First of all, let me explain, because this brain hole is unexpectedly a bit long, so I will update it to about 4,400 words today, and the remaining 4,000 words will be read at 0:00 tomorrow. Then the day after tomorrow, the return chapter of the updated grandfather (crossed out) small line hhh

The following is the first and middle parts of [No Responsibility April Fool's Day], A large part of the content is in the author's words, please continue to watch~~

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One day, Qingyunliao——

The elite of SCEPTER 4 are once again feeling the imminent crisis of great proportions.

Early in the morning, the conference room in Qingyunliao was as lively as a supermarket during a big sale.

"Liar, deceive!!"

Everyone roared in unison.

The two of the best in the special task force, Akiyama Bingdu and Bencai Yutaro, nodded with solemn expressions, confirming each other's statements that sounded like urban strangeness.

"In the morning, the two of us routinely went to the director's office to report on the situation related to the adjustment of the affairs of the headquarters. ”

"I was walking behind Akiyama, and he suddenly braked suddenly, and I was completely unprepared for it, so I crashed into it. ”

"However, there was an abnormal emergency that could not be explained even if he was hit by Benzai-"

"What was completely whimsical played out right in front of the two of us. ”

Then the two men said in unison:

"The head of the room is sitting there with a baby towel tied to his chest—"

"There's a little baby lying inside, sleeping——!!!"

Everyone let out an exclamation of "——?!", and everyone was stunned by the explosive news, and shouted in unison:

"Who's ......?!The bastard son of the head of the room?!"

Bencai looked smoky, pinched his eyebrows with his fingers, and clarified in a black line: "No, I'm not sure if it's an illegitimate child......

But this pale language can't stop everyone's doubts - and brains. A burst of gossip erupted in the conference room.

"But if the baby isn't my own illegitimate child, why would the head of the room hold him——!?

"Although、Although the head of the room is not married yet,But there is no need to guess who he is marrying!"

"But, since Liu Quanjun joined SCEPTER 4, she has been with us day and night, and she, she has never shown any nostalgia...... Signs of pregnancy!!"

As soon as these words came out, there was a moment of silence in the conference room.

The atmosphere seemed to freeze suddenly.

In the end, it was Daoming Temple who shook his voice and asked the key question.

So, so I said...... Who's the child's mother?!"

Everyone's eyes went dark.

Akiyama let out a long sigh.

"Well, why did this have to happen when Yanagizumi-kun went to Kyoto on a business trip......"

This sentence seemed to remind everyone, and the conference room exploded again in an instant.

Daoming Temple shouted: "However, Liu Quanjun will come back from his official duties today......!"

Everyone instantly fell silent again, and after looking at each other for a while, everyone's faces became colorful.

"Liu Quanjun's anger ...... I don't want to see it at all!" Daoming Temple was the first to complain.

His words seemed to ignite everyone's gossip soul, as the juniors of Chaowei Middle School back then, they were not far behind, and immediately said it one after another.

"This, so to speak! Liu Quanjun is a woman who can get rid of the head of the room twice without saying a word! Difficult, do you want to get rid of the third time today......!"

"With such a powerful girlfriend as Liu Quanjun, the head of the room still has time to give birth to a child with someone else outside...... No, he deserves to be the head of the room!"

…… That's enough. Ben Cai Fu Amount.

The good old man Akiyama directly broke out like never before.

"Put your boss ...... NO, THE SCANDAL OF THEIR OWN KING IS USED AS TALKING POINTS, AND THIS IS NOT THE BEHAVIOR OF THE SCEPTER 4 TEAM MEMBERS!"

Bencai breathed a sigh of relief and nodded in agreement.

"That's right. The head of the room himself hasn't come forward to explain the situation yet, so you guys don't get up-"

Before he finished his words, the good old man Akiyama broke out in the small universe again.

"That's right!"

Akiyama roared with a spirit he had never seen before.

