As soon as Li Lan said this, "hiss," Zhang Xiaoming next to him gasped, looked at Yang Pingfan with strange eyes, his eyes were full of doubts, and he said in his heart How did Li Lan become such a pure girl, what are you two usually playing.

Yang Pingfan spread his hands and said that it had nothing to do with me, Li Lan realized that something was wrong, and hurriedly explained: "This is a sandalwood punishment, what I saw in Mo Yan, not my own creation." ”

Loras didn't change his face, "Hehe, this is a bit interesting, in the Middle Ages, the Ottomans liked to use this method to kill disobedient Armenians, Greeks and Transylvanians, but I don't care. ”

Justin couldn't understand what they were saying, and Loras even translated it to him in fluent English.

Everyone was a little helpless, Loras was obviously genetically modified, proficient in multiple Chinese, physically strong, and anti-torture ability infusion, and ordinary means really couldn't help him.

Everyone can't kill him directly, just tied him up from the villa, and also played a live-action version of GTA5 in the capital of another country, according to the energy of Company X, I'm afraid that it has already begun to use various forces to search for the whole city, and there is not much time left for everyone.

Yang Pingfan was a little anxious, pacing back and forth for a few steps, suddenly his nose twitched, and a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, remembering the past that Olia had mentioned to him, a plan took shape in his mind, and he saw Yang Pingfan walking in front of Loras in a mysterious way.

"You seem to be familiar with the medieval history of the Tuji Kingdom, you are an Ottoman?"

When Loras heard this, a trace of panic flashed in his eyes, his lips were tightly closed, and he didn't say a word, and everyone else in the room looked at the two of them, not knowing why Yang Pingfan suddenly mentioned this.

Zhang Xiaoming couldn't help but ask, "Brother Fan, how can you conclude that this little white face is an Ottoman?"

Yang Pingfan smiled, his eyes were slightly raised, his nose was sucked and twitched, and he said: "This smell, there is the smell of mutton, there is the smell of beef, but you can't smell the smell of pork, it's a bit interesting, you still can't describe the sect, right?"

A trace of horror flashed in Loras's eyes, staring at Yang Pingfan, eager to kill him with his eyes immediately.

Yang Pingfan was indifferent to his eyes, and turned to Zhang Xiaoming: "Do you want to take the dry road?"

Zhang Xiaoming was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and then said with a little twist: "Brother Fan, what do you say, do you want to do it, I just want to, that's also a girl's ......"

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Yang Pingfan, "Xiao Ming, don't pretend, I know hello, don't think I don't know who you met last date, this kid has a hard mouth, if you want to take out something, you have to use some special means, and I'll hand it over to you." ”

As soon as Zhang Xiaoming heard it, he stopped squirming, turned his head to look at Loras, swallowed a mouthful of water, grinned, and said loudly while unleashing his belt, "You know me, brother." ”

Yang Pingfan nodded, turned around and pulled Li Lan and Justin out of the door, he just looked at Loras lying on the ground and looked dead, and the past incident when he crossed to Zheng He's fleet with Su Yu came to mind, when he captured the king of pirates Chen Zuyi alive, he was also such a stone in a pit, smelly and hard, and was beaten by him later, pressed on the ground and rubbed, completely defeated the arrogance, and successfully subdued.

So now there is a decision to completely destroy Loras's self-esteem, and for the indescribable, to be taken on the dry road, it is a devastating mental blow.

Loras was put to the ground, his body shape has been transformed by a haute couture version, he is one meter eight seven in length, the jade tree is in the wind, his face is more handsome and delicate than that of a girl, a body of fine skin and tender flesh and a cocked buttocks, the whole one is a handsome little student, attracting girls is certainly handy, but in the same way, this kind of posture is a first-class color whether it is a duck in the White Horse Club or mixed in the GAY circle.

As soon as the three of them closed the door, Zhang Xiaoming pounced on him with a lewd smile, roaring angrily, howling in fright, begging for mercy, and panting loudly one after another, making people blush and heartbeat.

Li Lan also guessed something, and said with some worry: "Is this useful?"

