Chapter 35 Lao Tzu was molested

"Yes, is it really that smart? I'll see!" When the hostess heard Liu Xiaohui praise Haji like this, she couldn't help but feel curious. She walked up and crouched down, pulled up Haji's two front paws with a bit of rough motion, and lifted Haji up. With this action alone, Haji could feel that this woman had indeed had a dog before, and she had no fear of a dog of her size. However, although this action did not hurt Haji, he had already begun to dislike this woman in his heart.

However, when the man and the dog were very close, Haji suddenly smelled a smell of the woman wafting over. It was a fishy smell similar to that of dead fish, and he had never smelled anything like it in a human identity since he became a dog, except in canned fish. Of course, he had only come into contact with Xiaoyu and a girl before, and Xiaoyu only had a sweet taste on her. And Dacheng and the others were full of sweat and stench, but they couldn't smell anything else. He hadn't touched other people, so he naturally didn't know what they smelled like.

What kind of smell does this have? Is it the taste of a mature woman? Alas! When a dog is not good at this, his nose is too smart, his ears are too smart, and his brain can always receive a lot of complicated information and signals from the outside world. Just processing this information and signals is enough to annoy Haji.

"What's its name? Look at this, stupid, cute, hahaha......" The woman lifted Haji up, and when she saw Haji's stupid appearance, she couldn't help laughing.

Haji was very dissatisfied, but he couldn't break free from this woman's clutches, who let him be just a puppy now, not strong enough to compete with this woman?

Therefore, at the moment, Haji could only tilt his head to the side and turn a blind eye to the woman in front of him. However, it is worth mentioning that this woman is indeed a very beautiful woman, and her appearance is a standard model for Internet celebrities according to human standards, and it is indeed quite attractive to walk on the street.

"It's called Haji. You see, I say it's very smart! When you say it, it doesn't want to look at you, it's sad. Liu Xiaohui next to him saw Haji's reaction, only when Haji understood the woman's words, he was a little angry, and he played a round for Haji and this woman on the side.

"Haji, that's a good name. Hey, don't tell me that's true! This little guy seems to be pretty smart. No, I'll try it again! By the way, I'll give it another name! The woman was excited at the sight of Haji's appearance. She actually forcibly turned Haji's head back, and asked Haji on both cheeks: "Haji, when you enter this house in the future, will you be called an ugly dog? ”

"Woo-" Haji let out a scream, which of course disagreed. He wanted to turn his head away, but he couldn't turn his head because the woman was controlling his cheeks. Haji simply closed his eyes and put on a posture of non-violence and non-cooperation.

"Yo, I closed my eyes, I don't like that!" the woman looked at Haji like this, but became interested. She held Haji and continued to force Haji to say, "Why don't you stink?" or call you a stupid dog...... Or ......" The woman was so happy that she gave Haji several names in a row. But none of the names are good words, either ugly, or ugly.

Haji was a little annoyed by this woman, and wondered if Lao Tzu was also a dignified software engineer back then? If he didn't know how to offend a god, how could he be reduced to the point of letting a woman discriminate against him? Alas, it's miserable. But now that we've come to this point, how do we live in this environment?

The woman patronized Nahaji to find fun, but because Haji did not resist for a long time, she gradually relaxed her coercion of Haji. Haji felt an opportunity, and as she relaxed, he shook his head, let out a threatening cry, and then broke free from the woman's grasp, and ran out of the house. By the time Liu Xiaohui and the woman reacted and chased after her, Haji had already run behind the sofa and hid directly.

"Hey, hey, run, grab it!" The woman still wanted Liu Xiaohui to catch Haji, but how could that be? Haji plunged into the back of the sofa, and didn't care whether the back of the sofa was clean or not, and just lay on the ground behind the sofa.

Hmph, anyway, Lao Tzu is your pet now, and you still have to wash it if it gets dirty. If you don't wash Lao Tzu, you will stain the things in your house, any sofa, bed, table, chair, you will be dirty. Don't you have a nanny at home? It's too late for her to clean up, and she's disgusting to death.