"As the embodiment of righteousness and order, the king of the blue, but under the premise of having a long-term and stable relationship with an excellent marriage partner, he went to marry other women and had children, but irresponsibly abandoned the pregnant party!

Everyone: "......"

…… Hey, you're the one who speaks the most.

Bencai barely managed to hold on to the scene.

"Now is not the time to talk about this...... Hey, everyone, calm down. You need to think about how to deal with it...... Who knows when Liu Quanjun will return to the cantonment today?"

At this time, the door to the conference room was opened, and a female voice said, "What's wrong? It's past work time, why are everyone still gathered here?"

Everyone was startled, but they all quickly realized that the woman who spoke was not the woman who was in their imagination [married but tragically betrayed by her fiancé], but the deputy head of SCEPTER 4, Awashima Seri.

But this is not the time to breathe a sigh of relief. Domeiji quickly threw the explosive news to Awashima Seri and Fushimi Sarubiko, who came in after her.

"What do you know about the head's bastard?"

Awashima Shiri: "......?"

Fushimi Sarubiko: "......"

Kamo Liu Fang covered Daoming Temple's mouth from behind in time and dragged him aside.

I have to say that his quick reaction saved a life in Daoming Temple (?). Because in the next second, the door of the conference room slammed open, and the center of their discussion, the Blue King Sokakata Reiji, stood at the door unusually cheerfully, waving to everyone.

"Good morning, everyone. ”

The baby boy wrapped in the baby towel on his chest slurped his fingers and made a slurping sound.

ALL MEMBERS OF SCEPTER 4: "......"

Awashima stared at the chamber chief with a look of shock and disbelief.

"The room, the room manager...... So, ...... kid?!"

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"Ahh Munakata Reiji said in an unusually clear tone, "I'm a little reluctant to go, but I'm going to go out for a while—"

As he spoke, he untied the baby towel with his hands, and together with the baby boy who was looking around curiously with his eyes open, he stuffed it into Awashima Shiri in front of him.

"So can you please take care of him for me?"

Everyone: "......"

It seemed that the air froze for a moment, and then Awashima spoke in a trembling voice.

"But, but it's ............! Where are you going...... the schedule for today is not ......"

"Ahh The head of the room replied in an overly cheerful manner, "A little arrangement must be made for his affairs." It's not the time to leave it alone......"

Everyone was even more frightened.

The head of the room looked at his watch.

"Ah, it's running out. So, I'm gone. Until I come back, I'll leave everything to you. ”

"Do you send this poor child to an orphanage before the real girlfriend returns......" After the head of the room left in a grand manner, Hidaka's brain couldn't stop as soon as it opened.

"Nonsense!" the faithful head of the room blows - Deputy Chief Awashima is angry. "The head of the room is not such a person!"

“…… Why don't you want to push this tricky matter on our face......?" asked Bushi tentatively.

Goto had a look of abrupt realization. "Yes, yes, as soon as Liu Quan-kun comes back and sees the illegitimate son of the head of the room, he must be very angry! If the head of the room himself is not present at this time, Liu Quan-kun will not be angry at us on the spot if he is angry......

"It's all said that the head of the room can't be that kind of person!" said Deputy Chief Awashima with amazing courage. "Even if you really do something embarrassing outside, the head of the room will definitely face it with dignity and come up with the best countermeasures to solve the ......"

In this astonishing chaos, Fushimi Saru, who had always stood aside and still had a loveless face, snorted and whispered impatiently: "So ......! Why are you even being wrapped around......!?"

At this time—

At the center of the discussion, the little baby who was being held in Awashima's arms in a slightly awkward way, suddenly let out a loud cry of impatience.

At the same time, the entire conference room shook violently, the glass shattered, and everything in the room floated up and flew into the air!

Everyone:?!

Awashima shouted, "What's the matter?!"

The terminal in Fushimi's pocket suddenly shook violently.

