Chapter 42: Haji who doesn't play his cards according to common sense
Now seeing that Xiao Zhang was about to speak, the presiding judge finally breathed a sigh of relief, and regardless of the strict discipline in the court, he directly pointed at Xiao Zhang and said, "Witness Fang Assistant, please speak." ”
In a word, Xiao Zhang became a witness assistant.
"Oh, Judge, before I came, I told Haji to listen to the presiding judge when he went to court, and the others should ignore him. So...... So Haji ignored the others. You know, the search and rescue dog is very smart, but it is also a bit of a dead man, and it does not deliberately ignore the opposing lawyer. Xiao Zhang opened his mouth to explain, half-truths and half-truths for Haji.
"How can a witness not communicate with the defense lawyer? This is unreasonable!" The defense lawyer did not want to let Haji go, and continued to chase after him.
"Well, why don't you go this way? Go between Haji and the judge, maybe Haji will notice you, maybe ......" Xiao Zhang was also a little nervous, and seeing that the defense lawyer was aggressive, he had to continue to play the round.
The defence lawyer, believing that he had a plan, went straight to the middle of the line between Haji and the presiding judge. In order to be able to put more pressure on Haji, he even took two more steps forward, almost to the point of coming face to face with Haji.
Haji couldn't help but laugh in his heart as he watched this guy come over to die. The heart said that others can't do anything to you, but I don't have this worry, after all, Lao Tzu is wearing a dog skin now!
The defense lawyer turned to Haji and continued to speak to Haji. Unexpectedly, Haji suddenly stood up from the small table he was standing on, and took a bite in the face of the defense lawyer!
Note that this haji is not a bite from the mouth. Haji knew that if he dared to bite in public, he would not be able to live a better life in the future. Besides, Haji didn't plan to bite the other party, he just wanted to embarrass the other party. So he didn't use the way he bites, but the way he sprays.
You read that right, it's squirting! However, Haji's squirting is not the same as the way the trolls on the Internet use it, he uses saliva instead of teeth! It should be considered a physical attack, while the trolls use a keyboard, and the essence is still different.
This squirt, in fact, is a spit. Of course, canines have big mouths, and it's not easy to squirt. Fortunately, Haji has human experience, and his lips and lung capacity are large enough, and he has enough saliva. Haji quickly shut his mouth, leaving only a small gap in the middle of his mouth, and then squirted all the saliva out of his mouth towards the defense lawyer.
In order to cover up his angry behavior, he also called out to the defense lawyer "Wang" by the way. It seems to mean: Who are you? What are you doing in my way?
The defense lawyer had never faced such a situation in court, and certainly he had never faced a confrontation with a dog. Usually he sprayed others in court, and the other party really sprayed at him, and he was defenseless.
With a "poof", Haji's saliva almost didn't leak at all, and it sprayed all over the defense lawyer's body and face. There is no way, whoever lets the defense lawyer get too close to him can't hide if he wants to.
The defense lawyer was still suave and suave, and Zhizhu was in his hands, but he was embarrassed in the next second and couldn't see anyone. The courtroom was so quiet that the leaves could be heard, and no one made a sound for two or three seconds.
But just two or three seconds later, someone in the courtroom sneered out laughing. Then the people in and out of the court couldn't control it, and the laughter immediately rang out. Even the presiding judge and the bailiff in the court couldn't hold back, and they all turned their heads and smiled secretly.
People laughed and secretly applauded: You deserve it, who let you squeeze a search and rescue dog. It seems that who doesn't understand your bad intentions, people are a dog, and you have to force a search and rescue dog to speak for your own benefit. Now it's okay, I've been sprayed with saliva, it's time for me!
Taking advantage of this opportunity, Haji also stood up and shouted several times at the defense lawyer who was sprayed there. However, he only screamed a few times, but he didn't make any substantive attack at all. After the defense lawyer stepped back, he sat down again, continued to look seriously in the direction of the presiding judge, and made a full image of a search and rescue dog obeying orders.
"W-what is this?" The defense lawyer was first sprayed in embarrassment, and then he was frightened by Haji's close-range intimidation and withdrew several steps, so that this guy couldn't get up and down, and he didn't know what to do.
The presiding judge was the first to regain his composure, and he struck twice with his mallet and said, "Silence!
Although he said it very seriously, the smile on the corner of his mouth couldn't be hidden. The people who were watching in the courtroom also noticed this scene, but everyone was very cooperative to control the laughter, but the smile on their faces could not be hidden, which was the same as the judge in the court. However, people have also increased their good opinion of the judge in court, and it turns out that the presiding judge is not unkind!
