Chapter 293: The Master Enters the Painting (7)
Jinghua closed the door, walked to her easel, admired her work and said, "The reputation of the Heavenly Palace is guarded by me." She giggled and added, "But that's what it says in the comics, the human brain really works." As he spoke, he picked up his pen and drew it.
Wang Shuaishuai traveled a long distance over the mountains and mountains, he didn't know how far he had gone, he couldn't walk anymore, so he simply sat on the ground, thirsty and hungry. He didn't even feel so uncomfortable when he was filming in the desert.
He looked at the jewel in his hand and said, "You, you, if only you could get me something to eat and drink, or I will starve to death before any mortal threat comes." ”
As soon as Wang Shuaishuai's words fell, the hard stone suddenly became soft. Wang Shuaishuai was so timid that he couldn't do it, so he threw the gem far away and flew out directly, only to hear the sound of "oops", and the thing turned into a puff of smoke.
"What the hell? Aladdin's Lamp? Oh no, Aladdin's Lamp?"
Wang Shuaishuai swallowed and foamed, cautiously poked over, thinking to himself, since it was my talisman, it shouldn't hurt me, but he didn't feel at ease, so he picked up a stick and poked it near the smoke.
"Oops, oops. ”
Wang Shuaishuai poked it, and the smoke made a sound.
Wang Shuaishuai simply let go and said, "What are you, report your name?"
The smoke faded, and a small, fluffy ball half the size of a fist appeared from inside and said, "What are you?" I'm a serious thing, I'm the Lord's Poodleball. ”
"Isn't it a pet?"
"You're right, what are you?"
"I'm not a thing," Wang Shuaishuai was confused, and said, "I'm a thing, oh no, I'm a person, a big living person, a star, you know? ”
"Star, celestial?" Qiuqiu's eyes were full of doubt.
"You're right, and it's heavenly in front of you. ”
"Liar!" Qiuqiu suddenly jumped into Wang Shuaishuai's arms and said, "You liar." You're not a star in the sky. The Commander told me that the stars in the sky are actually very big balls, the same balls as the balls of human life. It's not a ball by any means, let alone a big, big ball. ”
Wang Shuaishuai said: "Don't care about these details. Now you go and get me something to eat and drink, I'm going to starve to death." ”
"Why am I going?" Qiuqiu realized that his position was a little different, and his favorite commander was gone, and he played in Wang Shuaishuai's arms and said: "Where is this place, where is my commander? What happened to you to the commander? You return my commander, you return my commander!"
Qiuqiu looks like a bear child, Wang Shuaishuai has never been able to take a bear child, so he had to stroke his fluffy little body while saying: "This is the world in the painting, I came here to find someone." Your commanders are afraid that it will not be safe for me to come here alone, so let me bring you with me, saying that you can save my life if I am in danger. ”
Qiuqiu said, "I see." The Lord Commander must have seen you as a piece of shit, that's why he asked me to come and protect you, didn't he?"
Wang Shuaishuai thought that children were really easy to deceive, and believed it after saying a few words, if this was thrown outside, it would be abducted by human traffickers, but how could he become a waste?
Wang Shuaishuai said: "No, the commander means that I am your master, and you can just follow me." You have to be obedient along the way, and you have to listen to me, otherwise when you go back, the commander will punish you, such as not giving you food. ”
"But I never eat. ”
"What do you like most about being a commander?"
"My favorite thing is when the Commander touches my head before bed. ”
"Yes, exactly. If you don't listen to me, the Commander will think you're not well-behaved, and when you get back, the Commander won't touch your head before going to bed. ”
Qiuqiu's face showed a hint of disappointment and said, "I must be well-behaved, I must be very well-behaved." ”
Wang Shuaishuai saw that the plan succeeded, so he said: "In this case, then you have to help me complete the first task." Now I'm hungry, you're going to help me find something to eat and drink. ”
Qiuqiu was a little embarrassed and said, "If I leave you now, what danger will come, how can I protect you." ”
Wang Shuaishuai pointed to the big area in front of him and said: "Go and see, the place you can see with your eyes is a field, and where you can see the end at a glance, where is the danger?"
Qiuqiu looked in the direction of Wang Shuaishuai's finger, and there was indeed nothing in front of the field. Then it should be fine.
Qiuqiu said, "Okay, I'll go, then you must wait for me to come back." ”
"Go, go, don't you need to draw a circle for me. ”
"Circles?"
"Okay, okay, it's okay, let's go. ”
Wang Shuaishuai thought it was interesting and funny, he was waiting in place to eat, really like Tang Seng in Journey to the West waiting for Sun Wukong to come back. Let's not talk about whether he can recite scriptures, at least he will definitely not be as stupid as Tang Seng and talk to monsters.
