Chapter 470: Imperial Service
|||->-> King of the Northern War finally couldn't help it: "You bastard boy, I don't know what life you created the sin, with a son like you." He hesitated for a moment, and said gently: "It doesn't matter if it hurts, right?"
"Oh, it's okay, look at my arm, my fist, my ....... ”
"Oh, okay, okay, I know, don't move. The king of the northern war said: "You have to come back quickly, be careful on the road, and avoid the people of Yaochi." ”
Li Huachen was stunned: "People from Yaochi?"
The king of the northern war said: "It's inconvenient to say on the phone, in short, you have to come back quickly." The people of Yaochi are arresting you, so be careful. I have spoken to Guan Jiunian, he knows the stakes of the truth, and he will personally send someone to escort you. ”
"The people of Yaochi want to arrest me!?" Li Huachen said, "Aren't they my maiden clan?"
The King of the Northern War sighed: "Let's talk about it when we come back." ”
At this point, the doorbell of the room rang.
Ding dong!
Li Huachen said: "Then let's do this first, I'll go back as soon as possible." Hung up the phone and said, "Please come in", a pink-clothed maid walked in with four girls, smiled and bowed: "Jiaojiao has seen His Royal Highness Jiu." ”
Li Huachen said: "You are ......." ”
"Oh, Jiaojiao is the personal maid of the eldest princess, and she was ordered by the eldest princess and Princess Guan Ju to serve Her Royal Highness the Nine. ”
Li Huachen frowned: "What do you serve?"
"I'll give you a bath and a change of clothes. ”
Li Huachen frowned: "Jiao...... Jiaojiao, huh?"
"Hmm. Jiaojiao nodded affirmatively.
"I'm still in a wheelchair, how do I take a shower, how do I change clothes?"
Jiaojiao's face was taken for granted: "It's because you are inconvenient yourself, so you want a few of us to serve you!"
Li Huachen was stunned: Oh, I'll go! Before I came, someone said that the girls in the south looked gentle, but they were actually more open. Many people come to the south for their encounters. The delicate eldest princess didn't look like a fuel-efficient lamp, with a vixen expression on her face, and she always spoke incoherently hinting at teasing...... Why is this all her maids this virtuous? What is this?!Is it a premarital test?
"I ...... I have wounds on my body and I can't get wet. ”
"I know, I have told you. Jiaojiao said to the four girls: "Why are you still stunned, let's do it." ”
"Yes. The four girls were about to step forward and pick up Li Huachen's clothes.
Li Huachen's frightened hairs stood up: "Hey, hey, a few eldest sisters, you wait first, wait first." What's inside me...... Jiaojiao, you let them put their things down, I'll do it myself, absolutely. After all, you're girls, I'm a boy, so it's inconvenient. ”
Jiaojiao tilted her head: "What's inconvenient?"
Li Huachen said in his heart, you are pretending to be stupid with me, right? Where do you say it is inconvenient? Everywhere is very inconvenient!
"I'm a man. Li Huachen emphasized.
"I know. Jiaojiao looked confused.
"Male. ”
"So?"
"Do you all have to help all the men change their clothes?" Li Huachen said in his heart, if you don't say something ugly, you just keep pretending to be confused with the two of us.
"Oh!" Jiaojiao suddenly realized.
Li Huachen narrowed his eyes: You only understand, don't you?
"Hehe, His Royal Highness Nine has misunderstood, of course not all men we serve. Me and this four are close friends of the eldest princess and Princess Guan Ju
Maid. You are now the son-in-law of Nanguo, the future husband of the eldest princess and Princess Guan Ju, then you are not an outsider, we should serve you, sooner or later there will be this day, and we will marry in the future. ”
Li Huachen's eyes widened: "Huh?"
"That's right! It's the equivalent of a dowry. Jiaojiao approached Li Huachen: "Have you heard of the girl in the room? In the future, when you get married, when you live, if the two princesses are inconvenient and can't make you happy, a few of us can rush up, and we will rush ......." ”
"Wait, wait, wait. Li Huachen said: "It's the 21st century, don't do this, you put down your clothes and toiletries, and I'll do the rest myself." ”
Li Huachen said, I haven't waited for the return, this giveaway and value-added activities have been delivered to the door first, who can stand this?
Jiaojiao lowered her head sadly: "You see, His Royal Highness the Ninth doesn't need us anymore, do you know what to do?"
The four girls pulled out the short dagger from their waists with sad expressions, and Li Huachen's eyes widened: "Hey, hey, what's the matter, if I don't obey you, I'm going to kill me?"
Jiaojiao said sadly: "The rules of the southern people, the master doesn't need it, we definitely don't steal life." ”
The maid said: "Help me take care of my mother and father!"
The maid Xiao Er said: "Help me take care of my grandfather and grandmother!"
The maid Xiaosan said: "Help me take care of my grandma and grandpa!"
The maid Xiaosi said: "Help me take care of me...... Forget it, don't take care of it. ”
"Wait a minute!" Li Huachen said, "You guys are fine......, right? How big is it?
