Chapter 274, I'm worried that mental retardation will be contagious!
In the end, Jiang Lai did not send Lin Chuyi, and Lin Chuyi did not send Jiang Lai.
Both of them were sent back by the substitute driver.
Because Lin Chu was so drunk that he couldn't even tell the address where he lived, Jiang Lai had no choice but to take her back to his residence.
The car stopped at the gate of the yard, and after Jiang Lai thanked the substitute driver, he helped Lin Chu get out of the car and go home.
The lights were on in the room, and Shi Daochen sat on the sofa in the living room watching TV and drinking coffee.
Jiang Lai was a little shy and a little restrained, after all, Shi Daochen used to bring all kinds of women home, and he brought a drunk woman home, this feeling made him feel very weird.
It's like a teenager who secretly smokes and is accidentally discovered by his father...... And smoking was a common thing for my father.
When he was sitting at the entrance to change his shoes, Jiang Lai couldn't help but explain to Shi Daochen: "She drank too much. ”
"I see. Shi Daochen's eyes were staring at the TV, as if the content on the TV was much more exciting than the scene in reality. He didn't even glance this way.
After Jiang Lai changed his shoes, he helped Lin Chuyi take off his shoes and said, "She can't walk?" Can you help help her upstairs together?"
"No, I can't. Shi Daochen said: "I'm busy. ”
"What are you up to?"
"Busy watching TV and drinking coffee. ”
“.......”
Get you back!
This is naked revenge!
In the past, when Shi Daochen brought the woman back for the night, he had made such a request to Jiang Lai, and Shi Daochen's answer just now was his original answer.
Unexpectedly, this sentence would be used on himself one day.
Do your own things, and your own women carry them.
This is a truth that Jiang Lai understood when he was very young.
There were twenty-one stairs from the first floor to the second floor, he gritted his teeth, and a princess picked Lin Chuyi up from the ground, and then strode towards his bedroom on the second floor.
Wow-----
Jiang Lai's pace was fast.
Shi Daochen's eyes were still fixed on the TV, but a relieved smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
"Jiang Lai has grown up. ”
"Finally knowing that there is a difference between men and women. ”
"It's been a great night. ”
Shi Daochen looked at the coffee cup in his hand, and suddenly found that the espresso in the cup was not fragrant.
He even wanted to celebrate with a glass of whiskey.
Jiang Lai did find that men and women were different.
If Shi Daochen is drunk, he can directly help take off his clothes and throw them into the washing machine. However, Lin Chuyi was drunk, what should he do?
"Lin Chuyi ......"
"The First ...... of Junior High School"
"Lin Chuyi, can you take off your clothes by yourself?"
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Lin Chuyi lay on the bed, sleeping soundly like a baby. He didn't have any sense, let alone answer Jiang Lai's question.
"If you don't take it off, I'll take it off for you?" Jiang Lai threatened.
Lin Chuyi is mighty and unyielding.
But sleep can.
Her body was bent like a bow, her hands clasped in front of her chest in a defensive gesture, her snoring was subtle, and her breath was like a blue ...... Orchid wine.
Jiang looked at Lin Chuyi's quiet and lovely appearance when he was asleep, and couldn't help but feel pity.
When you're asleep, you should be so quiet and cute, full of damn male charm that people have nowhere to dodge and can't escape, right?
People outside only pay attention to her appearance, her background, her brilliance and her success. But no one knows how many injuries she has suffered in secret, how much suffering she has endured, how much pressure she has endured, and how painful she has experienced.
Others care about how high she flies, only I care about whether she is tired of flying, and whether she sleeps well when she is dressed......
Shi Daochen was sitting in front of the wine cabinet drinking when he heard the sound of Jiang Lai coming downstairs.
A smile appeared on his face that he knew all about it and said, "I've been waiting for you for a long time. ”
"What?" Jiang Lai poured himself a cup of cold white boil, and after working for a long time, he was really a little thirsty. "What are you waiting for me to do?"
