Just because there is no mechanism in the room means that a badger has let him go?

If Gu Laosan hadn't been dazzled by the orangutan fart, he would never dare to think so. This is the same as the reason why he was beaten, if a badger did not do it on the spot, it means that there are more vicious beatings waiting for him.

But right now, a salted fish who vomited to prostration was holding the quilt on the bed, and SpongeBob's little panties were against the pillow, snoring loudly, and he didn't know how good he was. Wang Ping can even see the saliva flowing from the corner of this thing's mouth under night vision.

However, just because you can see clearly doesn't mean that others can see it clearly, so ......

"Smack~"

The switch on the wall was struck by a slipper, and the bedroom lit up.

If it was Wang Ping, such an obvious and dazzling light would have been awakened a long time ago. But a salted fish just frowned and rolled over, put SpongeBob SquarePants at the foot of the bed and went back to sleep, and what was even more amazing was that the snoring did not stop.

"You can't live if you do your own evil!"

Wang Ping shook his head and climbed onto the TV cabinet opposite the foot of the bed, pinching his little hairy waist and looking at someone, "Brother gave you so many opportunities, you don't cherish them, then don't blame Brother for being ruthless!"

The magic capital, Chen Bai's rare early bed, is falling into an indescribable dream at this time.

After the Lantern Festival, a series of celebrations of the fish finally came to an end. Because he discovered such a rookie as Gu Lang and participated in the organization of a desert island survival program, a channel manager got a generous bonus at the end of the year, and he had a fat year. During this time, Chen Bai even drooled more than before when he slept.

The piercing mobile phone rang for a long time, and Chen Bai woke up reluctantly in a sweet dream, wiping the corners of his mouth with a black face. However, after touching the phone and listening to only one sentence, someone woke up completely.

At the same time, in a residential building near the west of Songjiang District, Wang An, who was wearing pajamas, was putting a mask on his face. The message received on the phone was not immediately read. Anyway, at present, social networking basically revolves around WeChat, and mobile phone text messages are more often received business reminders and advertisements.

However, when the mask is pasted, it is a subscription message that amuses the fish, prompting an anchor to go online.

Wang An usually doesn't watch the live broadcast much, and after thinking about it for a long time, he didn't remember when he paid attention to Gu Laosan. However, I was idle at this time, so I clicked on the link to pass the time for dressing my face.

As soon as I log in, the first thing I see is the barrage army that has covered the entire screen and the continuous reward special effects, what the specific picture is, I can't see it clearly at the moment. However, the strange whistling sound from the mobile phone made Wang An's face strange. One night on the phone with Gu's mother, there was also this voice on the other side.

"Hahaha, I can't do it, I'll probably die laughing"

"Is SpongeBob SquarePants serious?"

"Interesting people in the East China Sea country reward anchor rocket ×8......"

"Shocked, funny fish anchor sleeps online, hundreds of thousands of people watch"

"Zhuzi Baijia Zeming rewarded the anchor rocket ×6......"

"Did the third brother forget to turn off the live broadcast?"

"As soon as I came in, I saw such a powerful picture"

"A big cow and a big pig rewarded the anchor plane ×7......"

"I'm already anticipating what tomorrow's hot search will be"

"Gu Laosan, is this considered color?"

"Honghong is in a trance, call an ambulance for me"

As soon as Wang An turned off the barrage display, he saw a large SpongeBob SquarePants facing the camera, and he was stunned for a long time before he saw that it was a butt. Needless to say, the guy who is snoring with the quilt right now must be Gu Laosan.

The corners of his mouth tugged under the mask, and someone rolled his eyes and closed the live broadcast room. After a while, the room resounded with the sound of "twittering" laughter, which was extremely suppressed, as if it was cramping.

Chen Bai listened to the sweet and polite shutdown prompt on his mobile phone, and couldn't wait to throw the newly bought Apple 11 on the wall. However, Apple 11 is quite expensive, and Chen Bai, who was in a state of rage, waved his arm several times, but finally he was reluctant to throw it. So with a "pop", the lively alarm clock on the bedside table flew to the wall and fell to pieces.

