Chen Yi's plan is very detailed.

In addition, the absurd unit and the beaten unit both rely on brain holes to win, and it is not difficult to shoot in reality.

As long as you talk to the artist who knows in advance, act realistically, and then focus on filming the reaction of the artist who doesn't know about it, and then talk about your feelings when recording in the studio.

So, who should you attack first?

Chen Yi quickly had an answer.

Of course, you have to start with the host first.

The audience is most familiar with the host, and it is the soul in front of the show.

So, let them face the wind.

Well, these legitimate reasons have nothing to do with Xu Lang's usual skinny and Chen Yi's displeasure.

chose Xu Lang and Brother Chen Kang, the two key figures, then the next step is to make preparations.

Recording the first episode of the program, Chen also followed up from the beginning, and all the little quails followed and gave them samples first.

After they understood the point, they just drew the scoop according to the gourd, and Chen Yi could slowly let go.

Chen Yixian contacted Brother Chen Kang's agent, explained the reason for the incident, and asked him not to tell Brother Chen Kang, and the other party agreed with a smile.

Then, Chen Yi asked Chen Kang's taboos and living habits, and looked for a place to make a fuss.

After some conversation, Chan also chose two key points: fear of rats and drowsiness.

Chen Yi and the little quails expressed their opinions, and began to design a trick for him around the two characteristics.

After finalizing all the details, Chen also found Xu Lang.

"Xu Lang, I planned two more units, one ridiculous unit and one beaten unit. ”

"Really? Although Xu Lang is a little lazy on weekdays, he is still very attentive to the show, and as the host, of course, he must know everything about the show.

Chan also gave him a few examples.

Xu Lang patted his thigh and applauded:

"How long is your brain, you can think of such a bad idea, this beating special is really hovering on the verge of death, it's so cheap, but it's really interesting, I like it, hahahaha. ”

"Interesting?"

Chen Yi suddenly smiled, "That's right, I'm going to let you play tricks on Brother Chen Kang in the first issue, you like this unit so much, you will definitely be able to make a good start to the new unit." ”

Xu Lang immediately stopped laughing, "Ahem, how can it be done, you don't know Brother Kang's temper, although he is very good, he is very impatient, very hot, you let me provoke him, don't go." ”

"As the host of the show, what's wrong with you sacrificing for the show?" Chen Yiquan said.

Besides, Brother Kang is my master, how can I do such a rebellious thing to my master, which is against my conscience and morality. ”

"You are superficial, there is a way that there is no father and son on the stage, and there are rules off the stage. We do variety shows so that the audience is happy, the audience is our food and clothing, and we are happy when they are happy. Besides, a senior like Brother Kang, who hasn't gone through any scenes, has a professional attitude, is enthusiastic about the show, and knows afterwards that it is a recording program, and he will definitely not forget it, what are you afraid of. ”

"He really won't take it to heart, because he's going to hit me right away. If the fist doesn't hit you, of course you'll be fine. ”

"Hey, I'll help you catch Brother Chen Kang when the time comes, and I can really let him beat you. Chen also swore a promise.

"Really?"

"Definitely!"

"I also know Brother Chen Kang's temper, you have the best relationship with him, this kind of thing is the most suitable for you to do, how dare other announcement artists do that to the host, I really can't find anyone else except you, you can do a favor." ”

"Okay, I'll take a look at the script first. ”

Xu Lang turned his steps and chanted the words, "Are you crazy?" Brother Kang was scared by mice when he was a child, and he would get goosebumps when cartoons of cartoon mice were broadcast on TV, if you let me do this, he will kill me."

, the back is even more excessive, Brother Kang is angry when he gets up, okay? Usually before recording the show, he was napping there, and the staff called him up, and he was unhappy, I was going to die. ”

Chen Yi laughed in his heart on the side, pretending not to hear.

......

"Brother Kang is good. ”

Just finished the morning's recording, Brother Kang returned to the host's lounge amid a greeting.

He picked up the water cup, drank a few sips of water, and saw that the staff around him were eating with a boxed lunch, and couldn't help frowning: "I'm starving, where is my food? After eating, I will rest for a while, and I will continue to record the program in the afternoon." ”

This is not Chen Kang playing a big name, but whether it is the crew or the program team, it must be the person who contributes the most to the show to eat first, which has always been the rule in this industry.

Generally speaking, as soon as Brother Kang finishes recording the show, the meal should have been placed on the table in advance, how can there be a reason for the staff to eat first.

The entertainment industry has a strict hierarchy, and it can be seen in the trivial matter of eating.

Small ribbon programs have limited funds, unlike some film and television drama crews, which even have accompanying chefs, who open their own small stoves for them according to the tastes of the directors and leading actors.

