Chapter 233: Calculating the Monkey Swarm

"Haven't you thought about exterminating them?" asked Liu Yuan.

He Guangxin sighed, "Don't be kidding, it's good if they don't come down to harass me, destroy them? I have 10,000 people all sprinkled into it, I'm afraid they will all be slaughtered one by one." ”

Liu Yuan hated iron and steel, "You are human, several of us are also human, and the other three forces that oppose you are also human beings, and there are contradictions between everyone, and those are all internal contradictions of human beings, but have you ever thought that there is a group of monkeys on Funiu Mountain, and it has only happened for more than 20 years since the end of the world, and a group of monkeys with intelligence and shame have appeared, what does this mean?"

He Guangxin opened his mouth, and his face changed into a grinning face, "What you said makes sense, but I have few soldiers here, and I really can't do it." Even if I have a high ideological consciousness and let go of my grievances with the other three forces for the benefit of mankind, do you think they will have the same thoughts as me? I am afraid that if I don't destroy the monkey myself, I will let others be destroyed as monkeys first. ”

If it had been twenty years ago, when he was young and vigorous, he saw mutant monkeys abusing and killing humans, he would have been on the knife a long time ago, but after so many years of conspiracy and trickery, he Guangxin would have changed a long time ago, what about a monkey with brains, it is the king to take care of his own one-third of an acre of land first.

Seeing this scene, Liu Yuan sighed, didn't say much, took a step back, and began to study with everyone how to deal with these monkeys.

The rise of the monkey herd also has an advantage, that is, the other birds and beasts in Funiu Mountain have been driven out by them, so you only need to remove this stumbling block, and the others will be solved.

But as He Guangxin said, it is not possible to fight the monkeys in the jungle, you can only outwit.

Guo Xiong asked He Guangxin to tell the story of the previous battle with the monkey group, that is, a group of people were fully armed, holding various weapons into the mountain, and then the flexible monkeys used various long-range weapons to harass all the time, the poisonous fruit that can stun, the wooden spear, the bow and arrow are also coated with poison, touching is death, sticking is death, the monkey group will also arrange all kinds of traps, it is simply impossible to prevent it, whether it is a small team battle or a collective large-scale operation, it is often the monkey hair has not been touched, and it is all over the place to die and be injured.

"Tactics are rigid, command is dull, no wonder even monkeys can't beat them. Guo Xiong commented.

"You ......" He Guangxin pointed to his nose and jumped to his feet: "Do you think I want to do this? I also want to use heavy artillery rocket artillery to wash the ground, set fire to the mountains, and blow up those damn monkeys into the sky, the question is what do I have, use gunpowder as an arquebus to shoot the bottom powder to hit the monkeys in the forest?"

Liu Yuan separated the two, "Okay, okay, stop arguing, call your staff officers over, everyone brainstorm, divergent thinking, don't consider the feasibility first, first list all the ones that can achieve the extermination of the monkey." ”

The jungle was fenced off with barbed wire......

Drugged food and then poison them.

Find a daring teammate, carry a bag of explosives for the monkey to catch, and detonate it.

Go somewhere else to find some beautiful female monkeys, use the beautiful monkey trick to seduce the men in the monkey group, ambush the soldiers, and take advantage of the fact that they are exhausted after 300 rounds of fighting......

The brainstorming put forward more than 100 ideas, which made He Guangxin secretly stunned, it turned out that he could still play like this, secretly wrote it down, and made up his mind to promote it in the future.

More than 100 methods are almost unfeasible, but they offer a lot of pioneering ideas

Li Suifeng smacked on the side and said, "These monkeys are very brainy, they are almost like the jungle guerrillas in Annan back then, they must not be treated as monkeys, but as people, and think about any way to solve the jungle guerrillas." ”

Guo Xiong jumped up and said: "Professor Li, I advise you to die of this heart, no one can solve the problem of jungle guerrilla warfare, the Citi people planted a heel in Annan back then, and the Agent Orange they engaged in was somewhat effective, but we couldn't get so many chemical agents out at all." ”

"I think it's a good choice to give food to the monkeys," Liu said, holding his chin.

Li Lan immediately added: "Then poison it and poison all the monkeys to death?"

"No, monkeys aren't stupid, besides, where are we going to find poison that can poison a group of monkeys, and it's also colorless and odorless?"

Liu Yuan tapped his fingers on the table, "Speaking of poison, I think of drugs, and from drugs I think of another kind of spiritual food." ”

"Don't beat around the bush, what kind of spiritual food, is it an H piece?"

Liu Yuan glanced at He Guangxin, "We can use alcohol!"

He Guangxin's face was full of disbelief, "Alcohol? you mean, drunk the monkeys?"

Liu Yuan grabbed a flash of inspiration in his mind, a bold plan quickly took shape in his mind, and he talked eloquently, "I see that many of your modified cars use alcohol as fuel, presumably you also use grain to brew a lot of bars?"