Yang Pingfan snorted, "The times are advancing, concepts are also changing, walking on the dry road may not be an insult or a kind of enjoyment for others, but there are exceptions, for example, for unspeakable believers, this is a devastating spiritual blow, you didn't read the news a few days ago that a certain country in the Middle East publicly executed homosexuals, so Xiao Ming's means, this is to completely crush his self-esteem." ”

Li Lan was suspicious, sat in the living room, half an hour later, Xiao Ming finished the torture, pushed open the door and came out, with a satisfied look, only to see him light a cigarette afterwards, spit out a puff of cigarette, and said calmly: "I gave the girl a whole * cracked, I didn't expect it to be so untidy and not strong enough." ”

Yang Pingfan was shocked when he heard this, he shouldn't be seriously injured, so he hurriedly ran in to see, only to see Loras lying on the ground panting in rags, the room was filled with an indescribable smell, Loras's face was distorted, his face was pale, the corners of his mouth were bitten and bloody, and he could no longer be vivid, it seemed that humiliation was an effective means to hit him.

Justin asked again, but Loras still refused to speak, just stared at everyone with hateful eyes, Yang Pingfan squatted down, pinched his chin, and twisted his face, "You may want to die rather than give in and become a martyred holy warrior, but what I want to tell you is that she will have an ancient technique, in Ming Mandarin, called a pig, or a pig, if it is used on you, tsk, do you think you are dead, go to heaven, can you enjoy 72 **"

Li Lan heard this, kicked Yang Pingfan, but did not deny it, and even took out a portable surgical knife from his purse, and Loras's defense finally completely collapsed, and he told everything he knew.

Loras's trip was indeed to the Mediterranean coast for archaeology, just like Li Lan's analysis, the integrity of Greek mythology and Norse mythology and the attributes of mortal life made Liu Yuan interested, and more importantly, a number of well-preserved antiques were excavated on the Aegean coast, which further proved this speculation, so Liu Yuan spent a lot of money to organize an all-round top scientific expedition team around the world to conduct a comprehensive survey of the myths and legends of these two places.

The results of the survey are extremely explosive, ancient Greek mythology did exist, but these so-called gods and heroes are not real gods.

According to the analysis of the excavated cultural relics, the scientific expedition team is more inclined to this is a group of alien remnants who have been displaced to the earth, they have retained their advanced technology, and in front of the earthlings who were still in the primitive era, they are similar to the true gods, and later due to unknown reasons, it may be a civil war, it may be a natural disaster, it may be a plague disease, etc., resulting in the collapse of this alien civilization built on the earth, but their stories have been passed down through the mouth of human beings, and slowly transformed into myths and legends.

Yang Pingfan and Li Lan looked at each other, and both of them thought of one person in their hearts, Zuo Ci.

But this is not the time to delve into the archaeological results, Yang Pingfan suddenly thought of something, "I'm afraid you didn't learn the archaeological knowledge in your head, right?"

"You can't slander me...... I can become the captain of the scientific expedition because of my real skills......"

Loras blushed and blushed, stalking his neck, with a sense of grievance that had been slandered, but Yang Pingfan didn't care about this, "Xiao Ming, do you want to have a brace?"

"Okay!"

"No, I said-"

Loras's professional knowledge, indeed not learned by himself, he is a branch of the Eldoan family, his father became a member of Liu Yuan's global secret society because he took the lead in cooperating with X company to promote the development of X company's local chicken business, Loras is a half-hung history lover, because of the family relationship, he accepted the s*** level of archaeological knowledge infusion, and also genetically modified on the tongue, so that he can speak more than a dozen authentic Chinese.

These are insignificant, and the most important thing is that it is Li Suifeng who helps Loras move the knife.

"Are you sure?"

Justin nodded, "When that kid said that he was genetically matched, he saw the expert's badge, he had already done the knowledge infusion at that time, and he saw that the name on it was Li Suifeng." ”

Huge surprise!

Li Lan covered her heart, took a few steps back, almost fell, and was supported by Yang Pingfan, after so many things, her mentality was already calm, but the news that her father was still alive made her heart surge.