In the face of this sudden chaotic scene, Fushimi certainly showed a rare look of shock. However, he quickly regained his paralyzed face, took out the terminal from his pocket, and when he looked at the caller ID on it, his expression immediately became even more loveless.

“…… Feed. He answered.

The voice of the head of the room, who seemed to be in a good mood, rang out on the other side of the terminal.

"Ah, Fushimi-kun, I just remembered it, and it seems that I forgot to remind you just now that that kid is an 'outsider'. ”

Fushimi: "W-What ——!?"

The head of the room laughed.

"Since the kid appeared this morning, I don't think your reaction is commensurate with the quality you normally display. Considering the far discrepancies between the erroneous inferences you have made so far and the facts, it may be a reminder that your judgment has somehow declined...... Therefore, I feel the need to remind you again that you must take care of and deal with that child carefully and carefully. ”

Fushimi was silent for a second.

“…… So, did you deliberately wait until now that he had made a mess of the conference room before alerting us? He said through gritted teeth.

The head of the room replied with a smile, "No, I am thinking that if I don't correct your erroneous reasoning, you will take it as the truth and mislead Shinya-kun, who will return to the camp later. I can explain it clearly, but it's certainly better to stop all the hidden dangers before they happen. ”

Fushimi gasped as if he had a toothache.

The head of the room continued on the phone, "So please tell everyone to be careful. ”

The roommaster pronounced the last phrase "be careful" a little heavier, as if it contained some kind of suggestive meaning, and the tone became a little meaningful.

But of course, his ghost animal aura could not be directly covered in Qingyunliao's conference room through the terminal. So, before the call could be hung up, another, brighter female voice came from the door of the conference room.

"Oh, is the end of the world coming?"

Fushimi's face changed.

Everyone's faces changed neatly almost at the same moment.

…… Presumably, the face of the head of the room will also change at the end of the terminal, and this is a new inference that suddenly appeared in everyone's minds.

As if that wasn't enough, the woman who spoke out first paused, reached out to fix a chair that flew towards her, then pulled the chair down from the air and put it aside, and then walked straight to Awashima Shiri with brisk steps, and naturally reached out to take the little baby who was still crying from Awashima's arms.

Everyone stared at her, touched the baby's diaper, and said to themselves, "No wet...... Hey, are you hungry?", and then he looked up and asked in a tone of great control, "Who brought this child? Didn't you give him the milk to drink?"

Everyone: "......"

Fushimi silently turned to her and handed her the terminal in his hand that had not yet been hung up.

She glanced at Fushimi in surprise.

Fushimi unnaturally forcibly turned his gaze to the side.

She glanced at the terminal screen again, and it read "Chief".

She didn't pick up the phone right away, but looked around the chaotic conference room again.

Everyone who was swept by her gaze immediately turned their gaze away as if nothing had happened, or looked at the ceiling, or at something flying around the room, and some simply lowered their heads to look at the floor - in short, not a single one looked back at her, including the deputy head of SCEPTER 4, Awashima Shiri, who had an unnatural expression.

She groaned, her face clear.

"Was it the head of the room who brought this child into Qingyunliao?" she asked.

Awashima coughed in embarrassment.

Everyone's inner OS at the moment is probably -

You're right, Liu Quan-kun.

Because...... The end of the world seems to be playing out in front of us.

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One of the protagonists leading to the end of the world is crying in the arms of another protagonist. The conference room in Qingyunliao was chaotic like a cabin that suddenly dropped from a porthole while flying in the air, and all the items were flying in the air. WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THE TWO PARTIES, THE REST OF THE SCEPTER 4 MEMBERS STOOD IN THE MIDST OF THE CHAOS. And the male protagonist didn't appear at all - only starred in the voice friendship at the end of Fushimi's terminal [No

Reiji Munakata coughed loudly twice in the terminal.

“…… Xin Yajun. He called out the heroine's name very seriously.

