Ten o'clock in the evening.

The summer wind blows through the alley, bringing a hint of coolness.

The night in the urban village is quite lively, and in the smoke and fire, people sit in groups around the small table in front of the store, blowing the cool breeze, drinking beer and blowing the cow.

"Boss, come with a case of beer, a plate of cucumbers, a plate of peanuts, that, and a grilled fish, a handful of meat and kidneys, let's go first." ”

Chen Yi, Xu Lang and Zhou Xing finished assembling and came to the door of the small shop to sit down.

The guy who ordered the food was extremely sassy, wearing a famous brand from head to toe, and combing his hair with a slanted back, it was Xu Lang.

The other person next to Chen Yi who was wearing a plaid shirt and jeans was naturally Zhou Xing.

Xu Lang looks ...... Forget it, their appearance is not important, anyway, they are not as handsome as Chen Yi.

"I'm going to be busy tomorrow, drink less. ”

Chen Yi stretched out his hand to stop Xu Lang, turned his head to the boss and said, "Just six bottles of beer, half at room temperature and half cold." ”

The owner was very quick, the meat was still grilled, and the cold dishes and beer were quickly served.

"Come, let's go first. Xu Lang raised his glass and said.

Chen Yi and Zhou Xing also raised their glasses.

The cold beer entered the throat and eyes, and it was suddenly cold to the heart, and the heat on the body instantly decreased a lot.

"Shhh

"Didn't I say it's just a flirtatious girl? I'll casually ask you for a list of contact information tomorrow, and I have to sit down and discuss it well, as for it?"

As soon as he sat down, Xu Lang began to complain: "Besides, talking to you two mallets about flirting with girls, isn't that playing the piano to the cow, just watch me perform tomorrow, I have a hundred ways to talk to girls to contact us." ”

If it weren't for Chen Yi's strong request, Xu Lang wouldn't have come back tonight, the girl had just confessed to him, it was the time of the commotion, and a fierce night was so wasted, and he was naturally resentful.

Chen Yi glanced at him and said:

"I didn't elaborate on the phone.,The theme this time is not what you think.,Find a beautiful sister on the street to ask for a contact information.,And then make an appointment to record a show in the studio.,That kind of program is not unusual.,It's not the focus of the pick-up unit I planned.,The focus is on the conversation skills.。 ”

Xu Lang rolled his eyes and said disdainfully, "Are you sure you're qualified to talk to me about this?"

"Hey, hey, accosting a conversation?" Zhou Xing on the side instantly came to his senses, whether it was late at night or his younger brothers were commotion, and they chatted about such a happy topic as soon as they sat down.

Chen Yi sneered and said directly: "You haven't been on a plane at first glance?"

Xu Lang: "......"

If the bull's head is not in the horse's mouth, it means several things.

Zhou Xing was also confused.

Chen Yi said unhurriedly: "You are not allowed to carry flammable and explosive materials on the plane, and you are so cute that you explode." ”

Xu Lang was stunned for a moment, and then he was happy, "Hahaha, Chen Yi, Chen Yi, I didn't expect you to rebel with thick eyebrows and big eyes, when did you learn to talk nonsense." ”

Zhou Xing was also shocked, if these words came out of Xu Lang's mouth, it would be normal, but when he said it from the mouth of Chen Yi, the straight man of steel in his eyes, he suddenly had a bit of a magical feeling.

Chen also ignored them and said:

"Even if you have 10,000 ways to pick up girls, tomorrow you can only do what I say, this kind of discourse is the selling point of the show, you are just a tool man......"

Zhou Xingzheng was holding his mobile phone to send a message, and when he heard this, he hurriedly put down his mobile phone, coughed lightly, and said, "That, I think I can also be a ...... for this tool man."

Chen Yi glared at him and said with disdain:

"You think too much, you think it's okay to have two pick-up routines, when you pick up, you must have an extraordinary sense of relaxation in the face of strange beautiful girls, so that the show can have a good presentation effect, and it doesn't look embarrassing. ”

"I ...... too" Zhou Xing was unconvinced and wanted to defend a few words, but the two in front of him didn't know much about him, and the bragging words were not said in the end, and he lowered his head and ate silently.

Chen Yi said a few words, and Xu Lang quickly understood what he meant, and exclaimed:

"This theme is good, I think it can be popular, especially for Tie Hanhan like Zhou Xing, which has a fatal attraction, which will give them the illusion that their younger brother is doing it again.

