"Gone, gone, no longer looking. ”

"Everyone withdrew, the anchor is planning to eat soft rice to the end. ”

"Both father and son have a bad stomach, and this life is wasted. ”

Among the anchors, seeing Gu Qing confessing, some people shouted to take off their fans, they came here to see the pretending to be forced to slap their faces, but they didn't expect to see an obscene old silver coin.

It's all crossed, the system is added, and there are more than a billion fellow villagers behind it, this Nima can't help it, and it's a chicken.

Shen Gongbao: "Let's discuss, the anchor will transfer the system to me, I'll pretend to force me to fly, the price is negotiable, and I won't lose the face of our earthlings when I get there." ”

"Don't say anything else, I'm sorry for the identity of our traverser if I don't soak ten or eight beautiful stars, I will definitely him if I understand the king over there, and I will also cross the Sakura Country side, Go and Dao will give them guidance one by one. ”

"Not to mention the stick country next door, Lao Tzu carried a vat of century-old sauerkraut to teach him to be a man. ”

In the face of Zhang Nan's request, Gu Qing gave him a middle finger, if you want to eat a fart, the system Alas, you die once, see if you can meet it.

After Bai Zhiruo left, he immediately set up an administrator.

Three of the ten places were used, and one was given to Shen Gongbao, this guy is a local tyrant, and he has a generous reward, except for the one on the shark platform, he has always been the biggest financier.

The second place is the prostitution in the waves, although it has not been online for several days, but he still remembers the other party's more than one million.

The third place is given to Balingye Lao, who has a deep literary background, up and down for 5,000 years, domestic and foreign history, and religious development, and understands a lot of things.

Usually, his live broadcasts are boring ordinary things, and it all depends on Balingye to preside over the overall situation and pass the time for everyone to take "online classes".

"!"

In the barrage, a voice of chicken and duck suddenly sounded, which startled Gu Qingdu.

Shen Gongbao: "How can I send a voice, hey, I'm still an administrator, the system dad is six-six-six." ”

Looking at the new functions on the screen, Zhang Nan just tried to use it, but he didn't expect to be able to really send voice, and he could still send voice in the live broadcast room, this is the first time he has seen this high-tech.

"Everyone roars, I'm a scumbag, my brother will come to cut me, I promise, you haven't played the new version of the ship. ”

"That year, my company went bankrupt, penniless, made a call on the mobile phone that had not been made for ten years, and a few seconds later, a mysterious and deep voice came out, I said lightly, Uncle Da, do you still collect the equipment now?"

Looking at Shen Gongbao, who was playing, Gu Qing's backhand was a ban.

A few seconds later, Shen Gongbao rewarded 50,000 yuan, and Gu Qing's backhand was to lift the ban, and said with a smile: "Big guy six, six, six, just play happy." ”

Shen Gongbao: "Anchor, is this a new feature of the system, it's very easy to use, it was very troublesome to type before." ”

In fact, hemp is not troublesome, but secondly, the main thing is that there are cards, and others are barrages when they open their mouths, and as soon as he opens his mouth, it is voice, except that he does not show his face, and he is no different from the anchor.

Old Balingye: "It's just right, I don't have to type in the future, the old man is slow to type, and his hands are almost cramping after a live broadcast." ”

The opening was the voice of an elderly person.

For this, people who are often in the live broadcast room are not surprised, the old man knows a lot of things, and he has a wealth of knowledge, which is not something that young people in their twenties and thirties can do.

Gu Qing smiled: "Ba Lao has worked hard, I usually have to pay attention to rest, I will leave you two hours to lecture every afternoon." ”

Elder Balingye: "Thank you, thank you very much." ”

After speaking, the old man also swiped 50,000 yuan, Gu Qing was startled, and he couldn't retreat if he wanted to, so he could only ask him not to reward, and the old man didn't care about this at all.

"Don't worry, I'm a retired university professor, this salary is still there, when I teach, there are dozens of people in a class, except for the students who skip class and don't like to listen, only less than half of them are listening carefully, and my heart hurts. ”

"There are a lot of people in your live broadcast room, and now I can give lectures to tens of thousands of people every day, even if only one percent of them like to listen, I am very happy, the important thing is that I don't have to see sleeping, playing with mobile phones, out of sight and out of mind. ”

As a teacher, the most heart-wrenching thing is to see students sitting in a clean and well-off classroom, sleeping, playing mobile games.

In the past, the conditions for reading were so hard, how many people wanted to read a book but couldn't get it, but now it's easier, but he doesn't cherish it, and he can't do it if he wants to teach more knowledge.

"It should be me thank you, otherwise everyone would have been bored watching my live broadcast and would have run away a long time ago. Gu Qing hugged his fists and thanked him.

said that it was a live broadcast, but in fact, there was nothing to see, it was boring, every day was a live broadcast of daily life, and he couldn't speak when someone was there.

The people who came in were fresh, how could they keep staring at them for hours?

"Hahaha, anyway, I still thank you for giving me this platform. Haha smiled, the old man was full of anger and said to the people in the live broadcast room: "It's time for classes to start again, the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, the Hundred Schools of Princes, the Three Kingdoms of Qin and Han, and the strategists and generals, what do you want to hear?"

"Listen to the deduction of 1 of the hundred schools of thought, and listen to the deduction of the three kingdoms 2......"

Gu Qing smiled, he didn't expect the old man to be very good at playing, and after taking a look, there was one left white prostitute who was not online, I don't know what the reason was.

In an office at the headquarters of the shark platform, Zhang Shun looked at the computer, put his hand on the keyboard, put it down again, and went back and forth several times, very entangled.

He also wanted to play along, but no, his identity was a shark executive, which was very special, and now the attitude above was unclear, he didn't dare to have anything to do with Gu Qing, otherwise the company might want 404.

"Pony, check out your dashboard. ”

In the dormitory, Gu Qing secretly screamed, and the next moment, the information called up in the background of the system.

Host: Gu Qing

Skills: Elementary Singing Technique, Elementary Guitar Technique

Tip: 157,328.

"Pony, how much does it cost to upgrade your junior singing skills and beginner guitar skills?"

[It takes 100,000 to upgrade your beginner singing skills to intermediate, and it takes 50,000 to upgrade your guitar beginner to intermediate]

"Level up!"

Without hesitation, Gu Qing upgraded his junior singing skills and junior guitar skills, and the more he got to the back of the competition, the greater the competition, if he didn't prostitute his songs, he would still be in danger.

As for listening to Bai Zhiruo's nonsense, it is impossible to be eliminated, not to mention that it has come to this point, if he runs now, maybe more than half of the people in the live broadcast room will have to run.

What do you come in to see, watch you eat hot and sour noodles live every day? Bubble girls? Watch you take pictures of the scenery on the street? What is the difference between this and ordinary anchors on the earth?

You are a big man who doesn't have a straight chest, doesn't have a hip, and doesn't bumble, what do you do?

Therefore, it is impossible to walk, so you have to finish this game, and then find an opportunity to lead everyone to pretend to be forced together.

Host: Gu Qing

Skills: Intermediate Singing Skills, Intermediate Guitar Skills

Tip: Seven thousand three hundred and twenty-eight

After glancing at his personal information, Gu Qing found a history book of this world and officially joined the online class army.

Tens of thousands of people gathered in the live broadcast room for online classes, who will believe it!