Chapter 39: Salted Fish Anchor

At this time, on the screen of Gu Lang's live broadcast room, a group of hundreds of elephants is naturally the focus.

In particular, the elephant herd in front of me is obviously not in a normal state.

Unfortunately, in a short period of time, everyone's focus is not on the elephant herd. After all, there is still a big difference between watching a video and being face-to-face in the field. Everyone has seen the animal world when they were young, not to mention elephants, and even more exaggerated scenes are not uncommon.

It can be said that the picture shot by a certain anchor at this time is not as attractive as a certain badger riding a leopard at the beginning.

"The anchor talks about how he saved himself in the past three days"

"Has the anchor been in touch with the embassy?"

"What are the procedures for traveling to South Africa?"

"Flathead"

"Professional for tourist visas, contact number XXXXXX"

"Little bunny, get out of here"

"Gu Laosan has swelled"

"Hello Gu Lang, I am a police officer from the Hangcheng Public Security Bureau, please contact the phone XXXXXX as soon as possible"

"6666, the police uncles are here."

"Hello Uncle Police"

“...”

Gu Lang looked at the various barrages that kept flashing on the screen, and his face was as black as the bottom of a pot. When the words came to his mouth, he held them back, and he was so angry that he wanted to curse.

What the hell is this popping up all of a sudden?

Those who apply for permits, those who eat melons, those who let themselves go home, and those who pretend to be policemen, just don't pay attention to the elephant herd. Isn't the next step to be for someone to send their bank account number and tell them that their account is frozen?

At this time, another barrage floated on the screen, which completely collapsed Gu Lang's mentality.

"Xiao Lang, I'm your grandma"

"I'm your grandma!" Gu Lang darkened his face, leaned closer to the microphone on the tablet and said angrily, "I warn you, just make a joke about me, when it comes to my family, don't blame me for speaking ugly!"

Hangtown.

The typing policeman and the old man looked at each other, both helpless and wanting to laugh. This young man's guard is too strong, isn't he?

"Oh, what can I do?"

The old man patted his leg and turned his head to look at his daughter beside him: "Has Xiao Lang's phone been connected?"

"It keeps prompting to shut down. Mom, I don't think so..."

"Hmph, then keep fighting! I don't believe he'll keep turning it off!" the old lady interrupted the middle-aged woman's words, and the final word was cast.

The woman behind her pursed her lips, swallowed the rest of the words back into her stomach, and turned her head to look at the man next to her who was staring at the live broadcast room intently. Noticing the sight around him, the man's expression froze, and he turned around and went to the side to make a phone call.

At this time, Zhang Jianming, who had already arrived at the Karatu garrison camp, also received a call from the embassy.

Subsequently, Zhang Jianming found the commander of the camp and asked for a military notebook and opened a website.

After buffering for about five minutes and turning off countless advertisements, I finally heard Gu Lang's card-by-card voice in the live broadcast room on the webpage.

"Your notebook... emmm... Can you connect to a hot spot?" Zhang Jianming glanced at the 4G base station not far from the barracks, took out his mobile phone, and asked helplessly.

"No!" The heavily armed lieutenant officer in camouflage shrugged his shoulders and looked helpless, "Zhang, this is a military computer, which can only be connected to our country's own satellite!"

“...... Okay!" Zhang Jianming put away his mobile phone, typed in his notebook, and sent a barrage: "Hello Gu Lang, I am Zhang Jianming of the rescue team, please inform your coordinates"

The lieutenant officer behind him leaned over, glanced at the screen screen, and said with a little confusion: "This terrain is very familiar..."

At this time, Gu Lang's slightly solemn voice came from the notebook: "Just last night, I encountered poachers!"

Zhang Jianming's hand froze, and his brows furrowed.

"Oh, what is he talking about?" the officer glanced at Zhang Jianming, whose face had changed, with curiosity in his eyes, "Your Huaxia language is too difficult to understand." ”

At this time, Gu Lang had already turned off the barrage display. Whether it was the police in Hangzhou, or the news sent by Zhang Jianming later, they were all blocked in the background.

