Chapter 123: Badgers Grow Darkness

Although at this moment, everyone who ran away was living at the same time as everyone, but because of the obstruction of the mountains and trees, the sunset in the mountains always seemed earlier.

Wang Ping wanted to die.

It's not that it's too uncomfortable to be grabbed by someone's tail, or that the big black bear behind him is about to catch up, but that the feeling of flowers blooming on his little furry ass comes again.

And this time, the feeling was so strong that a certain badger wanted to die now.

"Gu Laosan, you let go of Lao Tzu!!" Wang Ping patted someone's arm in despair, feeling that the badger had never been so dark.

At this time, Gu Lang suddenly tripped over a tree root under his feet, his body leaned forward uncontrollably, and the hand holding Wang Ping also waved forward.

A certain badger was closing his eyes at the moment, trying to concentrate all his strength on one point, in a vain attempt to control the flower, and the whole body was thrown forward with a light claw. And under this agitation, as soon as the brain relaxes, a certain flower suddenly blooms ferociously.

Time and space seemed to freeze in this second, Gu Laosan's body leaned forward, just like the moment when the javelin thrower just threw the javelin, his arms were placed straight in front of him. And Wang Ping, who was grabbed by him, stretched out his limbs and flew upside down in front of his palm, and the tail behind him flew up, connecting with his face in a straight line.

"Poof~~~~~~~

A moment is short, and it seems like a long time. It was so long that Wang Ping would be able to recall in detail the causes, processes and results of his fart for a long time in the future.

Gu Lang staggered a step on the ground, and when he was about to fall, he could retract his body. It was as if this action just now was just to let Wang Ping release that fart. However, as soon as he straightened up, someone's body was shocked, and Wang Ping was suddenly released.

The next moment, a certain badger that fell on the dead leaves on the ground saw that the iceberg face of "Gu Xiuer" that had not changed for thousands of years suddenly changed.

"Gott~"

At first, he retched uncontrollably, and then his cheeks suddenly bulged. Gu Laosan seemed to have just woken up, with confusion and dazedness on his face, raised his arm and hurriedly covered his mouth and ran to a big willow tree next to him, holding on to the trunk and starting to vomit wildly.

"Roar!"

After such a delay, the black bear behind him finally caught up at this moment. However, Gu Laosan obviously couldn't take care of it, and the sound of vomiting was louder than the roar of the bear, which made people worry about whether this thing would vomit out his stomach in the next second.

And what embarrassed Wang Ping the most was that the big black bear chasing after him suddenly stopped and sniffed the moment he approached them, and then shook his head and retreated. It looks like it's a biological weapon.

A badger felt that he might have been insulted.

"It's all you!"

Getting up from the ground and looking at the black bear in front of him that was countless times bigger than himself, the eyes of a certain badger began to redden, and he didn't know whether he was angry or aggrieved.

"Don't think that if you are a protected animal, Lao Tzu will not dare to beat you!"

Wang Ping roared angrily, stepped on the ground with his hind paws, landed on all fours rarely, and rushed in the direction of the black bear with his teeth bared.

If animals are not fighting for food, they are usually confrontations. The murderous side shows its strength, and the slightest cowardice will most likely retreat. If no one is convinced, and they have to fight, then one side will attack tentatively first.

And a certain badger has always taken an unusual path. In Wang Ping's thoughts, since he wants to fight, he will strike first.

"Roar!"

The black bear, which was originally forced to retreat by a certain badger and seemed a little hesitant, saw that this little thing on the opposite side actually dared to take the initiative to rush over, and suddenly roared as if it had been provoked, and stood up directly, and the two bear paws slapped down fiercely.

Wang Ping supported the ground with one paw, threw his body to the left, drifted away from the forepaw of a certain bear, and then jumped up from the ground and stabbed it into the center of the "V" shaped white hair on its chest.

When the tip of the claw touched the skin, Wang Ping felt obvious resistance, like a pestle on a pile of particularly thick kraft paper, but the epidermis was broken, and he couldn't poke it again.