"Judge!" Seeing that Haji was in trouble, Xiao Zhang raised his hand to explain for Haji.
"No need!" the presiding judge saw Xiao Zhang's actions, but reached out to stop him. Then the presiding judge turned his head and said to the indignant defense lawyer: "Defense lawyer, our case this time is very special, and the identity of the witness is also very special. Just now, according to your request, let the handler of this search and rescue dog go down. Now that you're too difficult, isn't it inappropriate for a search and rescue dog?"
As soon as the presiding judge picked out the matter, it was difficult for the defense lawyer to say anything. In fact, it is not only the presiding judge, but also the defense lawyer who finally understands that his wishful thinking has hit the wrong target.
He was not dealing with a person, but a search and rescue dog that could not speak and could go berserk at any time. Unlike the expected situation, according to the current situation, it will not only have no effect, but will only make you a clown. The most unfortunate thing is that this search and rescue dog still does not play cards according to common sense, doesn't it say that Labradors are not aggressive? So what's the matter with this guy? But he is unlucky and can't say anything, and he still has to spend his own money to get the rabies vaccine.
As for the case itself, the defense lawyer has not yet reached the point of exhaustion. Search and rescue dogs must have their limitations in testifying, and the defense lawyer believes that with his own vision and logical analysis, he can still find problems and loopholes in the connection between Haji's testimony and other testimony. It was precisely because of this certainty that the defense lawyer decided to let Haji sit and wait for the time being.
Defence counsel no longer interfere with Haji, and the real process of presenting evidence should begin. The prosecutor's side took out three dolls that had been prepared in advance, and unlike the one Haji had taken before, the hair of the three dolls was painted on the silicone heads, and they were also black. The prosecutor placed the three dolls on the ground, and then motioned for Xiao Zhang, who was in the gallery, to start, and he gave instructions to Haji.
"Oh, I don't have to go there, you just have to talk to Haji, Haji understands people. Xiao Zhang politely excused himself. First, he has a lot of confidence in Haji, and second, he is very willing to let himself and Haji show their hands in front of everyone.
Hearing Xiao Zhang say this, people were full of curiosity and wanted to see how the search and rescue dog provided evidence to the court next.
Seeing this, the prosecutor pointed to the props that had been placed on the ground and said to Haji: "Haji, we have prepared the things, and it is up to you next." Can you tell us who these three dolls are?"
The representative sent by the prosecutor did not even mention the name of Huang Fatzi, in order not to find a loophole for the defense lawyer.
Haji jumped straight off the table and looked at the props on the floor. Then he opened his mouth and picked up a fatter-looking doll and walked directly towards the fat yellow man standing in the defendant's seat. When he walked in front of the fat man, Haji put the doll on the ground, and then squatted there and yelled at the fat man.
"Haji, you mean that this doll represents the defendant Mr. Huang?" the prosecutor asked Haji.
"Whew!" Haji nodded exaggeratedly.
"Okay, go on!" the prosecutor continued to Haji.
Haji grabbed the fat doll in his mouth and returned to the ground in the middle of the courtroom. Then he picked up another brick that had been prepared in advance and placed it on the right hand of the doll, which represented the fat yellow man. After doing this, he looked up at the presiding judge and the prosecutor, and even he did not forget to glance at the defense lawyer.
When the presiding judge nodded and motioned for Haji to continue, Haji picked up the brick and smashed it directly at the other doll. One time, two times......
Although Haji didn't smash it so accurately, the meaning of the representation was quite clear. Naturally, the fat man took the brick and hit another person. And Haji smashed it several times in a row, but several times he did hit the brick on the doll's head.
The people in the front row of the trial site all craned their necks to watch Haji's performance, and they couldn't see the scene behind, so they had to watch the scene happening in front of them through the big screen at the scene. Despite the majesty of the courtroom, there were low cheers and gloating voices, and people were whispering about Haji's IQ and the punishment that the fat man would suffer.
"Okay, is the show over?" asked Haji, the presiding judge, smiling.
"Woo~" Haji shook his head, then picked up a red cross representing the wound bandage, and put it on the head of the doll that had just been smashed, representing that the person who was smashed was injured.
"And who does the other one represent?" The presiding judge also found the case very interesting, and Haji was even more interesting, so he opened his mouth and continued to communicate directly with Haji. Everyone present was also a little surprised, Haji was indeed too smart, he could talk to humans directly, and his reaction speed was so fast, which was really amazing.