Shi Daochen took out a small box from his pocket and put it on top of the wine cabinet, then slowly pushed it in the direction where Jiang Lai was, and said, "Did you find that you were missing something?"
Jiang looked at the small box marked with the words "001" on it, nodded, and said, "I found that I was indeed missing something. ”
"It doesn't matter. Skill comes from practice. I have plenty of supplies over there, so you can pick them up from me when you need them. Shi Daochen couldn't wait to pat his chest and reassure Jiang Lai. "After years of experimentation, this is the best to use. ”
He was in a good mood.
Can you understand?
Jiang Lai has always been a "child" in his eyes. A child who doesn't know anything.
What is a woman?
I only have antiques in my eyes, and I only have work in my heart.
Suddenly, he discovers that the child has grown up and is able to bring drunk girls home, and even needs some safety measures...... Well, the two of them can talk about some topics between men.
You know!
It's like the satisfaction of an old parent who finds out that his son can have a drink with him when he grows up.
"I realized that I was missing the 'rogue' gene. Jiang Lai said aloud, holding the teacup and walking towards the room next to him.
"What are you doing?" shouted Shi Daochen behind him.
"I slept in the guest bedroom. Jiang Lai replied aloud.
“......”
The whiskey in the glass is no longer fragrant.
Shi Dao's heart will also be broken.
Good woman...... No, if you don't sleep in a good big bed, why go to sleep in a guest bedroom?
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Lin Chuyi opened his eyes and saw an unfamiliar lamp.
"Huh?" she blinked, when did she change the chandelier in her house?
When she looked at the furniture around her, she couldn't help but laugh: it turned out that her home had also changed.
"Home has changed, too?"
Lin Chu's hairs stood on end, and he woke up suddenly.
She sat up from the bed and looked down at her body: her clothes had changed.
"Got a change of clothes?"
Her eyes widened.
"Oh my God, where is this?"
"Have you ever been insulted?"
"Why are all the clothes changed...... I changed into pajamas that I had never seen before......"
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Just when Lin Chuyi's mind exploded, desperately trying to figure out what was going on but he couldn't remember anything with a throbbing pain in his head, a voice suddenly sounded in his ears: "Are you awake?"
As soon as Lin Chu raised his eyes, Jiang Lai, who was wearing a black casual suit, was standing at the door of the room looking at her.
"This man is so good-looking. ”
"The eyebrows are like long swords, and the eyes are like stars. Fresh and handsome, a talent. ”
"It's worthy of the man I like Lin Chuyi. ”
Jiang looked at Lin Chuyi's brighter and brighter eyes and said, "Your eyes ......"
"Is it beautiful?" Lin Chuyi blinked and smiled coquettishly.
"There is eye droppings. ”
“......”
This sentence was even more devastating than his clothes being changed, and Lin Chu grabbed the pillow at the head of the bed and threw it over.
Jiang Lai picked up the pillow from the ground and put it back on the bed, then brought the honey water in his hand over, and said, "Drink this glass of water, you can relieve hangover." ”
Lin Chuyi obediently picked up the honey water and drank it into his stomach in one go, the honey water was at the right temperature, sweet and refreshing, and it was indeed a panacea for people with hangovers.
"Did I drink a lot last night?" Lin Chuyi asked out loud. She knew she had drunk a lot, otherwise she wouldn't have been drunk like this with how much she had drunk.
In the past, she would be wary and a little wary when she drank. But last night she was safely relaxed.
It may be that I was too tired some time ago, or it may be because there are people sitting next to me who can be safely trusted.
"Hmm. Jiang Lai nodded and said, "Drinking red wine, you can't feel the strength of the wine in the early stage, and when you feel it, you will fall." ”
"You know how to drink too?"
Shi Daochen said. ”
"Why did you bring me to your house?" Lin Chuyi stared at Jiang Lai's eyes and asked aloud.
