In the second half of the night, the cool breeze was gentle.

The weather was not clear, with large clouds obscuring the moon, leaving only sparse starlight in the night sky. Occasionally, there will be an idle star, sliding down towards the distant horizon, as if it is in a hurry to get off work.

Occasionally, there were a few night owl cries in the woods, and the dying cries of some small animals, as if questioning the injustice of fate. But fate is like a mosquito, there is no emotion, and such questions have always been ignored.

Gu Lang was woken up by a stomachache.

was fed a bunch of strange things into Wang Ping's stomach, and he was able to hold on until now before making a fuss, and he was already a talented iron stomach.

Gu Lang only felt as if someone had stuffed a balloon in his stomach, and if he didn't want to solve his personal hygiene, his stomach would have to be blown up.

"Paper... Where is the paper? Where is the paper ......?"

Gu Lang opened his eyes, and there was darkness in front of him. The shadows of the forest in the distance and the starlight in the night sky tell you that it's night.

The urging feeling from his stomach made Gu Lang busy rummaging in the car, and he didn't have time to think about anything else. What wounds, what pains, at this moment take over the body, is no longer the brain.

Is there any paper in the car?

The answer is...... Not at all.

The roll of toilet paper that Gu Lang had originally prepared for himself in the backpack had been cleaned by Wang Ping in the past two days.

After all, the soul in his bones used to be a clean guy. Wang Ping can endure being licked by Xiaohua and stained with some blood, but he definitely can't stand not wiping his butt after going to the toilet.

This is not a question of whether it is clean or not, but the basic principle of being a human being. How can anyone go to the toilet without wiping their buttocks?

However, considering Wang Ping's current level of one-handed operation, a roll of paper is really not enough.

After groping for a while, he couldn't find any trace of the paper, and Gu Lang groped for a fluffy object in the dark. I didn't think about it, I hurriedly grabbed it and left.

Opening the car door, Gu Lang stepped on the ground and just took a step, his feet were so soft that he almost fell to the ground.

Maintaining a curled posture and staying in the back seat for a day and a night, he was stuffed into the driver's seat by Wang Ping, and the blood in his legs was extremely unobstructed, and he had already been numb. When I woke up and stepped on the hard ground, it was as soft as noodles.

At this time, Wang Ping, who was lifted upside down by Gu Lang's tail, looked confused.

I was sleeping leaning on the co-pilot, and I felt that the chrysanthemum was tight, and the whole person, no, the whole badger suddenly had a sense of weightlessness. When I opened my eyes, I saw Gu Laosan, the second goods, grabbing his tail and getting out of the car tremblingly.

Paralyzed, Gu Laosan is in a daze, right? Where are you taking yourself?

No, it's cured?

Before Wang Ping could be happy, he saw Gu Lang slowly move a few steps with a hideous face, then gritted his teeth, and unbuttoned his pants with a trembling hand. A certain badger accidentally made an affectionate eye contact with someone's little brother.

Wang Ping: "......"

Paralysis! Let Lao Tzu down! Immediately! Immediately! Wang Ping began to struggle, but unfortunately his tail was pulled by someone, and there was nowhere to focus.

Gu Lang originally wanted to go farther. At the very least, find a sheltered or leeward place.

But getting out of the car seems to be the limit. The growing sense of pressure in his stomach made him almost concentrate all the strength of his body on a certain point, and he almost couldn't catch Wang Ping in his hand.

After looking around, he couldn't see anything clearly. Gu Lang didn't hesitate anymore, and immediately took off his pants and squatted.

Gu Lang ...... Uncle Lao Tzu Caoni, ah......h

Probably because his attention was too concentrated before, Gu Lang felt that something was wrong in his hands at this time. His "hand paper" seems to be in some kind of crazy struggle.

Raising his arm, Gu Lang and the angry-eyed King Kong-like Wang Ping looked at each other.

……

Come to think of it!

At this moment, Gu Lang remembered everything, including where he was now, what he had done before, and who he had met.

"Hehe..."