The ribbon program does not have this kind of extravagance, but there are also additional preferential treatment for the host and the main creator of the program group.

As for the host and the main creator of the show, they will ask them in advance what they want to eat, and the staff will buy it alone.

Of course, for long-term recording of the program, the host and the main creator of the program have long been difficult to choose, and under normal circumstances, there is no special food they want to eat, and at this time, the staff will buy them according to their tastes.

The staff smiled: "Brother Kang, today Xu Lang ordered a takeout for the two of you, and ordered the Hunan cuisine you like to eat." ”

"Oh, this kid still has a bit of eyesight. Brother Kang nodded with a smile.

At this time, Xu Lang walked in from outside with two bags and looked at Chen Kang with a smile, "Brother Kang, you're hungry, the meal is here." It's all your favorite food. ”

"I didn't eat in the morning, and I was hungry when I was recording the show just now. ”

Opening the bags one by one, Xu Lang put a box of vegetables on the table.

Chen Kang opened the boxes one by one, and suddenly, the lounge was filled with the fragrance of food.

He glanced at Xu Lang with chopsticks and said, "Why are you so kind today, and you specially buy me food, tsk, you don't usually spend money to eat with me, and I haven't seen what your wallet looks like." ”

"Hehe, that's not how much you earn, I earn so little, how can you make me spend money. ”

Xu Lang smiled at the staff around him and said, "Brother Kang's righteousness is well-known in the circle, do you say it?" ”

The staff members are blowing rainbow farts one after another.

Chen Kang cursed in his mouth, but a smile appeared on his face, and then opened the lunch box containing rice.

And then—

His face suddenly distorted, his legs were like two springs, and a man who was almost fifty years old suddenly burst out at the speed of his twenties, and threw out the lunch box containing rice in his hand with lightning speed.

After the whole person stood up, he staggered and retreated several steps backwards before being supported by the staff behind him.

In the lunch box with the rice, there was a black toy 🐀.

Chen Kang instinctively burst out a series of swear words.

When faced with something fearful, the biggest emotion at the moment is not anger, but fear.

I saw that a tall and strong man who is often known for his hot temper in the circle and on the show, but at the moment, his face is distorted, his expression is tangled like a chrysanthemum, and he pointed at Xu Lang and said angrily: "Take it away for me." ”

The onlookers wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, so they could only turn their heads and make the sound of Kukuku in their throats.

Xu Lang is a slut, he still didn't dare to say it when he was RE before, but now that he is really in front of him, he sees Chen Kang's flustered appearance, this kind of expression he has never seen before, and he can't help but feel excited.

He held the mouse toy, dangled it in his hand, and walked towards Chen Kang, and said with a smile:

"Brother Kang, what are you afraid of, this is a toy mouse, and it's not real, the Jerry mouse in the cartoon, how cute, go back and give it to your son, he must like it." ”

People's fear of things often stems from some hidden psychology, such as childhood encounters, not that things themselves are scary.

This is something that outsiders can't empathize with.

For example, some people are afraid of green grass, which others simply cannot understand.

Chen Kang looked at Xu Lang coming over, his eyes were about to erupt with fire, "Go away, quickly take this thing away for me!"

Xu Lang saw that Chen Kang was really angry, so he hurriedly accepted it when he saw it, and handed the toy mouse to the staff.

Without the mouse, Chen Kang's fear gradually disappeared, anger welled up in his heart, and he directly picked up a book beside him, rolled it up, and rushed towards Xu Lang.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Xu Lang hurriedly ran out of the door, and was finally blocked by Chen Kang in the corner and beaten violently.

"Brother Kang, I was wrong, am I joking with you. ”

"Just kidding, I think you're looking for death. ”

After the episode, Chen Kang finished eating, began to feel sleepy, and fell asleep on the table in a daze.

At this time, Xu Lang appeared again.

He made a silencing motion towards the staff.

picked up the gong prepared by the staff, leaned over to Chen Kang's ear, and then slammed the hammer down.

Chen Kang suddenly shook his head and sat up suddenly.

He was a little stunned at first, and then focused his eyes on Xu Lang, and the anger in his eyes seemed to be about to turn into substance.

"Xu Lang, I see that you really don't want to live today. Chen Kang rolled up his sleeves.

"Master, Master, calm down first, I have a reason to do this. Xu Lang said as he shrank back.

Chen Kang picked up a pack of tissues beside him and smashed it, and said angrily: "If you don't give me a suitable reason today, you'll be finished." Don't tell me it's April Fool's Day, April Fool's Day has long passed. ”

Xu Lang swallowed his saliva and scolded Chen Yi in his heart.

