Chapter 35: It's Miserable!

Although Uzi's words are very skinny, they are actually jokes and just play with the effect of the show.

In the first district, the platinum segment, the two happily turned on the ranked mode.

Maybe Li Yu shouldn't choose to play with Uzi, because with Uzi, his game will become more difficult, and it's not bad to say that Hell mode is not bad at all.

Imagine a live broadcast room with tens of millions of popularity, and millions of viewers see that they want to play national uniforms together at the same time, so what's the deal?

They couldn't do it excitedly, so they rushed directly to the first district, causing the server to be full directly, and they didn't want to miss this opportunity to be on TV.

"Proud, how about giving me an assist?"

Li Yu was very excited, and wanted to show off and relieve the pain just now.

"You're going to let me give you a boost, buddy?"

Uzi felt offended.

Got it.

"My boy gave away ten treasure maps for the anchor Uzi!"

However, as soon as he finished speaking, he saw the gift effect on the screen.

Direct and seamless switching.

The hand speed of the pros is really top-notch, and they directly lock on to the auxiliary position.

The audience in the live broadcast room was stunned by the effect of Uzi's light-speed face-swapping program on the spot, and they swiped the barrage one after another.

"After all, it was defeated by capital. ”

"If I get fast enough, you won't be able to catch me. ”

"Uzi: Was it me who was offended?"

"Hahahahaha, laughing to death......"

"This is the legendary money ability?"

......

Li Yu also smiled, what he saw before was the appearance of Uzi on the stage doing his best to win the game, but he didn't expect to be so skinny in private, and he was still a live broadcast ghost.

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Queue up, seconds in.

Sure enough, two of the three passers-by on Li Yu's side were water friends, and as soon as they came in, they greeted the two, "Brother Zaozi!! Brother Boy QAQ......"

"Jujube brother cowhide!"

The rest of the passerby saw this and looked at the ID again, and a fish joined the chat room, and immediately reacted, this is the real person who met Uzi.

At that time, I excitedly began to interact: "God, my red buff, blue buff, F6...... It's all yours!"

The King of the Canyon Sees Sorrow: ...... I'm AD and he's an auxiliary.

Meng Meng Da Xiao Gongju: ???Which little cucumber are you?

Li Yu is speechless, is this the charm of Uzi?

A fish: What kind of assistance does the young brother need?

Li yu......

"My boy gave away ten treasure maps for the anchor Uzi!"

A fish: Brother Boy, do you want to hammer the stone, Karma or Lulu?

The audience was laughed at again.

Uzi can also be seen that today Li Yu is determined to let himself assist him, under such a crazy gift offensive, who can withstand this?

"Audience friends, you have to do things after receiving money. ”

"You guys watch and study hard, my assistant is also a thief, especially my hammerstone, invincible. ”

During the hero selection, Uzi began to interact in the live broadcast room.

"Brother boy, don't worry, I will only give you the hammer stone lantern to protect you. ”

The king of the canyon is worried: Lie down and don't send it, I'm C!

Li Yu directly boasted about Haikou, and Yasuo was ridden and beaten on the last hand, so he had to vent what he said.

Uzi was happy, he had seen Li Yu's operation, and it was not an ordinary picking.

"Brothers, when the young brother releases this sentence, you can prepare the rice cooker. "With only white rice, you can eat several bowls of it after watching him operate. ”

Li Yu is very painful, do you want to be so direct?

"My boy gave away ten treasure maps for the anchor Uzi!"

Again?

The audience in the live broadcast room is now messy, is this how money can pass through the "gods"?

In just half an hour, seventy treasure maps were sent out, which was 350,000 yuan, and ordinary people don't have so much salary in a year.

Li Yu's attitude was directly put out, and today he is here to show his "hundreds of millions of people".

I can't hold my pride, the little boss is here to send him money?

Although Li Yu usually gives gifts, he definitely does not have the "inhumanity" of today, as for the more than 1 million that day, he has not personally experienced the situation of closing the broadcast.