After a dry laugh, someone's mouth moved, and he hesitated for a few seconds before he said in a voice not much bigger than a mosquito: "Brother, I didn't mean to..."

If you had done it on purpose, it would have been cold by now, you know!

Wang Ping snorted coldly in his heart, and kicked Gu Lang's arm with his hind paws. Gu Lang hurriedly and gently put Wang Ping on the ground in front of him.

Wang Ping got up, and just as he wanted to express something, he heard a sudden "bang" of gunfire in the southwest direction. Well, both of them were sure, it was coming from afar.

"it!"

Gu Lang screamed strangely, and just wanted to get up, but his stomach fluttered, and he hurriedly squatted down.

"What's the sound? Is it a gun?"

Gu Lang lowered his voice, and he didn't know if he was asking Wang Ping or talking to himself.

Wang Ping ignored him and turned to look in the southwest direction, his eyes gloomy. This kind of voice is all too familiar to him.

There was a low roar behind him. Xiaohua ran over from the woods on the north side, stood beside Wang Ping, and looked vigilantly in the direction where the gunshots came.

Gu Lang watched the leopard passing by in front of him who didn't pay any attention to him, and instantly lost his voice. He still couldn't get used to facing such a carnivorous beast at such a close distance. Even if you know that the other party will not attack you, the defense in your heart will not be reduced.

But he wasn't used to it, and he didn't know that the leopard was used to his presence.

wanted to quietly lift his pants, but Gu Lang was embarrassed to find that he seemed to be missing something when he was empty-handed.

"Poachers?"

Wang Ping's heart was full of suspicion.

If word spreads that the camp is empty, it won't be surprising that poachers are back.

And the gunfire is so obvious, naturally it is at a very close distance.

"Don't come to camp!"

"Bang!"

"Bang, bang!"

As soon as I thought of this, several more gunshots rang out.

Wang Ping could distinguish that the sounds that sounded later were obviously different from the initial sounds, and the other party was not alone.

"Roar!"

Xiaohua suddenly yelled into the distance. Wang Ping hurriedly stood up and hugged its neck to appease, for fear that this person would not be able to hold it back.

When facing a strong enemy, many animals like to show their fierce side by roaring, intimidating the opponent, so as to achieve the effect of surrendering without a fight.

However, this trick is used against poachers, and it is definitely a deadly act. Wang Ping felt that at this time, the enemy was strong and I was weak, so it was better to hide first.

Dragging Xiaohua to the direction of the woods to the north, Wang Ping did not forget to beckon to Gu Lang.

"Ahh That and that... Ping, no, boss!" Seeing that the bigwigs were about to hide, Gu Lang didn't dare to stay alone, and hurriedly shouted, "I don't have any paper... Can you help me..."

"When is it, still bothering to wipe your buttocks?" Wang Ping really couldn't cry or laugh, and at the same time had a weird feeling.

Gu Lang had been in a coma before, and for two whole days, Wang Ping had never heard anyone communicate with him through language. Between Xiaohua and Xiaohua, sometimes it's more like two deaf mutes who can't speak sign language playing You Draw I Guess.

At this time, when I heard Gu Lang's "accept" voice, I was unexpectedly a little kind.

Forget it, just care for children with intellectual disabilities!

Wang Ping turned around and jumped back into the car, took out a roll of bandages left in the first aid kit before, and then threw it at Gu Lang.

"Thank you, Boss!"

For Wang Ping to understand what he said, Gu Lang was already immune. Even the boss began to scream.

After wiping it a few times, Gu Lang hurriedly lifted his pants and stood up. this

"Ah~~~"

As soon as he took a step, Gu Lang's expression suddenly twisted again, and he couldn't help but scream softly. When the body is completely relaxed, there is no time to react, and the heat and soreness all over his body seem to come suddenly.

Arm pain, leg pain, back pain! This hurts, that hurts! Everything!

Gu Laosan glanced at Wang Ping with tears in his eyes, and then reached out and touched the top of his head and the back of his head.

An obviously swollen bag was located in the back of the head, and when I touched my fingers, it immediately hurt so much that I doubted my life.

"What's going on? Did we have another car accident?"