"I don't want fakes, I have the real thing. 」

Listen, listen, is this a human language?

implicitly showed off his solid family background in front of the girls around him, and once again affirmed to everyone: This corn pot is a fake, even if it is given to me for nothing, he will not accept it.

Li Haiyang felt that he had met the nemesis in his life today, he had always thought that he could speak well, be good at communication, and have first-class qi cultivation skills, quick wisdom and the ability to deal with various complex problems, but this seemingly harmless and white and delicate kid in front of him simply made him angry until the three Buddhas were born and the five Buddhas ascended to heaven.

"Why do you say that you are fake, who do you think you are?"

"I'm Jiang Lai, and what I say is fake is fake. Jiang Lai said in a firm voice.

If it was a device that he couldn't see, he would naturally not say such a thing with such certainty. However, it's just a cornhole pot, and the other party's fake technology is very clumsy, so he said it so resolutely that he would never leave a way out.

"Jiang Lai? I haven't heard of it. Boy, what are you trying to do when you come to the door? Do you want to extort money? I tell you, no way, I won't give you a penny. Li Haiyang sneered again and again, and began to pour dirty water on Jiang Lai's body in turn. said that the fact that he invited Jiang Lai into the house to see the treasure was that Jiang Lai took the initiative to "provoke and seek trouble".

"I don't want your money, because I'm richer than you. Jiang Lai said with a serious face. "I just want to tell everyone that everything in your store is a fake. ”

“…… Okay, since you said that everything in my store is fake, how about we make a bet? Let's find a few experts to identify this cornhole pot, and if their results are true, what do you say you lost to me?

When Li Haiyang spoke, he glanced at the young man behind the counter. The young man understood, and quickly slipped out from behind the boss to move the rescuers.

Jiang Lai thought for a while and said, "I can't be as shameless as those experts when I lose." They can all identify such a fake corn pot as real, which proves that there is something wrong with the character. ”

"You kid......"

Li Haiyang only felt dizzy in his head, and obviously felt that his blood pressure was soaring.

In the blink of an eye, there was a sound of hurried footsteps at the door. The young man took the lead in running behind Li Haiyang, lowered his voice and whispered, "Boss, everyone has been invited." ”

A group of people gathered in this direction, and a big fat man with a piece of old beeswax around his neck wiped a handful of sweat droplets from his forehead, and shouted: "Lao Li, I heard that a guy who doesn't have long eyes came to you to make trouble?"

"Not really. Li Haiyang pointed at Jiang Lai and said, "He broke into my "Jubao Zhai", not to say that my corn pot is fake. Lao Liao, you came to give me a comment, I spent a lot of money to collect this corn pot back, did you also watch from the side? Even if I hit the eye alone, can't you Lao Liao see the problem?"

"How can you Lao Li be eye-catching? Who doesn't know that you are an expert in our treasure appraisal on Babao Street?" The fat man gave Li Haiyang a thumbs up: "Boss Li is a fool in business, and he is famous far and wide. I've never heard anyone say they've bought a fake from you. You came back with this corn pot at that time, and I witnessed it with my own eyes. The seller was also a big collector, and what came out of his hands was a little harder than diamonds. ”

"Not really. I think this corn pot is very good, whether it is the shape, the mud color, or the monk game picture carved on it, it is the best, young people can't help but pretend to understand, make people laugh......"

"Yes. Where did the hairy boy come from? I'm afraid that I can't even write the word "fake" if it's a fake? I dare to go to our Babao Street to put up a score and pretend to be the second master?"

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These people are all the owners of the major shops on Babao Street, and they usually compete with each other in the business field, and they also talk a lot of gossip about other families behind their backs in order to compete for customers. However, if someone from the industry comes to kick the gym, they will instantly twist out a rope to fight against outsiders.

In the final analysis, it is still the interests that dictate.

Jiang Lai jumped out and said that the things in "Jubao Zhai" are all fake, so the things of other families are all real? What he is harming is not the interests of one family, but the interests of their entire Babao Street.

Jiang Lai turned his gaze to the fat man who was sweating a few pounds after walking a few steps, and asked, "Who are you?"

"I am the owner of the Jinshi family, Liao Xilai. The fat man said proudly. "What advice does the kid have?"

