The old man at the doorman glanced at me and said, "Are you stupid, don't you understand that money can make ghosts grind?!"

I'll go, how to forget this stubble!

But at this time, there is no point, I am not really dead, who will burn me money!

The old man at the gate saw that I was stunned, and said impatiently: "There are many ways to make money outside, don't stand here stupidly, I am not difficult for you, as long as you give me a money to enter the door, let you pass, as for how to negotiate with the old woman, that is your business." ”

As soon as I heard that I only needed to earn a little money, I said thank you for the advice, and turned around and walked out.

I want to go to work, and all kinds of businesses ask me for my ID card, which is the eight characters of my birthday.

I made it up, but I couldn't get through it, as if everyone would make a calculation.

Anyway, it's okay to die, if you want my birthday, it's just two words, no way!

was wandering around blindly, and raised his eyes to see a billiard hall,

There were a couple of kids playing billiards inside.

One of them turned out to be my junior high school classmate Lao Diao.

Lao Diao fought hard when he was in school, and his classmates were afraid of him, and I was no exception.

I was also extorted money by him.

As soon as Lao Diao saw me walk into the billiard hall, he immediately teased me contemptuously: ", isn't this a little fanzi, he's grown so big!"

The other boys burst into laughter.

Lao Diao is really used to bullying people, holding a cigarette while continuing to play billiards,

While not looking, he shouted at me: "Little Fanzi, pour me a bowl of water." ”

As soon as he moved, his feet rattled and rattled, and he was still wearing shackles.

I gave him a face in secret.

It turned out that this guy was guilty of homicide.

It was when the court pronounced his death sentence that he was frightened and died.

But his life is not over, and his body is being rescued in the hospital.

Counting that he still has to return to Yang to be punished.

Then he, like me, is not really dead,

You can't drink rootless water that Yin spirits drink.

There are two large vats on the side of the billiard hall, one containing rainwater, that is, rootless water that has not landed.

The other jar is filled with spring water, which is grounded and stained with yang energy, and the yin spirit does not dare to drink it.

It stands to reason that I should have scooped her up for the spring.

But I scooped him a bowl of rootless water with moss.

Lao Diao didn't look at it, so he took it and drank it.

One bowl is not enough, let me scoop another bowl for him.

I scooped another bowl, and before I could hand it to him, Lao Diao clutched his stomach and screamed.

Pointing at me and scolding: "Little cub, you dare to regulate Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will kill you today!"

I splashed water on his face contemptuously, and said provocatively: "You turtle, you still think you are not afraid of life and death, it's not that you are scared to death, what are you still pretending to be here!"

As soon as there was an argument, several black shadows in black shrouds immediately surrounded them.

If you cause trouble in this place, you will have no choice, and you will all be sent to the underworld.

I immediately explained the situation and said that he had extorted money from me in the sun.

A few people in black checked the books, and what I said was true, so they asked Lao Diao to pay back the money.

The principal plus interest, the ticket money is enough. Mobile:

Before leaving, I teased Lao Diao: "Go back after playing billiards, there is still a peanut waiting for you to eat!"

When I said this, I was heard by a few men in black,

glanced at Lao Diao, and checked the books,

stepped forward and grabbed Lao Diao's neck collar directly, and threw it upward,

The white light flashed, and Lao Diao returned to the yang.

My heart suddenly rejoiced,

If I say that my yang life is not over and throw me away like this, won't I return my yang?

But I have to get Zhuo Ziyan and Zhang Yingying out first, and return to the yang together.

I took the money and returned to the half-step inn,

I gave the money to the old janitor, and he let me in.

When I got to the old woman's house, I smelled the corpse and calculated that the old woman was a yin spirit.

I hate her for deceiving an ignorant girl, so I want to her.

I went to the bathroom to find a disposable cup and took a cup of yellow holy water.

I knocked on the door and explained to the old woman.

The old woman heard that I was going to take two girls,

In a hoarse voice, he said, "As long as the two girls are willing to do the husband and wife business with you, you can take them away." ”

, I just got the money because I wanted my birthday,

This wants to take people away, and they want me to have sex with Zhuo Ziyan.

For a long time, you're still calculating me.