But he can perceive that the effect of the previous part of the show is very good, and some movements, demeanors and expressions cannot be described in words, only by actually watching it.

For the sake of the effect of the show, Xu Lang gritted his teeth and said the lines that Chen Yi had prepared for him, "Brother Kang, I'm doing this for your own good, you really love to sleep too much, and the staff are embarrassed to tell you, I, as your apprentice, will risk death this time."

You can fall asleep anytime and anywhere, what if you delay the recording of the show, there have been several times when you have recorded a location show, and you have almost slept through it, so I am forced to do this to help you correct this bad habit. ”

"You help me?" Chen Kang's eyes were full of murder.

"yes. ”

Xu Lang nodded seriously, and said righteously: "You also know that the ratings of our show are getting better and better now, and I don't know how many people are expecting you to make mistakes and want to take your place."

You must not be careless, think about it, if you lose this show and your income is so much less, how will you invite my lovely me to a big dinner in the future?

There is no money in your pocket, how can you afford to buy a bag for your teacher, how can you hug without a bag, and it will affect the relationship between husband and wife?

How do you give big red envelopes to your younger generations during the Chinese New Year? How do you honor your elderly parents? How can you hold the face of your dignified and manly husband at that time?

Master, you can have a snack!"

Chen Kanghuo couldn't hold it back any longer, his fists clenched and rushed up to hold Xu Lang is violent beating.

"I'll let you think of me!"

"Help me fix my bad habits!"

"Would you like to eat?

"I think you've been itching lately!"

Xu Lang hugged his head and ran away, Chen Kang chased after him, and the staff who came and went stopped to watch.

In fact, by now, Chen Kang has already understood a little bit in his heart that he should be recording the show, which is the effect of the show.

However, when he got here, he thought it was about to be over.

However......

The next day.

The announcer told Chen Kang and Xu Lang to go out at 6 o'clock in the evening.

Chen Kang came to the park as promised.

It was found that the announcer was already waiting with a camera, but Xu Lang had not yet arrived.

Chen Kang was not in a hurry, sitting on a park bench playing with his mobile phone and waiting.

In the blink of an eye, half an hour had passed.

Chen Kang was a little angry, and took out his mobile phone to call Xu Lang.

Xu Lang hurriedly confessed over there, saying that he was blocked on the road.

Chen Kang hung up the phone angrily, continued to play with his mobile phone on the bench, and watched that the sky was dark and drowsy came, so he leaned directly on the bench and fell asleep.

At this time, Xu Lang, who had been waiting in secret, walked out.

The water wheel that had been prepared in advance drove over and stopped not far from Chen Kang.

Xu Lang went over and grabbed the water pipe and aimed it at Chen Kang, who was asleep.

Then, a column of icy water shot out and fell on Chen Kang's face with a whoosh.

Chen Yi, who was watching from the sidelines, heard a song in his heart: the cold ice rain slapped indiscriminately on his face......

In this situation, this BGM is quite suitable.

Chen Kang's head was tilted by the water column, and he reached out to hold the bench, but his eyes couldn't be opened at all.

He took several steps back in a row, escaping the attack of the water column, and the man suddenly woke up.

Looking up, Xu Lang was smiling and pressing the hose at him, and shouted in his mouth:

"Brother Kang, look, why are you asleep again, how bad it is to delay the recording of the show, you can have a snack, I can only help you like this, let you get rid of this bad habit. ”

After speaking, he threw away the water pipe, turned his head to Chen Yi and said: "The effect of the show is here, hurry up and help me explain, and hold Brother Kang for me, or someone will die tonight." ”

"Don't worry. ”

Chen Yi nodded and walked towards Chen Kang.

"Brother Kang, tell me, tell me, is there still ethics in our entertainment industry? Is there still a seniority?

Chen Yi leaned in front of Chen Kang with an unbelievable expression on his face and said:

"This is a new unit of the show, originally I wasn't ready to let Xu Lang and you go, Xu Lang took the initiative to ask for help with his own dead face, saying that he wanted to take the lead as the host of the show, but I underestimated him.

Where is he for the show, I think he just wants to fix you, mice, water wheels, these things are carefully planned by himself. ”

Chen Yi pointed at Xu Lang and jumped to his feet: "This wolf-hearted thing, I thought he was just talking, but who knew that he really did it."

How good you are to the guy, I never expected him to be such a white-eyed wolf, and dare to do such a rebellious thing? Spray the master's head with a water jet, like words? Is there still a royal law?! Is there still a law?!"

As he spoke, he picked up the two soft sticks prepared in advance from the hands of the staff and handed them to Chen Kang, "Brother Kang, I don't know what your temper is, anyway, I really can't bear it, please teach him a hard lesson." ”