The wheels of the times continue to move forward, smashing the dream of the Qinglou, and the women who can compose poems, fill in the lyrics, and paint are not willing to drop the fireworks, but instead there are a group of beautiful women who only pay attention to their measurements and faces, and they also know that talent is not as good as breasts, and it is better to be able to paint than to open and make men more comfortable with their legs.

Listening to Su Yu's explanation of the changes in the Qinglou, everyone had some indescribable feelings out of thin air, and they didn't laugh at Guo Xiong's behavior of observing the Qinglou, Liu Yuan drove out all the guards and eunuchs and palace maids, and only all the members of the crossing team were left in the hall.

"Everyone, I have solved Liu Bei. ”

Liu Yuan understated, and everyone was not too surprised, anyway, Liu Yuan really regarded the Three Kingdoms as a game, and it was the kind of God perspective and plug-in, everyone just silently mourned for Liu Bei in their hearts.

Su Yu glanced at him, "So there is no suspense about the unification of the world, what are you going to do next?" Develop science and technology education, reform the system, sweep across the Eurasian continent, colonize the Americas, and rush out of the earth?"

Liu Yuan scoffed, "I'm not so stupid, engaging in this kind of unrealistic thing, I've experienced enough through the hegemony gameplay, and the materials have been collected, it's time for the Three Kingdoms Journey to end, I just want to ask everyone, who wants to stay and inherit my country?"

As soon as these words came out, the hall was silent, so quiet that it could be heard breathing.

Guo Xiong was the first to break the silence and asked cautiously: "Boss, you're not joking, this is the whole world." ”

Liu Yuan turned around, walked to the height of the main hall, leaned on the dragon chair, twisted his body left and right, "I'm normal, the base time and space is my destination, although the country is good, after all, it is not as kind as Company X, the time we crossed is still short, and Xiao Yu couldn't help me give birth to a prince (Su Yu gave him a blank look), after I go back, this flower country can't be cheap to others, you are all my old buddies, the heir naturally has to choose from among you, which of you wants this dragon chair?"

After speaking, he put Ge You lying on the dragon chair, and after a while, he stood up again, saying to himself that it was too hard and not as comfortable as the sofa.

Since Qin Shi Huang came up with the emperor system, tens of millions of people have become so cheap for the first and probably last time for the throne that has succeeded the previous servants, and everyone in the group stared at each other and was silent, Liu Yuan's decision was too exciting.

Guo Xiong cautiously asked, "If you inherit the throne, what will you leave behind?"

Liu Yuan waved his hand, "These sets of mechas, including the remaining weapons and ammunition, medical supplies and equipment, will not be taken away, we will only bring some local products back, and the rest of these are enough for you to defend the throne." ”

Guo Xiong pouted, "Is that going to die of old age in this era?"

Liu Yuan looked at the south and muttered, "I will send someone back to pick up the rebuke after fifty years in this time and space, and if the people left behind are still alive, they can also go back with them, don't be afraid of aging or anything, as long as the brain can still be used, the technology of Company X can help you change to a twenty-year-old body." ”

As soon as these words came out, Guo Xiong and Li Donglai fell into deep thought, Liu Yuan did not urge, sat back on the dragon chair, looked at the pattern painted with gold paint, and then looked up at Su Yu, with a smile, "Do you want to stay, taste the taste of the empress, and become Wu Zetian yourself?"

Su Yu pouted, "Okay, if I am the empress, then I must have the appearance of the empress, the male emperor has three palaces and six concubines, how can the female emperor have to sit on an equal footing, and then I will raise a bunch of male pets and let them worship under my pomegranate skirt." ”

As soon as these words came out, Liu Yuan's face suddenly changed, and Guo Xiong said curiously: "What do you mean to bow down under the pomegranate skirt?"

Liu Yuan coughed dryly, explained, and resolved the embarrassment just now by the way.

It is said that during the Tianbao period of the Tang Dynasty, the scholar Xiao Cui heard a voice in the backyard in the middle of the night, he felt strange, so he went to the courtyard to find out, it turned out that a number of beautiful women gathered here to feast on the eighteen aunts of the Feng family.

The women toasted to the eighteenth aunt in turn, begging her to raise her noble hand, but she behaved frivolously, did not care about etiquette at all, and when she returned to a girl wearing a red dress and a famous stone Atso, she also shook her hand and knocked over the wine cup, staining the red skirt of Miss Atso.

Miss Acuo was angry and said to Aunt Eighteen: "Others are afraid of you, please you, I don't want to, what can you do?"

