Chapter 20: You Can't Literature!
9 p.m.
Chen Zhan is still fighting in front of the computer.,It's been a full 8 hours.,In addition to filling my stomach indiscriminately.,And solve the personal hygiene.,I've been coding words in front of the computer.。
His [Memory Crystal Card] and [Agility Card], the 5 hours that lasted had already arrived, but he couldn't stand it, so he bought it again, not only that, but in order to avoid side effects, he even bought [Energy Potion].
At this point, the system's reputation is only a pitiful 1570 points.
By this time, he had already written 35 chapters, close to 100,000 words of "Breaking the Sky".
In addition to the 5 chapters uploaded to the 'Enlightenment Point' in the afternoon, there are still 30 chapters left.
Chen Zhan clicked on the writer page of 'Qidian' again, and it was still displayed at this time, and the review status was underway.
In my previous life, I read novels and added a lot of authors' fan bases, and I probably know the operation process inside, but now it seems that it is very similar to the one on the earth, and the uploaded chapters still need to be reviewed by the website editor before they can be seen by netizens, but I don't know how long it will take?
Of course, I hope that the sooner the better, after all, the current prestige value, nothing can be done, just relying on the pre-recorded program of [Late Night Ghost Story], it can only be said to be a drop in the bucket, and he also discovered another terrible fact, that is, since he resigned yesterday, the fan value that should have been increased by "Ghost Blowing the Lantern" has stagnated, and there are only a few sporadic ones.
In other words, once you leave, or announce your withdrawal, then the follow-up fan value will not be calculated?
This is just a speculation at the moment, and it may also be that the radio station has changed the host of the program?
The latter one is okay, but the one I am most afraid of is the previous one, once it comes true, then even if you go to a bigger stage in the future, you won't get the corresponding fan value.
Chen Zhan lit a cigarette and smoked silently, thinking about these questions all the time in his mind, and he didn't have the heart to continue to code.
I smoked one cigarette after another, and after a while, the small living room was already filled with smoke.
Finally I thought of a way that was not the way.
That is to go to Weibo to pick up some 'cabbage', the last time I picked up cabbage, or when I scolded the fans of 'Baimu', the value of fans rose very quickly, and after paying attention, I put the cigarette butt in my hand and slammed it into the ashtray.
Open Weibo and start looking for the target page by page.
Yes, he needs to take the initiative to provoke a war now!
.................
Half an hour later.
Finally locked on the target - 'Yu Guangyou', yes, that's right, it's him, who helped Baimu talk during the war.
said that Chen Zhan was an unknown boy, stepping on the great god 'Hundred Scenes' to ascend to the throne.
At that time, I just didn't have time to take care of it, but I will remember, and it's time to cut the "leeks".
Yu Guangyou is a certified big V, with nearly 500,000 fans below, and his personal label shows that he has published several literary books and is a certified member of the Southeast Authors Association.
There is a post on Weibo that was made 1 hour ago.
Smooth sailing, good every year, good luck, backgammon: auspicious stars
A hundred years of heaven and earth return to the vitality of the unification of mountains and rivers, peace and horizontal criticism: national peace and security
The spring rain is silky and all things are red and plum, and the thousands of mountains are embroidered: spring is full of joy
Shanglian: Wangjianglou, Wangjiangliu, Wangjianglou Wangjiangliu, Jiangliu eternal, Jianglou eternal
Allied:???
Is there any friend who can make the next link?
There are already hundreds of replies at this point.
"Teacher Yu, great talent!"
"Worthy of a literary master!"
"I know every word, but I ......"
......
1 minute ago.
Yu Guangyou added a comment below the post: This is a pair of upper couplets left from ancient times, but the only thing missing is this lower couplet, everyone is in high spirits, and I also write it out for everyone to enjoy, and I didn't come up with a neat lower couplet myself.
"I'm sorry...!admit defeat!"
"Ask the gods for advice!"
"Even a literary master like Mr. Yu said that he couldn't get out of it, and it is estimated that no one in China would come out either!"
......
When Chen Zhan saw this couplet, he just smiled and didn't speak, but the memory in his mind was quickly rummaged, and it took a long time before he found it in a book he had read before, "Ancient and Modern Couplets".
Chen Zhan smiled slightly, and wrote on Weibo:
"What kind of literary master who deceives the world and steals fame? can't even get a link, and I'm embarrassed to say that I'm a literary master?" and @ Yu Guangyou
With just a cigarette, Chen Zhan's Weibo exploded, and netizens who were communicating followed Weibo.
"What are you?"
"Isn't it a little talent, I wrote two poems!"
"That is, do you have the ability to take a look at the next link?"
"Such goods also come to step on our Teacher Yu, want to be famous and want to go crazy, right?"
"He seems to be the teacher Chen who wrote "Ghost Blowing the Lamp"!"
"Melon seeds, fruits, peanuts and ......"
"Sit back and watch Teacher Yu slap his face!"
At this time, Yu Guangyou also noticed that someone @ him, and when he saw what Chen Zhan said above, he was angry for a while.
A small broadcaster, he also dares to provoke himself, it seems that he has been too good at talking recently. So he quickly replied:
"I don't know how thick the sky is!"
Chen Zhan was waiting for this old guy to take the bait, and he was a little impatient to wait.
After seeing him reply to himself, he smiled and continued to provoke: "You can't do literature..."
"I eat more salt than you eat rice. ”
"You can't do literature!"
"I've been in the literary world for 20 years, and you're still drinking milk when I study literature. ”
"You can't do literature!"
