The second generation of stupid people? Also, the next generation?

Wu Shuang doesn't understand, there has always been a popular word in this society, called "pit dad", but how did it become a "pit" when he came to Duan Lang?

Let me ask, how many parents in this world are not eager to hope that their sons will become dragons and their daughters will become phoenixes? How many parents will say that their children are stupid? Even if they are stupid, mentally handicapped, or demented......

"Ah, Shuangshuang, what kind of expression are you, I didn't provoke you, right?" Seeing Wu Shuang gritting his teeth and looking full of hatred, Duan Lang pinched Wu Shuang's nose and asked with a smile.

"You want to give birth to the second generation of stupid people, you are born with others, so I won't have the second generation of stupid people with you. Pouting, Wu Shuang said.

"This ......" Duan Lang suddenly became very embarrassed. He didn't expect that Wu Shuang was struggling with this problem. He's just now, he's just kidding, isn't it just a joke?

"Call you a day of nonsense. Glancing at Duan Lang, seeing that he was a little embarrassed, Wu Shuang pouted, but felt very relieved and said.

"How can I talk nonsense, I'm just joking, you don't want to think about it, I'm so handsome and chic, Yushu Lingfeng, talented, we are so naturally beautiful, smart, talented, our crystallization, daughter's words, it is absolutely beyond Lin Chiling's figure, Fan Bingbing's appearance, Zhuo Wenjun's talent, son's words, will definitely be better than Wu Yanzu's figure, Andy Lau's handsomeness, a touch of agarwood's talent, how can it be the second generation of stupid people, you say?" Duan Lang grabbed one of Wu Shuang's slender jade hands in the incredulous gaze of countless people, and teased casually.

"Flutter!"

When Wu Shuang heard this, he couldn't help but laugh all of a sudden.

Duan Lang's outspoken, whimsical, and whimsical performance has to be said that he can really give people a lot of humor.

I think at the beginning, wasn't she Wu Shuang so captured by this animal?

"Shuangshuang, I'm serious, what are you laughing at?" Duan Lang said with a straight face, serious, very serious and serious.

"Just like you, are you serious?" Wu Shuang said jokingly.

"Isn't it serious?" Duan Lang immediately retorted a little dissatisfied. "Although I can't guarantee that I, Duan Lang, am the most serious man in the world, but just look at this Rongcheng, if you can find someone more serious than me within a minute, I ......"

"How are you?" asked Wu Shuang with a smile.

"I'm live ......" Duan Lang was interrupted by Wu Shuang before he finished speaking.

"Do you eat soil in the live broadcast?" Wu Shuang was amused by Duan Lang, giggled and asked.

"What are you kidding, do I Duan Lang seem to be a person who eats soil?" Duan Lang's old face suddenly became more serious and said.

"If you don't eat soil, then what do you eat?" Wu Shuang asked.

"I don't eat anything, I live broadcast for public welfare, isn't it okay?" Duan Lang said.

"Do public welfare?" Wu Shuang said with a pair of eyes, constantly turning, and smiling. "Xiao Langlang, your so-called public welfare, shouldn't you be standing at a crossroads and helping beautiful women between the ages of eighteen and twenty-eight to cross the road?"

"It's so smart, you can guess it. Duan Lang did not deny it, and said happily.

"Hmph, what else will there be besides this public welfare in your mouth?" Wu Shuang rolled his eyes and asked.

"Hey, Shuangshuang, we can't say that, okay, who said, helping people cross the road is not a kind of public welfare? Three hundred and sixty lines, the line is the champion, and charity is the same, there are thousands of types of charity, and I have chosen one of the greatest and most noble, which is to save people from life and death, do you think, so many female compatriots are road idiots, and they have no sense of direction, you let them cross the road alone, how dangerous is that?" Duan Lang said.

"Yes, yes, yes, you are great, you are noble, you are benevolent, okay?" Wu Shuang said.

"We've known each other for so long, it's rare to hear such a pertinent evaluation from your mouth, how about it, can't you find someone more serious than me?" Duan Lang asked.

"I really can't find it. Wu Shuang said angrily. Duan Lang, this bastard, is simply too shameless. If he found out, could it be that he really ran to the intersection and helped the eighteen-eighteen-eighteen-year-old beauties cross the road? If he did this, wouldn't that be aiding the abuse, and cheapening Duan Lang? Hmph, there is no door.

"Okay, okay, the sun is so bright, the air is so fresh, the scenery is so beautiful, let's go in and have a walk together, I have been in Rongcheng for so long, although it is not far from this Huanhuaxi Park, but it is indeed the first time to come." Duan Lang said.

"I've been here a few times. Wu Shuang said.

"Then you're still here?" Duan Lang asked.

"I came with friends before, but this time the meaning of this visit is different. Wu Shuang said.

"Friend, boyfriend or girlfriend?" Duan Lang asked.

"What do you think?" Rolling his eyes, Wu Shuang said a little speechlessly.

"I guess, it must be a boyfriend, what's the point of a few people of the same sex going to the park together?" Duan Lang said brazenly.

"Do you think that everyone's mind is as evil and dirty as you?" Wu Shuang really didn't want to continue to entangle with this bastard, and said with great disdain. However, Rao is like this, when the two of them walked towards Huanhuaxi Park together under the incredulous gaze of countless people, Wu Shuang's hands still took the initiative to hold Duan Lang's arm.

Her little head was very affectionate and happy to lean on Duan Lang's shoulder, and then, the two of them took small steps together, bathed in the warm winter sun, breathed fresh air, felt the breath of nature, and paced together along a gurgling stream......

"That's right. As he walked, Wu Shuang suddenly thought of something and said.

"What?" Duan Lang asked.

"Do you like boys or girls?" asked Wu Shuang.

"I don't care if men and women are equal. Duan Lang said.

"What if you have to choose your favorite one?" Wu Shuang asked.

"Girl. Duan Lang said without thinking.

"Why?" Wu Shuang asked strangely.

"Because most people still have a 'patriarchal' mentality, I want to turn this era upside down. Duan Lang half-jokingly.

"Little waves. Wu Shuang's beautiful eyes stared at Duan Lang and said.

"What?" Duan Lang asked.

"I suddenly felt that you are so great. Wu Shuang said.

"I've always been great, it's just that you didn't find out, but it doesn't matter, it's not too late, you can find out now, everything is still in time, hey, don't pinch me, don't pinch me, I'm not bragging, don't believe it, walk carefully. When Duan Lang was opening his mouth, he only felt a sharp pain in his arm, and hurriedly begged for mercy.

"Tell you to brag again. Wu Shuang let go of his hand and said very proudly.

"......" This woman, this is simply murdering her husband, Duan Lang thought very aggrieved.

"Xiao Langlang, you say, if we give birth to a daughter, can we really have Lin Chiling's figure, Fan Bingbing's face, and Zhuo Wenjun's talent?"

"A must. Duan Lang replied decisively.

"Then, if we give birth to a son, can we really have Wu Yanzu's figure, Andy Lau's handsomeness, and a touch of agarwood's talent?" Wu Shuang asked again.

"Definitely. Duan Lang said. "And he doesn't look at who his parents are. ”

"If only that could be done, that would be great. Wu Shuang smiled happily and said. "By the way, who is a touch of agarwood?"

"A touch of agarwood?" Duan Lang hesitated for a moment and said. "That's a handsome guy. ”

"Didn't you say he was talented?" Wu Shuang asked strangely.

"Very talented, too. Duan Lang said with a smile.