At this time, if there is a live broadcast in the room, Gu Laosan may become popular.

However, Wang Ping was just satisfied with his pranks, if he really did this, he would have gone too far, and Gu Laosan had to rebel.

Wang Ping held back a smile, hugged one of the dog's front legs, and stretched his head to look out.

There was a sound of water in the bathroom, accompanied by a little song humming by someone. But in the next second, a terrible scream resounded throughout the second floor.

"Hmm?ah~......!

With the sound of heavy objects hitting the ground, there was a chaotic noise in the bathroom, Gu Laosan pulled his shorts with one hand, accompanied by a flying toothbrush and a water cup, and fell out of the bathroom with a rolling belt.

"碦碦碦~" Wang Ping laughed directly at Da Hei's feet, and his body twitched.

"Wang!"

Da Hei was obviously taken aback, looking at Gu Lang, who was almost crazy, his face was full of doubts.

"Ah...... Be calm! Be calm!"

After putting a piece of clothing on his body and finding a pair of beach pants to put on, Gu Lang went downstairs with trembling legs, ignoring Grandma Sheng's inquiry, and drove out directly into the Wrangler, and went straight to the nearest Lin'an District Hospital.

When Wang Ping, who reacted, chased all the way to the yard, there was only an open gate, and the shadow of the wrangler was gone.

"This kid! frizzy, where is this going?" Grandma Sheng muttered and put a small pot of rice porridge on the dining table, turned around and saw Wang Ping, and shouted with a smile: "Huanhuan, let's not wait for him, eat first!"

Wang ping:...... It's just such a step late, and the big bustle can't be seen. I really want to know Gu Laosan's expression when he saw the doctor.

Someone goes fast and comes back quickly.

There was no one at home, and the dog accompanied Grandma Sheng out to the tea shop, leaving Wang Ping alone, nesting in the living room with the TV on in a daze.

After entering the door and looking around, Gu Lang stared at Wang Ping, and asked with a dark face, "You did it, right?"

A certain badger glanced at Gu Lang with a cute face, and then turned his gaze to the TV as if nothing happened.

But after only holding it back for a while, Wang Ping couldn't hold it back, and when he thought of the possible experience of Teacher Gu, he laughed out loud. Then he rolled to the floor with his belly in his arms.

Gu Lang: "......"

It's so angry! But there's nothing I can do.

Originally, I thought that a certain badger was just not used to changing the environment, as long as he was prepared, there was no chance for this product. But in the next week, Gu Lang experienced the truth of "only a thousand days to be a thief, no thousand days to prevent thieves".

Hehe, people can go to the ceiling, unless the ceiling is also locked.

What to put salt in the cup of water, dead mice in the bed, these are all pediatrics.

The worst thing is that one day, Gu Laosan found out that the account of the king of pesticides fell from diamond to bronze at some point. One of his friends, who often blackened with him, also called him in the middle of the night to scold the street, saying that he deliberately cheated him, causing his diamond to be gone.

Well, Wang Ping admits that playing games with his tail is indeed a little difficult to keep up with in terms of reaction.

In just one week, Gu Lang felt that he had begun to have a nervous breakdown, and began to think about finding something to do for a certain badger.

It was another morning, and Wang Ping went out to patrol the mountains on his back on the big black.

This week, he never touched his laptop under the bed again, and he tried not to think about anything about the WAP. In addition to the fixed project of tricking Gu Laosan every day, it is to patrol the mountains with Da Hei in the morning.

Da Hei was used to Wang Ping's presence, and if he didn't see him waiting in the living room in the morning, he would go upstairs to call him.

When he arrived at the tea mountain, he threw down the dog and went to the tea ridge by himself, and Wang Ping ran to the top of the mountain to watch the sunrise. This has been a fixture for the past week. It is only at this time that Wang Ping's thoughts will occasionally run, and of course, sometimes he will cry.

But today, when Wang Ping was in a daze facing the misty valley, he remembered not Jacob, nor other teammates, but his father.