Wang Shuaishuai had nothing to do, pulled out a few grasses and made a wreath, and he often used this trick to make girls happy when he was in school. Qiuqiu is a child, and he will be happy when he comes back to see this thing, after all, in a sense, girls and children are the same.
"Oh, I can't see that this handsome guy is still ingenious. A woman's sweet and glutinous voice came from behind Wang Shuaishuai.
Wang Shuaishuai suddenly felt a chill behind him. I'll go, no, there really are youkai.
Wang Shuaishuai didn't look back, but raised his leg and ran away.
The woman seemed to be able to fly, fell from the sky, came to Wang Shuaishuai, and said, "Little handsome guy, don't run." What's the hurry, talk to my sister. ”
Wang Shuaishuai saw that the woman was dressed in palace clothes, and when filming costume films, he often encountered this kind of actress dressed as a palace maid, and suddenly had an idea, and said: "Don't be embarrassed, sister, I went to the wrong set." I have to rush back to filming now. Why don't you let my sister go first?"
"On the set, filming?" the woman thought for a moment and said, "This is what they often say." I can't imagine that there are so many unfamiliar words. What does that mean?"
Wang Shuaishuai said: "I will explain to my sister slowly another day, and now I am really leaving." Otherwise, they should be in a hurry. ”
Seeing that Wang Shuaishuai was about to run, the woman stretched out her big sleeves to stop Wang Shuaishuai and said, "I don't care what you say, I only know that whoever meets me must follow my rules." ”
"Rules?"
"That's right, the rule is that no one will be spared the life of anyone who sees me for what I really are. ”
Wang Shuaishuai said: "Little sister, why do you want to be like this if you don't look ugly?"
The woman said, "That's because I'm so beautiful, so everyone who sees me is prone to bad intentions, so I want to keep them alone." ”
Wang Shuaishuai said: "It doesn't seem to be." ”
The woman said, "Anyway, don't worry so much, now that you see me, your life cannot be spared." ”
Wang Shuaishuai suddenly thought of what the commander had said to him about the world in the painting before he came, and said, "Can you ask how many people the young lady killed before?"
The woman thought for a moment and said, "Before, when was it? I only came after you were sitting there and the little furball was gone." I don't know when it was. ”
Wang Shuaishuai understands that the world in the painting, the person who paints can paint as he wants, and he can set whatever he wants to set for this character, which is the prerogative of the person who paints. In other words, the person in the painting only came up with such a character after discovering Wang Shuaishuai, and she did not belong to the painting in the first place, so doesn't that mean that even if she has any problems, it will not affect the content of the whole painting?
"In that case, it's easy to do. Wang Shuaishuai said suddenly.
The woman was a little confused by her, and said, "What's so easy to do?"
Wang Shuaishuai said: "Since beating you won't affect Sister Meng, then I'm going to be ruthless." He shouted.
The woman was really startled by this sudden shout.
Wang Shuaishuai turned around and ran before the woman could react, shouting: "Qiuqiu, save me, the monster is coming." ”
Qiuqiu was holding a bunch of grassroots wild fruits and the like, and when he saw Wang Shuaishuai running towards him crying wolf, he heard Wang Shuaishuai shouting for him to save people, and he was suddenly full of strength, threw the wild fruits in his hand, and said: "Shuai Shuai, don't cry, I'm here to save you!"
When it was too late, Qiuqiu's body swelled and swelled like a balloon being blown up, until it covered the sky and the sun, and it almost contained everything in front of him.
Wang Shuaishuai felt that he was running behind Qiuqiu from the gap between his toes, seeing Qiuqiu's huge body now, and then thinking that he was just a small hairball in his palm just now, he suddenly felt that he was really prescient to give him the name "Qiuqiu".
Wang Shuaishuai shouted: "Qiuqiu, let's go!"
When the woman saw Qiuqiu coming, she was so frightened that she shouted: "Don't come at me, I am also entrusted by others to be loyal, so I will treat him as if he didn't see me." ”
Qiuqiu said: "No, if Shuai Shuai is not happy, the commander will not touch my head before going to bed when I go back, so I must eliminate you today, so that Shuai Shuai can be happy." ”
The woman screamed and ran and said, "I didn't do anything, I didn't want to kill him, I just scared and scared him!"
Qiuqiu didn't listen at all, and chased the woman over, one step, two steps, three steps, and he could rub and rub briskly on the ground without wearing skateboard shoes.
Qiuqiu couldn't hear the sound after walking a few steps, and Wang Shuaishuai saw a life-size piece of paper with the image of the woman painted on it from where Qiuqiu had walked.