Throwing away the phone, Chen Yi closed the curtains, took a shower in the bathroom, and walked out naked without completely drying it.

Occasionally, the wind blows, and the body is cold, and it is very refreshing.

Sitting on the edge of the bed, he took out his mobile phone again and found that Zhao Ya had sent him a message.

"Are you taunting me?!"

Chen Yi was a little inexplicable, and hurriedly explained: "No, I see that you are in a bad mood, and I want to make fun of the lively atmosphere and comfort you." ”

“...... Is that how you comfort your friends?!"

"No, if it was Xu Lang, I might insult him directly. ”

“...... Thank you for your leniency with me, have you thought of a theme for the show?"

Chen Yi scratched his head, chatting with his female boss is not good, and he will check his homework if he doesn't agree.

"I've thought about it. Chen Yi secretly rejoiced, fortunately, I have always been an excellent class cadre of three good students since I was a child.

"I've thought about it tomorrow, let's go to bed quickly, and besides, let's stop...... Don't comfort people casually. ”

“......”

Chen Yi felt that he had been insulted, why didn't he comfort people?

He was with Xu Lang and Zhou Xing, and the way the three of them chatted was to make fun of each other, aren't the two of them smiling.

Oh, a woman without humorous germs.

Coincidentally, at this time, Xu Lang sent a voice chat, and Chen Yi decided to ask shamelessly and consult the emotional master in his mind.

Xu Langren is as his name suggests, the waves are flying, his girlfriend has changed one stubble after another, and he is very good at communicating with girls.

After listening to Chen Yi's words, Xu Lang laughed for a while, and then opened his mouth to ask three fatal questions:

"Chen Yi, do you remember the little girl who pressed you against the wall and kissed you when you were a child? Do you remember the female classmates who often came to your house to do homework together in junior high school? Do you remember the girl who always found all kinds of reasons to go to dinner with you after high school?"

"Just talk about the facts, don't talk about the past. ”

Xu Lang sighed faintly: "Hey, you kid has been a good woman since he was a child, which is enviable, but this can't hide the fact that you are a good mallet."

When you were a child, you cried after being kissed, saying that the little girl was too savage, and she had to snatch the little white rabbit toffee in your mouth to eat;

In middle school, you said that the female classmate was the second in the class, a cunning spy, who went deep into the tiger's den to steal the teacher's score to catch up with you;

In high school, you said that the girl was the child of the faculty and staff, she didn't eat out often, and she wasn't familiar with the places around her, but she just wanted you to help her lead the way. ”

Chen Yi said impatiently: "Don't talk about those useless things. ”

"Don't interject, listen to Lao Tzu, but why don't you understand, that little girl doesn't want candy in your mouth, but you are a piece of candy in her eyes;

The female classmate doesn't want to catch up with your score, but simply wants to chase you;

As for the girl in high school, I don't want you to help her find a way to eat, but I want you to take her to find a way to your heart. ”

Chen Yi rolled his eyes and said, "What's the use of you talking about this now, why didn't you say it at the time?"

"You were thinking about fart, and you said at the time that I still had to rob my sister of you, okay?"

Xu Lang said with a smile: "According to my unreliable source statistics, half of the girls in our grade in high school have the idea of recommending a pillow seat for you, and the other half are queuing up to draw numbers, and many senior sisters are also eyeing you."

But the opportunity is given to you, you can't grasp it, little brother, girls treat you as a love brother, you treat girls as brothers, you can't understand girls' hints, you can't correctly perceive girls' emotions, and your girlfriend shouldn't be. ”

Chen Yi was unconvinced: "That was me before, and now I am different." ”

"Huh. ”

Xu Lang smiled evilly: "Sun thief, I don't know what it is like to be a woman now." ”

“......”

Chen Yi snorted a few times, and said dryly: "You are so straightforward that I am very faceless." ”

"Hahaha. Xu Lang smiled very happily.

Chen Yi was unconvinced, "Then tell me, what's wrong with me replying to Zhao Ya like that, I think it's quite interesting." ”

"It's really interesting, if Zhao Ya is just a little bit of a small annoyance, it can indeed adjust the atmosphere, but Zhao Ya is currently facing a major event of the show being suspended, and the future is bleak, do you think she is in the mood to joke with you?"

"That's right, but ......," Chen also wanted to explain.

"Forget it, there is some rain in life, and it will fall. Take your time, you don't understand it now, I'm on the eighteenth floor, you're on the first floor, and you don't have the qualifications to talk to me on an equal footing at the moment. ”

"You are paralyzed, give your grandfather death. ”

......

Early morning.

Chen Yi looked at his handsome face in the mirror and couldn't help but give himself a thumbs up.

Although Xu Lang is not a good guy, he is still quite insightful sometimes, and with his handsomeness, it is indeed normal to be loved by girls.

Although the short sleeves and jeans on his body were bought two years ago, everything is so perfect under the backdrop of his good looks.

