Chapter 405: Curiosity Kills the Badger

There are many strange little animals in Australia, especially those with long bags on their bellies, such as kangaroos, koalas, thylacines, Tasmanian devils, etc. It's like when the ancestors of the animals came to Australia, God suddenly gave each person a bag to stick to their belly, so that they would not catch a cold in their navel.

There are a total of 240 species of marsupials in the world, of which 170 are concentrated in Australia. What kind of feng shui is wrong, scientists can't figure it out. Wang Ping sometimes thinks maliciously that if human beings continue to evolve in this land for a long time, maybe one day they will be able to grow small bags.

The scientific name of koala is koala, and although it has the word bear in its name, like the giant panda, it is a vegetarian. And the same naïve and cute, the same as a national treasure. The difference is that the giant panda's combat effectiveness is off the charts, but he is too lazy to move, while the koala is really stupid, and the reflex arc is comparable to that of a sloth.

It is rumored on the Internet that someone has done an experiment and pinched a koala fiercely, and it took a long time for the thing to scream. This is said to be because koalas only eat eucalyptus leaves, which are poisonous. They are so stupid because their brains have been poisoned.

Wang Ping was skeptical of the former reflex arc, but he knew that the latter was pure nonsense. Koala's liver has a peculiar structure that breaks down toxins from eucalyptus leaves and eliminates them from the body. So this creature sleeps at least 18 hours a day to detoxify, and the claim of poisoning is pure nonsense.

As for why he was so stupid, Wang Ping felt that he was afraid that if he slept 18 hours a day with any kind of creature, he would not be much smarter. So this product also has a nickname, called "sleeping wombat". All your life is either sleeping or walking on the way to sleep.

Looking up at the koala who was only a "badger" away from him, Wang Ping scratched his head, and there was an impulse in his heart that he was a little eager to try.

"Is it true that this thing has a long reflex arc?

However, a certain badger has been standing here for a long time, and the goods still maintain a "stunned" shape and have not moved, and it is estimated that the reflection arc is not short.

Wang Ping carefully raised his feet to bypass the puddle of water under the tree, and climbed up a few times with the trunk, just keeping a parallel height to the koala, and came to "look at each other".

"Smack!"

There was a muffled sound in the woods, like the lapping of a quilt. Half of the tooth-bearing eucalyptus leaves swayed back and forth and fell into a small puddle under the tree.

After about five seconds, there was a sudden sound like a pig panting in the woods, humming and chirping, and a certain badger could be heard with black lines on his face. Such a cute little animal was born with a male duck voice, and the cry was ugly enough.

A certain koala had already started to climb up the tree, and the devil knew what it wanted to do in the first place, but after being slapped all about, it forgot all about it, and now it just wanted to go back and get some sleep.

Wang Ping followed with great interest, and when others finally climbed up a section, they caught up with him in twos and threes. I was not ashamed to stretch out my claws to pick someone's belly, wanting to see where the small bag was. But I didn't find it after touching it for a long time, but I saw something suspected of being a "small ball" when I lifted someone's thigh.

"Wow ~ spicy eyes!"

A badger hurriedly let go of the koala's hind legs, and its little paws rubbed against the trunk of the tree in disgust. However, when he touched a protrusion of the trunk, his claws suddenly loosened and directly grabbed the protrusion.

"What's that?"

The touch on the meat pad is soft, like touching a soft-skinned egg. Wang Ping subconsciously took a look in front of him, and then he shuddered.

"Spicy next door ~ spider spirit!"

As soon as the little black claws were raised, the egg-sized spider didn't know where to fly. At the same time, a badger also fell down and fell on the grass. Then he got up in an instant, scratching the goosebumps on his body.

The spider was so large that it could be held in its hand up close enough to make out the structure of its mouthparts and the brown fluff on its body.

"Curiosity kills badgers, you have to have nightmares at night!"

Wang Ping scolded and walked back, no longer interested in finding out whether the koala was male or female, and just wanted to go back and wash his paws immediately. The devil knows how many germs the spider was carrying.

The campsite is flanked by rivers to the south and west of the campsite, which join many of the tributaries that also come from the Belfield Ranges and flow into Lake Belfield. When he returned to the camp, Wang An was taking out the marching pot and preparing to fetch water.