Jiaojiao said: "Your Highness Nine don't be embarrassed, anyway, it's just a few worthless maids, since they don't have this blessing to serve you, they will die." When the time comes, I'll choose what you like. ”
"Hey, hey, hey. Li Huachen said: "I'm convinced, I'm okay, right? Come on, come, who's afraid of whom, come on, I'm out of the way." ”
Several maids were overjoyed: "Your Highness Xie Jiu." ”
Several maids rushed up, helped Li Huachen, and undressed him. Where did Li Huachen receive this kind of service? His face was red and his heart was beating, he was embarrassed to death, and he wanted to die of a headfirst at any time and anywhere.
Several girls were very happy, they were all secretly looking at Li Huachen's red face, dodgy eyes, and embarrassed expressions, and they seemed to be very happy and appreciative, and they were all snickering one by one.
Li Huachen was almost off, holding down Jiaojiao's hand, almost pleading: "Can you ...... Save me some face?"
"How to stay?"
Li Huachen looked down at his shorts: "Keep it, the last one." ”
Jiaojiao said: "That's not good, you have to follow the rules." ”
Li Huachen said: "Will you marry or not in the future?
"Oh, Your Highness the Nine, you are too conservative, what age is this? In the twenty-first century, there are teenage children who go for abortions, and they will not lose a piece of meat at a glance. ”
Li Huachen said: "Are you the devil?"
Jiaojiao began to command: "Hold down His Royal Highness the Nine, take it off!"
Li Huachen wanted to resist, only to find out that these four maids, each of whom was a martial artist of the Middle Fourth Gate, could not ...... at all when he was seriously injured and dealt with four at once. The "piece of tile" that was responsible for protecting himself in the end was shattered in an instant.
Li Huachen sat in the bathroom with a sad face.
The temperature of the bathroom is regulated to the optimum, four
One girl washed her hair, one rubbed her back, and two wiped Li Huachen's body in front. Because Li Huachen had injuries on his body and couldn't get wet, he couldn't enter the bath, so he could only clean his body in this way.
After it was completely done, Li Huachen said, "It's okay, right?"
"Measure. ”
Jiaojiao gave an order, and the two of them helped Li Huachen to stand up, and Jiaojiao said, "Stretch your arms." ”
Li Huachen stared at Jiaojiao: "How can I stretch?"
Jiaojiao stretched out her arms to both sides: "Just like me, my arms are raised, straight and parallel to the ground...... ”
"Can't you see my hands busy?"
Jiaojiao looked at it and looked up and down: "No, I'm not busy with anything." ”
"Isn't it foolish? Isn't it a lie? What about your young lady, you called her over, I told her that it was too much to deceive people, right?"
Jiaojiao grew her mouth: "Oh, yes, you like Miss to serve you." Oh, Your Highness Nine, you are too anxious, I know, we are not as good-looking as Miss, but you and Miss are not married after all, and now you will be gossiped about like this. People have to pay attention to the impact, right?"
Li Huachen was stunned.
You are also worthy of saying this!? Forced me to die and told me that "people have to pay attention to the impact"?
Li Huachen looked at her: "I'm not a human, I'm a beast, you call your young lady!
Several maids were laughing, and said coquettishly: "Beasts, although the five of us are not as good-looking as the young lady, which one is not a beauty? You look like a quail to us, you're a beast? ”
Li Huachen and Jiaojiao confronted each other silently for a long time, and finally gritted their teeth: "I remember you." Then he jerked up his arms and stretched them out.
"Thank you. ”
Several girls began to measure Li Huachen's body, with ...... arm span, waist circumference, leg length, and shoulder width. When Jiaojiao measured the important location, Li Huachen grabbed her hand and screamed, "Why are you still getting started!?"
Jiaojiao said: "Test ...... Measure. ”
"Measure it's fart!" Li Huachen was about to go crazy: "What's wrong with all of you?"
The maid smiled happily: "The princess is blessed." ”
The maid Xiao Er said: "I think it can continue to expand!"
The maid Xiaosan said: "Oh, I really want the princess to take us to the north as soon as possible!"
The maid Xiaosi said: "Don't grab it when the time comes, give the opportunity to Sister Jiaojiao first, and then we will arrange the rest ......." ”
Li Huachen couldn't listen to it anymore, so he took a scarf and wrapped it around himself: "Go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, wipe your neck! Your parents, grandparents, grandparents, grandparents, and ......." ”
Li Huachen pointed to the maid Xiaosi who was stuck, and said angrily: "There is no one in your family...... I've taken care of you, let's go, go!"
A few girls themselves know that it is a little excessive, and they are all a little scared to see Jiaojiao. Jiaojiao is still very naughty.
"Oh, Your Highness the Nineth, the slave family is playing with you, besides, this is all ordered by the eldest princess!"
Li Huachen looked at her: "Who are you fooling the eldest ......princess ordered?" Make you so ...... Huh!?"
Jiaojiao said aggrievedly: "She made a bet with Princess Guan Ju to see who could guess your size, so let's do it." ”
Li Huachen's eyes were about to fall to the ground.