"You're dangerous. Chi Xue took out a pack of ESSE from her bag, popped one out and lit it in her mouth, and after exhaling a puff of smoke, she looked at Song Lang and said aloud.

Song Lang collapsed on the sofa in Chi Xue's office, and said weakly, "What do you mean?"

"Lin Chuyi. Chi Xue said aloud.

Ooh!

Song Lang got up from the sofa, sat up straight and looked at Chi Xue, and asked, "What do you see?"

The friends around me know that Chi Xue has taken a psychology course, and she is very interested in this subject and has invested a lot of time and energy. Therefore, if everyone has any difficult knots or emotional troubles, they will talk to her to resolve them. Most of the time, she will also be able to point you in the right direction.

Chi Xue herself has the delicacy and sharpness of a girl, and she has learned so many psychological routines, so it is easy to analyze the emotional state between two people from some small details.

Hearing Chi Xue say that he was in danger, Song Lang's exhaustion and the rich frustration that could not be dissolved disappeared without a trace, and he instantly regained his vitality and stood up in front of Chi Xue again.

Chi Xue giggled, pointed at Song Lang and said, "Look at your unproductive appearance." I've known you for so many years, you only know that you're going around Lin Chuyi, what else can you do besides this?"

But when he finished speaking, his heart was very sour, when would he be able to look around? Don't you know? There is a woman...... You're doing the things you did for Lin Chuyi.

Pitiful and humble!

"You don't care what I can do, you can analyze it for me...... How can I be in danger? Could it be that there is a scene between Chu Yi and that Jiang Lai? I can't see it. Lin Chuyi is no matter how bad his taste is, no matter how blind his eyes are, it is impossible to find one...... Find a two-hundred-five like this, right? She is surrounded by so many young and handsome people, even if she doesn't look for me Song Lang, there are other better options. ”

"Two hundred and five?" A sneer appeared at the corner of Chi Xue's mouth and said, "Why do you think Jiang Lai is two hundred and five?"

"Look at the way he speaks, the tone of his voice...... Is that what a normal person looks like?"

"How should a normal person speak?" Chi Xue asked rhetorically.

Song Lang was stunned and said, "Of course normal people talk like us, and the way the two of us speak is normal people." Is he talking? He's like he's at ...... us."

"So, did he suffer a loss?" asked Chi Xue.

"Suffer?" Song Lang thought for a while, his face became even more embarrassed, and said: "How can a person like him suffer? It's only people like us who will suffer, okay?"

"Didn't you notice? From the moment we appeared in front of him, the rhythm of the party throughout the night was in his hands. Chi Xue's eyes were deep, and she looked at the man in front of her who was as pitiful and pathetic as herself. "When I asked him if we could sit down, what was his answer? I mind, I mind. This is tantamount to denying us to join. ”

"If he insists on refusing, we'll just leave in embarrassment, won't we?" HE KNEW BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE THAT WITH THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN YIYI AND US, COULD HE DRIVE THE TWO OF US AWAY UNDER SUCH CIRCUMSTANCES? ”

Chi Xue's eyes stared at Song Lang, not letting go of any detail change on his face, and said: "You have been praising Jiang Lai since you sat down, you want to lure him to talk, the more he says, the happier you are in your heart, because you think that in this way he will be more wrong, and the more he will be exposed in front of Lin Chuyi, it will be like watching a comedy performed by a clown...... And that's exactly what he did. But do you think this move will work as well as it should?"

"I'm just ......"

"Song Lang, do you want to deny it in front of me? I'm helping you. I'm on your side. ”

"Yes. Song Lang's eyes were firm, and he said loudly: "I want to lure him to talk, to lure him to do more things, or more crazy things...... The more he made mistakes, the lower his score in the first year of junior high school. That's exactly what I thought. ”

"But have you thought about it, we have known YIYI for so many years, when did she have such a good temper with a man? When did she have such a great tolerance for a man? If other men dared to treat her like this, I am afraid that she would have been called by her big-eared melon seeds, right?