Oh, wearing the clothes he bought the year before last, by no means because he didn't have the money to buy new clothes, but because he was nostalgic and long-lasting, and it just so happened that the retro route has also become popular recently.

Facing the mirror, smoothing out the folds at the neckline of the short sleeves, Chen Yi nodded with satisfaction.

It's okay if you can't afford expensive clothes, but they must be clean and tidy, which is what he has been taught since childhood.

Of course, with his appearance, no amount of fabric can hide his peerless coquettishness.

When I came to the company and greeted my colleagues I knew well, it didn't look any different than before.

But Chen can also feel that many people seem to be as enthusiastic as usual, but there is a hint of indescribable meaning in their subtle expressions.

The news that "Variety Show Joy" is facing suspension has spread, and Chen Yi has also changed from a twenty-four-year-old deputy planner with a bright future to an unlucky guy who is about to be a cold bench, so everyone's attitude towards him has also changed.

When he came to his workstation, Chen also found that many colleagues were yawning all day long, with heavy dark circles under their eyes, thinking that they had racked their brains last night and didn't sleep well.

Soon, after everyone arrived, Zhao Ya notified everyone to go to the conference room for a morning meeting.

"Let's get started, let's take out the topic that everyone has prepared and discuss it together. Everyone sat down in their respective seats, and Zhao Ya went straight to the topic.

However, I haven't thought of a good theme for so long, and even if I rack my brains all night, it's unlikely that I will have any good ideas.

Everyone discussed several topics in a row, and they all felt that it could be used if it was used, but it was probably a fantasy to save the ratings.

The other two deputy planners' plans were all rejected, and Zhao Ya naturally set her sights on Chen Yi.

Chen Yi coughed lightly and said, "I think the selection of the theme must meet two conditions in order to be popular.

First of all, the theme should be closely integrated with the social environment and follow the trend of the times. Secondly, most of the people who watch talk shows now are young people, and we need to cater to the preferences of young people. ”

Zhao Ya was expressionless and said, "Everyone understands the truth, let's talk about the point." ”

"As we all know, the ratio of men and women in our country is now out of balance, and relevant data show that every time there are 100 couples, 8 are living alone. ”

Chen also analyzed:

"Coupled with the cultural tradition since ancient times, our Chinese people have been more subtle in the expression of emotions, many boys dare not confide their love to the girls they like, and some straight men lack the experience of getting along with girls, in short, for various reasons, resulting in more people who are actually single. ”

Xiao Zhang, who was in charge of the announcement next to Chen Yi, nodded seriously, yes, there are indeed a lot of single dogs in recent years, and he is sad.

Zhao Ya was slightly skeptical, "Is it so serious?"

"Feel free to test it out. ”

Chen Yi was caught off guard and turned his head to look at Xiao Zhang and asked, "Xiao Zhang, do you have a girlfriend?"

“......”

This unexpected question made Xiao Zhang stunned for a moment, and a big problem appeared in his heart, really people are sitting at home, disaster comes from the sky, I didn't recruit anyone and didn't provoke anyone, why did this question fall on my head?

His heart was so congested that the muscles on his face shook unnaturally twice, avoiding Chen Yi's gaze, and said dejectedly: "Brother Chen, early in the morning, why did you ask me such a sad question." ”

"Hahaha. ”

Xiao Zhang's embarrassed expression and tone made everyone laugh, and the stagnant atmosphere on the field was slightly relaxed.

Hey, hey, there's a single dog here, it's so pitiful, come and laugh at it loudly.

Among them, Xiao Li and Xiao Zhang, who are lively and outgoing, have the best relationship with Xiao Zhang, and they are the happiest with a grin.

Chen Yi's eyes naturally fell on Xiao Li, and said with a smile: "Xiao Li, do you have a girlfriend?"

It seemed that an invisible big hand grabbed Xiao Li's neck, Xiao Li's laughter froze instantly, his mouth opened a few times, and in Xiao Zhang's eyes full of revenge, his face slowly turned red, and then he stalked his neck and said in annoyance: "I...... I'll have it. ”

The field was immediately filled with a cheerful air.

Chen Yi smiled slightly, his gaze swept over the faces of the remaining unmarried male colleagues.

As their eyes swept over, they immediately restrained their smiles and lowered their heads like quails, avoiding Chen Yi's gaze.

People are like this, it's okay to laugh at others, but it's okay to be a joke yourself.

Only one person was radiant, like a proud little rooster, and did not hide from Chen Yi's gaze.

Chan also swept over the small rooster and landed on a poor quail.

Before he could speak, the quail lowered his head in shame, "I'm sorry, I'm dragging my feet and disgraced our creative team." ”

The crowd laughed again.

Chen Yi looked at Zhao Ya, spread his hands and said, "Look, I'm not wrong, our creative team has secretly lurked so many single Wangs, and it's almost the same outside." ”