The eighteenth aunt was furious when she heard this, and walked away.

Everyone was at a loss, but the girl was clever, and when she saw Xiao Cui in the corner with a black question mark on her face, she turned her worries into joy, and dragged him over, and all the women bowed down to him together, explaining: "We are the poplars, plums, and peach blossoms in the garden, and Shi Atso is the pomegranate flower...... And the eighteenth aunt is the god of wind, that is, the gale that destroys flowers every spring. ”

It turned out that the women wanted to make friends with the eighteenth aunt, begging her to open the net, but they didn't want to mess up, they asked Xiao Cui to help, hung the vermilion banner curtain in the garden, embroidered the sun, moon and stars, in this way, the wind god can not help these spring flowers, this curtain is called "flower flag", legend has it that the ancients hung the custom of protecting the flower flag in February of the lunar calendar, that is, from this.

Bai Juyi's "blood-colored Luo skirt turned over the wine stain" in "Pipa Xing" may coincide with the allusion of Miss Acuo's dirty skirt, and Su Shi's poem "Pomegranate" even cites this legend, and there is a poem that says: "The romance is inexhaustible, and I send the remnants of the fragrance alone." The color is dyed with the skirt and waist, and the name is crazy with the wine cup. ”

In the early summer after the spring flowers bloom, the pomegranate flowers bloom most vigorously, so this kind of flower is naturally used by the ancients as a metaphor for beautiful women or beautiful women's skirts.

The Northern Song Dynasty poet Wang Yuyan wrote in the poem "Song of Pomegranate Flowers": "The queen mother saw the planting in the court, and Zhang Qian stole it from the sky. Who's clever woman has a residual needle and thread, and a handful of raw red can't be ironed. ”

The so-called "can't be ironed" means that the pomegranate petals are wrinkled, as if ironing for a long time is useless.

"Bow down under the pomegranate skirt" is widely used, mostly used to describe the worship and dumping of men to amorous women, the earliest widely spread saying is that Yang Guifei likes to wear pomegranate skirts, Tang Ming Emperor asked the courtiers to salute her, so the courtiers bowed under Yang Guifei's pomegranate skirt.

But the most famous is Wu Zetian, according to legend, she wrote the words of "Ruyi Niang": "Seeing Zhu Chengbi's thoughts, he is haggard and fragmented as Yijun." I didn't believe that I would cry more than I came, and I opened the box and inspected the pomegranate skirt. In the poem written by Liu Yuxi to Bai Juyi, he even said: "Qinai Qiantang Su is small, and Yijun tears pomegranate skirt." "A famous prostitute like Su Xiaoxiao is worthy of a pomegranate skirt.

Su Yu was attracted by Liu Yuan's explanation, and the anger just now disappeared, Guo Xiong thought about it, and said, "I don't want to stay either, I want to follow the boss, I am used to modern life, during this time in the Three Kingdoms, there is no electricity, no brain networking, no running water, no games, it is too uncomfortable, I still want to go back." ”

Liu Yuan nodded and looked at Li Donglai, "What about you, if you also refuse, I can only find an old Liu family sect to give in." ”

Li Donglai took a deep breath, "Then I, people can't live in vain, before in the Jin Dynasty, they all looked at Yang ...... Others are the protagonists, being an emperor is not something ordinary people can do, and Lao Tzu also has to live an emperor addiction. ”

"Okay, it's easy to fight the world, it's hard to sit in the world, being an emperor is not just about lying down and enjoying, talk about how you want to govern the world. ”

Li Donglai's mind turned a few times, "Respect the laws of history, you can go how you want, I don't have so much professional knowledge, and I don't want to toss any tricks to build a global empire, just be a feudal monarch honestly." ”

"Yes, you have this awareness, very good, it means that you have not been affected by the crossing,"

Su Yu nodded, "This is what an ordinary traverser should do, after so many years of scuffle, the power of the family since the Han Dynasty has been significantly weakened, you can try to open the imperial examination, take scholars with literature, suppress the family, this dynasty can last for at least 150 years." ”

In order to ensure the normal transfer of power, so as not to be suspected and cause turmoil, Li Donglai will have plastic surgery to look like Liu Yuan, and Li Dai will become the emperor.

The plastic surgery is carried out by Liu Yuan himself, he has an inexplicable relationship with the mastermind, his IQ is excellent, he knows everything, and his medical skills are naturally not a problem, and the plastic surgery results are not to be completely transformed into Liu Yuan's appearance, just need to trim the eyebrows and eyes.