The new heroine did not speak immediately, but lowered her head to look at the baby boy's round little face among the objects that were flying around the room.

Fushimi felt that his current position couldn't have been more embarrassing. So he forced his terminal into Yanagizumi Nobuya's arms—in the arms of the little baby dancing with his hands and feet, to be exact—and stepped aside.

Yanagizumi Nobuya held the baby just in time before he kicked Fushimi's terminal into the air with a kick. Then, she stared at the still-lit screen, and it took a few seconds before she picked up the terminal.

"Who's going to buy milk powder first? He's probably hungry. THIS MESS WON'T STOP UNLESS WE SOLVE HIS PROBLEM FIRST, WILL WE?" SHE DIDN'T ADDRESS THE ROOMMASTER ON THE OTHER END OF THE TERMINAL FIRST, BUT SAID TO THE MEMBERS OF THE SCEPTER 4 TASK FORCE WHO WERE STANDING IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM.

Everyone shook in unison, as if they heard the infinitely meaningful meaning from this bland sentence. Liu Fang, who has a daughter, coughed and stood up.

"I'll take care of the milk powder thing. Will be back as soon as possible. Before that, cough ...... Can you please ...... you?"

Kamo, who had always been silent and reliable, stumbled as if he had run out of words, and could not continue.

Yanagizumi Nobuya smiled gently at him.

"That's a big help. Kamo-kun, please go and come back quickly. Please bring back the following items if you can: diapers, wet and dry tissues—"

She read out a long list of shopping lists, and everyone's expressions grew more and more eerie as her voice continued.

"Liu Quanjun, are you interning as a bride...... Flowers marry and cultivate or something......" Hidaka, who is not afraid of death, commented in a low voice.

Giving standing beside him: "...... Shouldn't it be said that it is a study for new mothers? ”

Goto: "You look like you're very experienced...... Have you brought similar children before? ”

Daoming Temple: "You can deal with this kind of thing so calmly...... Liu Quanjun, really not an ordinary person...... She is worthy of being a woman who has dumped the head of the room twice!"

Thankfully, the wind was raging in the room, and their voices were almost drowned out by the sound of the wind and the whistling of objects. Otherwise, the end of the world will come to them soon!

And about the mess in this room—

After Kamo quickly ran out, Sawishima Seri Kawashima, the deputy head of SCEPTER 4, quickly returned to normal after the baby in his arms was taken over by Nobuya Yanagizumi.

She ordered all the staff to draw their swords and envelop the entire conference room with the unfolded Sanctuary, so that the damage caused by this little baby, who was an "outsider" but was too young to know how to control his abilities, would not extend to the entire Qingyunliao, but would be controlled in the Qingzhi Sanctuary that everyone had unfolded.

At this time, Liu Quan picked up the phone.

"Yes, Director?" she replied with great seriousness.

Reiji Munakata was rarely silent on the other end of the phone for a few seconds before he said solemnly, "This, I can explain. ”

Liu Quan smiled softly.

"That would be great. I'd love to hear the chambermaster's version. She said.

Reiji Munakata was silent for a few more seconds.

"This child was abandoned at the gate of Qingyunliao this morning. I happened to see it when I was at work. ”

Liu Quan sighed.

This unusually calm to almost indifferent attitude, mixed with the sound of the little baby in her arms crying, this diametrically opposed contrast seems to create an unusually subtle atmosphere, causing the Munakata Reiji on the other end of the phone to also perceive this-subtle Shura field aura?

"Why are you angry?" he asked with all seriousness.

Liu Quan smiled.

"Well, I don't think you know much about the feeling that the head of the office brought an illegitimate child to work today after working hard in Kyoto. She replied unusually gently.

Reiji Munakata: "......"

He was rarely silent for a long time before he said slowly: "It turns out that Xin Yajun has long been standing outside the door of the conference room." ”

Liu Quan laughed again.

