When it comes to the memories of youth, probably everyone has such and such memories of the past, some memories make people smile when they recall them, some green memories make people sigh, and some people feel red and red when they think of them, and they can't wait to find a mouthful of forgetful water and drink it all. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

And for someone, today is a special day.

He didn't know what he was going to do today, whether it was the super black history that he would slam his head on the table with shame once he remembered it, or the beginning of sweet memories that would make people unforgettable.

"I like you, please be my girlfriend. ”

On the rooftop where only two people remained, under the prying eyes of friends hiding in the corner, when the red-faced teenager shouted his heart to the girl, the spring breeze blew the willow leaves, and the whole world was the taste of youth.

"Well, I've actually liked you for a long time. ”

If the girl sweetly agreed to the boy's confession, and the situation developed like this, I am afraid everyone would know that this is a sweet and greasy youth comedy.

It's a pity that most of the time, the memories of youth are always mixed with sweet and sour, and ninety percent of the development will not be so smooth.

“...... I'm sorry, actually, I already have someone I like. ”

This, probably the development of realism, although the plot is twists and turns after all.

But as long as our actor continues to work hard, there will always be a turnaround.

Sometimes......

"Scrap material, do you dare to confess to me like this? How much assets do you have? How much do you earn a year? What kind of work do you expect to get into that kind of university? Let's say okay first, if you don't have a million annual income, you will roll me rough. ”

Well, this is probably a more realistic development, and it is also a pain in the hearts of countless adult men, but it is actually not too miserable.

At least, there is still a chance to struggle, and none of the following makes people despair.

"I'm sorry, I like girls. ”

This...... It's too difficult.,If it's not a girl who plans to use this excuse to reject you.,It's better to give up directly.。

"Haha, actually, I'm your mom/dad/sister/brother. ”

This one is even more tangled, if this guy is not a Star Wars system that has watched too much, or a Korean drama deeply poisoned, if what she said is true..... Before going for a blood test, it's better to take it to the psychiatric department first.

"Sorry, I only like two-dimensional, I'm not interested in three-dimensional orangutans with leg hair and chest hair!"

This,It's more desperate.,Of course,For a small number of compatriots with special living habits,,Such otaku girls are more and more expectant...... But in fact, if the otaku takes the second dimension as the standard, the requirements for appearance are actually very high, and the otaku are even more tragic.

But sometimes, the only difference between reality and fiction is that the story needs logic, and reality is completely unnecessary!

"I like you, please be my girlfriend. ”

"I'm sorry, I'm a vampire, my family says you can't socialize with humans, although you're only half-human, but you're also three-dimensional, and I only like two-dimensional orangutans, and I'm not interested in three-dimensional orangutans with leg hair and chest hair!

This scene, sorry, narrator, I really don't know how to deal with it at this time, it's better to start vomiting if it's too bad......

"Just smile, just smile...... Is this different from the tragedies above!!It's just that all the tragedies come together? How far does it take to be a human being to be able to bring all the tragedies together? And what does vampire mean? Is this really a high school in the real world? Give me back the scientific worldview of ordinary people!"

In the classroom, even though a day has passed since that desperately failed confession, Rorschach's serial vomiting still echoes in the classroom.

This angry roar made his new friends, who had only been known for two weeks, get to know this young man again.

Rorschach, L. Heroise, some strange names, a younger appearance than his actual age.

Not long ago, he just passed his sixteenth birthday, and now he says that when he is ten years old, people believe it.

Weighing less than fifty KG and being about one and a half meters tall, considering that a quarter of a mixed-race child is an eternally juvenile wood spirit, this height is already very proud.

The wood spirits are a minority race from the world of Ash, and this strange race is somewhat similar to the elves in fairy tales, even if they are adults, they are as young as children.

As a half-breed, Rorschach did not gain other strengths from the blood source, but had a black history that could not be looked back on due to his excessively young appearance, but this confession was not the blackest......