A certain badger also reacted suddenly, and when he was still in high school, it seemed that for a period of time, he also climbed the mountain every day to watch the sunrise. The difference is that it was with his father at the time, but now it is with a dog.

It's funny to say that during that time, my father climbed the mountain every day, neither to watch the sunrise nor to exercise, but to practice qigong.

Wang Ping's father is a typical materialist, who firmly believes in all scientific creeds, and sometimes has a bit of pretension and resentment of literary youth. As a result, during that time, in their unit, the news of a qigong master was spreading wildly among colleagues.

It is said that this master invented a kind of qigong that can absorb the legendary Hongmeng purple qi, and when practiced, it can strengthen the body and prolong life. They have attracted a lot of uncles and aunts, and they practice together every day.

When Wang Ping's father heard this, he was so deceitful that he had come to a scientific research institute and didn't teach him a lesson, thinking that their research institute was easy to fool.

Of course, Wang Ping's father prides himself on being an intellectual, and he pays attention to convincing people with reason. I didn't run to demolish people in the first place, and I didn't call the police. Instead, I first went to the uncles and aunts who had practiced to do research and ask them how they felt.

Of course, Wang Ping knew about this from the beginning, and discussed it with his father. I feel that the qigong of wool, the so-called master, fools those uncles and aunts every day, gets up early before dawn, climbs to the top of the mountain and waits for the sunrise. It is said that the legendary Hongmeng purple qi will only be born at the moment of sunrise. So a group of people went to the suburbs to climb the mountain every day, and stood on the top of the mountain stupidly at sunrise to breathe "purple gas".

According to those uncles and aunts, since practicing this exercise, my head is no longer dizzy, my spirit is better, my body is getting stronger day by day, and I can go to the fifth floor in one breath, and it is not difficult.

When Wang Ping's father talked about these angrily, Wang Ping burst into laughter at that time. If you get up early to climb the mountain before dawn every day, your health will be fine. It can only be said that the master's eloquence is really good, and he stubbornly attributes the effect of exercising to Qigong.

But not long after laughing, Wang Ping couldn't laugh anymore. Because Wang Ping's father decided to pay the registration fee, he went to practice Sanjiu in winter and Sanfu in summer with those uncles and aunts, and after everyone had a good relationship, he would give everyone a science popularization of what is called scientific exercise. By the way, debunk the tricks of scammers. And in this process, Wang Ping also has to follow.

In his father's words, young people should exercise more so that they can have good health in the future.

But after two months of practice, Wang Ping's father was square, and Wang Ping was also square. Because the scientific research workers who have adhered to materialism all their lives suddenly felt a sense of qi.

No language is as shocking as the real feeling in the dantian.

So, what to expose the liar, Dad Wang couldn't take care of it for a long time. Every day before dawn, I went to Wang Ping's room to pick him up, followed him out, and drove to the suburbs to breathe "purple gas".

However, just when the two of them were practicing qigong, the master was arrested.

The reason for being arrested is very simple, the goods are actually a liar with no real materials. The so-called qigong is simply a simple Taoist remnant deceived from Longhu Mountain. The only function is to make the new disciples feel qi, and as for how to practice after generating a sense of qi, the ghost only knows. People don't dare to practice now, for fear that they will be wasted.

With such a toss, the father and son didn't dare to practice anymore. I don't know how to play behind this, in case this legendary "purple gas" inhales too much, and one day the dantian explodes with a "bang", and this joke will be bigger.

Those uncles and aunts who began to obstruct the police uncles from enforcing the law, after learning the truth, they immediately dispersed, and no one got up early to go to the top of the mountain to breathe purple gas. I was afraid that I wouldn't get the longevity and longevity, but I tossed my old money into it.

However, to say that this so-called qigong is completely useless, it is not enough. At least Wang Ping did feel a lot stronger in that year, and even his strength was much greater.

At this time, looking at the red light in the distance, Wang Ping was eager to try.

Anyway, they're not human now, why don't you practice again?