Chapter 3 Learn to meow

"Double cultivation, what...... What do you mean. Xu Jing was so nervous that his speech was a little knotted.

Xi Chaoqing chuckled, lightly scratched his finger on his face, and said, "Don't pretend, you are a college student, and you are not a child, have you had anything to do with that Liu Yuting before?"

"No ......," Xu Jing said bluntly.

"Then you are really cowardly, I really can't imagine that the domineering Jingsheng Immortal who was dominant in the immortal cultivation world in the previous life would be so shy and shy before stepping into the threshold of cultivation. Xi Chaoqing laughed.

As soon as Xi Chaoqing said this, Xu Jing became inexplicably serious, and immediately explained: "This has nothing to do with my shyness, it is that I think that once this kind of thing happens, I will be responsible for her! But I am now a student and have no money, if I don't have that ability, I won't do this." ”

Xi Chaoqing was stunned for a moment, and then said with a dumb smile: "It's worthy of my husband to say that you are so fresh and refined, but it is useless for you and me to coax, you and I will definitely get married in the future, and it is impossible to escape, double cultivation...... There is no difference between a little later and a little earlier, it's better to come early!

Xi Chaoqing sat on the edge of the bed, crossed Erlang's legs, a pair of slender and flawless legs just covered the alluring scenery under the bath towel, she patted the mattress and winked at Xu Jing.

Xu Jing looked at the stunning woman in front of him, if he wanted to say that he was not moved, it was fake.

But Xu Jing's biggest advantage is that his perception of himself is very correct, and he knows how many pounds and taels he has.

Xi Chaoqing's background is mysterious, the country is fragrant, and she has taken a fancy to herself for no reason, not to say that she is her future husband, who would believe this reason?

Xu Jingzheng said: "I don't believe that there are any immortals in this world, and I don't understand what you said, I also heard this double cultivation inexplicably, unless you can prove that there are really immortals in this world, otherwise...... I'm not going to fix anything with you. ”

Xi Chaoqing frowned and shook his head, propped his chin and said, "I can't prove it now, but ...... I can let you enter the threshold of cultivation, pass on your mental method, and make you different from ordinary people, what's the matter, are you willing to believe it?"

When Xu Jing heard this, he immediately nodded and said, "It's different from ordinary people?"

Isn't that something like a martial arts novel? How can there be anything in the real world?

Xu Jing naturally didn't believe it.

Xi Chaoqing said happily: "Okay, it just so happens that your body is a little weak now, and you are double cultivating with me, and I am afraid that you will die suddenly in bed." When you step into the threshold of cultivation, you won't have such troubles, so let's say it first, as long as you learn the mental method, then you have to double cultivate with me no matter what. ”

If what Xi Chaoqing said was true, then it would not be a bad thing to double cultivate with her.

"Okay, then you get dressed first. Xu Jing turned his back to Xi Chaoqing and agreed.

"Yes. ”

After seeing Xu Jing's agreement, Xi Chaoqing was also reassured, she knew Xu Jing's potential very well, if she could double cultivate with Xu Jing Lingyun, the person she earned was not necessarily Xu Jing.

Xu Jing turned around at this time and wanted to ask Xi Chaoqing if he wanted to help with the clothes, but found that Xi Chaoqing had already put the clothes on.

"You're getting dressed so quickly?" Xu Jing said in surprise.

"If I knew you would turn back, I would have dressed slowly......" Xi Chaoqing winked at him and smiled, with a different kind of temptation in his tone.

Xu Jing was teased to death by Xi Chaoqing, who was a man of two lives, his breath was short, he lowered his head and waved his hand and said, "No need!"

"Hahaha, in the previous life, you were cold and majestic, I didn't dare to pant loudly in front of you, but in this life it was the other way around. You don't have to be so nervous in front of me, I will be the person you trust the most in the future!