"With you, I will be under pressure, and I can still bear to be treated as a brother and sister, and I will be treated as a mother and son...... Last month, Asha was called Auntie just by shopping with you, and I really can't accept it. ”

Peers look as old as their own mothers...... What can I do, I'm desperate.

"I inquired about the lifespan and growth cycle of the wood spirit, I can tolerate that my lover is younger than me, but if I become an old woman, you haven't entered puberty yet, married old virgin or something, it's terrible. ”

This is probably the most serious, and the one that Rorschach doesn't know how to answer...... Can he take off his pants in the street and shout for you to see my super mammoth? I'm afraid that the police uncle will educate this little scoundrel and teach him what public order and good customs are.

Although he has repeatedly hit a wall, considering the number of hands of the wood spirit hybrid he has encountered since he was a child, the foreseeable fierce competition within the clan is discouraged, and Rorschach decided to work hard for his lifelong event in advance, but ......

"I'm sorry, although my confession on the premise of marriage touched me very much, in fact, I have always regarded you as a younger brother/little brother/little cutie/pet/little ......"

Cuteness can't be eaten, and the choice of a lifelong partner can't just be based on appearance, and most girls' answers are so sad.

Wait a minute, is there something strange mixed in, what the hell is Xiaoshou, and is there a problem with that "pet", that sister is so dangerous to laugh, is it better to call the police directly!

Although Rorschach's appearance is a little special, he is actually no different from other earth teenagers on the inside, he likes sports but hates excessive sweating, likes games and hates studying and exams...... The same history without a girlfriend equals age.

If you insist on finding something extraordinary, it is the natural mixed-race talent, which makes Rorschach's motor nerves very good, even if you don't exercise much, you can become the main force in the sports meeting.

"Ah, I want to go home. ”

Rorschach also wanted to ask himself why he was an ordinary earthling (inner) who came to another planet, entered this cosmic era full of fantasy creatures, and became an alien studying in the Ash Star Field.

Ash, like Earth, is a member of the Watch Accord, and the two sides are allies with trade exchanges, but they are not fundamentally on the same path.

"As a middle school student who believes in materialism, I can't understand magic or something. ”

Yes, Ash, it's a world of magic.

No, to be precise, it should be a world built on a magical civilization.

Ordinary earthlings will also suffer from a long period of adaptation to the High Magic Disease, and Rorschach's extraterrestrial bloodline that has vomited countless times in the past has made him like a fish in water, and his body is getting better and better.

But as aliens and natives, the values are completely incompatible, but there are all kinds of incompatibility, and there are a lot of jokes.

"Really, my life plans were completely disrupted. ”

Originally, Rorschach had already planned the trajectory of his life.

Go to school hard, study hard, find a bad university to learn a craft that can make money, find an easy and unpromising job, continue your hobbies while working, and wait for the nagging of relatives and friends, you can't be a bachelor anymore, and then find a wife who is not beautiful or ugly to marry.

Then when he was middle-aged, he pushed the affairs to the young man who had just entered the industry, and he was a salary thief until the year of retirement, and then passed away in the complaint of his children "how can he not die if he is old", and it would be more perfect if he could deceive the tears of the end, as for those Shinto things in the family business......

"Leave it all to my sister who likes this, and I'm the eldest son of mediocrity, who adapts to the crazy and incomprehensible world of magic in every way. ”

But unfortunately, just a week ago, Rorschach received a letter, and then all his expectations and life goals were shattered.

"Dear brother.

If you read this letter, I am afraid I am dead. If you want to know who killed your dear sister, go to Ash's First Star Knight Academy in Thor and pursue the girl named Isabel. By the way, Little Ibbe is a two-dimensional dead house, remember to do what he likes.

Lori H. Heroise.

Yes, on Rorschach's sixteenth birthday, the birthday gift he received was not something that made people happy, but the death of his twin sister and a suicide note.

Since then, Rorschach's world has been completely changed, and he will not fail to come to this ghost place, pursue the girl he has never seen, seek the truth about his sister's death, and start a new life from scratch.