Chapter Thirty-Seven: A Shameless Pet Life
Whose mother are you, woman? As soon as you smell you, you know that you haven't given birth yet. However, for the sake of jerky, forget it...... Who let Lao Tzu grow a pet body? Helpless! Dignity! Dried meat!
Well, the jerky tastes good, after all, it was given to me by Xiaoyu.
Liu Xiaohui's family has a good economic situation, and this house is not small, with as many as four bedrooms. The nanny lives in one room, Liu's mother and Liu Xiaohui live in one each, and the one left is reserved for the future baby, although Liu Xiaohui and his wife don't know when they will have children.
However, according to Haji's observation, Liu Xiaohui should be not young, about thirty-five or sixteen, and his wife Xiaowen seems to be twenty-six or seventeen years old. Although this age is not too young, because of the concern of the age gap, this woman often poses as a little woman in front of Liu Xiaohui, and she is coquettish and cute a lot.
But according to Haji's eyes now, almost all of this woman's cute and cute actions are pretending, which is simply a means to use Liu Xiaohui alone. It's just that Liu Xiaohui still eats this set, two people, you and me, it's disgusting. Especially when the two of them often did not shy away from making some actions in front of Haji, a dog who was a human in his previous life, he saw that Haji only had his eyes left but there was nothing he could do. Fortunately, Haji has a dog villa of his own, and when he is bored, he can hide in it by himself, which is a lot more reassuring.
In addition to the more exquisite solid wood villa nest belonging to Haji, Liu Xiaohui also bought a complete set of pet supplies for Haji in advance, not only dog food that smells good, but also blankets to spread in the kennel, dog food bowls, dog chewing gum and buying dishes, and even a bottle of dog shampoo that even Haji didn't expect.
Haji was sure that this bottle of shampoo for dogs must have been Xiaowen's idea, and one of those pink bottles Haji knew was her eye. It's a pity that Haji's hair is short, and even with that bottle of shampoo, he can't wash off the elegant feeling, Xiaowen's mind is in vain.
Undoubtedly, the economic conditions of Liu Xiaohui's family are quite good, and they definitely belong to the kind of family that is not bad for money. Haji's future life here should be quite rich, but it's a pity that Haji doesn't want to have this kind of rich life for a long time, he has his own plans and life.
Originally, Haji thought that he would not be able to integrate into this family in a short period of time, and he would need a little time to adapt and transition, but he knew that from the second day after arriving at Liu Xiaohui's house, he became the core member of this family.
Early the next morning, Liu Xiaohui went to work normally, leaving the home to the three women. While the three women were having breakfast, they discussed taking Haji for a walk in the morning. Of course, this discussion is purely non-negotiable, it is simply that Xiaowen asked Sister Li to stop doing housework today, and accompany Liu's mother and her to take Haji out for a walk. Nominally, it was to let Haji know the environment around the community, but why did Haji feel so embarrassed when he listened to her tone?
When Haji was brought to the community with a leash for the first time, Haji confirmed his idea, and it was indeed in Dese!
"Grandma Liu, come out and bend! Yo, it's the first time I saw your daughter-in-law come out with you. Why do you still have a dog? When did you buy it?" said an old lady in the community garden. As for Sister Li, the nanny who traveled with them, she was automatically ignored by her.
"Hey, isn't this afraid that my mother-in-law will lose it again? I asked Xiaohui to buy a dog for my mother-in-law, just because I am afraid that my mother-in-law will not recognize her family and lose it again. Aunt Wang doesn't think this is an ordinary dog, this is called a Labrador, and it is the smartest dog. It was my husband who found a relationship and got it from the working dog base, but he was smart and could understand people. Liu's mother was a little stupid and a little slow to react, and before she could speak, Xiaowen had already answered the other party's question for her.
As soon as the words came out of her mouth, it had become how she cared about her mother-in-law, so she asked her husband to buy Haji, as if the credit was all for her alone, and nothing else had to do. And in the end, the conversation turned to how smart Haji was, and Haji guessed what was going to happen next.
Sure enough, the next thing was nothing more than Xiaowen talking and communicating with several neighbors in the community about how smart Haji was, how much money it spent, and how many connections it took to get it. In a few words, the curiosity of the neighbors was aroused, and they all wanted to see how clever Haji was and how clever he was.
Desser begins!
Obviously, Xiaowen has been prepared for a long time, so that she can carry the snacks that Haji often eats! In fact, if Xiaoyu is here, even if she doesn't give Haji snacks, Haji will listen to her. But for the rest, there are still stuttering ones that are more affordable.