It seems that the person who really messed with me is not Huang Mazi, this person is far a hundred times higher than Huang Mazi's Taoism, and his hand has reached more than half a step!

"Can you let me meet them first?" I asked.

The old woman greeted the back room, and Zhuo Ziyan and Zhang Yingying walked out.

The two of them walked out, both with a look of regret,

Apparently fooled.

When they saw me, they immediately pounced on me and asked me to take them away.

I also don't want to know what the wishes of the two girls are,

But the old woman's trick was very simple, give each of the two girls a dry leaf,

Just soak the leaves with tears and let the two go.

For girls with a lot of tears, a single cry can completely soak the leaves.

But the two girls couldn't see that the veins of the two leaves were connected to the two dead trees,

Even if they cried until they were old, they couldn't soak those two leaves.

I told the two girls the old woman's offer.

Both of them fell silent for a moment.

Because Zhuo Ziyan was deceived, she hurt her self-esteem, and she was angry.

He shouted at me unreasonably: "It's your ghost, you want to do that, just say it, why make it so complicated, don't you get tired?!"

Zhang Yingying couldn't understand what she was saying.

He looked at me pitifully and whispered, "Classmate, I'll go with you." ”

I want to cure Zhuo Ziyan's temper, pull Zhang Yingying and leave.

Zhuo Ziyan couldn't hold back at that time, and shouted anxiously and fearfully from behind: "Who is that, why don't you take me? I didn't say I wouldn't go with you!"

I almost burst out laughing and tried to hold back.

The old woman said to me with a resentful face: "Count you brat, go into the house, and you can go when you are done." ”

I pretended not to understand and asked, "What, they both agreed, why are you still holding back?" It's dirty and smelly here, so why don't you be in the mood, you have to go back first and find a quiet place." ”

The old woman was annoyed and said angrily: "Boy, this is not a place for you to go wild, believe it or not, you can't eat, go around?!"

I was also indignant: "You old blind woman, you are really innocent of deceiving the girl by three indiscriminate means here"!

With that, he poured the contents of the cup on the old woman's face.

The old woman's old bark-like face was suddenly burned to pieces,

Revealing its true face, it turned out to be the head of a large long worm!

The frightened little faces of the two girls turned pale, and they desperately hid in my arms.

As soon as there was a commotion, the men in black immediately reappeared.

I hurriedly explained the situation first, and said that the three of us were all unfinished.

Several men in black checked the books and nodded,

It is said that although the old woman deceives, she does not violate the rules of the Three Realms.

Once the deal is made, it must be fulfilled.

If I want to take someone away, I'll have to go into the house with the two girls first......

I asked, "Is there any other way to solve it?"

A few people asked for the old woman's meaning.

Finally said if I don't talk to two girls......

I'm going to seal my mana, and I can only tell fortunes and look at people in the future.

Either start from scratch, or do it with two girls to break the seal.

, it turns out that the person who messed with me just wanted to get me and Zhuo Ziyan together,

This time, it was increased again, and an irrelevant Zhang Yingying was added.

These two girls are really uneasy,

What a deal to make with an old woman!

The man in black impatiently told me to make a choice at once so that we could be sent back.

I can only choose to seal mana,

Sealing mana can't seal my aura of being reborn into a carp.

Even if Lao Tzu started from scratch,

With the aura of being reborn and turning into a carp, Lao Tzu practiced for a year, and he was ten cultivators of ordinary people.

Three years later, it was back to normal.

Zhang Yingying is a cheerful and cute girl, and when she sees me, she would rather seal her mana than embarrass them.

He said movingly: "Classmate, you don't have to be like this, what kind of society is it now, the girl's thinking is not as backward as you think, in fact, the current girl doesn't think that matter is important, the important thing is sincerity, you really don't have to be like this." ”

After finishing speaking, he turned to Zhuo Ziyan and said, "Zhuo Ziyan, what I said is right, is there no need for him to seal mana?"

Zhuo Ziyan glanced at me and didn't squeak, which was equivalent to acquiescence.

Actually, I really don't know what girls think about this.

But when I heard her say that, I thought it was really like that.

The men in black looked at me as if they were envious of my good fortune.

Nodding at me, motioning for me to be okay.

Seeing that I hesitated, Zhang Yingying pulled Zhuo Ziyan and walked inside,

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