"I, O I, in the days of separation, have learned wonderful invisibility spells. She replied briskly, "It won't last long, but a few minutes will be fine." ”

"I went back to the camp in high spirits, but I suddenly felt that it was not the time for me to appear. She paused, then continued.

"That's why I'm very kind enough to wait for you to leave before I pushed the door in?"

Reiji Munakata sighed.

"Actually, it doesn't matter if you just came in. He said.

"I'm probably only going to spend a few more minutes explaining things in front of you and everyone, rather than deliberately informing them that this kid is an 'outsider' after leaving in order to punish these speculative team members as they are now. ”

He paused.

"Xin Yajun, why are you angry? I am not the father of this child. He said in an unusually gentle tone.

Liu Quan laughed.

"Do you think I don't know this?" she said, "and I still have the most basic trust in you." Let alone...... People like you aren't the type of person who can be just anyone. I'm sorry at this point, but I'm a little bit confident in myself. ”

Reiji was silent for a moment.

“…… Then there is no reason to explain what you just did. He sighed, "Xin Yajun, what a difficult person." ”

He was slapped by him quietly, but Liu Quan did not jump up immediately as he had done countless times before.

"Of course. There was a slight incomprehensible smile in her voice.

"When I returned to the cantonment after a hard business trip, I saw not a lover I hadn't seen for a few days, but the fact that I might have to take on the heavy responsibility of being a mother before I got married...... If I can laugh right away in this case, it would be a little too mysterious, right?"

Reiji Munakata: "......"

Liu Quan didn't wait for his reply, but continued: "Raising children is not about raising cats and dogs. Sect Statue Senior, are you really ready, have you come to your senses, and have you thought about your future plans a little?"

Three questions in a row were thrown on the head of the room, and he was a little weaker, as if he was thinking deeply about something.

"Hehehe......" Finally, he finally laughed, that kind of [ghost animal smile with extremely high value] is often a weapon for him to regain control of the field, and this moment is no exception.

"Xin Yajun, have you thought about these things. He said mildly.

"No wonder Hasumi likes you so much, you must be very good at this. ”

“…… There are no people who are born good at raising small children. Liu Quan pushed back, "It's just that ordinary people probably won't pretend to have an ambiguous attitude in order to scare their subordinates." ”

The Sect Statue Reiji was silent for a moment before he asked slowly, "...... Xin Yajun is angry, is this because of this? ”

Kamo Liu Fang suddenly rushed into the conference room again, stretched out his hand and handed a baby bottle to Liu Quan. "Liu Quan-kun, I've been waiting for a long time! This is for you!"

Liu Quan smiled at him, said thank you, and quickly took the pacifier and stuffed it into the mouth of the crying little baby.

He immediately fell silent, smacking his lips and sucking milk, looking as if he was both sweet and satisfied.

Even if he still had doubts about the way the head of the room handled things, Liu Quan couldn't help but hook the corners of his lips and show a genuine smile.

Almost instantaneously, all the objects flying in the conference room stopped flying and landed on the ground with a thud.

The SCEPTER 4 friends dodged, but when everything was still, they couldn't help but look at each other a few times, and then finally smiled as if relieved, wiping the sweat from their foreheads.

As a result, in the next second, Nobuya Yanagizumi's voice pulled them back to the cruel reality (?).

"I'd like to see you take a more correct approach to children, headmaster. ”

"It's not a joke either...... If you can, when this happens, I hope you can also consider the implications...... Finding a reliable person to consult a little will not cause such a false commotion. ”

"If you really plan to find his parents, adopt him yourself...... Before I hear this from someone else's mouth, I would like to hear from you first a proper description of this whole thing. ”

"At the end of the day...... In the event of such a thing, I would like to be not just 'informed afterwards that you have made a decision', but 'you have an idea for a solution to this issue and have come to me for advice' – unless you have made up your mind to exclude me from the matter. ”

Everyone:!!!