"I asked you where you live, and you couldn't tell. I'm going to send you back, and you don't agree. Jiang said, "So I can only bring you to me." ”
"My clothes ......" Lin Chuyi looked down at the plaid striped men's pajamas on his body, and asked in a low voice, "You also helped change them?"
"Yes. Jiang Lai nodded and said with a serious face: "I asked you, and you agreed." ”
"You asked me?" Lin Chuyi's eyes widened.
"Yes. Jiang Lai was a little nervous in his heart, but he tried his best to pretend that nothing happened, and said, "I said Lin Chuyi, do you want me to help you change your pajamas?" ”
"I ....... "hmm?"
"Yes. Jiang Lai nodded and said, "I have a recording." ”
Jiang Lai hurriedly took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and after rummaging for a while, Lin Chuyi's snoring voice and ...... "um" sound came from the phone?
Lin Chuyi seemed to have experienced five thunderbolts, staring at the mobile phone in Jiang Lai's hand, as if looking at a powerful bomb, and said, "Are you sure I was ...... at that time ISN'T IT A MOANING SOUND IN AN UNCONSCIOUS STATE? Are you sure it's "um", not "HENG"?"
"No way. Jiang Lai shook his head and said, "You obviously said 'um'. If you don't believe me, I'll show you it again......"
"Alright, alright. Don't let it go......" Lin Chuyi really didn't want to listen to his snoring again. This bastard guy, it's just a matter of killing people, and you still have to punish your heart. Why don't you stab me to death?
"You believe it?" Jiang Lai breathed a sigh of relief.
"Believed. Lin Chuyi said. Can she "not believe it"? Who can stand this guy who plays a recording when he doesn't agree with him?
"Just believe. Jiang Lai couldn't help but praise himself for being a little clever ghost. Fortunately, I cleverly remembered the trick of recording, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to prove my innocence.
"I'm in good shape, right?" Lin Chuyi asked abruptly.
"Not bad. Jiang Lai nodded.
Suddenly, Jiang Lai's face was red, he shook his head desperately, and said, "I didn't see it." I didn't see anything. ”
"Don't pretend. They all took off my clothes and changed your clothes...... You don't see anything you take off and put on?"
"I have bad eyes and ....... myopia"
"Okay, don't be so nervous. I don't blame you. Lin Chuyi spoke out to convince him.
"I'm not nervous, I'm ....... Didn't see it clearly. ”
"Then do you want to see more clearly?" Lin Chuyi lowered his head, pulled the collar of his clothes with both hands, and asked with a shy expression.
Jiang Lai swallowed his saliva desperately and whispered, "That's ........ Okay?"
"Okay. As long as you want. ”
Jiang Lai nodded and said, "I'm willing." ”
"I don't want to. Lin Chuyi shouted angrily, pointed at Jiang and said, "Okay, Jiang Lai, I still treat you as a righteous gentleman, and I don't want to wave the willows in a mess, I didn't expect you to be such a despicable villain...... I misread you. You rascal. ”
Jiang Lai was anxious, waved his hand desperately and said, "If you don't look at it, you won't see it, in fact, it's nothing to see......
“.......”
Lin Chu was dumbfounded, staring at Jiang Lai for a long time and speechless.
She only felt breathless and a pain in her chest!
Great pain!
It hurts so much that it can't hurt anymore!
What did he just say?
He said, "Nothing to see"?
He....... Name-calling?
Lin Chuyi just wants to play the role of "a beautiful girl from a good family who is bullied by bullies and hooligans and would rather die than give in to righteousness", according to the content of this script that cannot be broadcast, shouldn't he say with a lewd smile "You shout, even if you shout and cut your throat, no one will save you"?
Why didn't he follow the script?
How can you let me continue like this?
Lin Chu was stunned.
Completely stunned, I don't know how to fill this "hole" back.
No matter if you are a white bone spirit with a thousand charming and 100,000 clones, meeting such a titanium straight man is just the fate of beating back to its original form with a stick.