It's really, the more I look at it, the more angry I get!

What's more...

Gu Lang glanced at Wang Ping, who suddenly climbed onto his shoulder, with the corner of his eye, and the corner of his mouth twitched.

Although he is only an animal, he does not know words. But Gu Lang still had a dull feeling on his face. You can't let a badger see his jokes, right?

"Hey, why is there no barrage?" Wang Ping, who had just climbed onto Gu Lang's shoulder, looked at the clean screen curiously.

After all, he rarely has contact with live broadcasts, and Wang Ping still doesn't understand how those anchors operate, but he doesn't think about it deeply.

After taking a look at the popularity of the live broadcast room, Wang Ping felt a little relieved.

"It seems like a normal thing... Less than 100,000. It can't be compared with those Internet celebrity anchors who are popular for millions at every turn. No wonder there is no barrage. ”

Thinking of the beautiful young ladies he had seen, Wang Ping began to feel relieved.

After all, those young ladies are so popular, they haven't been known to everyone, and they are just a few actions secretly filmed by a garbage anchor at the bottom of the popularity, so it shouldn't have any impact.

Someone would never have imagined that there will always be a discrepancy between the development model of things on the Internet and reality. In addition to those official operations for profit, there is also a kind of Amway, called idle egg pain. And the scene of him riding a small flower on the grassland has long been made into a dynamic picture by netizens and circulated in major social software. Become a popular meme during this time.

Gu Lang closed the barrage, and subconsciously adjusted his squatting posture to prevent Wang Ping on his shoulders from falling.

At this time, Xiaohua, who was dragged behind by Wang Ping at first to prevent it from showing up, finally couldn't hold back her curiosity, and the cat leaned close to the edge of the woods, poking her head out in a piece of grass.

Gu Lang glanced at Wang Ping, and stopped talking.

was thinking about the probability of stopping Xiaohua without being attacked, when he saw Xiaohua's body shaking when he poked his head out, as if he was frightened, she quickly shrank back, jumped behind Gu Lang in three or two steps, and lay down next to Wang Ping's position.

Xiaohua's mood at the moment is probably broken.

Sure enough, curiosity kills cats! So many elephants are together, and they can't afford to be provoked!

Gu Lang: "......"

I really think too much, and the guy who can mix at the top of the food chain doesn't seem to be stupid.

After clearing his throat, Gu Lang pointed the rear camera of the tablet at the elephant herd, not thinking about those who had it or not, and began to officially tell the story of the matter.

"Last night, I encountered poachers!" Gu Lang said in a deep voice, learning the voices of the male gods in the news broadcast: "This is the first time I have heard gunshots in reality, and it is just across the river from the place where I camped. I had just recovered from a high fever and didn't know what was going on and didn't dare to come and see..."

With Gu Lang's narration, a jungle tragedy with conjecture and brain supplementation was exposed in front of everyone's eyes.

"Now I don't dare to approach the herd, or I might be torn apart by the elephants in a furious state. But here, too, you can see that in the middle of the herd, the attacked elephant is lying there, and the ivory has been removed. ”

At this time, Gu Lang was completely engaged in his own story, and actually ignored the fact that he was on his left hand side, and he was still relying on a fierce beast that he had always feared.

From behind, a figure squatted on the grass in the forest, with a flat-headed brother lying on his shoulder, his tail hanging behind, and a cheetah lying at his feet, strange and harmonious.

"Before that, I always felt that this kind of thing was far away from me, and I think everyone is the same. But now, tragedy is happening right before my eyes. The bloody facts made it impossible for me to pretend that nothing had happened. So today I would like to appeal to ......"

Gu Lang's voice became lower and lower the more he spoke.

It's not that the emotions are overbrewing and the emotions are too lost, but that in the field of view of the rear camera of the tablet, the elephant herd suddenly begins to disperse. A male elephant, visually more than three meters tall, is walking in the direction of the woods.