When a man is drunk, he naturally wants to do something out of the ordinary, looking for Miss *, scolding the leader, digging out his heart, laughing or crying like crazy, all kinds of confiding, all kinds of heroism, all kinds of ugliness, Zhang Yifei is no exception.

The morning sun stabbed Zhang Yifei's eyes, Zhang Yifei rubbed his head, sat up with a sigh, and when he opened his eyes, Shao Ningdi was staring at him with an angry and funny expression.

He gently slapped his head: "It hurts." ”

Zhang Yifei muttered in pain: "I remember that I wasn't drinking with Meteor last night, why did I fall asleep in your room?"

Shao Ningdi sighed helplessly, last time it was a recurrence of psychological syndrome after the war, and he completely lost his rationality, and this time it was two big men who got drunk, this thing ......

The slender hand gently helped Zhang Yifei rub his temples: "Does it still hurt?"

Zhang Yifei said with a bitter face: "It hurts! It hurts all over my body, and my face hurts too......"

Raising his eyes and seeing the mirror facing him in the room, Zhang Yifei's eyes widened and let out an angry roar.

"Ahh

Shao Ningdi looked at Zhang Yifei, angry, hateful and funny, I don't know whether to hit him hard, or feel sorry for his face full of scars.

"Do you know what you did last night?" asked Zhang Yifei with a stiff face.

Zhang Yifei was stunned for a moment, and then he was shocked, in front of Shao Ningdi, he opened his pants, stroked his ass with one hand, and said in a trembling voice: "Meteor shouldn't have exploded me, right? I remember that he is not good at this mouthful......"

Shao Ningdi rolled her eyes.

Zhang Yifei saw that she didn't answer, so he looked down at his second brother and said worriedly: "...... Could it be that I blew him up?...... I'm not good at it!"

It's no wonder that Zhang Yifei, a man makes a mistake when he is drunk, and the responsibility is generally attributed to the restless second brother.

Shao Ningdi saw that Zhang Yifei's guess became more and more outrageous, and finally couldn't help but knock him hard, his red little face held back a smile, and said angrily: "Are you embarrassed to ask! How much did you drink last night? Do you know how your scar came from?"

"How?"

"Do you remember when you and Meteor got into a fight after drinking too much?"

Zhang Yifei was shocked: "I fought with Meteor? It's impossible! We have a good relationship......

"Hell, I know what you men are thinking when you drink too much! Originally, you two drank well, but then Meteor talked about your past, one said, the other didn't let you say, so you two tore together like dogs, one moment you two hugged each other and cried bitterly, and the next moment you two fought with fists and feet, I originally wanted to pull you apart, but I couldn't get close at all, so I went back to my room by myself, leaving where the two of you would continue to fight, and I was curious about which of you two could beat whom. ”

Zhang Yifei's eyes widened in horror, but his mouth was tightly pursed, and his face had turned the color of pig liver.

"Fortunately, Xiwen gave this house to you, otherwise it would not be enough for the two of you to show your strengths, I haven't reached the room yet, you two started to show your skills in the hall, fortunately, the house is of good quality, otherwise it is really possible to be demolished by the two of you. ”

"I thought you two were going to meet in a narrow way, and the brave won, and I even prepared kitchen knives for the two of you......"

Zhang Yifei pursed his lips, his face turned green.

"Is Meteor okay?" Zhang Yifei asked cautiously.

I finally got a helper, and I had a fucking fight on the first day.

Shao Ningdi sighed: "It's similar to your situation, it is estimated that now I am hiding in the room alone and dare not come out." ”

Zhang Yifei walked to the room where Meteor lived, saw Meteor's nose and face were swollen, and after seeing Zhang Yifei, he had a painful expression on his face.

But there is basically no one who has not been drunk, but drunkenness also depends on the realm. In the distance, Li Baidou has a hundred poems about wine, Zhang Xu is drunk and crazy, look at people's drunken methods, that is called a talented, a little closer, Wu Song drank eighteen bowls and three bowls but did not work, and in the clouds and fog, he beat a national-level protected animal to the north, that is called a hero to cover the world, the famous drunken story in history, Zhou Yu pretended to be drunk and the heroes would play Jiang Gan, Zhao Kuangyin released the military power with a cup of wine, Cao Cao Liu Bei cooked wine and talked about heroes, etc......

Looking at Zhang Yifei and Meteor, the two brothers, who were drunk, directly fisted and kicked each other, and they were ruthless.

Otherwise, how to say that modern people are becoming less and less comparable to our ancestors, people get drunk in order to do great things, but now they are drunk, just fucking to find a noble reason for finding things, Lao Tzu is drunk, I don't know, in a word, it makes people speechless.

"Brother, you are really ruthless, fortunately, the two of you know each other, if you don't know each other, you won't be beaten to death. ”

Zhang Yifei rubbed his hands: "No, no, if you don't know, I won't fucking torture him." ”

"Can we stop flying? ”

"Okay, brother wronged you, brother didn't mean it, and besides, I'm not much better, look at my face, is there a good place?"

It's okay not to say this, but it's even more painful to say that this meteor is even more painful: "At least your eyes and nose are fine, you're fucking looking at me, your eyes have become pandas, your nose has become Bajie, who the fuck am I messing with?"

"It's just that I've had a little drink with you, but it's not like that. ”

Zhang Yifei sighed and said very heavily: "Compared to last time, you are much luckier than Jiang Zhe, last time Jiang Zhe stayed in the hospital for ten days and a half months. ”

"Damn, last time Jiang Zhe couldn't help it, what about me? I was fucking wronged, the first day, the first day, you beat me like this, even if you don't welcome me, you say, can't I go?"

"Brother, don't get me wrong, this time it's really a mistake, I'm drunk, it's excusable, isn't it?"

"Brother, I also prepared a gift for my sister-in-law, but I was beaten so badly, you said that if I didn't prepare a gift, what would my face look like. ”

After hearing Jiang Zhe's words, Zhang Yifei thought for a moment and said, "It will definitely not be better than a shoehorn face to see there." ”

"I finally know now why Jiang Zhe and Song Liyan don't drink with you, just fuck you for this wine, brother, I really can't say. Meteor had a pained look on his face.

"Accident, this time it was really an accident. Zhang Yifei smiled embarrassedly, although he also had a blue nose and swollen face, but compared to the face of a meteor, he was not injured at all.

"There are so many accidents. Meteor sighed helplessly.

"I promise it won't be like this next time. ”

After hearing Zhang Yifei's words, Meteor instantly became angry: "You still think that next time, you will drink with you when you kill Lao Tzu." ”