For a while, the whole conference room was wiping sweat, fanning, and tidying things up...... Everyone's movements froze, as if they were immobilized.

The head of the room wants to adopt a child and excludes Liu Quanjun...... Such an idea immediately shocked everyone all.

Ri Gaoxiao couldn't help but whisper to himself in a low voice: "Ah...... Did I see the legendary breakup scene......"

This time, without Kamo's action, Goshima, who happened to be standing next to him, covered his mouth, which was always in trouble.

Munakata Reiji was silent for a long time—at least to everyone in the room, long enough to make everyone start to hairy.

Liu Quan didn't speak again. The little baby in her arms made a smack sound, holding the bottle in both hands, and drinking the milk as if happy.

“…… This kid is an 'outsider'. ”

Without warning, the head of the room began to speak.

"When I came to work this morning, I found him lying in a cradle outside the gate of Qingyunliao. There is nothing on him that can prove his identity. ”

"I'm afraid that his parents, knowing that their son has a special ability, will either be tired or frightened. ”

The head of the room suddenly chuckled when he said this.

"However, in the eyes of ordinary people, such a child is indeed a terrible monster......"

"I didn't want to say this to you, Shinya-kun. Because according to my analysis, this may bring back bad memories for you...... I think it's okay to just take care of this kid's affairs, and there's no need to make you feel unpleasant because of what happened to him......"

Liu Quan suddenly sneered briefly.

The head of the room paused slightly.

Everyone:???

Fushimi let out a sneer very low, not knowing who he was laughing at.

"You see," said the head of the room, in a very rare, unusually gentle tone, "you are indeed making those unnecessary associations. ”

"I've always believed that it's up to us to decide how parents treat their children...... Thankfully, that's not all there is to life. His deep, magnetic voice came from the terminal's microphone.

"Whether it's Xinya-kun, or the others......"

The head of the room paused subtly.

"I am glad to have grown into a reliable and trustworthy person under such difficult conditions. ”

Yanagi Quan: !!

Fushimi, who was behind her, also opened his eyes slightly for a moment, and then quickly drooped his eyelids, looking like he hadn't slept enough.

Although the room-grown-master's words didn't reach the ears of the others—because Yanagizumi had the terminal in his ears, only she and Fushimi, who was standing very close behind her, heard the room-grown-up could also understand something from the change in her aura.

Busch whispered, "Roommate, Saigao!"

Goto: "The murderous aura on Yanagizumi-kun seems to have disappeared......"

Hidaka screamed and broke free from Goto's restraints, and immediately spoke excitedly—this time without forgetting to keep his voice down.

"It's nice not to see the hell scene of Shura who broke up......"

Daoming Temple also seemed to be very excited.

"Of course, compared to that strange woman who doesn't know what she looks like at all, of course I have to vote for Liu Quanjun!"

Kamo sighed. "Can't you just say a few words, what the hell is misinterpreting things into......"

Enomoto was holding a large bag of baby products that Kamo had bought, and he couldn't even lift his glasses.

Bencai: "...... It seems that the situation has been partially resolved. ”

Akiyama: "The next thing is the true identity of this child and the follow-up of the child......

Fushimi smiled with a ghost animal that was worth a lot.

"Well, if the worst-case scenario - not being able to find his true identity and parents - happens, will the head of the room take care of it himself? Again, he raised the question that would ruin the harmony of the scene.

Awashima glanced at him fiercely, lowered his voice and shouted, "Fushimi!"

Fushimi Shi responded with a smile: "What?"

Awashima was speechless for a while, and the lines were stuck for two seconds before he said fiercely: "...... If you talk nonsense, I'll let you change this little baby's diaper!!"

Fushimi:!!

Fushimi snorted hard and shut up.

[Tomorrow, please continue to watch the No Responsibility April Fool's Day Extra, Room Chief Line, Part II]