Chapter 6 The magical ability of the cat demon meatloaf

Yin Xian couldn't feel the tense atmosphere in the whole city, because he was not Gu Bei, and he didn't know that Gu Bei's parents were going crazy looking for their son, he was just stunned by his current sad situation.

As we all know, the law, wealth, couples, and land are the four elements of cultivation, the law, for the time being, is there, and the land is basically difficult to do in China's modern society under the public ownership of land, and the couple, as a single dog for 10,000 years, is difficult to say, and it will bring humiliation upon oneself when it is said; the most certain thing is wealth, Yin Xian has never worried about money, but when he is weakest and needs money the most, he was surprised to find that the money is gone, and people are still resurrected from the dead.

There is no saddest thing in the world than this.

There is no 100 billion assets left, he did not give up and checked again, and found that neither Qingmang Group nor his personal account existed, yes, not only the group company is gone, but even the personal asset account is gone, the world is still the original world, Yin Xian's billions of wealth and the Qingmang Group that he has worked hard all his life seem to have never existed.

β€œI don't think it possible。 "I was so anxious that English came out. But it didn't work.

Qingmang Group, a global technology giant, disappeared out of thin air, along with their smart wearable products, mobile phones, computers, communication satellites, robots, and various customized AI products. Didn't I come to a parallel world, did I? Yin Xian didn't give up on retrieving the names of the group's partners, and he couldn't retrieve them, you must know that at the beginning, the partners of Qingmang Group were all darlings of capital, and they were often on the financial news, so it was impossible not to find them.

According to the data search of Qingmang Group, it was found that it was only some small company information.

This result is not acceptable.

Pang Bo said disappointedly: "I didn't expect that you have no money, and your residual value is not left at all."

Yin Xian said: "You seem to be disappointed than me?"

Meatloaf was disappointed and said, "Why are you still alive when you have no money?"

"Watch your words, cat demon" This is already a naked insult, okay.

"Bah, what qualifications do you have to dislike him, what have you done for him?" Pang Bo cried bitterly: "I want to be happy, I want money, Yin Xian, I have done so much for you, my money is gone, Priest Aoki, is this a good thing you have done?"

Yin Xian said in surprise: "It's because my money is gone, and you haven't lost it, why are you all more sad than me, what does this matter to Aoki Priest?"

"The great supernatural people are all neurotics, they can't understand what they do, for you to return to the world, it must be that he completely cleared all the people and materials related to you from the world, you think it is so simple to let a dead person return to the world, God, I should have thought that things would not be so simple. ”

"You're a muscular hunk, don't you cry like a girl, your eye makeup is spent, Aoki Priest has done so much for me, I don't know, why did he erase the traces of my existence"?

Pang Bo sneered and said, "Why, of course, it's to clear the danger for you, but, Honorable Priest Aoki, why don't you leave some money for us, do you know how difficult it is to make money?"

"Why do you all want to earn money without hard work, and you can only feel a sense of accomplishment by making money with your own hands? ”

"Hmph, humans, we don't want this sense of achievement, we just want money, you've lost your role, just die, we cat demons never worry about money, there are too many people in this world who are willing to hold money in front of my eyes." Meatloaf said inhumanely.

β€œ......”

In order to make a living, Pang Bo had to return to his old business and go to the gym to sell meat, he unceremoniously arranged various housework for Yin Xian, and even the cat food and canned fish for the meat pie began to be cut off, asking him to catch food in the wild by himself.

The meatloaf mopped the floor with a rag, and said to Yin Xian, who was sitting on the sofa, dissatisfied: "Is this like a word? If you want me to go out and find food by myself, will I eat wild mice covered with bacteria? Damn, don't sit on the sofa, drink and watch TV, let me do any work?"

"Pang Bo left early, let's just live in his house temporarily and not his servant, sit down and rest, I heard that you have reached the critical period of transformation, cultivate well, don't become an ugly cat after transforming at that time, no one likes ugly cats." ”

Meatloaf said: "The monster transforms, and you don't change whatever you want, besides, our cat demon transformation will be ugly? ”

Yin Xian said curiously: "Don't talk big, I have serious doubts about your aesthetics, anyway, you are going to cross the transformation tribulation in the next two days, everyone in Nanshan Tu said that you are not high, you are barely transformed, and you may not even be able to survive the transformation tribulation, why are you not nervous at all? I wonder where you have the confidence to be stronger than the image of Pang Bo's transformation." ”

Meatloaf said: "Human, you don't know anything about the skills of the cat demon, so this change will show you, and the face slap on the spot will tell you how good-looking I am."