I thought that I could get the girl's contact information if I knew two sassy words, but I didn't know that I could have gotten it without these routines, and if I couldn't get it, even if I knew these routines, I wouldn't have it. ”

is worthy of being an old scumbag, Xu Lang's words can be described as hitting the nail on the head, for boys who rarely have contact with girls in life, in fact, even if they know these words, it is useless.

First of all, most of them don't dare to talk to girls on the street even if they know how to speak, and even if they do, they don't have the relaxed feeling of a scumbag, and there is no foreshadowing, they will only blindly copy it, and if they are nervous, they will only make themselves look like an iron man.

Of course, as long as you are bold enough and not afraid of losing face, you can always meet a few thin-skinned sympathetic people who have more conversations, and you can also get a few contact information, but it is difficult to follow-up development.

"You get out of here! ”

Zhou Xing was originally lowering the news, and when he heard this, he immediately raised his dark face and scolded his mother.

Xu Lang glanced at Zhou Xing's beeping mobile phone, and said with a smile: "The method that my brother gave you before is easy to use, add it to my sister." ”

"I've added a few, thanks bro. The anger just now was suddenly swept away, and Zhou Xing smiled.

Xu Lang's face changed instantly, and he scolded:

"You know that Lao Tzu's method works, and you dare to talk to Lao Tzu like this, do you think it's over when you add your sister's contact information?

"Brother, I was wrong. Zhou Xing hurriedly smiled.

"Call Daddy. ”

"Dad. ”

Chen Yi: "......"

He is used to the situation in front of him, Zhou Xing is always suppressed in front of Xu Lang.

There are lowly people in the world, whose form is like dogs, and whose name is licking.

Contrary to Xu Lang, Zhou Xing is a licking dog who is spurned.

When he was in college, he brought breakfast to a school girl every day, lent money to the girl to buy cosmetics, paid for the girl with the money he earned from odd jobs, and the most fucking thing was to knit a sweater for the girl, and did a lot of stupid things, and finally the school girl was deeply moved and was with a boy from the basketball team in return.

Chen Yi and Xu Lang finished chatting about the key points of the program recording, and the three of them began to chat, talking about the recent news unrestrainedly, recording interesting things encountered in the show, and talking unscrupulously about the most beautiful female star.

Originally, he planned to drink only two bottles by himself, but in the end, Chen Yi couldn't resist them and ordered a few more bottles.

As the night deepened, the crowd around them gradually dispersed, leaving only a few tables of customers who were also drinking and chatting, and some shops were gradually closed, except for a few pink signs in the depths of the alley that flickered ambiguously.

As the three of them talked, the topic became crooked, and the topics they talked about became more and more colorful.

Zhou Xing and Xu Lang touched a cup, but in the end they couldn't suppress the turmoil in their hearts, and said awkwardly: "My sister confessed to you in the afternoon, what's wrong, did you sleep?"

Chen Yi coughed lightly, and also came to his senses, casting an inquiring look.

This is the difference between a boy and a girl, if a girl learns that her best friend has been confessed or has a boyfriend, she will ask where is the person, what is it for, how did she meet, and so on.

And when the boy learned that his brother had a girlfriend, he asked straightforwardly, did he sleep?

There is something to say bluntly, it is the forbearance of our pure masters!

Zhou Xing's question pushed the atmosphere to a climax in an instant, and the two virgins looked at Xu Lang with blank eyes, the tips of the wind blowing itching, and the light of righteousness was emitted in their eyes.

"What do you mean?" Zhou Xing picked up the small notebook and studied it carefully, and ten of his head popped up.

If Chen Yi had been put aside before, he would definitely not understand the meaning, but now it is different.

In another time and space, he got the true inheritance, inherited the mantle of "new idioms" of the newspaper seller, and realized the great spirit of Wang Zijun who drove repeatedly and did not regret his death, so after a little pondering, he realized the essence of these three words, and couldn't help but give a thumbs up, and praised from the bottom of his heart:

"Brother Lang is awesome, and Brother Chen is ashamed of himself. ”

Xu Lang was a little surprised: "Hey, Shibei should be impressed in three days, your kid can not only talk nonsense now, but his understanding has also been greatly improved." ”

"What the hell are you two talking about?" Zhou Xing was still at a loss.

"Am me Nima?"

Zhou Xing looked at it carefully for more than ten seconds, and the ten "?" on his head suddenly turned into a sentence in his heart.

After eating, Xu Lang ran over to settle the bill as soon as possible.

Chen Yi sat still and didn't move, not because he had no money, nor because Xu Lang was too rich and didn't need to be polite to him as a good brother, but because his introverted personality couldn't do such a thing as grabbing orders.