Liu Nan's name to fool the past!
So she lowered her head and covered her mouth, suffocating it very uncomfortable!
Lan Yuchen is so shameless! This is a trick, and I want people to be grateful to Dade!
And Liu Nan is the legendary representative of being sold by others and counting money for others?
Zhou Zhou also walked over, patted Lan Yuchen on the shoulder and said, "I'll obey you!" and then shook his hair and left!
It's very Zhouzhou!
And Ding Ning, Wang Yong and Kang Jia walked over, and left after a few nonsense sentences!
Seeing that everyone was gone, Lan Yuchen looked at Liu Nan and said: "Let's not say these polite words first, I'm afraid that you will be hit too hard by that old lady today, and you will only take the cylinder for you if you jump off the building and commit suicide, by the way, is the money ready?"
"Money, what money?" Liu Nan was a little strange.
"The money you bet, you lost ......"
"You're sick, you're going tomorrow, and you told me that if you lose, you'll lose...... I said you lost......"
Lan Yuchen didn't even look at him, but turned his head and asked Tang Yueyue, "Do you have any plans for tomorrow?"
Tang Yueyue already knew that Lan Yuchen was going to be a yin person again.
"Let's get a good night's sleep first, sleep until you wake up naturally, and then go shopping in the afternoon, I haven't had a good walk when I come to Luda......"
"Okay, then I'll sleep until I wake up naturally tomorrow......"
"I'm afraid there are only two of us left in the entire freshman dormitory...... It's lonely...... I'm going to wake up and look for you to eat......" Tang Yueyue said again.
"Okay, let's have a good meal and go shopping together......"
The two of you, you and I, completely ignored Liu Nan!
"No, can you respect people...... I'm still standing here......" Liu Nan said angrily. A pair of dog men and women, the adulterer's note......
"Oh, you're still here......" Lan Yuchen pretended to see him. "Don't go and withdraw money......"
"No, you are sleeping and shopping tomorrow, have you forgotten that you are going to military training tomorrow?" Liu Nan finally couldn't stand it. It's too similar!
"We both took time off...... I won't go to military training...... I wish you all a pleasant journey......" Tang Yueyue said with a smile.
Lan Yuchen touched his face and said, "Haha, this time I came back, Lao Tzu is finally not the second blackest......."
The first black one is Ding Ning's big old man!
Liu Nan felt like a lost dog and lost again!