Chapter 146: You Dare to Rob Lao Tzu's Fish?
Gu Lang swore that if it weren't for the fact that the mobile phone was charged in the car, he would never commit this kind of low-level oolong.
Come to think of it, I've been in Tibet for a week, and I didn't realize that there was a time difference. Fortunately, someone held back just now and didn't show off his knowledge of calculating time according to the sun's position in front of the camera, otherwise he wouldn't be able to get it back now.
Of course, if you really want to be round, there is always a reason.
Strictly speaking, Gu Laosan's operation can't be wrong, but he hasn't realized it yet. Geographical factors aside, based on time zones alone, his adjustment is correct. Even if Wang Ping knew about this, he would not laugh at him. After all, to survive in the wild, it doesn't matter whether it is according to Huaxia time or other time standards, as long as you are familiar with it and can accurately know the time of sunrise and sunset.
This is the same principle as going abroad to adjust your work and rest. It doesn't make sense to say that you have reached a new time zone, but you still have to move according to the original time.
When he hid back in the car, after Baidu knew that there was a time difference between Tibet and the mainland, Gu Laosan was speechless for a while. No wonder I always feel that today is a little fast, and at first I thought it was because I got up late.
Now that the campsite has been found, the tent has been set up, and the buddies are ready to set up a campfire for dinner, they tell me that there are still more than two hours before sunset?
So, how do you spend these two hours without looking awkward?
Others didn't care, but Wang Ping decided to use these two hours to catch fish.
Squatting next to the puddle he had dug out, Wang Ping tore the beef jerky into pieces with his mouth and threw it into the water. Most of the pieces of jerky were thrown in without interruption at first. But after throwing a few sticks, it becomes throwing one and eating one. After a while, the camera can only see a badger eating, and occasionally remember to throw one into the water.
When you dig a newly dug pit, the water will continue to seep into the soil. However, because it is connected to the lake, as long as the water level in the pit is lower than the surface of the lake, the lake water will flow in. The rate of seepage is certainly not as fast as the water coming in from the lake. So the water in the pit looks calm, but it's actually flowing from the lake all the way in.
Of course, this kind of local way to catch fish sometimes depends on luck. After all, it's not a creek, and it can't be completely intercepted. And a certain badger is unwilling to take off his clothes and go into the water in front of the camera. Therefore, whether you can eat fish for dinner depends on the will of God.
Of the two small bags of beef jerky sent by Gu Laosan, half of them were thrown into the water, and most of the rest went into the belly of a certain badger.
Patting his greasy little paws, Wang Ping stood up and stretched, just as he was about to find something to do, when he saw a group of gray-haired ducks with black spots floating on the lake not far away.
"Tsk, this duck is so fat...... Belch...... How can there be ducks in this hellish place?"
A certain badger stood on the shore of the lake in a daze, feeling that his thinking was a little unable to keep up.
The number of ducks in the queue is roughly no less than twenty, and it seems to float quietly on the surface of the lake. Occasionally, a duck would plunge headlong into the water, and after a while, it would come out again, with a small fish with shiny scales in its mouth, and swallow it with its head up.
"Show..."
Wang Ping was a little envious, and he couldn't tell whether he was envious of the hair on other people's bodies that didn't get wet, or whether he was envious of other people's ability to catch fish.
"Damn, no!"
Just as he was thinking about it, a certain badger suddenly reacted. Dude, the pits have been dug here, just waiting for the fish to come along the beef jerky, but you are lining up in front of the fish to catch the fish, aren't they all cut off?
"MMP, no wonder I didn't see any ducks just now, so they all came over now. ”
A certain badger looked indignant, looked down on the ground and looked for stones, intending to drive the ducks away.
In the live broadcast room, netizens also saw the situation on the lake and were surprised.
"I'm going! How can there be ducks in such a wild lake?"
"It's too dramatic, don't tell me there's a village nearby."
"Turtles, wild ducks understand"
"God duck, take a good look at it"
"No matter how you look at it, it's still a duck! Duck head, duck beak, duck wings!"
"Don't talk about it upstairs!
"Thank you Baidu, thank you Sogou, thank you Wikipedia!
"Bar-headed geese?"
"Hahaha, I went to check, the bar-headed goose is a goose duck family......... It's a duck!"
"Poof...... You pay me for my Coke!"
"Hey, what do you think the boss is going to do?"
was discussing the excitement when I saw on the screen that a badger picked up a ten-centimeter-sized stone from the side and gestured at the ducks.
"That's... I want to ask, is the bar-headed goose a protected animal?"
"Yes, yes, who should hurry up and check"
"Uh... The internet says it's delicious......"
"God is so delicious......
"Poof!"
The stone was thrown out by Wang Ping and fell on the surface of the lake in front of the ducks, making a splash.
"Gah... Gah..."
A few ducks in the front spread their wings and chicked a few times, then flew some distance in the sight of a badger and landed on the lake a little further back.
"Damn, this duck can fly?"
Wang Ping's eyes straightened, and then he suddenly realized.
Just guess that there will be no ducks in such an inaccessible place, and it is estimated that there are some special species of birds.
After all, he can be regarded as having engaged in related work, although Wang Ping is not a zoologist, he still has a bypass. And he knows better that many legendary birds, although their names are very good, may actually look very ordinary, or even ugly. It's so ugly that humans don't want to believe that it's a rare animal.
For example, this flock of ducks in front of you.
Wang Ping was a little crazy, this group of ducks, probably never encountered any natural enemies in this place, a little stupid. Although Wang Ping threw away a few stones, the others were still floating on the water, and even got closer.
"Huh, why are you getting closer?"
Wang Ping scratched his head, stared at it for a long time, and then found that it seemed that the closer the duck was to his direction, the greater the probability of catching a fish.
"So, you're really robbing Lao Tzu's fish, right?"
I don't know if it's a badger's stomach stirring, Wang Ping only felt a surge of anger, and instantly had an urge to fight.
At the same time, seeing that the ducks were only chasing the swimming fish in the water, they were getting closer and closer to Wang Ping's side.
Through the screen in the live broadcast room, everyone watched a certain badger tiptoe on the gravel on the shore to approach the lake, and subconsciously held their breath.
Finally, a bar-headed goose diving under the water chased a fish in the direction of a pit dug by a badger, and when it approached the shore, it bit the small fish and plopped up from the water.
Before he could raise his head and swallow the fish, a dark shadow on the shore suddenly jumped up, grabbed its long neck, and dragged it to the shore.
The people in the live broadcast room saw more clearly, a certain badger hooked the shore of the lake with one foot, and the whole body leaned out, and the upper body drew an arc on the water, and grabbed the bar-headed goose that drilled into the water.
"Ga?óдò"
The bar-headed goose struggled, flapping its wings and trying to fly away. It's a pity that the force that grabbed its neck was so great that it tossed its feathers and couldn't get off the ground.
Not only that, but the small fish that was just caught in the mouth was also rudely taken away.