The Son of Heaven is majestic, usually no one dares to look directly at the Son of Heaven's face, as long as it looks like a seven or eight points, no one can recognize it.

After completing the handover, on a sunny morning, the traversers said goodbye one by one, a white light flashed, and the traversal disappeared in situ, as if it had never appeared, and the historical wheel of the late Eastern Han Dynasty turned a big bend and drove in an unknown direction.

Baseline time and space, Funiu Mountain crosses the base, everyone goes home to rest after they come back, Li Donglai has to wait in this time and space for 50 years, but for the benchmark time and space as the first, it is just the history of the past, you only need to set the time and space positioning, and you can directly return to the past again.

The task of answering Guan Lu and Li Donglai was handed over to Guo Xiong to carry out alone.

Guo Xiong hid the traverse cabin, looked around, and found that the sound of chickens and dogs around was heard, and the smoke curled up, although the villages on the plain were still sparse, but the population activities could be seen everywhere, which was much better than the thousands of miles of uninhabited people in the late Eastern Han Dynasty.

"Li Donglai, this kid, seems to have a good ability to govern the country. ”

Although the two are in a competitive relationship, Guo Xiong still rarely praises his opponent, and then prepares to go straight to Guan Lu's house.

As soon as he walked a few steps, he saw a team of horse-drawn carriages coming on the official road, Guo Xiong recognized it as the convoy of the government escorting taxes, silver, grain and grass, and to his surprise, the flag flying high on the convoy was embroidered with the word "Zhou".

Guo Xiong, who had stayed in the Three Kingdoms for a period of time, naturally knew that on such occasions he would only hang the banner of his own dynasty, could it be that Li Dong would come to change the name of the country? A bad thought arose in Guo Xiong's heart.

Guo Xiong saw the convoy leave, and then found someone in a nearby village to ask, sure enough, this dynasty is not Han but Zhou, ask when the dynasty was changed, the village is saying that it was twenty or thirty years ago, and then ask the specific process, it is not clear, after all, not everyone is like Zhuge Liang who can still know the world in the countryside, Guo Xiong made up his mind and went straight to Guan Lu's house, he must be clear.

More than fifty years have passed, the housekeeper has miraculously not been destroyed, nor has it moved, Guo Xiong landed directly in the courtyard, a drooping old man sat on an easy chair, hehe looked at him, "The old man pinched his fingers, and knew that there would be a distinguished guest today." ”

As he spoke, he separated the servants, leaving only the two of them alone

The history of Guan Qi, the Legend of the Three Kingdoms Guan Zhen said that he "has a rough and ugly appearance, has no prestige and is addicted to alcohol, eats and speaks, and does not choose the class", which means that his appearance is rough and ugly, he has no majestic appearance and is fond of drinking, he loves to tell jokes when eating, jokes and does not choose objects, and he only lived to be less than 50 years old and ascended to heaven, in fact, he died of homesickness and depression, but in this tampered time and space, Liu Yuan brought him hope to be able to go home, so that he supported it.

Guo Xiong got straight to the point, asked what had happened in the past fifty years, and asked Guo Xiong to calm down, make a cup of tea, and begin to tell an unbelievable story.

After Li Donglai replaced Liu Yuan as the son of the Han Dynasty, he did implement Su Yu's suggestion at the beginning, recuperate, lightly pay for the meager endowment, and reduce the burden of the people, so the world was stable, the population multiplied, and gradually showed the curtain of prosperity.

The sea was peaceful, Li Donglai followed the decree, the imperial examination was selected, the Hanmen Shu clan also got the opportunity to be promoted, the nascent imperial court for a time absorbed a group of grassroots scholars, the division of labor and cooperation between the monarch and the minister, hard work, the government and the opposition showed a thriving.

Li Donglai did not act too out of line in his personal aspect, that is, he included the two surviving people of Xiao Qiao into the palace, and selected dozens of concubines at the same time.

But the spark was still ignited, and it was provoked by an old acquaintance.

When Liu Yuan was still the Marquis of Suzaku, a big war broke out between Sun Quan's Eastern Wu, Sun Quan's group was almost wiped out, only Zhou Yu was lucky enough to jump into the river to escape, he gathered a rout, escaped into the south, after several years of conquest, unified the southern Shanyue, Lingnan's Baiyue, together with the earlier rout, formed a brave barbarian, and then picked a child to falsely claim Sun Quan's son Sun He, re-raised the banner of Eastern Wu, in just a few months, it swept the old land of Eastern Wu, captured Jianye.