Uzi was puzzled.

"Brother boy, what stimulated you today?"

"I made a small fortune, share it. ”

As soon as Li Yu's words were released, Uzi's small eyes suddenly widened like copper bells, and he had already seen piles of banknotes flying in the sky.

Just kidding, will the small money in Shenhao's eyes be really small?

The audience in the live broadcast room is even more brain-opening, the boss has earned millions or tens of millions, and even guessed hundreds of millions.

......

"Brother boy, I didn't say it, this flash of mine is used as a skill for you!"

Uzi seamlessly switches the dog-licking mode again.

"I finally saw the licking dog today!. ”

"It turns out that money can really be channeled. ”

"Brother Boy, domineering!"

"I understand that girls have started to send private messages now. ”

"Is this the happiness of the rich?"

......

Play and play, make trouble, Li Yu didn't choose any strange heroes, one hand VN is ready to pay tribute to the idol, Uzi chose Hammer Stone, and the two sailors also know how to directly lock Shen and Galio, and teleport a belt, which is ready to lay the road.

Passers-by are panicking now, there is really someone who can make Uzi willingly assist. And the hero chosen by his teammates is obviously to fight for support, and he didn't say it, he also came: Eternal Nightmare!

The game hasn't started yet, Li Yu immediately felt that this was stable as soon as he saw the lineup, is this the treatment of playing games with Uzi?

It's not too good!

In addition to support, the three teammates chose to be full of map streams, which is still afraid of being beaten?

If you have money, you can do whatever you want.

(Uzi: You're still too tender...... )

......

As soon as he entered the game, Li Yu found that the five people opposite were all Uzi's sailors, because they were all in a hurry to ask for the proud friend position.

"You can give a friend position, you kill the young brother super ghost, I'll add you, okay. ”

Uzi is a thief, and he is not good at skin, and he is ready to let Li Yu enjoy the treatment of playing games on a live broadcast.

Although his teammates can't wait to give him his own tapi to eat, but the opposite side is even more terrifying, he has never played a normal match, all kinds of three twos or four packs of two!

Super tired!!

The King of the Canyon is worried: ...

Big brother, I can hear you when you talk in the live broadcast room and lower the volume, okay?

Li Yu was already hanging in Uzi's live broadcast room, even if he pretended to whisper, he could still hear it, isn't this hiding his ears and stealing the bell......

"Wahahahaha, the boy brother sent three points, embarrassing ......"

Uzi saw that he was exposed, and he was also amused by his behavior, so he directly switched to the dog-licking mode again.

"Look at the young brother's A-eye movements, he is very skillful, you see, he is still in a position, master!

The audience was speechless for a while, is the eldest brother's action abnormal?

There is an eye released, it is a person who will be A, and besides, is that called a move?

Go straight to people's faces and eat skills?

Apparently proud of his dog-licking skills are not skilled, and a burst of sycophants slapped directly on the horse's hooves.

However, as the game progressed, Li Yu and Uzi also entered the state and concentrated on playing the game.

The combination on the opposite side is Fan Mom + Han Bing, with a good hand, they can only resist pressure in the early stage, however, it's not too cool to have a top professional AD to play support.

Li Yu feels this way now, Uzi himself plays ad, so he understands his various needs clearly, tower knife, blocking skills, making eyes, point signals, all aspects, very perfect.

But it's useless.

Although the thighs are very strong, the playable position is support, and Li Yu is frantically dragging his feet here, and Uzi is also weak.

It didn't take long for Uzi's hammerstone to stage scripted moves, various shows, and then ......

Li Yu's VN is empty......

Helplessly, Uzi clicked the signal for his teammates to relieve the pressure.

A fish asking for help!!

A fish asking for help!!

A fish asking for help!!

......

As soon as this signal is sent, it is returned.

In an instant, the passers-by stopped brushing the wild, and leaned directly down the road, and the middle road also frantically pinged their own teleportation, signaling that they were ready and ready to support at any time.