Watching Haji stand, crawl, roll, and squat under Xiaowen's command, the neighbors in the community were attracted by Haji. People have also seen smart dogs, and there are a few in the dog community such as Golden Retriever and Border Collie. But a dog like Hadji, who can perform a series of performances, has never seen it with his own eyes except on television. Now that such a dog can be seen in the community, everyone feels very fresh, and soon a large group of people surround them.
"Haji, come, shake hands! Come, shake hands with Zhou Niang! Come on......" Xiaowen is obviously crazy, she seems to have forgotten that Haji is used to accompany her mother-in-law, and uses Haji as a tool to make her show her face. Her image is just a gong in her hand, otherwise she would be about to catch up with the monkey showman.
There are many people who have dogs in the community, but there are only those who are as smart as Haji and can do so much. Except for Haji, all the dogs in the other family were properly hung on leashes, and none of them were left indiscriminately, for fear of disturbing Haji's performance. It's also ha, people's dogs are smart and can understand people's words, so they can do whatever they want. At this time, a two-hearted husky rushed over, isn't that a troublemaker? My own stupid dog should go back to his own house stupidly, it would be a shame to let it out at this time.
So, there was a peculiar situation in the community garden, everyone formed a loose circle, and those with dogs were also holding the leash to hide aside, no matter how excited their dogs wanted to rush forward, but people just refused to let go of their dogs. Only Haji was performing the show leisurely, and he had already been unleashed unconsciously by the leash. How can such a smart dog use a leash?
Haji is really amazing, and many programs that people can't look like, Haji has learned without a teacher. For example, people mix up several phones and ask Haji to find out which phone belongs to whom. This game would certainly not be incomprehensible to the other dogs, but Haji did it easily.
- There's no way to do it, this guy has the smell and hearing of a canine, and the soul of a software engineer living in his body, so of course it's not a problem to do these things.
Of course, through this performance, Haji really stuffed a stomach full of snacks, and he was a little overwhelmed. And Xiaowen also showed the limelight through Haji's performance and showed her face. Almost all the people in the community praised her, saying that she was a filial daughter-in-law, and she thought so well for her mother-in-law, how to ...... made Xiaowen's little face red all the time, and she looked very beautiful.
Haji can see that Xiaowen's previous reputation should not be good, and her relationship with her mother-in-law is definitely a slot. But through today's performance, Xiaowen not only showed her face in the community, but also successfully made people change their views of her. How rare it is for a daughter-in-law to find a way to take care of her mother-in-law in this era! As for whether the dog that was so smart that it was really her to get Liu Xiaohui, no one cares anymore.
By the time Haji had eaten about the same, Xiaowen couldn't command him. Haji put on a tired look and went directly to Liu's mother's feet, as if he was a good child.
"Ah, Haji is tired, Haji is tired, this has been performing for more than half an hour! If she forcibly let Haji perform again, she should be ashamed. This had already happened once last night when she was at home, and she knew that Haji would never give her face when she didn't want to.
The neighbors understood very well, who doesn't love such a smart dog! Their own dog is like a pig that can eat and sleep compared to Haji! So they all gathered around Liu's mother and asked about Haji's worth, how could they buy such a smart dog, how could they train their own dogs like this, and so on.
Haji saw that Xiaowen had brought him out to show his face. It is estimated that her reputation in the community is not very good, and she wants to use this way to reverse her image for herself. Think about it, the family still hires a nanny, and she doesn't go to work yet, and as a result, she loses her mother-in-law several times, and every time she has to help from the labor police station, no one will put her and virtuous together.
And taking the opportunity of Haji's appearance this time, Xiaowen took the opportunity to improve her image. While Haji was resting on the side, he heard Xiaowen explain to her neighbor: "...... I can't help it, she didn't recognize anyone when she got sick, and she even beat me...... It should be more convenient to have such a smart dog with her......"
Anyway, taking the opportunity to come out this time, Xiaowen improved her image in the community and family. And Haji has also become a well-known star in the entire community, and by the way, he has also been recognized by everyone, and he can go out without a dog leash. It can't be helped, who made Haji so smart, so likable? It's just that people don't know that this is exactly what Haji wanted. By the time the people got used to it, and got used to it, Haji had already laid the groundwork for his own escape.
From this day on, Haji lived at Liu Xiaohui's house and began his life as a pet without shame.