"I'm so tired!"
"Are you angry?" Jiang came to see Lin Chuyi's sullen expression, and explained aloud: "I really didn't want to see you. I hesitated for a long time...... I was thinking of letting you sleep like that, but the thought of sleeping in clothes was so uncomfortable, and the tight shirt you wore yesterday must have been very uncomfortable. So, I'll help you take off your clothes. You don't have a change of clothes on my side, so I'll have to change my pajamas for you. But don't worry, this pajamas are new and I never wore them......"
"Is this what I'm worried about?" Lin Chuyi said quietly.
"So what are you worried about?"
"I'm worried about whether intellectual disability will be transmitted to the next generation. ”
“......”
When Jiang Lai and Lin Chu went downstairs, Shi Daochen was wearing an apron and making breakfast in the kitchen.
"Morning!" Shi Daochen took the initiative to greet Lin Chuyi, after all, he had been chatting with Jiang Lai downstairs for a long time just now, and he euphemistically expressed his "disappointment" that Jiang Lai was sleeping alone in the guest bedroom.
Of course, Jiang Lai never let himself down, and he unabashedly fought back against his "despair" of hooliganism who wanted to trick him into fishing in troubled waters, taking advantage of the fire, robbing and taking advantage of others.
Shi Daochen himself also felt hopeless.
How can a good man not like a woman?
"Early. Lin Chuyi responded with a smile and asked, "What did you make delicious?"
"Soy milk fritters. Shi Daochen said. "If you're not used to it, there's a sandwich and vegetable salad in the fridge, and I can get one for you. ”
"No need. Lin Chu glanced at Jiang Lai and said, "Just eat soy milk fritters." I like it. ”
"I'll just say, soy milk fritters are the best food in the world, how can anyone not like it?" Jiang Lai said happily. He said to Lin Chuyi like a treasure: "The soy milk fritters made by Shi Daochen are particularly delicious, you will know it after eating it once...... It's even better than what you sell outside. ”
"That's it. Shi Daochen was not modest, and said: "I am also the master of this industry." When it comes to years of practice, the fritter masters at the gate of the community are not necessarily longer than me. ”
"Lying. Jiang said: "I asked, and Master Churro said that he had been fried for thirty-seven years. ”
“......”
The soy milk fritters made by Shi Daochen are indeed delicious, Lin Chuyi ate a fritters and drank a cup of soy milk, but found that he was not full.
I wanted to eat another one, but I was worried that others would think she was too good at eating, so I decided to endure it first.
"What are you arranging today?" Lin Chu asked aloud as he looked at Jiang Lai.
"Today, Saturday, the Ancient Books Restoration Room is closed. I went to the company to repair the jade bracelet. Jiang Lai said loudly.
"It just so happens that I'm going to the company to deal with some work, so I'll go with you. ”
Jiang came to see Shi Daochen, Shi Daochen shrugged his shoulders and said, "Young man, you must combine work and rest." I don't work during breaks. After all, I've already made an appointment with the girl. ”
"Got it. Jiang Lai said lightly.
Shi Daochen and He Piaohuang have just broken up, and they have already changed to a new girlfriend in a few days, this kind of pickling girl is surprising enough....... Of course, it is not surprising that this kind of thing happened to Shi Daochen. It would be surprising if he hadn't found a girlfriend for so long.
It's just one of many of his legendary experiences.
I found a substitute driver last night, so Lin Chuyi's BMW car stopped at the gate of the small courtyard.
As soon as Lin Chu drove, Jiang Lai sat in the passenger seat.
"Why don't you sit in the back row?" Lin Chuyi asked strangely.
"You drank yesterday...... I'm afraid you'll be sleepy, so I'll sit in front and talk to you. ”
"......" this guy who is afraid of death.
"If you don't want to drink, don't drink it. Jiang said: "Let's make ourselves happy first, and then we think about whether others are happy or not." If you're not happy, why cater to someone else's?"
