Chapter 404: Cauliflower in the Mouth

Why is modern Chinese medicine criticized?

Questionable?

It is precisely because many so-called ancient prescriptions, so-called home remedies, have not undergone clinical trials at all.

As a result, many patients not only failed to cure the disease after taking home remedies and ancient prescriptions, but also became more serious.

All the drugs of Western medicine are only marketed after experiments on mice and even human experiments.

At this point, what do you say, even Lu Yifan has to admit it.

"You're right, that's it, I'll admit it. ”

Lu Yifan nodded.

"Yo, you actually admit it?

Yes, you're more honest.

So, do you know that you don't use it in Chinese medicine, it's just a deceptive thing?"

The little young man said triumphantly.

It seems that in front of a beautiful woman, admonishing Lu Yifan is a kind of thing that makes him feel very high.

"There are many home remedies and ancient prescriptions in traditional Chinese medicine that have not been clinically tested, and the results are not good.

That's what I admit.

There are many young doctors in TCM who can't see patients at all, and I admit that. ”

Lu Yifan said with a serious expression.

"Just admit it!

Listen to y'all of you!

The so-called experts you just flattered all admit that Chinese medicine is useless!"

"But!"

But as soon as the two words came out, the scene was silent.

Xiao Young didn't stop Lu Yifan, looking like Lao Tzu watching you perform.

"The magic of Chinese medicine is still incomparable to Western medicine!

With 5,000 years of traditional Chinese medicine culture, do you really think it's a vegetarian?

Although there are only a handful of people who have received the true inheritance of Chinese medicine.

But I firmly believe that Chinese medicine is better than Western medicine!"

Lu Yifan said firmly:

"Doctors can't do it, they can't see diseases well, so they can't blame Chinese medicine for not being good, right?

There are also home remedies that don't work, that's because it's not right!

As long as the medical skills are passed, you can find the right medicine.

I think Chinese medicine is a hundred times stronger than Western medicine!"

"Good !!"

"What the deer expert said was !!"

"That's right!!"

Ma Jiahao took the lead and applauded.

Who says Chinese medicine can't work?

That's the current group of bastard doctors, who don't understand Chinese medicine and medical skills at all, and have no clinical experience, just eating mixed rice!

And the real old Chinese medicine can't teach you the skills in a year or two.

Now the situation in China is that almost only famous Chinese medicine doctors, old Chinese medicine doctors, can see patients.

Other Chinese medicine practitioners who are not yet old are all bastards.

"Yo yo yo, the big truth is one by one.

Whatever you say, you have a point!

Since you're so capable, show me it!"

The young man said disdainfully.

"What you just said counts, doesn't it?"

Lu Yifan was not in a hurry, and said lightly.

"Count!

As long as you can help me cure my mother's illness, Lao Tzu will kneel down and apologize to you on the spot!

Apologies to all the TCM practitioners!"

Xiao Young said fiercely.

"What's your name?"

Lu Yifan asked.

"Chu Xuan. ”

Chu Xuan said.

"Hmm.

Have you been feeling unusually itchy lately?

At first, small papules with reddish papules begin to grow, and then gradually increase in size and become cockscomb-like or cauliflower-like protrusions. ”

Lu Yifan said lightly.

"Huh?"

Chu Xuan was shocked:

"You...... How do you know?"

"These protrusions, the roots are often pedunculated, and they are prone to erosion and exudate, and they are easy to bleed to the touch.

When you xxoo, you will still feel pain and itching.

Sometimes peeing and pooping, it will feel very painful, and even blood in the stool, blood in the urine, right?"

Lu Yifan continued.

That's right!!

Chu Xuan was stunned all of a sudden!

This little young doctor was all right!

Even the details are so accurate!

"This ...... How can it be?

Have you read my checklist?

That's not right!

I just checked, and the checklist hasn't come out yet!"

Chu Xuan said puzzledly.

"This is a visit of Chinese medicine.

I don't care if you lose both qi and blood, your face is like kidney deficiency, and your cheeks are thin.

Typical overindulgence.

And through some details of your skin.

Guess you have the disease you have now. ”

Lu Yifan sat calmly at his desk.

took a sip of tea, and didn't look at Chu Xuan.

Seeing that this young man had such terrible medical skills.

Chu Xuan was no longer calm.

Hurriedly stepped forward and asked;

"Doctor, what kind of illness am I?"

"It's not a serious illness. ”

Lu Yifan shrugged:

"Genital warts. ”

"Huh?!"

Chu Xuan was instantly dumbfounded.

Genital warts?

Then your sister has a venereal disease!!

"Could it be...... Is it because of the girl I dated two days ago?"

Chu Xuan's face turned pale.

Suddenly frightened.

This disease, the thief is disgusting!

Incurable!

And it's extremely contagious!

Once you do, you have to isolate almost everything that has physical contact with your family.

xxoo or something, don't even think about it!

"That'...... How can I fix that?"

Chu Xuan was really scared.

Although not AIDS.

But if Nima really has this disease, he really has no face.

Even before, they were fired from their unit because of this disease.

"How?"

Lu Yifan smiled slightly:

"Isn't there an excision treatment in Western medicine?

Cut where there is.

Or perm with a laser.

Freeze at low temperature.

These are common treatments. ”

"What?"

When Chu Xuan heard these Western medicine treatments, he felt a tingling in his scalp.

Nima!

Amputate?

Laser perm?

Cryogenic freezing?

Do I want to talk about that?

"Oh, I forgot to tell you. ”

Lu Yifan grinned:

"In your mouth, there is also 'cauliflower'. ”

"Cauliflower" is the common name for genital warts.

Chu Xuan's mother instantly turned dark, and said unhappily:

"You little young man, what are you talking nonsense?

How can cauliflower have a mouth?

Isn't it generally around and there with long butts?"

Other doctors weren't convinced.

How can you have cauliflower in your mouth?

However.

Chu Xuan opened his mouth with difficulty.

Extremely embarrassed:

"Doctor...... It's because I'm ...... Licking the source of infection......

So you have cauliflower in your mouth?"

Burst~~~~~~

Chu Xuan's mother spurted out a mouthful of old blood!

Licked the source of infection?

Nima !!

How disgusting, how filthy is this!!

The other doctors also unconsciously took several steps back.

The expression of disgust on his face was not hidden and disguised at all.

"Doctor...... What to do?

Is there anything you can do about it?"

Chu Xuan didn't care what other people's expressions were.

Hurriedly asked Lu Yifan.

Now that he can see at a glance that he has a cauliflower in his mouth.

There must be a cure!

"Yes, wouldn't it be better if you went to the Western doctor and cut it?"

Lu Yifan said with a smile.

"Ouch, how do you cut your mouth?

How much it hurts!

Moreover, if you can't cut it cleanly, it will grow again.

Over and over again, how disgusting!"

Chu Xuan panicked when he thought of the stubbornness of genital warts.

Having this disease is not just a physical problem.

It's even about face!

Especially since he still has this thing in his mouth.

You don't even dare to go out to eat with people.

If he infects others, then his reputation in this life will be stinky!

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