Chapter 2: A Gathering of Demons and Monsters
"Weird old man, weirdly handed me a box, and then the weird old man himself went to the sky to find him and was killed by thunder, why is it so weird everywhere?" Yin Xian picked up the box on the coffee table, opened it, and first took out the painting, which was painted with some strange people and monsters, and the inscription was Aoki priest, and there were more than a dozen seals densely stamped underneath. I don't recognize any words.
This painting is similar to the folk New Year painting, in the center of the largest statue of the god standing up to the sky, wearing a purple gold crown of heaven, wearing a purple python robe, one foot raised, stepping on a green-faced fanged hunchback ghost, holding a whisk dust, there are gods remarks that this is the great master.
He was looking at the portrait, but the portrait suddenly seemed to be alive, and the people in the painting suddenly had a glow, and the righteous god in the middle smiled at him, and with a slight move of his hand, he involuntarily fell into the painting, only to find that the original painting was actually an independent small world, there was a sun in the sky, there were three moons, there were countless stars, the leylines of the earth were also infinitely elongated, the space was infinitely large, and he fell on the soft green grass.
A white-clothed, long-haired woman with wings on her back fell to the ground and said to Yin Xian in surprise, "Descendant of Aoki Priest, you are finally here." ”
Yin Xian was puzzled and said, "Uh, I'm so ashamed to dialogue, I'm here, who are you?
The woman in white said, "I am Qingluan, the apprentice of Aoki priest."
Yin Xian said: Who is Aoki priest, are you an angel?
The woman in white sneered, "This is China, where did the angel come from, Priest Aoki is the one who gave you this painting."
"So a dirty old man is still a priest? My name is Yin Xian, Miss Qingluan, answer my question, why do you have wings if you are not an angel?"
Qingluan said: "It's not unusual that I am a demon with slender wings. ”
Yin Xian said creepy: "Demon ......"
Qingluan smiled and said: "Don't be afraid, I don't eat people, I eat vegetarian, I eat the northwest wind and drink dew every day, it seems that Aoki priest didn't give you a clear explanation, the painting he gave you is called Nanshan Tu, Nanshan Tu is our spiritual practice of the dojo, called Nanshan Dojo, the people you see in the painting are all the spiritual cultivation of Nanshan Dojo, our dojo has 38 spiritualists, including 30 demon cultivators, 8 ghost cultivators, Aoki priest handed over the Nanshan diagram to you after the catastrophe, which means that you are his successor and the principal of the Nanshan Dojo."
"Yokai...... Ghost...... The dojo where I am still practicing, hell, hell, I didn't come to some parallel space, don't you do it?" If people can't throw it away in the painting, Yin Xian can't wait to throw it eight thousand miles away.
"Why, why does he have no mana at all to take over the Nanshan Dojo, my meatloaf lord is not convinced, he can kill him with one claw, why let him be the leader." A sharp voice sounded from the side, and Yin Xian looked down to see that it was a big black cat with whirring meat, staring at him with slanted eyes.
With black lips, it looks like a serious cat, if you don't talk honestly, your black cat is quite cute, Yin Xian was creepy, looked at the black cat fearfully and said: "Ugly cats can talk, beautiful girls have wings, you are a cat spirit, tell me you are not?"
The black cat's focus is obviously not in the same dimension as him: "You are ugly, your whole family is ugly." ”
Qingluan said: "He is a cat demon meatloaf, he has practiced for three hundred years, and he has not yet turned into a human form, it is not unusual for the demon cultivator to speak, don't scare him with the meatloaf, you go and bring the Taoist friends at home, and get to know the new leader, Yin Xian, I can't explain many things to you in one sentence, and when everyone comes, you will understand it together."
The black cat patty was unconvinced and said: Why me? "I won't go"?
Qingluan smiled: "No, kitten, I'll call it myself." As she spoke, she stretched out her hand, and a jade flute appeared in her hand and put it to her lips......
This person is really good-looking, Yin Xian was shocked by the beauty of Qingluan, the grass is green, the breeze is light, the beauty in white, holding a flute, is still in her mouth, this picture is ...... If it weren't for the big black cat covering its ears next to it, I don't know how harmonious the picture is.
"Sister Qingluan, he's playing hooligan on you." All the beauty was ruined by this voice, and the black cat meatloaf pointed at Yin Xian and denounced Qingluan: "He's so dirty." The meatloaf is disgusted.
Of course, Yin Xian didn't admit it and said: "Nonsense, how do you know what I think, do you know how to read minds." ”
Meatloaf said: "Hmph, my demon talent is mind reading, what you want, I have seen it, shameless bad man." Qingluan's face turned red and said to the black cat, "Don't talk nonsense."
Yin Xian thought that such a beautiful person's must be very beautiful, but he didn't expect it to be harsh and ugly. It made people feel uncomfortable when they heard it, but fortunately, Qingluan only blew a few times and stopped.
In an instant, a gust of wind blew, and many people flew around him, Qingluan said: "Fellow Daoists, the heir of Aoki Priest has arrived, I invite everyone to come and get to know him." ”
Yin Xian began to tremble unconsciously, can he not be afraid? Not only are there jackals, tigers, leopards, snakes, and all kinds of monsters, but there are also a few faint gray shadows in the air, are demons and monsters holding a meeting? And his body is much bigger than usual, and he can swallow him in one bite, which is terrifying to death.
The careful Qingluan said: "Fellow Daoists, please restrain yourself? The descendants of Aoki priests are still ordinary people who can't stand the pressure from everyone. ”
The demons and monsters were still very good at talking, shaking their bodies and turning into human forms, and Yin Xian's discomfort did not decrease. Although the monsters look pretty good after becoming humans, ordinary people are in the middle of a group of demons and monsters, and it would be good not to be scared to death.