Lin Chuyi sighed softly and said, "Jiang Lai, do you know why I like you so much?"
"Why?"
"Because you're good-looking. ”
“......”
A smile appeared on the corner of Lin Chuyi's mouth, thinking to himself, I have been "embarrassed" by you for most of the day, and I finally found the time to make you speechless.
"Of course, appearance is the foundation. Lin Chuyi said out loud: "The most important thing is because you never compromise. Both to themselves and to others. You say what you want to say and do what you want to do. But it makes everything seem so natural and logical. You never pander to others, you only please yourself. You are truly living for yourself. ”
"I live for both of us. Jiang said. After thinking about it, he added: "There is also Shi Daochen." ”
"But, in real life, most people can't do that. For example, at a party like last night, when everyone has been drinking for many years and hasn't seen each other for a long time, when everyone is drinking, if they don't drink, will people feel that they are an outlier? Will they feel that they are pretending to be unkind? Will they be isolated? Will they be talked about behind their backs?"
"There will be all kinds of worries, and there will be all kinds of worries. I thought that since this was the case, I might as well drink with them....... In life, most people are trying to integrate with the public, rather than becoming the only seedling that is a cold bystander. Because they know that the lone seedling is lonely, and it is difficult to resist the storm. ”
"But, Jiang Lai, you are different. You are a towering tree, how can you care about what others think? You don't need to merge, and you don't need to climb....... Just like the story of Hu Yangshu you once told me, he will not die for a thousand years after he lives, he will not fall for a thousand years after death, and he will be immortal for a thousand years. Jiang Lai, in my heart, you are the poplar tree. ”
"I see. Jiang Lai nodded and said loudly.
"Understand what?"
"You're in charge of drinking, and I'm in charge of taking you home. ”
“......”
Lin Chuyi was about to say something when the mobile phone in the carriage rang.
Lin Chuyi glanced at the caller ID, which showed the name of "Bai Le".
As soon as Lin Chu answered the phone, Bai Le's enthusiastic laughter came from inside: "First year, have you sobered up?"
"Wake up. Lin Chuyi said out loud: "No, I'm rushing to the company." ”
"It's so diligent. There were so many last night, I couldn't walk, and I had to rush to work early this morning......"
"What can we do? We don't have three listed companies in our family......
"Where can your family go? I heard that you sold Shang Mei and became financially free in one fell swoop. If I had to compete with the cash on hand, I would be inferior to you...... I didn't finish my drink tomorrow night, so let's continue next time. By the way, remember to bring Master Jiang ......."
"You called early in the morning to tell me this?"
"Concerned about the body of the old classmate, by the way, I want to ask...... I didn't want to ask Master Jiang to take a look at the room of antiques that my old man had collected, I didn't take it seriously before. But when I met Master Jiang yesterday, I always thought about this in my heart...... Can I see that the relationship between the two of you is now, and he will definitely listen to what you say. ”
Lin Chu glanced at Jiang Lai and said, "On the tenth of next month, how about it?"
"Next month, why is it so long?"
"Because he took over a business, and it took a month. Lin Chuyi said out loud.
"That's good. Next month, next month, I'm just waiting at home. ”
"No problem. ”
Hung up Bai Le's phone, and there were new calls, all of which were those old classmates who "sobered up" last night and wanted to ask Jiang to help identify or repair Lin Chuyi's body by caring about Lin Chuyi's body.
After Lin Chuyi answered a few phone calls in a row, he looked at Jiang Lai apologetically and said, "After graduation, some feelings will become more complicated...... You can't say it's good, you can't say it's bad, it's just ...... It's just that everyone has become more mature. ”
"I understand. Jiang Lai nodded and said comfortingly: "No matter how society changes and how others change, we just need to be ourselves." ”
"How do you do your best?"
"Even if it's a classmate relationship, it's never discounted. ”
"Okay, boss. Lin Chu was stunned for a moment, then pursed his lips and smiled.
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