Looking at Xu Jing's embarrassed appearance, Xi Chaoqing was extremely happy, she took Xu Jing's mobile phone, sat on the bed and dangled her legs, and after adding her WeChat with his mobile phone, she was ready to go out and leave here.

Seeing that she was leaving, Xu Jing shouted behind her, "......Wait! Xi Chaoqing, aren't you going to pass on my mental method?"

Xi Chaoqing turned his head and said, "That's right!"

Xu Jing scratched his head a little embarrassed and said, "Then you...... Why don't you take out the mental method yet?"

As written in martial arts novels, Xu Jing also thought that this mental method was a book, a secret book like the Nine Yin True Scripture.

Xi Chaoqing chuckled: "What age is it, do you think that the mental method is passed down from book to book? You wait, I'll send it to you on WeChat." ”

"What about my roommate?"

"They'll be back soon, I thought I'd be here today to double cultivate with you, so I'll arrange for all the people on your floor to leave for the time being. ”

“……”

So that's the case, no wonder when I came back just now and found that this floor was silent.

After Xi Chaoqing left, Xu Jing lay on his side on the bed, and there was still the fragrance on Xi Chaoqing's body on the sheets. One would roll and giggle on the bed, and the other would suddenly keep his sanity with a straight face, like two people with schizophrenia, no one knew what he was thinking.

"Ding......

About an hour later, someone on WeChat sent him a message.

[Your super cute wife sent you a video]

Xu Jing was embarrassed for a while, he found that Xi Chaoqing actually changed the remarks to this thing by the way after using his mobile phone to add his WeChat.

Xu Jing clicked on the video and found that it was Xi Chaoqing's personal recorded video, she was wearing a ponytail and a white crop top sports T-shirt, which was full and round, and the black tight sports shorts on the lower body outlined the curve of her hips and legs to the fullest, a veritable devil figure.

She smiled and said in front of the camera: "I originally wanted to teach you a video call directly, but I was afraid that you wouldn't be able to remember it once, so I recorded a video for you, and I want to practice with my movements and memorize the movements and mental methods." ”

Xu Jing looked at Xi Chaoqing, who felt extreme sexuality in the video, and swallowed a mouthful of saliva unconsciously.

Xi Chaoqing in the video sat cross-legged on the yoga mat and said with a smile: "First of all, make two hands into fists and put them on your ears." ”

Seeing that Xi Chaoqing was about to teach him the mental method, Xu Jing did the same, sat on the bed, and put his hands into fists on both ears.

Then the pen comes out with scissor hands. ”

Xu Jing put pen to scissor hands.

Then I saw Xi Chaoqing showing a bright smile, shaking his body and singing: "Let's learn cat meow together, meow meow meow together." ”

Xu Jing's face darkened, and he threw the phone aside.

He kind of understood, Xi Chaoqing was making fun of him, how could there be any mental methods and immortals in this world?

Vulgar, boring!

"We learn to meow together, meow meow together. ”

Frostbrow climbed up the silver treetops, and the shackles faded and he was free. ”

But soon, Xu Jing frowned and realized that something was wrong.

Are the lyrics behind learning to meow these two lines?

Xu Jing turned his head, although the mobile phone on the bed couldn't see the picture, the sound was still playing, Xi Chaoqing's singing voice was soft and not greasy, like a spring breeze-

"We learn to meow together, meow meow together. ”

Frostbrow climbed up the silver treetops, and the shackles faded and he was free. ”

"Stealing heaven and earth and singing and laughing, the stars and men of the two lives are overwhelmed. ”

"If you don't realize your big dreams, how can you be young?"

After the singing in the mobile phone was broadcast, Xu Jing immediately crawled on the bed and picked up the mobile phone again, and he found that the actions of each lyric behind Xi Chaoqing were not the same as the simple cuteness before.

The latter movements are a kind of breathing and breathing method that Xu Jing has never seen before, and the movements are similar to yoga.

"This ...... Is it the mind?"

Xu Jing scratched his head, it was obvious that this mental method was adapted from learning cat meow.

