Chapter 1: What is a System?
Ye Xiaokun was very serious.
He had a very difficult problem to deal with at this point.
That is,
"What is a system?"
"Name: Ye Xiaokun!
Gender: Male!
Hobbies: Non-humans!
The current confession target is being selected, ding, please raid the class flower Lou Xiaoer.
Task rewards are rewarded according to the degree of love vigor. ”
"Hey, you didn't even take any progress bars and chosen!"
Ye Xiaokun found a blind spot.
"Huh, why don't you ding, ding, ding?"
Ye Xiaokun patted the display screen of the computer in the Internet café vigorously, this ancestral method of repairing household appliances has been passed down from his grandfather's generation.
"Well, I look like I'm in trouble. ”
Ye Xiaokun looked at the picture on the computer screen that turned black, and the voice of the cheap female master came from the headset,
"Monk, don't be in a daze, climb up quickly. ”
Ye Xiaokun suddenly fell into deep thought, who am I and what am I doing?
Oh, he's a novice to the sword, and he just picked it up by a master and then went to Nanping Mountain to cross the ropeway together, and then, and then there was a wood.
The cheap master looked at him stiffly, and figured out nearly a hundred strategies for how to fall down with great grace.
"So, what do I want to do?"
"Little monk, hurry up and climb up! don't fall down again, I beg you." ”
A beautiful female voice from the headset was revealing that the cheap master was on the verge of collapse.
"Oh, by the way, there are city leaders who came to inspect the school today, I remember, I remember that I seem to have to go to the radio room to deliver a lecture to the eldest sister. ”
Ye Xiaokun's soul gradually returned, and the tinkling in his brain for the past few days annoyed him to death.
Although he had always had this strange sound before, it was acceptable before, and it didn't affect it too much, so he always thought it was very normal, just like he thought that everyone could see the black spot in the upper right corner of the eye when they were dazzling, which was called a floater.
In the past few days, the sound has been so frequent that he can't even sleep well, especially every time he shushes, his mind is full of ding, so that he can't be booed.
And now it seems that the mind is clear, and the consciousness is unprecedentedly clear, as if I stayed up all night and ran to class the next day, and on the way there, the consciousness was refreshing.
"Tsk, this is more comfortable than staying up all night and staying up in the middle of the night!"
Ye Xiaokun breathed a long sigh of relief, and then said hurriedly to Mai, regardless of whether the computer screen was dark or not:
"Big sister, I'm going back to school, come back at night and continue climbing!"
Uh, his voice, how to say it, is obviously a senior in high school, just past the voice change period, but the result is still a proper Zhengtai sound, every time even the microphone can sprout a group of men, women and children.
This made him very depressed, others treated him as a child, and he once mustered up the courage to start his first online dating, and then gained a bunch of mothers.
This traumatized his young mind.
"By the way, what is the system?"
Ye Xiaokun quit the game quickly while skillfully erasing his browser browsing traces, and then, arrogantly, he took his ID card and threw it to the female network management counter buried in front of the counter computer.
He didn't say a word arrogantly, but looked down at the other party extremely condescendingly.
Wiped under his nose without leaving a trace, no bleeding, wide.
"Yo, is Kunkun cutie going to get off the plane? If you don't call me sister, you can consider giving you a dollar membership." ”
The network management lady drew the beautiful eyes under the slender willow eyebrows, looked up and saw that it was an "old acquaintance", and immediately became energetic, wiped the corners of her mouth with her slender fingers without leaving a trace, and her eyes blinked at Ye Xiaokun.
Ye Xiaokun's face suddenly turned red, and he quickly raised his head, puffing out his mouth and refusing to say a word.
"Hmph, you poor-chested and wicked guy, you want to trick me into rushing 100 and getting 100 for 100 again, and I'm rushing 50 for 30 for the second time, these are enough for my Internet fees for the next semester, and I can't be deceived by you anymore. ”
Ye Xiaokun was extremely angry in her heart, this big girl just fell in love with the small money in his meal card next week.
The network management lady laughed softly, skillfully took Ye Xiaokun's ID card and swiped it, and then wanted to say something, but Ye Xiaokun immediately jumped on the counter and stretched out his arm to get the ID card back, and then ran away in embarrassment.
"I'll take a look! It seems that the time when I got off the plane just now is almost a little past, and the lunch break ends at half past one in the afternoon, and there is still time for the radio to be broadcast. ”
After thinking about it for a while, Ye Xiaokun ran to the road, and slowed down from trotting to walking fast.
"No way!"
Ye Xiaokun's face suddenly changed, and his pace changed to slow walking, covering the corner of his stomach on the left side as he walked.
"Oops, the instant noodles just now are poisonous!"
Some cold sweat broke out on Ye Xiaokun's forehead, what kind of thing is this, is it possible that he has cultivated so much that he has gone crazy again?
"Well, there's still half an hour, and you should be able to climb back by climbing slowly...... bar. ”
Ye Xiaokun felt a little unlucky.
......
In a girly room full of pink, a big Lori in white stockings stepped on the gaming chair and slammed the keyboard.
"This little monk is too stupid, and he doesn't respect his teacher at all, but I'm your master. ”
The girl's beautiful face of the big loli next door bulged out with two small bags, which were the mouths she pouted when she was angry.