Coincidentally, the other side is exactly the same as them.

In the first three minutes, everyone has just reached level 2......

A 5V5 team battle will break out directly in the lower lane!

The 10 heroes instantly scuffled together, and Li Yu's VN immediately fell to the ground and quickly returned to the city.

There was no way, although the hammer stone operated by Uzi had already helped him block the slowdown of the cold ice on the opposite side, it still couldn't stop the upper single weapon from falling from the sky, and he was knocked to death with a single stick.

"Kill, avenge the young brother!"

After seeing Li Yu's death, Uzi smiled like a 200-pound fat man, shouting in his mouth, but he was very honest in action, and directly "tearfully" accepted the two heads of the opposite lower road duo.

The King of the Canyon is sorrowful: Proud, can you restrain the smile on your face before expressing your pain?

"Hahahaha......"

Joy filled the entire live broadcast room.

It's so funny, I said that I would protect four guarantees and one VN, but in the end, only VN died, and the rest of the teammates made a lot of money, and they also gave up two heads to Uzi.

......

But that's just the beginning.

The five people on the opposite side really tried their best to get Uzi's friend position, but it was Li Yu who suffered.

After the end of the first wave of team battles, the five people on the opposite side actually walked down the road again.

As soon as Li Yu came out of the house and was wandering under the tower, the snowman pushed a huge snowball and rolled towards him, and he could even hear the happy sound of "Doodoo, the snowball is coming!".

Indeed, very happy!

Five people!

The five heroes of the spicy !!

Jumping out of a patch of grass!!

Don't you crowd?

As a result, Li Yu's VN died violently on the spot!

Looking at the black and white screen in front of him, Li Yu almost spewed out a mouthful of old blood, if it weren't for the fact that Uzi was live broadcasting, he would have already sent a cordial greeting to the other side.

Why?!!

What about the four guarantees and one that is good?

What about the said good showtime?

What about C, who said it was good?

......

The perspective cut to the hammer stone that Uzi was playing, Li Yu felt that his heart was dripping blood, and more than a dozen small soldiers entered the tower, all of which were accepted by him with a perfect tower knife, and none of them leaked!

That's two waves of soldiers, rounded up to 10,000 minions!

My financial !!

It's infuriating that Uzi still mutters while operating.

"Brother boy, it's not that I don't protect you, I'm still buying equipment at home and you're dead. ”

"This little soldier eats it if I don't eat the tower, I can't waste ......"

"They're too shady and deliberately targeting you. ”

!!!

You're right!

I endure!

Go out again, go to the bottom of the tower, Uzi's hammer stone is in front, it should be no problem......

"Doodoo, the snowball is coming!"

Mother Trere!!

Li Yu's mentality collapsed on the spot, and five big men jumped out of the grass again!

The point is that they turned a blind eye to the fat boy in front of the VN they were playing, directly ignored the little fat man, and came straight to themselves!

You must know that in the first wave, Li Yu handed over all the summoner skills!

Very panicked!

What should I do?!!

Hurry, hurry, wait, wait online......

Hey!

Lanterns, hammer stone drip lanterns!

Before he could breathe a sigh of relief, he found ......

That's not right!

The hammerstone is in front of you!

Isn't it a sheep in the mouth of a tiger?!!

No, no!

......

VN, pawn!

......

Then Li Yu, who was on the black and white screen, saw that Uzi had eaten countless creeps again......

There are words to be read while eating.

"I shouldn't have an auxiliary outfit, I'll eat a few dollars for this equipment, should I sell it......"

The King of the Canyon is worried: ... Mom sells batches...

......

The audience in the live broadcast room has gone crazy with laughter.

In the first five minutes, Li Yu died three times in a row, 0-3-0!!

That's not the point, mend knife 1!

And what he meowed was the eyes before.

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"According to eyewitnesses, the scene was very tragic ......"