He Guangxin nodded, "There are a lot, the wine made from sweet potatoes, because there is enough energy, so it can be distilled into a high spirit, and the wine I produce here is also one of the trade materials, and I exchange it for some necessary products with other forces." ”

"That's good," Liu Yuanyi clapped his hands, "I have a plan, it's like this......"

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Yang Pingfan led a team of a total of ten people, trekking through the jungle of Funiu Mountain, the rest of the people were highly nervous, and hurriedly raised the weapons in their hands at the slightest disturbance, every time at this time, Yang Pingfan had to comfort them, there was still some distance from the territory of the monkeys.

The group walked up the mountain tremblingly, Yang Pingfan took them in a straight line to the place where the traversal cabin went, the birds and insects chirped along the way, full of a comfortable atmosphere, the team went all the way forward, after walking for a while, as if crossing an invisible barrier, there were more indescribable things in the air, Yang Pingfan keenly felt that there were several cruel eyes cast on them from the depths of the branches and leaves.

According to Su Yu's analysis of the information provided by He Guangxin, this group of monkeys has its own core territory, and any living creature entering this range will be hunted indiscriminately by the monkey group, which stretches from halfway up the mountain to the top of the mountain.

Outside the territory, is the hunting area of the monkeys, unless they happen to be taken as prey, they are generally not attacked, they have now clearly stepped into the core area of the monkey group, Yang Pingfan's sensitive sense of smell can even smell the strong monkey smell from the air.

"Be vigilant, now that we have officially stepped into the territory of the monkeys, the attack will appear at any time, and then, you must absolutely follow my orders, if you don't listen, don't blame me for losing your life." ”

Listening to Yang Pingfan's warning, the rest of the team nodded busily, and the pace of progress became slower, almost moving, Yang Pingfan did not urge, he had to give them a time to adapt.

After walking about a hundred meters, the agitation in the air became more and more obvious, and all kinds of squeaks were faintly heard, and black shadows jumping between the branches could already be seen.

"Run!"

Yang Pingfan roared, the other nine people hesitated, bang, bang, gunshots rang out, dispelling their last hesitation, and the nine people immediately ran forward desperately, but in fact the speed was not fast, because the ground was full of various bushes and vines, everyone stumbled, and from time to time someone fell to the ground.

Squeak squeak!

A long and terrible howl was a signal, and the monkeys hiding among the leaves immediately attacked the team, and all kinds of wooden spears, short arrows, and poisonous fruits that could emit stunning gases rained down.

The commandos wore police stab-proof uniforms specially allocated by He Guangxin, wore helmets, put gas masks on their faces, and their exposed limbs were also covered with a layer of leather armor, covering them tightly to ensure that they would not be injured.

The monkeys squeaked and chased for a while, until they saw the camp at the foot of the mountain, and climbed the canopy, shaking the treetops desperately, their tails lifted to the sky like sticks, and they were swaggering, and they peed triumphantly in the direction of the retreating crowd of Queen Cang.

Seeing that the humans who had gone up the mountain were defeated, the monkeys returned to their lair under the leadership of the leader, and what the commandos threw down was also captured by them, and the monkeys skillfully tore open the huge hiking bag and poured out the contents with a clatter.

Squeak squeak!

The monkeys let out a cheerful scream, and the jerky and scones in the backpack were discovered, and the monkeys immediately fought and fought with each other, but under the low roar of the monkey king, they all obediently put down, according to the rules, these should be the exclusive property of the monkey king.

Other monkeys found some sealed bamboo tubes, heavy, which seemed to contain something, and some of the monkeys brought sharpened wooden spears, and poked a hole in the bamboo, and the fragrant aroma of wine immediately spread, causing the monkeys to drool wildly.

Seeing this, the monkey king took a tube of bamboo wine, took a sip of it, like a line of fire burned from his throat to his stomach, and immediately spit it out, and was choked and coughed, the monkey king let out an angry roar, and was about to throw away the bamboo tube and hold it in the air, the monkey paw was put down again, smacking his lips, as if he had tasted the aftertaste of the wine, and carefully took a sip.

Hiss haha!

The Monkey King finally discovered the pleasure of wine, and scratched his cheeks excitedly, jumping up and down, and the feeling of drunkenness made him excited, and the thing was more exciting than anything he had ever drunk, and the aftertaste was endless, and he immediately ordered all the spoils to be transported back to the lair.

On the second day, this time it was replaced by Guo Xiong to lead the team, it was still the same routine, a group of people charged to the top of the mountain, were attacked, retreated in a hurry, threw down their backpacks, and the monkeys seized a large amount of bamboo tube wine.

Under Liu Yuan's plan, Guo Xiong and Yang Pingfan repeated the same routine several times, He Guangxin was distressed to see it, and couldn't help but complain in the camp at the foot of the mountain: "How long will this kind of wine boy action continue? In the past few days, my inventory has been almost emptied, you must know that this is a strategic material on my side, and it is given to a group of monkeys for nothing, Lao Tzu is distressed." ”