Yang Pingfan is the same, knowing the whereabouts of his father-in-law, the next thing is naturally to rescue him, but how to do it needs to be discussed, now it is necessary to deal with the finishing work, after some operations, and Justin parted ways, the three of them returned to Steel City, and met with Dr. Leonard Zuoci to discuss countermeasures.

During this time, Zuo Ci, who came to modern times from the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, had fully adapted to life and devoted himself to scientific research activities with great enthusiasm.

Zuo Lao Tie has achieved fruitful results, by refining the flesh and blood of modern "demons", he has made the first pot of golden pills, according to him, as long as he eats one, he can save 500 years of cultivation and directly enter the level of earth immortals.

Yang Pingfan suddenly became interested, and said Quickly bring the person who became an earth immortal to show me, Zuo Laotie suddenly looked embarrassed, and Dr. Leonard next to him coughed dryly, saying that ordinary people eat it, the cell mutation is out of control, and the consequences are a bit troublesome, and it is still being improved, and there are no successful cases for the time being.

Yang Pingfan: ......

Yang Pingfan told the news that Li Suifeng was still alive, and after some analysis, everyone felt that Li Suifeng was most likely in the Suzaku Science City, and if they wanted to rescue Li Suifeng, the key was how to enter and exit the Science City.

Dr. Leonard also had results here, he contacted several brain networking hacker masters, hacked into the brain networking system, tampered with the blacklist, and removed the names of Yang Pingfan and Li Lan from the blacklist, in other words, now the two of them are legal and can go back openly.

In the end, it was decided that Yang Pingfan, Li Lan and Zuo Laotie would return to Ming Kingdom together, and Dr. Leonard and Zhang Xiaoming would stay in Citigroup to assist remotely.

On the eve of buying the ticket, Li Lan found out that it was approaching the Lunar New Year, and the nearest flight was going to spend the Lunar New Year in the Pacific Ocean.

Everyone in a trustworthy Chinese restaurant, set up a table of authentic Chinese dishes, the reason why we chose this is also Yang Pingfan's past friendship, when he and Guo Xiong came to North America to rescue Liu Yuan, who was kidnapped by Maple Leaf Country, and established a contact system in the local Chinatown.

On the dining table, there are all kinds of dishes from all over the world, and the owner of the restaurant also sits with everyone, handing over glasses and changing lamps.

"Our family was the first batch of mainlanders to go to the Northwest Frontier in the 50s to open up wasteland, so now they have basically completely integrated into the life of the authentic Northwest Frontier people, and there are many classic entertainment activities in the mainland that are lacking in ordinary life.

But every time the Chinese New Year is celebrated, the must-have New Year's show in one of our big families is to play mahjong, and a dozen is the kind that lasts all night.

And since I've been sensible, I've always taken my grandfather, who is getting older and older, with me, so I'm really the one who's been sitting next to my grandfather every New Year's to collect money for him, and then immigrated to Citigroup, and it's been a long time since I've sat next to my grandfather to collect money for him, hey...... Oh yes, my grandfather is eighty-nine this year, and I wish I could collect money for him for another twenty years. ”

The owner of the restaurant took a few more glasses, and took the lead in opening the chatterbox, Li Lan filled the wine glass for everyone, and said eloquently: "Spring Festival, when I was a child, of course, the family stroked the cat together! All three of them are accounted for~ The meows are a very special table species, which can be eaten with humans or accompanied by cat hair! It's not too powerful! After eating, the meows curled up in their grandmother's arms to bask in the sun and listen to the radio, how comfortable. ”

Zhang Xiaoming sighed, "I remember when I was a child, I followed my mother back to my grandmother's house on the second day of the Lunar New Year, the sound of firecrackers, the snoring of my parents also began to rise and fall, the breakfast on the second day of the Lunar New Year, there will always be a "special" warm and sweet "red date rice cake wine soup", the rice cake is pressed with glutinous rice flour added to red dates, colorful winter melon strips, etc., the wine is made by my grandmother herself, a large porcelain vat, after patient fermentation, the wood juice reveals "mellow and sweet" The taste, a spoonful of juice, a spoonful of rice, the world's deliciousness, the sustenance of this table species is also very simple: the mouth is sweet and honey, the "cake" is lit every day, and it is brewed with good color. ”