Qingluan said: "It is said that I should introduce you to everyone, but there are so many people, I'm afraid you won't be able to remember."
In fact, the author is afraid that he will not be able to remember...... It's most appropriate to throw the pot to the main character.
Qingluan continued: "Everyone, Yin Xian is now the master of the Nanshan Dojo, but he has just taken over and doesn't know how to practice, let's discuss how to teach him?"
For the disappeared Aoki priest, Yin Xian felt that the attitude of the monsters was very strange, why didn't anyone care about his life or death?
A sturdy man walked out, he looked no more than twenty years old, his lips were red and his teeth were white, and he looked like Xiao Xianrou: "Sister Qingluan, it's just a little ghost, what ability do you have to take charge of the Nanshan Dojo, drive him away, and let me be the leader won't save you trouble." ”
A boy of sixteen or seventeen years old screamed: "Pang Bo, you are ugly, but you think it is quite beautiful, what ability do you have to be the leader? I am the one who wants to be the leader." My Taoism is the highest in our Nanshan Dojo."
Yin Xian thought: "Why are these male monsters all feminine." "Jealousy makes ghosts unrecognizable.
Pang Bo rolled up his sleeves and scolded: "Dead sissy, the Tao is high and has the use of birds, she is more than a thousand years old, and she looks like a fifteen or sixteen-year-old junior high school student all day long and wants to find a wild man, and fight with Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu will give you your ashes."
The boy was almost so angry that he turned his back on him, and roared to show the original form of an oversized fox, with five big furry tails, swaying arrogantly in the sky.
One of the tails happened to be in front of Yin Xian, and Yin Xian subconsciously held it and praised it: "Your tail is so soft, it feels amazing." The fox glared back at him in annoyance, retracted its tail, and floated in front of Pang Bo and blew it in Pang Bo's face, and the crowd immediately left far away, Yin Xian saw that where that breath passed, everything turned into flying ashes, and gasped: "Awesome."
A woman who looked a little older came out and stood between the two and said, "What are you doing, rebelling, you want to get ahead of me, the heir chosen by Aoki Priest, you are also worthy, Yin Xian, you don't have to pay attention to them, come here and let's talk." Over there, Pombo and the fox boy glared at each other with hatred, like cockfighting.
Yin Xian said: "Thank you, but does anyone tell me what's going on? I'm still confused, don't fight, I'm not ready to be everyone's leader, you can choose another one after I return to the Yang Realm." The fox's breath scared him, leading a group of demons and monsters, thank you whole family.
The woman said: "Yin Xian, you don't have to be afraid, you don't need to mention it again if you re-elect the leader, the rules of the Nanshan Dojo, master the "Secret of the Spirit Body", that is, the leader of the Nanshan Dojo, this rule cannot be broken, whoever does not accept it, will give me a sleep forever."
"The Secret of the Spirits?"
Qingluan said: "Sister Yanluo is right. ”
Yin Xian said: "The printed version of "The Secret of the Spirit Body" is actually the secret book of Nanshan Dojo practice?
Yan Luo said: "There is nothing wrong with the cheats", turned her eyes to the crowd and said: "Nanshan Tu is just a dojo for worship, the spiritual cultivation must return to the world, Yin Xian can't practice yet, who can teach him?"
Yin Xian asked excitedly: "Can I go back to the world now?"
The black cat patty gloated and said, "I think it's just Brother Fox, his tail has been touched by men,"
The boy was furious and said, "Stupid cat, I will stew you with more nonsense".
The meatloaf suddenly entered a state of battle, and its body swelled like an elephant and provocatively said, "Come on, who is afraid of whom." ”
Yin Xian exclaimed, "Is it so powerful?"
Pang Bo said: "It's good to see the point clearly? It's to find a master for the leader, not to find a man for the fox, he is not worthy, if you want to talk about experience, of course it is the oldest old ghost Chen Fengxiao's eldest brother, Yin Xian is a ghost, the old ghost is also a ghost, and ghosts and ghosts have a common topic."
Yin Xian: "I thank you for the whole family, you and the old ghost have a common topic." ”
The atmosphere suddenly calmed down.
Yin Xian looked at this Pang Bo expressionlessly and didn't speak, a gloomy figure walked out of the crowd and said to Pang Bo: "What's wrong with the old ghost? Snake spirit? You look down on us ghost cultivators, but Nanshan Dojo has always been a human boss, I'm standing here, who else can't get used to it?" Yin Xian was a little scared, Pang Bo was a monster, or a giant python demon, Lao Tzu was most afraid of the snake's goodness, and he was terrified when he was with it, and he didn't know when he was swallowed by it.
Yanluo said: "Don't make any noise, since Brother Chen Fengxiao has come out, let's ask Brother Fengxiao to teach Yin Xian, Yin Xian is the successor chosen by Aoki Priest, that is, the leader of the Nanshan Dojo, it is indisputable, whoever disagrees will hold it in my stomach."
Yin Xian looked at the chaotic scene, and couldn't help but think: "Suppress this group of demons and monsters, the old man is also big-hearted, and he can afford me, give me this mess, hehe, my purpose is just to go back to the world, once you go out, the ghosts will come back to lead you."
The old ghost Chen Feng smiled and said that he was old, in fact, he was not old, but he was in his thirties, and his appearance was very elegant, but Yin Xian did not dare to judge the age of the monsters easily, obviously a boy of fifteen or sixteen years old, not a proof that he was more than a thousand years old, Chen Feng smiled and said to Yin Xian: "Let's go, don't pay attention to these demons and monsters, I will tell you the basic things of cultivation."
"You don't seem to be a ghost......," Yin Xian sneered.