Song Lang was a little apprehensive in his heart, and asked in a low voice, "What does it mean?"

"Don't be nervous. Things are not as bad as you think. Chi Xue gave Song Lang a reassuring pill and said, "It shows that Chu Yi has accepted Jiang Lai's way of speaking, and has become accustomed to all kinds of emergencies encountered when he is with him." From beginning to end, no matter how shocked Jiang said or how people couldn't get off the stage, Chu Yi was calm and indifferent. Isn't that so?"

Song Lang nodded and said, "That's true." ”

"Willing to tolerate all kinds of bad things in a man, except for his mother, who is his wife. Chi Xue said without being surprised. "Think about it carefully, is the first pair of Jiang Lai in such a tolerant state?"

Song Lang's face could wring out water, and he said, "You still say that the problem is not that serious?"

"I also said, 'You're dangerous.'" Chi Xue pressed the cigarette butt into the ashtray and said out loud with a sly smile on her face.

“......”

"I'm sure that Lin Chuyi has no love for Jiang Lai, let alone any emotion. Chi Xue analyzed: "Their way of getting along is not like a couple, but more like a ...... More like a pair of enemies, competitors. ”

"A competitor is asking to eat at a couple's restaurant?"

"Didn't you do any more crazy things in the first year of junior high school, and when did you keep up with her?"

“......”

"The reason why I said that you are dangerous is precisely this way of getting along with Chu Yi and Jiang Lai. ”

"What kind of relationship is this?"

"Do you remember when you asked him about the art exhibition in the restaurant, and before Jiang Lai could speak, YIYI had already jumped out to stop you from asking?"

Song Lang nodded with a wry smile and said, "How could you forget? ”

"They're both on the same channel. Chi Xue said loudly: "At the same frequency and rate, I know you, you know me." IT DIDN'T TAKE JIANG TO MAKE A STATEMENT, YIYI ALREADY KNEW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN NEXT. This is a very bad kind of behavior. Just like Jiang Lai proposed to use flowers as the theme to hold an experimental exhibition, YIYI explained the whole process, including the creative details, in less than three minutes...... What an amazing sense of understanding?"

"So, you mean to say...... They haven't fallen in love with each other yet, but they will definitely love each other in the future?" Song Lang said with a bitter mouth.

"Yes. Chi Xue nodded and said, "They fell in love tonight, and I am not surprised at all to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to testify hand in hand tomorrow." ”

Song Lang's face was gloomy, and then a bright smile bloomed on his face, staring at Chi Xue and saying, "You can't be deliberately alarmist, right?"

Chi Xue grabbed the tissue box on the desk and smashed it, scolding: "Song Lang, you fuck me off." ”

Song Lang took the tissue box, apologized with a shy smile, and said, "Just kidding." What is the relationship between us? Iron buddies who grew up wearing open crotch pants since childhood. I don't believe anyone and I can't believe you, can I?"

"Song Lang, don't rely on me to be a little careful about you, you will be unscrupulous. Miss Ben isn't uncommon. ”

"Yes, yes, yes. I know. The suitors around Miss Chi can fill the entire Xuanwu Avenue...... I know you're sincere and kind to me, but no matter how stupid I am, I still can't understand this little thing?"

"You can't read me, but you're being seen clearly. Chi Xue sneered and said, "You little trick, do you think you can hide it from YIYI?" To be honest, the IQ of our group of small people is not enough for YIYI. I do business with her, and she doesn't look at the account books for a year and a half, and I have to calculate the accounts of the two people clearly, and regularly pay dividends to her account. It will only play more, not less. ”

"She's just watching from the sidelines. What does that mean? When humans think about it, God laughs. TONIGHT'S YIYI PLAYS THE ROLE OF GOD. The battle of wits between the two of you is the real joke in her eyes. ”

"The battle of wits between the two of us? You say Jiang Lai and I?"

