Chapter 249: I Can't Ask for It
The modern dance of Gu Sijia and several girls immediately brought up the atmosphere of the scene.
This is also the most enthusiastic response from the beginning of the performance.
Immediately afterwards, it was Shen Lele's solo.
Shen Lele was a little nervous before he came on stage, but when the accompaniment came together, most of the tension was gone, and after he opened his voice, he gradually got better.
What she used was Zhang Huimei's original accompaniment, which was not so explosive, but it was still dynamic.
Her almost professional-level singing undoubtedly convinced everyone, even Xu Yiyang praised it.
Shen Lele's song "Bad Boy" is definitely the highest level of all the singing programs this afternoon, and there is no one.
At the end of the song, the audience reacted and applauded.
This song was sung by Shen Lele with full momentum, and the audience was naturally impressed by her performance.
Chen Yanhui's face was even more ugly.
Damn, that's not good.
Xu Yiyang's two programs in their class completely violated the spirit of the programs they formulated, but the quality was surprisingly high.
The types of these two programs are all explicitly forbidden by themselves before, one is modern dance, and the other is singing love songs, both of which belong to the type that must not be passed.
But this song has won such a strong response, if it is not selected by then, will these people gossip outside?
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but feel a little worried.
Just thinking about it, the person in charge of calling the name shouted and said, "Xu Yiyang, Chen Meng, cross talk "I want to travel". ”
The fat man next to Chen Yanhui said in a low voice: "President, this Xu Yiyang himself also reported the show." ”
"Hmm. Chen Yanhui nodded and said, "I will never give it to him!"
While speaking, Xu Yiyang and Chen Meng had already taken the stage.
Xu Yiyang saw that Chen Meng was a little nervous, so he didn't pick up the microphone, but said in his ear: "Don't be so nervous, you don't look at how many people in the audience can compare to you." ”
Chen Meng was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously asked, "Is it?
Xu Yiyang said with a smile: "Don't forget, we are people who take advantage of the industry outside, you can see who can compare with the gang below?"
Chen Meng suddenly became confident: "Yes...... Makes sense, Brother Xu......"
It does make sense.
In any case, Chen Meng is also a shareholder of the New Century Internet Cafe, holding one-seventh of the shares, and the net value is also more than 100,000 yuan.
There may be someone who is richer than Chen Meng, but that money is definitely not earned by himself.
As soon as Xu Yiyang said this, Chen Meng suddenly overflowed with self-confidence.
So, a condensed and compressed version of "I want to travel" slowly entered the rhythm.
This cross talk is really amazing.
If Guo Degang's later cross talk is a burden that supports a whole cross talk, then his early cross talk can almost open a burden shop.
There are so many funny burdens, unexpected burdens, and fascinating burdens that are simply big burdens wrapped in medium burdens, and medium burdens wrapped in small burdens.
Therefore, before he spoke for two minutes, the audience was already laughing back and forth, and many people laughed out of tears.
When we got to the middle, everyone applauded and laughed desperately when they heard a burden, and laughter abounded.
Many little girls covered their faces with laughter, because they really didn't want to laugh too presumptuous in front of so many people.
Tong Yuewei grabbed Gu Sijia's arm with both hands, and said while laughing: "Wowhaha, French Braised Palace...... Xu Yiyang is so funny!"
Gu Sijia couldn't help it, covering her mouth and smiling.
Xu Yiyang said again at this time: "The boiled palace is full of Qi Baishi's paintings, oops, that cabbage, radish, crayfish, I drooled when I saw it...... Hey, you said, people can sell millions of cabbages for a single cabbage, and if you want to draw a vegetable market, you can't buy the entire marinated palace!"
Chen Meng next to him said: "You also want to be blind and draw a vegetable market, and don't make the old man tired and vomit blood?"
The laughter in the audience was even more explosive, and even Ning Ruolin couldn't help but sneer.
Xu Yiyang said again at this time: "After I came back from France, I will take a plane to Yungui, buy a plane ticket, and take first class!"
Chen Meng said in surprise: "Yo, do you still take first class when you go out?"
Xu Yiyang snorted: "I take first class when I go out." ”
After speaking, another sentence came: "Unless the flight attendant blows me out!"
There was laughter from the audience again.
Chen Yanhui felt extremely uncomfortable.
Deep down, he felt in his heart that the cross talk between Xu Yiyang and Chen Meng was really funny.
But at the same time, there was a voice shouting hard: "Don't laugh, don't laugh, laugh and lose!"
The first half can still be stretched, but when it comes to the part of the national dance without clothes, he can't hold it at all.
"Big brother, do you want to watch the folk dance?"
"Folk dance?
"Have you ever seen a folk dance without clothes?"
"No clothes, no clothes, I know what nationality you are?"
The audience burst into laughter!
Many students even burst into tears of laughter.
Chen Yanhui covered his face and forbeared, while secretly thinking in his heart, what should I do? The effect of this cross talk is simply explosive, much more interesting than what I saw on TV, if this is not given to him, I am afraid it will arouse public anger, right?
After thinking about it, an idea popped into his head.
Let's just say that he is not elegant enough, detached from the life and foundation of a college student, and he wears clothes without clothes, which is extremely vulgar!
