Chapter 85: Masturbation
Click Play. As a distinguished iQIYI VIP member, he successfully skipped the ad and came directly to the theme song interface.
Click Pause.
Getting up, Chubby took his mobile phone and walked to the toilet to go to the toilet.
Half an hour later, Chubby walked out yawning boredly.
Originally, I was thinking of finding a few books to read.
As a result, there was no one who could play.
This group of damn authors, don't you add more if you don't give a reward?
Turning off the mobile phone interface that said "Ask for collections, ask for subscriptions, ask for all kinds of tickets", Lin Xiaopang sat back in front of the computer boredly.
I was about to start, but suddenly I heard a red envelope prompt tone!
Lin Xiaopang was in good spirits, hurriedly turned on his mobile phone, and then pressed it as fast as he could!
"Hold the grass! three nine-cent-two coins!" Lin Xiaopang slapped the space at random, and thought about continuing to wait to see if there would be a red envelope.
This is a function set by the reading APP, and readers can send red envelopes to their favorite works through the red envelope function.
The effect of red envelopes is that you can add a large number of collections.
To a certain extent, it increases income in disguise.
It's a way that readers and authors alike enjoy.
However, just as Lin Xiaopang was playing with his mobile phone, a crisp male voice sounded sweetly.
In fact, the male voice is rarely compared with the word "sweet", so much so that Lin Xiaopang deliberately raised his head and glanced at it strangely.
As a result, he was stunned.
In the opening song, it is usually full of scenes or clips from the series.
Of course, it's all more exciting.
But the problem is that there is no one in this play.
It's just a small video of cooking.
"Eh, is this a MV or a short video of cooking?" Lin Xiaopang was stunned, but he still listened to it unhurriedly.
"It's ok. "He actually doesn't understand music, but he watches a lot of film and television dramas, so he has his own set of standards for whether music is good or not.
Although the male voice is sweet, it inexplicably does not make people feel dramatic or awkward.
On the contrary, there is a faint warmth.
"Strange, who sang this?" With a move in his heart, Lin Xiaopang nodded to Du Niang and began to look for it.
Soon, I found the information of Du Niang in this play.
I skipped everything else, and then saw the soundtrack.
"Eh, it's Peng Hui?"
Can Little Fresh Meat sing?
Lin Xiaopang thought it was his own delusion, after all, he didn't understand music, so he could only hold back the idea of looking for it and continue to watch the drama.
Soon, with the end of the theme song, the web series began quickly.
At the beginning, it was the wonton song sung by Ying Bao himself.
"It's ...... Ying Bao's own voice?" Lin Xiaopang was a little surprised after listening to it.
Ying Bao's voice is thick, and she is not very suitable for playing that kind of sweet girl.
In the past, most of her roles would be dubbed.
However......
This play turned out to be the original sound?
Sing so badly.
Chubby complained.
But his face was full of joy.
He's not that kind of schoolboy fan.
Belongs to sanity fans.
It's nice to see my favorite idols working hard and seriously.
In other words, he belongs to the cause fan.
Of course, it's a pseudo-cause fan.
After all, he was just an ordinary university monk.
As the series progresses, an old man who looks like Chen Baixiang appears, revealing the beginning of the whole play.
Then Fang Yiscoop, played by the heroine Yingbao, was also tricked into the house by Fang Yuanwai on the grounds of inviting guests, and then was knocked out with a stick.
Just when Chubby had already thought of the follow-up to the seventeenth and eighteenth episodes in his mind, the style of painting changed.
When Fang Yisco woke up from her coma, she was already dressed in a red wedding dress and sat in a sedan chair in action, with her rolling pin and a letter by her side.
The content in my heart is probably about Fang Yuanwai, although he is the richest man, but a few days ago, the prefect asked someone to send a letter, and asked Fang Yuanwai's daughter to marry Shen Yong, the son of the prefect.
However, Shen Yong, the son of the prefect, is a well-known bully in the local Dongxiang Mansion.
Although there is no such thing as killing people without blinking, it is still very common to bully men and women.
The reviews are extremely poor.
Fang Yuan had no choice but to choose a flip-flop.
At this time, a Taoist priest came to Fang Yuanwai's house and told Fang Yuanwai how he met Fang Yilao, and after such an operation, asked Fang Yilao to marry Shen Yong instead of Fang Yuanwai's daughter.
Fang Yiscoop, this girl is also big-hearted, and when she saw the five hundred taels of silver that was put together with the envelope, she directly agreed to see the money!
She actually agreed!
Then it's about talking to the rolling pin.
It was to the effect that Yixiao's mother was worried that Yixiao would be like a wild child since he was a child, and it would not even be easy to get married, but he didn't expect that he was going to get married now.
When Lin Xiaopang saw this, he was angry and funny, and checked it on the Internet.
The style of this drama is probably similar to that of the Song Dynasty, so 500 taels is equivalent to 470,005 today.
"Hey, no wonder I saw the money open. Lin Xiaopang sighed with emotion, and he was unexpectedly curious about this play.
Obviously, there has to be a reversal.
So what would the reversal be?
Shen Yong, that bully is fake?
Or is it something else?
Lin Xiaopang clicked to continue.
Sure enough, there was a reversal.
After Fang Yisco saw Shen Yong, he unexpectedly recognized who the other party was.
A few days ago, a spoonful realized that he was being followed, and although he was rude in martial arts, he was almost killed in the end.
At the critical moment, Shen Yong, who happened to escape from the house, happened to fall from the sky and drove the two men in black away.
After being saved by the confused alternative hero, the plot returned to the two-person chapel.
Shen Yong was reluctant to marry Fang Yao, so he planned to tease Fang Yao while he was getting married.
It turned out to be a spoonful of a rolling pin!
On the wedding night, Shen Yong chatted with a spoonful, but because the food made by a spoonful was too delicious, he drank a few more glasses, and he was drunk in a daze, and woke up in the morning, a spoonful cooked for the family, after the meal, Mrs. called a spoonful to accompany Shen Yong to read, a spoonful of big characters did not know a few, but played dice, pai gow but there was a set, Shen Yong had doubts about the identity of a spoonful.
Then there is a series of stories that revolve around this, with a little bit of suspense, but with a guarantee that the food is hearty in each episode.
The broadcast of each episode seems to make people's taste buds bloom.
There is a sense of déjà vu of watching the ancient version of "A Bite of China".
I have to say that this drama is really good-looking.
It's just some waste snacks.
Looking at the fries that had been eaten, Lin Xiaopang wailed and sighed helplessly.
Soon, the four episodes of the week were over.
After reading the trailer, Lin Xiaopang went to Weibo excitedly.
At this time, Weibo exploded again.
The popularity of "The Chef of the Flower Teapot" has actually appeared on the hot search!
Although this is because the heroine of this play is called Yingbao and the male protagonist is called Peng Hui, it still makes people feel refreshed!