Hmph, I'm really going to make Lao Tzu anxious, maybe I'll give you a big show of demolition! From now on, when you mention the demolition of the house, you will remember me Haji, and you don't know what Erha is. Because Lao Tzu was born to play computers, he also specializes in dismantling expensive ones, and he specializes in dismantling charged ones, hehe......

Haji hid in a dark corner behind the couch, maliciously thinking of bad ideas. I don't know if it was the gloomy environment that made him think now, or because after he changed from a human to a canine, his personality took on some characteristics of animals.

"Haji, Haji, where are you hiding? Come out!" Liu Xiaohui didn't know where Haji was hiding, and after entering the living room, he had to look around. Fortunately, there was not much furniture in the living room, and there were few places to hide Haji, so he soon found the back of the sofa. Liu Xiaohui used the flashlight on his mobile phone to shine behind the sofa, and then he saw Haji's flashing black eyes.

"Haji, are you hiding here?!" Seeing Haji rolling his eyes and looking at himself, Liu Xiaohui couldn't help but laugh dumbly: "Come out, Haji, I won't let Xiaohui tease you." ”

"Woo-" Haji muttered dissatisfiedly, expressing his emotion, which meant: Don't go out!

"Hahaha, like a child. Liu Xiaohui couldn't help but laugh dumbly when he saw Haji like this.

"Catch it out!" Sister Li, come and move the sofa ......" Liu Xiaohui's wife immediately called the nanny at home, looking like she was about to start grabbing Haji.

"Hey, don't, don't. Just as Haji heard the footsteps of another person approaching, Liu Xiaohui stopped the nanny again. Haji distinctly heard the light footsteps stop a little further out of the living room, while another hesitant-sounding footstep was staggering behind her, hesitating. Presumably this is Liu Xiaohui's mother, right? Haji thought to himself.

"Hey, let me tell you, Xiaowen, Haji is really a very smart dog. It's the ones you named it just now, and you scare it out by the way you tug at it. If you don't believe it, sit back and wait now, and I'll come out as soon as I call Haji. But when it comes out again, you don't want to name it and bully it again. It is only three months old, and it is only two or three years old compared to humans. Leaving the place he was familiar with, leaving his mother at such a young age, of course it was a little scared. As long as you are good to it, I believe that it will slowly trust you and treat you as its hostess. Liu Xiaohui and his wife are quite gentle, and what they say is also very reasonable.

"Yes, yes. Call it out and take a look, I'll see how smart it is, it's not good enough, and its IQ is online!"

"Haji, be obedient, come out! Didn't we say it in the car? You help me take care of my mother, and I will take good care of you? You can't talk without talking about Europe!" Liu Xiaohui didn't have anything to say to Haji, and his words and tone were not like talking to an ordinary dog, but more like talking to a child.

Haji knows what he's here for, and he knows what he's going to do now. Hiding here and not going out is not a long thing, he does not know how many days he will have to stay in this house! In order to be able to escape from here smoothly one day, he must learn to be patient.

So, Haji put on a cautious look, first peeking his head out from behind the sofa, glaring his eyes as wide as possible to show innocence, and poking his head out from behind the sofa a little tentatively.

At this time, there were already four people standing in the living room, a man and three women, which was consistent with the judgment of the voice Haji heard behind the sofa, and he also roughly guessed the identity and relationship of these people based on their age. The woman standing in the middle of the living room should be Sister Li's nanny. And the rich old woman in her sixties who looks a little pale should be Liu Xiaohui's mother. All four of them looked at Haji curiously at the moment, like a naughty child.

"Come, Haji! Come here! Come here!" Liu Xiaohui beckoned to Haji, and then remembered a few password gestures he had learned in the dog farm, and finally reluctantly made a summoning gesture after thinking about it. Seeing this, the other three also looked at Haji, waiting for his next move.

There was no way, it got to this point, and Haji could only do it in the posture of a dog. He swung a few little short legs, staggered to Liu Xiaohui, and then sat down in a proper manner. His eyes were like ordinary dogs, staring at Liu Xiaohui's every move, as if waiting for his next password. In fact, Haji can understand all human languages, even if he doesn't put on this posture, he can still understand human commands. But he didn't dare to go too far at the moment, that would only make people doubt his level of intelligence, and end up studying him as a guinea pig. If that were the case, his escape plan would not be carried out in the future.