Xu Yiyang and Chen Meng's cross talk hit all the sketches and cross talk programs to the ground.
The scene almost laughed from beginning to end, there was no urine point to speak of, and after the cross talk ended, the applause below was thunderous, both boys and girls, all cheered with their throats, and some even whistled.
Xu Yiyang and Chen Meng bowed off the stage, and the applause continued non-stop.
Xu Yiyang didn't expect the effect to be so good, and the two cooperated very well, Chen Meng seemed to be born with a talent for cross talk.
Shen Lele, Gu Sijia, and all came over to praise, the three girls were simply unstingy with praise, and Xu Yiyang, who praised him, couldn't bear it.
Ning Ruolin also ran over and said to Xu Yiyang with a smile: "Xu Yiyang, your cross talk just now is really amazing! This is the funniest cross talk I have ever heard!"
Today's Ning Ruolin is dressed a little antique, with excellent appearance and temperament, it is really amazing, Xu Yiyang couldn't help but look a little distracted, and only after a while did he laugh and said, "Thank you for the compliment, your guzheng is also very good." ”
Ning Ruolin pursed her lips and smiled: "It's a guqin, not a guzheng." ”
Xu Yiyang said in surprise: "Didn't the sister in the newspaper curtain say that the guzheng solo?"
Ning Ruolin smiled: "She should have made a mistake, but it doesn't matter, most people don't think there is any difference between the guqin and the guzheng." ”
As she spoke, Ning Ruolin gestured a fist at Xu Yiyang, winked and said, "I think your show will definitely make a sensation in the whole school by then, come on!"
Xu Yiyang also smiled and said, "Come on, too!"
Chen Yanhui turned his head to look at this scene, feeling depressed.
Damn, the four beauties of the freshman year all circled around Xu Yiyang, Shen Lele, Gu Sijia, Tong Yuewei, Ning Ruolin......
Why is this grandson so awesome?
Isn't it just that the military training uniform has made two stinky money?
In terms of handsomeness, it's not much better than me.
But I'm also a student union cadre anyway, so I can't take office soon and become the official student union president, why have I never been a beauty of this level around me?
It's unfair!
......
On Wednesday, CS officially launched a new beta version.
It is said that in addition to adding a few new maps, the new version has also made adjustments and upgrades on the basis of the original, and the balance is better.
All college students who like CS can't wait to experience the new version, and the teams that are ready to participate in the next competition can't wait to have an in-depth understanding and research of the new version, so as to adjust the team's tactical play.
Chen Meng and Zhang Junnan are both CS fans, although they haven't joined any teams, but as soon as they hear that there is a new version, they can't wait to give it a try.
So, the two of them asked everyone to go to the New Century Internet Café on Friday night to have a good time.
Xu Yiyang doesn't care about this, everyone is usually busy with classes, life, and Internet cafes, and it's a good thing to relax occasionally.
So, on Wednesday, he agreed with the network administrator in advance that he would leave a small room for ten machines for the six of them on Friday night.
Of course, six people have to pay to play games in their own Internet café.
On Friday, Shen Lele heard that they were going to an Internet café for the night, and at first he persuaded them not to stay up late and it was not good for their health, but seeing that these six boys were very resolute, he was also shaken, and he pestered Xu Yiyang and said that he wanted to go together.
Xu Yiyang couldn't resist her, so he had to agree, anyway, he left a private room in advance, six people were playing, and seven people were also playing.
So Xu Yiyang told her that there were just three empty machines, and if anyone in their bedroom was interested, they could also come over to play.
Shen Lele greeted him in the dormitory at noon, and there happened to be three girls eager to try.
The other two had other things arranged during the day tomorrow, so they couldn't stay up all night, so she made an appointment with the three girls to go directly to the New Century Internet Café at eight o'clock in the evening.
On Friday afternoon, everyone was still waiting for a meal together after class, and then they went straight to the Internet café.
As a result, before the last class, the list of primary programs for the New Year's Day party was sent.
What made everyone unbelievable was that Xu Yiyang's class came up with three popular programs, but none of them were selected.
It's just a primary, and it's all brushed off......
All those who participated in the preparatory meeting and watched the audition of the show could guess that Chen Yanhui must have deliberately embarrassed Xu Yiyang.
Otherwise, why didn't they give any of the three such good programs in their class?
The primary list is similar to the ancient exam list, only writing who was selected, not why they were selected, not who was not selected, and not giving the reason for not being selected.
Anyway, it is based on the personal likes and dislikes of Chen Yanhui's seven-member group, whoever they want to pass, they will pass, and whoever they don't want to pass, who will not pass.
The classmates in the class found that their class was wiped out in the primary selection program list, and they scolded the street in anger in the class.
Xu Yiyang knew in his heart that this must be Chen Yanhui's revenge on himself and wanted to give himself a little color.
Chen Meng opened his mouth and asked him, "Brother Xu, what should I do about this?"
Xu Yiyang said with a smile: "I'm still afraid that he will coax us and let us pass, so there will be no chance to play on the topic, but I didn't expect him to really dare to just go to the end with me, and I can't ask for it." ”