"Illusion doesn't necessarily work for me." When a monster produces spiritual intelligence, although the Tao is not high, it can use the illusion to change into an adult to deceive people's eyes, but the support is not long, and it can only deceive ordinary people, not cultivators.

"You wait, I'll blind your dog's eyes in a moment."

Yin Xian said: "Hehe, you are a little monster who is not deeply involved in the world, what do you know, show me, I can also guide you to correct, there is only one chance to transform into a shape, you really become an ugly cat, cry in front of people in the future, others are too lazy to watch." ”

The meatloaf sneered twice, put down the mop, came out of the kitchen with a broken bowl of water, handed it to Yin Xian and said, "Drink him first." ”

"What is this?"

Meatloaf said expressionlessly, "Don't you want to see what I look like after I transform into a shape? I can only get it after drinking it, otherwise my ability will not be able to confuse people with mana." ”

Yin Xian sniffed it and said, "What the hell, it smells so bad?"

The meatloaf said impatiently: "A medicine, do you drink it? ”

"It depends on what the hell you're doing. Yin Xian clearly felt that there was a trap in it, but he really couldn't see anything wrong, so he reluctantly picked it up and drank it.

The meatloaf saw him drink it all, and with a weird smile, his front paws patted the ground and said: "Change", the smoke drifted by, and a beautiful Hanfu girl appeared, bewitching and beautiful, just a look made people feel spiritual, and between gestures, people's eyes could not be removed, but Yin Xian said in surprise: "I can't imagine that you are actually a mother."

The girl was furious and said: "Nonsense, what kind of mother, our cat demon form, the man sees the woman, the woman sees the man, rare and strange." ”

Yin Xian said: "What will gay people look like when they see you?"

"You're such a to make cats annoying. ”

"It looks like a cat-eared girl in the anime, and it looks very exciting. ”

The girl suddenly smiled at him and said, "You are so bad", and pushed Yin Xian down on the bed, Yin Xian only felt that his thinking was stagnant for a while, and he was confused, and the girl in front of him became more and more charming, and he hugged the girl to kiss him, and there was a cold snort in his ears, and his head was pressed to the ground and slapped hard, and then he came to his senses. ”

Yin Xian covered his face and said in horror: "Dead cat, what do you want to do to me?" ”

The girl landed on the ground and became smaller, changed back to the black cat again, and said: "Cunning human, you deserve it, and the beasts deserve to be beaten." ”

Yin Xian said with palpitations: "But your hand is still too heavy, I didn't mean to, are you monsters so talented? I know that it's you, and I can still catch your way." ”

Meatloaf said, "No, the problem is what I just gave you to drink."

Yin Xian asked, "What did you give me to drink?"

"My pee. ”

"What did you say?"

"My pee, my pee, you just drank the cat demon's urine, did you hear clearly?"

"Vomit ......" Yin Xian pulled out his throat in vain, but it has been so long, how can he still vomit, he angrily chased the cat with a mop, but the meatloaf flexibly climbed on the top of the cabinet and said to him calmly: "It's you who want to see my transformation." ”

"But I didn't want to drink your pee. The angry Yin Xian was depressed to death.

"Idiot, if I don't give you cat urine, how can I confuse you. ”

"You can make it clear to me first, and if you make it clear, I won't read it. ”

"Oh, it's you who says it's watching, and it's you're the one who says it's not watching, human, it's just incomprehensible. ”

With the meatloaf, Yin Xian felt that his IQ had been pulled to its level, and he was entangled in a trivial matter, so angry that he didn't practice for a long time, until Pang Bo came back in the evening, and the two were still angry with each other and didn't speak, Pang Bo said, "Hey, what's the matter?"

Yin Xian was so angry that he didn't speak, and the meatloaf said, "Leave him alone, it's just a neurosis." ”

Pang Bo said: "Yin Xian, you are in good shape today, and the influence of your physical body seems to be gone." ”

"Really?" Yin Xian then remembered his own business, and with a relaxed feeling, he pulled his back and said, "Really, I seem to have adapted to this body." ”

Meatloaf said proudly: "Kneel down and thank me, it's not all the credit of my cat urine." ”

Yin Xian's calm expression was turbulent, and he said coldly: "If you say one more word, I will turn my face with you." ”

"What cat pee?" asked Pombo curiously. But the meatloaf didn't dare to speak out under Yin Xian's murderous eyes.

Pang Bo brought beef to the meatloaf, and Yin Xian felt a little hungry and asked, "What are we going to eat at night?"

"Instant noodles," Pombo said.

Yin Xian said: "How people eat is not as good as cats." ”

Eating beef on the meatloaf, he sneered, and Pang Bo said: "People who don't have money are not qualified to order."

"You're realistic. ”