In fact, the two brought simple gas stoves, but Gu Lang still set up a bonfire and prepared to make a fire. Wang Ping thought about it, then ran to his small backpack and took out a piece of Shufujia, and followed Wang An's footsteps to the water source in the south.

Crossing the southern firebreak, less than 30 meters through the forest, there is a three-meter-wide stream, and it turns in front of the campsite and winds to the west.

Wang An squatted by the river to clean the pot, and was about to hold the water when he saw a wisp of white soap foam floating on the surface of the water. Turning her head, she saw a badger crouching to her left, rubbing two little black claws into foam.

"Damn, if you were the badger I raised, I would have killed it eight times!"

"I ......" Wang Ping turned his head in astonishment, "Why don't I wash my hands, why did I provoke you again?"

"Go, go, wash upstream!"

Wang An rolled his eyes, raised his hand and grabbed the back collar of a badger, carried it to the other side in the air, and brushed the pot again with a cold face.

Wang Ping was stunned for almost three koala reflex arcs for so long, and then he drooped his shoulders angrily, silently washing his little paws, and his little hairy mouth opened and closed as if he was scolding the street, but he didn't make a sound at all.

When he went back, Gu Lang had almost cleaned up, but he was not in a hurry to light a bonfire. Because I hitchhiked halfway, I estimated that the time was at least three hours over. It was still early before the sun set, and Gu Xianyu was very thoughtful, so he wanted to have a discussion with Wang An.

Wang Ping knew what the bastard thought. He probably thought that after practicing sanda for a few months and having a "draw" with Lao Hantou, he was already a master. Now I have the opportunity to show it, so that Wang An knows that he is not a rookie. The two "masters" exchanged ideas, and maybe they could create some sparks or something.

"Come on!"

In front of the camera, Gu Lang stood with his hands in his hands, and said with a detached smile: "Don't keep your hands!"

"Tsk......" A certain badger who had opened a new pack of nuts raised his claws and covered his eyes.

At sunset, when a pickup truck with zero shock absorption effect turned into the firebreak in the afterglow, the bearded man was startled by the "pig's head" as soon as he got out of the car.

"Shet, who are you?" said the bearded man with a wary expression.

"I, it's me...... Gu Lang: You still have my passport!" said a salted fish with a wry smile on his face that was swollen.

"Wow~" The bearded man pulled the corners of his mouth, first saw the figure of his daughter running over, put his mind at ease, and then asked curiously: "Brother, how did you do this? Who beat it?"

"Ahem... That one... No!" Gu Laosan waved his hand and said abruptly: "Bad luck, I fell in the woods and hit the tree." ”

Wang An, who was not far away, covered his face, and a certain badger who was eating nuts suddenly choked, slapping his small chest vigorously and coughing non-stop at the same time.

"Dabi~" The bearded man was about to speak, Alice had already run over with the wolf Xiaosi, and the little hand climbed and bent down to kiss her bearded shoulder, and whispered in his ear: "That sister is so fierce, just like my mother, I beat my uncle to tears......"

"Uh......"

The bearded man's expression froze, he rubbed the little girl's head, got up and sympathized with someone who was smiling awkwardly: "Indeed, this woods are quite slippery......"

"Yes, yes!" someone nodded in a heartfelt manner, "It's too dangerous!"

Giving a sympathetic look, the bearded man turned around and went to the back compartment to move a case of beer, and changed the subject: "I think you came on foot, you must have brought a box from the supermarket over there!

"You... Don't you still have to drive back?" Gu Lang frowned and pointed at Alice, "You don't want to take your daughter for a drunk drive, do you?"

"Haha!" the bearded man looked up and laughed: "Brother, this is only a dozen kilometers away from Holsgap, I can call a substitute driver!"

On the other side, in a bar on the Perth coast, the old man burped, hooked the shoulders of the little "man" next to him, and said with a big tongue: "Brother Jerry, Gour~~ You drink a lot!"

"It's okay~ It's far worse than you (*–_-)!"

Yuan Xiaoxiao quietly put someone's paw back on the bar, and then said quietly: "Tell me your story?"

"Okay! When you meet a confidant, my brother will tell you about it!"