Zhou Yu's ability to sweep the south of the Yangtze River has a lot to do with Li Donglai's imperial examination.

Su Yu was right, the family of the two Han Dynasty and the three hundred years ago was hit hard in the melee of decades in the last years of the Eastern Han Dynasty.

But she forgot one thing, that is, the family located in the southeast was almost not damaged, and the Sun family was able to divide the southeast before, and it was only with their support that they could succeed.

Li Donglai's selection of scholars in the imperial examination was tantamount to cutting off the political interests of the family, and naturally they responded en masse, and they defected to Zhou Yu, who played the slogan of restoring filial piety and honesty.

After learning the news, Li Donglai was not in a hurry and decided to copy Liu Yuan's air strike decapitation mode, but this time it didn't work.

As a survivor of the Battle of Suzaku, although the thoughtful Governor of Zhou did not understand the principle of the Heavenly Thunder Strike, he figured out that the leading generals could not expose their defensive methods too much, and required all the generals of the whole army not to wear fancy generals, and they must let themselves be mixed with ordinary soldiers and soldiers and not be recognized, so that they could not find the target, and it was useless for Li Donglai to have several sets of mechas.

After unifying the southeast, Zhou Yu began to swear to the Northern Expedition, invincible all the way, invincible, which is also the sequelae left by Liu Yuankai.

Originally, time and space, the world chaos that began with the second emperor of Huan Ling, countless Wenchen generals appeared on the stage and withdrew from the historical stage, and when it came to cross the group, those who should appear appeared, except for the faded ones, the remaining Wenchen generals were concentrated in the hands of Sun Cao and Liu.

As a result, Liu Yuan adopted the means of opening and hanging, and the decapitation tactics swept away the heads of the three parties, and even eliminated the capable people under them, and the final result was-

After Li Donglai inherited the throne, there were not many generals in the world who could fight, and the generals sent out by Luoyang were all stinky fish and rotten shrimp in front of Zhou Yu, who was experienced in battle.

Zhou Yu's army advanced all the way, although Li Donglai personally went out to fight and relied on the mecha to achieve a few good results, but the grand strategy has already lost, what is the use of a few tactical victories?

In the end, 17 years after the departure of the crossing group, Zhou Yu, the general of the expedition to the north, successfully broke through Luoyang, the imperial city was on fire, the emperor was martyred, and the Han dynasty was officially destroyed.

For decades, the rebel careerists who sprung up in various places attacked each other through various vertical and horizontal battles, were merged by the three families of Sun Cao and Liu, and were wiped out by Liu Yuan, and the people were tired of endless killing and warfare.

Therefore, after capturing Luoyang, Zhou Yu spread all over the country, and there was almost no resistance, from Kanto to Yongliang, and then to Hanzhong Bashu, all of them expressed their submission, and the world was unified again.

Zhou Yu sent a huge fleet to meet Sun He stationed in Jianye to the north, encountered wind and waves when crossing the Yangtze River, the fleet was silent, Sun He was killed, because Sun He had no heirs, Luoyang's civil and military generals took the opportunity to support Zhou Yu as emperor, Zhou Yu refused three times and finally reluctantly agreed, officially ascended the throne in Luoyang, directly with his own surname as the country name, the establishment of the Zhou Dynasty, the first dynasty in Chinese history with the surname as the country name was robbed by Zhou Yu.

One day I'll be old

The hands shook and the feet trembled

Wait for them to go

Not a word

There is no applause

Whatever the world looks like

Don't count the years and go back and forth

Only its notes

Scattered on the strings of the piano

One day I'll be old

The hair is also white, and its eyes are also flowery

There are many things, and if you forget them, you will forget them

There is no one

Forget the year and forget the surname

Forget the less, the lighter

Forget where you came from and where you been

I'm old

I hope to send you a song

Don't ask the end of the song, people gather and disperse....

After telling the story of the change of dynasty, Guan Lu read a poem, which is said to have been left by the emperor of the Han Dynasty before his martyrdom, full of helplessness and resignation.

"Li Donglai is also a talent, he can lose when he opens and hangs, and he feels a little worse than Wang Mang. ”

Guo Xiong complained silently, and then asked, "That means Li Donglai is dead?"

"No,"

He shook his head and motioned for Guo Xiong to push him into the back room, opened a secret door behind the study, and went down the stairs, Guo Xiong was shocked by the contents of the cellar.

At the heart of the machine, Guo Xiong saw a transparent petri dish with an organ floating in it—the brain!