Although Xi Chaoqing still sang it in the original tune, the artistic conception of the later verses was completely different from the original words.

After the video was played, Xi Chaoqing explained: "This is the first part of the 'Jingsheng Heart Method'. Jingsheng Mind Method is your own mind method in the previous life, it is very awesome, you taught me before, so that I have raised my eyebrows since then, and I have become the pride of the entire immortal cultivation world!"

"Is this my self-created mental method?" Xu Jing was puzzled with some shock.

"Who the hell was I in my last life, was I so awesome?"

Xu Jing pouted his butt while learning the movements in the video, while thinking.

But the action of this mental method is really a bit feminine, Xu Jing is very dissatisfied, he is a big man, what kind of body does it become to pout his butt on the bed, what does this mean?

At this time, his mobile phone shook, and Xu Jing found that Xi Chaoqing had sent him a WeChat message.

Your super cute wife: You must practice these movements well, and when it comes to double cultivation, we have to use the above posture to practice, which is called double cultivation.

Xu Jing: ......

As the video was repeated again and again, he gradually felt that Xi Chaoqing's movements when singing were a little wonderful, and there was an indescribable magic between breaths.

After Xu Jing repeated the actions dozens of times with the video, he gradually memorized all the words and mastered all the actions, even if he didn't watch the video, he could still have poems in his mind, and he could make his own actions.

He slowly closed his eyes, as if hypnotized. Entering a state of emptiness and silence, as if in the universe, it has become incomparably small and incomparably huge, wandering in a void space, repeating itself and repeating itself.

By the time he woke up again, it had changed from morning to night.

His three roommates were all looking at him curiously by the bedside, and Xu Jing was covered with a layer of black sludge, which was sticky and smelly.

"Xu Jing, are you rolling on the mud floor, or are you being forced by that ugly girl?" Xu Jing's roommate Liu Yang looked at him with a smile and said.

Xu Jing sat up, his joints crackling non-stop.

He didn't know why he had so much mud on his body, but now he only felt refreshed, the dragon spirit was fierce, and he could kill a cow with two punches, but he was a little hungry.

"What ugly girl?" Xu Jing said while patting the mud on his body while looking at Liu Yang in puzzlement.

Liu Yang's eyes widened and said: "Are you still pretending? This morning, an ugly girl of 300 pounds with seven or eight bodyguards in suits rushed to our floor and said that she was looking for a boyfriend, who was caught by her before the sun went down today, and everyone on our floor was scared away! Finally, she targeted our bedroom! It must be that your kid won the lottery after returning from the takeaway company, yes, Xu Jing! and the ugly girl have made a muddy body, and the battle is very fierce!"

Xu Jing laughed dumbly, he didn't expect Xi Chaoqing to use this way to get people away, she really has her.

"What kind of battle is fierce? I didn't see an ugly woman, but there was a beautiful woman. Xu Jing said honestly.

Liu Yang said in disbelief: "Cut, it's still a beauty, you little virgin shouldn't think that the fat man of three hundred catties is a beauty, right?"

"What do you like, I'll go take a shower first. ”

Xu Jing didn't bother to explain, and when Xi Chaoqing came back, it was estimated that they would understand.

After Xu Jing took a shower and changed into a takeaway yellow coat, he was ready to work again at night.

When he walked downstairs to the dormitory, he found that the parking lot was crowded with people, and there were students from other dormitories, including even the women's dormitory, there were about forty or fifty of them.

"Wow, Yamaha Tyrannosaurus! Whose car is this?!"

"I don't know, parked under a building in District 1, is there such a powerful rich second generation here? I heard that this car has not even solved the license plate problem in China, how did he drive it on the road?"

"Why does this car have to be hundreds of thousands bigger, right? I only knew that Jay Chou had the same model!"

Xu Jing was wearing a takeaway suit and a safety helmet, standing behind the crowd, holding the Tyrannosaurus key tightly in his hand, looking at a loss.