"Silly 13! Dasha 13!"

A channel manager sat under the covers and roared, trembling with anger. It took a long time to calm down before shaking his fingers and dialing another number.

Zhuo Bingyang knocked on the door for nearly 20 minutes, and finally found the hotel manager before opening the door of a salted fish. As soon as I entered, I was thundered by the snoring that resounded through the room.

Originally, Gu Lang was tossed enough today, and he was abused by Liu Min in the afternoon, which can be called physical and mental exhaustion, so tonight's snoring is also extraordinarily loud. After being woken up by Zhuo Bingyang shaking his shoulders, his face was still very unhappy, and he muttered sleepily.

"Gu Lang!, surnamed Gu, I'm X¥#......"

Zhuo Bingyang's mobile phone was not hands-free, but Chen Bai's roar still sounded a little deafening, which showed how much effort was used. Gu Lang was stunned for at least 5 or 6 seconds before he took Zhuo Bingyang's mobile phone in a daze and tried to put it to his ear.

"Why is Lao Chen dripping, and the anger at night is so big?"

"What the hell is going on?"

", if you scold me again, I'm in a hurry with you! Why are you sick, and you call at night just to scold people?"

"It's sealed?

"Uh...... Who's driving? I'll tell you, you can eat indiscriminately, you can't talk indiscriminately, why didn't I start broadcasting today at all!"

“emmm...... What SpongeBob SquarePants?"

The more Gu Laosan listened, the more confused he became, and at the same time, he became more and more popular. Chen Bai inexplicably informed him that the live broadcast room was blocked because of speeding, and it was directly sealed by overtaking Chen Bai.

Just when someone had already opened his throat and was about to scold the street, Chen Bai's words made him stunned on the spot.

Looking down at a certain SpongeBob SquarePants who was smiling under him, Gu Laosan's face became more and more strange, and finally threw down the phone and ran to find his tablet with a roar.

On the TV stand, when he saw the tablet computer that usually broadcasts live on the wall and the rear camera facing his bed, Gu Laosan's heartbeat began to accelerate. When the screen was lit up and the background live broadcast was watched, someone sat directly on the floor with a blank brain.

"Gu Lang, Gu Lang, what's going on?"

Zhuo Bingyang actually didn't understand what was going on until now, and when he saw Gu Laosan in a daze, he squatted beside him and asked with concern.

"I ......" Gu Lang blinked, as if he had just come to his senses, and then he didn't answer, pushed Zhuo Bingyang away, and ran to the bedside table to find his mobile phone. Sure enough, the phone had been turned off.

"Brother Zhuo, has my boss ever been back?"

"Huanhuan?"

Zhuo Bingyang frowned and shouted the name that only a certain badger dared to say when he was not present, and at the same time wondered: "Isn't it still in the medical center?"

"Yes, it's useless to ask you, I'll go see it myself!"

Gu Laosan hurriedly put on his clothes, and his heart was full of anger against a certain badger. The entire Sweetwater Sanctuary counts the mosquitoes, and he can't think of a second guy who has the motive to pit him like this. It had nothing to do with a certain badger, he ate SpongeBob SquarePants.

Before going out, a salted fish subconsciously always felt as if he had overlooked something. But what it was, Gu Laosan in a rage didn't think about it.

Zhuo Bingyang followed him to the medical center. He still didn't understand what was going on, his heart was scratching like a cat, and even his eyelashes were full of gossip.

Outside a tent in the medical center, as Gu Lang strode in, Zhuo Bingyang almost trotted to keep up, for fear of missing something lively. However, as soon as the curtain was opened, I found that a salted fish was standing at the door of the house, and he didn't go inside at all.

The moment I saw a certain badger, something that had been ignored by my subconscious finally remembered.

Gu Laosan's expression was like crying and laughing.

What am I doing here?