"Of course. Chi Xue's eyes were slightly cold, and she said: "This is what I think is really scary about him, not only does he control the rhythm of our chat all the time, but he also responds and counterattacks with ease." You think he doesn't see your hostility, so he asks if you have antiques in your house that are broken and need to be repaired, and that's his response to what you've done------"

"And then you tried to provoke with the experimental art you are good at, and the result was? He was even more reasonable, attacking and questioning your idol from a more senior and professional position and angle than you----- even the idol you admired the most was worthless in his eyes, so what about you?"

“......”

"What kind of man do women like best?"

"Talented?" asked Song Lang in a hoarse voice. He felt that he had just fought a war, but he did not know that he had already experienced the absurd feeling of war.

"No, talented and handsome. Chi Xue said in a firm voice: "It just so happens that Teacher Jiang is all in line." ”

"Chi Xue, don't you ...... too"

"Fuck off. Chi Xue said angrily: "I'm not YIYI, I can't it." ”

"Then I'm relieved. Song Lang breathed a sigh of relief. He found that since this Jiang Lai appeared, the circle of people around him had changed drastically.

Lin Chuyi no longer belongs to himself, although he didn't belong to himself before, but he is the most hopeful......

Lin Qiu didn't care about himself anymore, and began to regard Jiang Lai as his new idol. What's even more cruel is that the comic hero who has been promised a long time ago is also yellow, and it sounds very reluctant to draw you a double ........

What about the others? He didn't know, and he didn't want to know.

"So, how could you be such a thoughtful guy who exports into a sword is a two-hundred-five?"

"I was wrong. Song Lang said with palpitations: "I really didn't think it was so deep, and I didn't think it was so terrifying." So, what do you think I should do now?"

Chi Xue thought for a while and said, "The first step is to make the "Talking with Flowers" theme experimental exhibition floating. ”

Song Lang nodded and asked, "What about the second step?"

"Pray. ”

"What?"

"Pray that Jiang Lai and YIYI can't get together for various reasons, and pray that YIYI will finally fall into your arms...... Pray that a lover will eventually be married. ”

"Isn't that the same as not saying?"

"Other than that, I don't know what else you have to compete. Chi Xue said helplessly.

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It is difficult for Lin Chuyi to describe his mood at this moment.

If Song Lang is around, maybe they should have a lot of common topics, right?

At least she felt that they were all failures.

Song Lang's self-esteem was hit by Jiang Lai, and his self-confidence was trampled on the soles of his feet by Jiang Lai.

Seeing Jiang Lai, he kept asking the restaurant manager about the appearance of the person's clothing, height, physique, what style of coat he was wearing, and what color tie he was wearing......

The more he tried to prove that he didn't buy it, the more embarrassed and embarrassed he became?

He must have done it on purpose!

"Okay, I believe it. Lin Chu nodded expressionlessly, and said loudly: "Then thank Mr. Shi for paying for me." ”

"No thanks, his biggest hobby is to invite beautiful women to dinner. Jiang Lai waved his hand indifferently.

"In Mr. Jiang's eyes, I can also be regarded as a beauty?"

Jiang Lai looked at Lin Chuyi with a puzzled expression and said, "I praised you for being beautiful when you first came, have you forgotten?"

"Didn't forget. Lin Chuyi brushed his hair with his hand, and said loudly: "It's just not very confident." ”

"I'm face blind, and it's hard to see who's the prettiest...... But in my eyes, you are the most beautiful. Jiang Lai said with a serious face, he felt that he should give this unconfident woman a little comfort. "Shi Daochen has a lot of girlfriends, and I don't think they are as good-looking as you. ”

"Ah......h

Lin Chuyi's cheeks flushed, and his heart beat faster.

Wild flowers on the roadside, fragrant tea tasted, moonlight overhead, birds talking in the trees...... All the good things in the world are inferior to her.