“!@#@¥%”
"You can't do literature!"
Seeing that no matter what he said, he said over and over again, you can't do literature.
Yu Guang was furious, his face was red with anger, and he gritted his teeth and said: "You can do it, you come! If you don't get out of the literary world, don't think that if you write two poems, your tail will go up to the sky." ”
"What if it comes out?"
"If you come out, I will quit the literary world from now on and recognize you as a teacher!"
"Just accept me as a teacher, you can't do literature!"
"Ahhhh Ahh
"Bang!"
The mouse was smashed to the ground, and Yu Guangyou was already ashamed and angry at this time, a pair of fists clenched tightly, and his eyes seemed to breathe fire, and he roared angrily.
"It's really annoying to me, it's just too deceitful"
"You're going to tear down your house, how old is you, how can you still look like a child?"
Yu Guang has a wife, heard the sound of the study, and then walked in from the outside, picking up the mouse on the ground with a straight face, and counting it.
"Not this kid yet?"
Yu Guangyou smiled at his wife, pointed to the conversation on the computer screen, and explained to his wife. took the mouse handed by his wife, and said quickly:
"You're right, aren't you?"
Chen Zhan didn't get used to him in the slightest, he was here to provoke, if he didn't have any prestige in his hands, he really didn't want to use this method now, in the end, you would consider yourself unlucky.
"Listen, I'll make three couplets!"
"Lower link 1: wash the ink pool, wash the ink color, wash the ink color by the ink pool, wash the ink color for a hundred years, and wash the ink pool for a hundred years"
"Lower link two: Yongmei Bridge, Yongmei Xiang, Yongmei Bridge next to Yongmei Xiang, Meixiang 100 years, Meiqiao 100 years"
"Lower link three: Printing the moon well, printing the moon shadow, printing the moon shadow in the moon well, the moon shadow ten thousand years, the moon well ten thousand years"
These three pairs of downlink, not only Yu Guang saw it, but also tens of thousands of netizens who were watching at this time, and many sailors who loved to join in the excitement also rushed to hear the news, and all the replies stopped for a while.
are silently reading: "Wangjianglou, Wangjiangliu... Moon Well ......
This Wangjiang Tower is on the ink washing pool, one up, one down.......
10 minutes later, Weibo, which had just regained its calm, exploded.
"Teacher Chen, awesome!"
"It's amazing!"
"Teacher Chen, you are a literary master!"
"Road to powder!"
"Not only did I really match the next link, but I also matched three at once, I just... It's powdered. ”
"Uncle won't help you, I'll obey you!"
"Mom asked me why I was kneeling and reading Weibo, and I replied that she was looking at the gods!
There are also some netizens who commented on Yu Guangyou's Weibo.
"I want to lose the bet... Get out of the literary world!"
"You can't do literature!"
......
All kinds of things, to name a few, Chen Zhan didn't rush to kill them all, in the final analysis, he was purely looking for a provocation, watching the fans rise in value, and he didn't want to do things too desperately, so he decided to give Yu Guang a chance.
So he went on to write: "Well, I'll write to you to enjoy a pair." ”
"Shanglian: I'm Russian, riding a strange horse, Zhang Longbow, fighting with a single Ge, the eight kings of Qinse and pipa, and the king is on top"
"Xialian: Erren, you, pretend to be a person, Qiu Qiu clothes, take it when you close your hands, ghosts and ghosts, ghosts and ghosts are on the side"
"Poof, Mr. Chen, you're too bad!"
"Laughing!"
"It's said to be appreciation, but it's actually saying that Yu Guangyou is a little ghost"
It's the other way around.
"What a shame!"
Yu Guangyou felt that he was about to be blown up, and even his blood pressure increased, and he collapsed in his chair, staring at the screen with blank eyes.
Chen Zhan sighed, he didn't expect this, he really didn't mean to continue to provoke, but... Ay!
I didn't kill Boren, but Boren died because of me, this is Chen Zhan's state of mind at this time. In order to give another chance, continue to write on Weibo @余光有:
"I'll also make a link, as long as you can match it, or find someone to match, you win?"
"Uplink: Smoke Lock Pond Willow"
Without waiting for a reply from there, Chen Zhan had already turned off the computer, although he still had some energy at this time, he could clearly feel that the 'side effects' of using the [Memory Crystal Card] and [Agility Card] were about to appear, even if he drank another bottle of "Energy Potion" now, it would only delay some time.
Now that his goal has been reached, as for how the outside world is arguing? Can Yu Guang say this eternal quatrain? Chen Zhan just wants to "Hehe!"
If it is so easy to match, it is not called a quatrain for the ages.
"Smoke lock pond willow", because of its structure with five elements as the side.
The artistic conception depicts a secluded pond, surrounded by green willows and shrouded in smoke.
To match the five elements, and the artistic conception is consistent with the next couplet, until the Chen chariot accident, there was no one, let alone only understand the afterglow of literature.
Glancing at the system.
[Big Star System, Level 2, 2500/10000 Points]
[Reputation: 182146]
That's right, in just one hour, he brought himself 180,000 prestige points, and smiled with satisfaction.
Rubbing his pantothenic fingers, he got up to wash.
Soon returned to the bedroom, collapsed on the bed and fell asleep within a few minutes.
At this time, it was just after 10 p.m.
.......
Kyoto, Tianyu Entertainment Company.
Zhang Jiayi came out of the recording studio tiredly, and the excitement on her face was overflowing.
"Would you like to give us a phone call and thank you?"
In Zhang Jiayi's mind at this time, the first thing that came to mind was him...
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