"Hmph, I don't believe it, the apprentice I finally received, I must teach him the charm of the game, and don't ignore your lovely master. ”
As she spoke, she looked at the mosaic-level photos of her apprentice's avatar from the shoddy computer camera.
This apprentice is really stupid, let the registered account choose an avatar, and he really took a picture of himself in it.
The girl is a little helpless to hold her forehead, this apprentice looks handsome, but his voice is very soft and cute, like a child, the most important thing is that it is very easy to deceive the bed, uh, phew, it is very stupid and cute.
He doesn't seem to have played a game before, and he doesn't even seem to be good at surfing the Internet, just pure as a little white rabbit.
Of course, the most important thing is that it is really very easy to deceive.
"Hey, hey, Ye Xiaokun, eighteen years old, Zhengtaiyin Royal Sister, phew, the appearance of a male god, hey, hey, hey, ......hey, he
A drop of crystal saliva was reflected without noticing.
......
Ye Xiaokun covered his stomach and limped against the wall like a girl coming to the school gate, and then ran into Uncle Liu, the security guard who was scaring people with an electric baton.
At this time, Uncle Liu was carrying an electric baton, looking at the female students who came back from outside the school after the lunch break or went to the small shop opposite the school gate to buy delicious food.
That look, Ye Xiaokun is very familiar, and it is very similar to the eyes of the female network administrator of the Internet café and other ladies who pass by him when they have nothing to do.
So, the security guard Uncle Liu actually secretly sells membership cards?
Ye Xiaokun is very sure of his guess, but he doesn't know if he is selling a membership card for the express delivery, and he doesn't know how much he will send for ten yuan.
Before his thoughts drifted far, Ye Xiaokun suddenly found that Uncle Liu's eyes looking at him were actually more and more like looking at other female students, which scared him so much that he didn't even support the wall, and a spirit ran away with his thighs between his legs.
Uncle Liu looked at the back of this young man and couldn't help but sigh:
"I didn't expect that in reality, there really is Zhu Yingtai who disguised himself as a woman to go to school, I seemed to have seen her father last time, a very old-fashioned feudal person, and I don't know why there are still people with this kind of thinking in this era. ”
His sigh followed the wind to the corners of the skirts of the schoolgirls who walked by.
Well, I still wear such long pants under the skirt, bad review.
......
Ye Xiaokun panted and climbed up to the third floor to his classroom, at this time, the students in his own classroom were all here, just waiting for the teacher to come.
After all, the teacher explained many times yesterday, and today's "drill" must be played well, and we must all cheer up, and we must actively raise our hands when asking questions, even if we can't, we must make up the number, at least let the people outside see the small hands underneath.
However, Ye Xiaokun seems to be pulling his crotch today.
He Mu gave her the script of the speech he was going to give to the eldest sister.
"I'll have to go to the radio room first, and I'll send the transcript over. ”
Ye Xiaokun tried his best to pretend that nothing had happened, and strode towards his seat with the pain in the corner of his stomach.
He didn't care, and Banhua sat up straight at the table, then looked at him curiously, and then felt through the drawer.
"Eh, my papyrus, phew, where's my manuscript?"
Ye Xiaokun's face changed, and his serious appearance instantly broke his work, and he could no longer maintain that calm and stable image in front of the beautiful class flower and the table.
"Are you looking for this?"
Banhua Lou Xiao'er watched with big eyes as Ye Xiaokun turned out all kinds of books and scrolls in the drawer and strange manuscript paper, and then sweated profusely looking for something there.
She tilted her head, pursed her crystal lips, and then smiled slyly, and moved the manuscript paper spread out on her desktop to Ye Xiaokun with her hand.
Ye Xiaokun paused for a moment, and then reacted instantly, thinking a little angrily in his heart:
"Sure enough, you just want to plot against me when you come to my side, and you fall in love with my paintings and villain books, which are absolutely unforgivable. ”
Ye Xiaokun's face was just about to show the angry appearance of a straight face, when suddenly a voice sounded in his head, which made him completely stunned.
"Ding, find the target of the raider, please make a romantic confession to her loudly. ”
"What's this?
Ye Xiao's face suddenly turned red, and his head suddenly spewed smoke like steam...... What a fart!
"Wow, confess!"
Ye Xiaokun suddenly became excited, how could he not do such a challenging thing?
"By the way, what is a confession? Or do you want her to call me dad like that?"
Ye Xiaokun subconsciously asked in his heart, he confessed once on the Internet, and at that time he also specialized in learning how to confess online.
And then finally found the best answer.
"Let her call you Daddy!"
Well, it's this outrageous thing that has made him a bunch of moms.
Ye Xiaokun frowned.
"Giving the most romantic declaration of love in the presence of many people is a confession. ”
I didn't expect that the form that popped up on the computer screen would actually type and answer the question by itself.
"Huh, on the computer screen?"
Ye Xiaokun had just discovered a blind spot, but was diverted by a ding.
"Please complete the Confession Quest as soon as possible, and you will receive a mystery reward for completing the initial quest. ”
"Reward? or mystery!"
Ye Xiaokun's eyes lit up, and the cheap master seemed to have said that he couldn't give up the special rewards of any task in the game.
"Is the Mystery Reward a special reward?".
The form that was pulled down from the computer screen and then stayed in sight was silent for a moment, and finally slowly typed a word:
"Yes......"