Yang Pingfan said: "My family will eat "seven kinds of soup", Chaoshan custom. The seven kinds refer to radish, thick cabbage, green onions, garlic, leeks, celery, and spring vegetables. Because radish is "innocent", leeks are commonly known as long vegetables, and spring vegetables are the same as "long-term rejuvenation", green onions are "smart", celery is industrious, and garlic and thick are "all things are cost-effective". Before eating, the elders always have to say: the family is innocent, the New Year is rejuvenated, smart and hardworking, everything is cost-effective, and everything is unscrupulous. Eating "seven dishes" on the seventh day of the first lunar month is due to its good intentions: it makes people eat in a good mood, and at the same time, it also entrusts people with the wish of prosperity, smooth sailing and good luck. ”

The hostess is from Dandong, she sat down, kept smiling and did not speak, she was a gentle housewife, drank two more glasses, and under the help of everyone, she also spoke: "In my hometown, before the treasure fish occupied the fish market, there were two generals resident in the partial fish in the vegetable market - "Ya Pian" and "Stone Paddle".

The meat is delicate, delicious, and the price is high, and it has a lot of face when you take it out. During the New Year's celebration, there will always be a stew at home and put it on the plate as a large item.

The meat quality of the stone paddle is poor, the price is relatively cheap, and it is always disliked, and there is little experience before, and several times someone has bought the stone paddle as a slice, and then the meal, in addition to disliking the meat quality of the stone paddle, we will also dislike the person who bought the wrong fish. ”

"In the years since I came to Citigroup, every year near the Spring Festival, I would search the market to find my daughter's favorite food. If you want it to be fresh enough, you have to buy it, but because of this, many merchants don't want to bother to store it, so they simply don't buy it. So this year, I went to a few houses, and finally got some from another old Chinese, although they are not big, but they are also precious.

I prepared a perforated box, carefully raised it, and waited until my daughter came back, without any treatment, directly in the mouth, you could immediately feel the crispy shell and juicy inside, mellow and fragrant, worth the aftertaste. And this dish also implies that the life "cricket" is full of vigor and the life is "cricket". The only fly in the ointment is that most humans may not be able to tolerate eating white crickets. ”

"Every year on Chinese New Year's Eve, Ah Niang will prepare a "golden silk plus dish". This is a magical dish that can only be eaten once a year, it looks like snow cabbage, but the taste is sweet and sour, especially refreshing, with shredded shiitake mushrooms and shredded winter bamboo shoots, stir-fried together. The name "Golden Silk Vegetables" means to add blessing and wealth, not every family in the magic capital has this tradition, there is this tradition when it comes to this dish is always a bright eye, such as meeting a bosom friend. But when it comes to this dish, I don't know what the scientific name is in Mandarin, and the fresh appearance seems to have never been seen in the vegetable market, where did I buy it. ”

This special chicken recipe is called Wenchang chicken, especially the flavor of the seasoning, which contains a mysterious spice, which was called chicken dish when I was a child, but after studying botany, I realized that it was called prickly celery.

Later, I met fellow chefs from all over the world, and it seems that this is the only one that can eat the stinging celery as a spice, and the leaves of the spiny celery are not very pretty, but you only need to take them off painfully, chop them with garlic and ginger, add soy sauce, salt, sugar, peanut oil, and the juice of lime to get a sauce that exudes a magical aroma. The reason why this dish is special is not only the sauce, but also the way of raising, which is smooth and tender that other chickens can't match.

There is also a plate of cabbage on the table, and the owner of the restaurant stretches out his chopsticks to point to the country, "This cabbage, in the gene expression of northerners, is one of the few fresh vegetables in the barren winter, stir-fried, steamed, cold-dressed, stewed, and dumplings...... Like the obedience and wisdom of the old mother after being tempered by life, cabbage is always inclusive. Cabbage, because of the homonym "Baicai", means wealth and auspiciousness in the Spring Festival, and in my family, there are cabbage dumplings, cabbage buns in the New Year, which is the year of the old mother's health and family reunion. ”