Seeing that it was about to fall, Wang Ping hurriedly grabbed the white hair on the chest of a certain bear, and then climbed a tree, with his two paws alternating to pull the long hair on its body, and climbed to the face of the black bear.

"Roar!!"

Sensing the strangeness on his chest, the black bear roared and stood up, and sat back on the ground, his two paws clawing at his chest.

"Vomit...... cough cough cough ......"

Gu Laosan was already kneeling under the tree at this time, eager to spit out all the bile. The snot and tears flowed all over his face, and his brain was like a hangover and lead.

Listening to the roar that kept coming from behind him, Gu Lang vomited, and turned his head to look at the trunk of the tree.

Under the blurred tears in his eyes, looking at Wang Ping, who was entangled with the black bear, before he had time to think or be afraid, the next wave of vomiting began again.

"Vomit...... Damn...... What's wrong with me, ...... nausea."

Gu Xiu'er was knocked offline by Wang Ping's fart, and it seems that she doesn't want to come out again in a short time. Only the stunned Gu Laosan was left, holding the trunk of the tree and vomiting alone until the darkness.

"I'll let you chase it! I'll let you chase it! You bad bear! Rotten bear!"

A certain badger was holding the black hair on the back of the black bear's head at this time, and kept slapping it on the head. After each draw, change the place and continue to draw. The crazy black bear kept roaring, and the bear paws slapped the place where Wang Ping had smoked one after another, and each time it was narrowly avoided by a certain badger. As a result, after Wang Ping finished drawing, he pumped himself again.

Wang Ping's slap is okay, even if a certain badger has great strength, it is still far worse than Wu Song beating a tiger. But the slap that a certain bear slapped with hatred was much more powerful.

After a while, the black bear felt a wave of dizziness.

"Roar!"

The black bear, who felt that his brain was not enough, raised his head and roared, and his huge voice shook Wang Ping's ears.

"Damn, you're loud, aren't you?"

Grabbing the bear fur and crawling directly to the top of the black bear's head, Wang Ping simply sat down with his legs apart, pulled the blanket-like bear ears in front of him fiercely in front of him, took a deep breath, leaned over and yelled at the cochlea of a bear's black hole.

"Whew!!"

I don't know if it's because of some bloating in my stomach, Wang Ping felt that his breath was extraordinarily long because of his venting roar.

The black bear under him trembled obviously, his eyes seemed to be clouded, and he began to straighten. was obviously stunned by Wang Ping's sudden voice.

This roar lasted for almost 30 seconds. When he let go of the black bear's ears, Wang Ping felt that he was about to cry out for lack of oxygen, and his eyes turned black for a while. The body involuntarily tilts downward.

But before he could fall, a figure fell to the ground faster than him.

"Plop!"

The black bear lowered its head and plunged into the crook of its legs, forming a lump in the shape of a ball, still humming something in its mouth, and a large ball of saliva flowed. Wang Ping flipped down his head and lay on the ground.

"Purr ......"

There was a sound of swallowing saliva behind him, and he felt a fishy breath blowing on his body. Wang Ping hurriedly turned over and sat up, his brain calmed down at this time, but he didn't have the previous mania, and looked at a certain bear vigilantly.

"Whew...... Woohoo......"

The black bear staggered its head up, and its two paws stretched forward, only to shake again and fall backwards to the ground. After doing so three times, he stood up on all four paws.

"Roar~?"

After trying to bark twice, a confused expression appeared on the black bear's face, and he found that he couldn't even hear his own cry at the moment. When he looked at a certain badger again, there was more fear.

It found out that those two-legged animals were spicy chickens, but this little thing was the most difficult to mess with, and it was planted in its hands twice.

Forget it! Those who know the times are Jun Xiong, and it is not too late for Xiongzi to avenge ten years, you wait!

Shaking his head, the black bear turned and walked towards the woods from which he had come, and after a few steps he fell, and retreated back into the woods in a state of embarrassment. I don't know if I want to wait for the opportunity to take revenge, or go back to Damug and their bad luck.

"Hoo ......"

Wang Ping lay on the layer of fallen leaves with his head up, looking directly at the sky above his head, his brain blank.