"Your dzi is a fake. Jiang Lai said loudly. The fat man hung an old honey wax around his neck, and in order to match this valuable honey wax, the fat man specially matched two dzi beads on this necklace.

There is no problem with honey wax, but these two dzi beads are obvious to Jiang Lai at a glance.

The fat man's fair and fat face immediately turned the color of pig liver, and he shouted angrily: "Fart." I personally asked for this six-eyed dzi from the master, how could it be fake? Boy, I don't care who you are, if you dare to talk nonsense, be careful that the fat master tears your mouth. ”

"The texture of the dzi is natural agate, and to judge the quality and value of the dzi, the main thing is to look at the cinnabar spots and weathering patterns on the dzi. The cinnabar dot is the precipitation of time, and it should grow on the dzi from the inside out. If you can't be sure, you can soak the dzi in salt water for half an hour, and then let everyone smell whether the soaked dzi water has a smell of potion. The real dzi pulp can't be scraped off, you ...... I'm afraid I'm going to lose a layer of color, right?"

Everyone's eyes when they looked at the fat man immediately changed, and many people were thinking in their hearts, this fat man wore it all day long and showed off that it was from the six-eyed dzi enshrined by a certain big man, and it was actually brewed with potion?

"Who has the patience to wait for you for half an hour? Besides, how can such a sacred thing as a six-eyed dzi be casually soaked in salt water? If you make it up, won't the spirituality attached to this dzi be soaked? Who will bear this loss?"

Jiang looked at the thin monkey man who was wearing a black Tang suit and shaking a fan elegantly in his hand, and asked, "Who are you?"

"Zhu Decai, the shopkeeper of a small bookstore, is not worth mentioning. The thin monkey man shook the paper fan in his hand and said loudly. He and Liao Xilai are close friends, and they often get together to drink, because the two of them are fat and thin, so they are often nicknamed "Hum Ha Erjun" by their peers in Babao Street. Seeing that Liao Xilai was so embarrassed by Jiang Lai that he couldn't come to the stage, he couldn't help but go out and break the siege.

"Your fan is fake. Jiang Lai said loudly.

"My fan has no name and no surname, how can it be fake?" Zhu Decai said with a laugh.

"Your fan is painted with "Bamboo Repair New Fence Map" on one side, and the other side is inscribed with four big characters of "rare and confused", Qing Dynasty style, old color, obviously trying to forge the remains of Mr. Itabashi. ”

Zhu Decai sneered and said, "I never told anyone that this is Mr. Banqiao's. ”

"Of course you won't say it, you're just trying to make people guess for themselves. Jiang Lai looked at the thin monkey with disdain, a smug look that my sharp eyes had seen through you, and said, "When others ask, you only need to return with a meaningful smile." Isn't it?"

"You ......"

Hearing Jiang Lai's words, many people present thought about it carefully and found that this was indeed the case. They also asked if Zhu Decai's fan was made by Mr. Itabashi, and he never answered "yes" or "no" directly, either with a strange smile or from Wang Gu to talk about him. was forced to be anxious, so he said that this fan was begged for by a respected elder, and its origin should not be easily revealed.

The more he tried to hide, the more people felt that this fan had an extraordinary origin.

"If I'm not mistaken, you wrote the words on this fan, and you drew the painting, right? If I were you, I'd set this fan on fire. The words are not in the product, and the "New Fence of Bamboo Repair" is even more immutable. The form is scattered and godless, Mr. Itabashi has knowledge under the spring, and he has to spit on your face. Mr. Itabashi is "rare to be confused", and when he comes to you, he will give you four words: rare to have face. ”

"-------" skinny monkey and like dead ashes. He didn't understand why this guy could tell at a glance that the words on the fan were written by himself, and the drawings were drawn by himself...... Does he have mind reading?

"Be a man and leave a line, and you will see each other in the future, young people should not be arrogant and ......aggressive," an old man with a black face said in a deep voice.

Jiang Lai's eyes swept over and asked, "Who are you?"

The black-faced old man thought of the tragic situation after the fat man Liao Xilai and the thin monkey wished the financial report famous, he couldn't help but feel weak, his voice was much softer, and he said with a smile: "It doesn't matter who I am, I just want to say a fair word......

"Then do you think this corn pot is real or fake?"

“……”