Text Chapter 36: The Fat Man Who Can Fly

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Wrong!

It's not like flying.

It's a ghostly feeling.

In 0.1 seconds, you can teleport to a distance of dozens of meters, which is called the real elusiveness.

Being seen suddenly can definitely scare people to death.

This is haunting......

Tang Xiaobao had a lot of fun.

Ouch!

One didn't pay attention, the distance was not well controlled, Tang Xiaobao stepped on a pile of dog urine, and then fell to the ground.

The smell of shit came, and Tang Xiaobao shot his flashlight, almost jumping to his feet and scolding.

Damn it, who called the dog to defecate everywhere!

As soon as he raised his head, Tang Xiaobao was so frightened that he fell down again.

"What the hell is this?"

The moon was shining, and a black shadow flew from afar, getting closer and closer, Tang Xiaotang saw clearly, it was a figure.

Judging by the volume, this guy is very fat and fat, so fat that it can't be described, it's like a bunch of fat meat put together.

Tang Xiaobao stared at the air, dumbfounded, and then ...... The next moment, the black shadow suddenly fell from the sky and fell heavily in front of him.

Bang!

Shit Splash!

The fat man got up from the ground, and Tang Xiaobao saw it more clearly.

"Where is the demon, leave quickly, otherwise don't blame me for being unkind to you!"

Tang Xiaobao clutched his chest, with the ghost charm on his body, he was not particularly afraid.

"Damn, whose dog defecates everywhere! No quality, it's so unqualified!"

Hey, the fat man scolded Tang Xiaobao for what he didn't scold just now!

Suddenly, Tang Xiaobao felt comfortable...... Oh, he stared at the fat man in front of him tightly, and said, "Hey, can you still talk to people? Are you a human or a ghost?"

"Who said I was human?" the fat man looked at Tang Xiaobao and said in a muffled voice.

Tang Xiaobao was excited: "Then you are a ghost?"

"Who said I was a ghost?"

Tang Xiaobao said depressedly: "Damn, what the hell are you?"

"I've said it all, I'm not a ghost. The fat man said patiently.

Tang Xiaobao was speechless: ......

"What do you want to do?"

Seeing the fat man approaching step by step, Tang Xiaobao was so frightened that he took two steps back and asked stubbornly.

The fat man looked lonely and said, "I found that you have an artifact on you." ”

Tang Xiaobao said nervously: "Since you know, let's leave quickly, so as not to hurt you, and it will not be good at that time." ”

"Show me. ”

The fat man stretched out his hand and pulled Tang Xiaobao's collar apart.

"Huh?"

The fat man was surprised: "Do you still recognize the Lord?"

Tang Xiaobao didn't react until now, took a few steps back, and was really a little scared in his heart.

This fat man, of unknown origin, knew that he had a ghost suppression rune, but he was not hurt by the rune.

So who is he?

Isn't it a ghost?

And not people?

Could it be an immortal?

According to the book of gods, the divine doctor can cure the gods and ghosts, and the ghosts have seen it, this, this, this, this special mother is a fairy!

Tang Xiaobao became excited, grandma has a mouth, I am fortunate to meet the gods, it is really a great opportunity, no, I have to get some benefits.

Khan, at this time, what Tang Xiaobao thought of was to make a profit......

"You are a god in the sky?"

The fat man was stunned for a moment and said, "Can you see it?"

Tang Xiaobao nodded again and again: "It seems that you are really a fairy, then you can do spells, can you teach me a few spells?"

"Spells?" sighed the fat man, "I don't know how to spell." ”

"Where's the elixir?"

"I still want it. ”

"The fairy fruit is also successful. ”

"Forget it, to tell you the truth, it's true that I'm an immortal, but I've been reduced to a mortal now, so you don't want to get any benefits from me. The fat man said impatiently.

With that, he let out another long sigh.

Tang Xiaobao was disappointed...... The current immortals are too picky! Hmph!

"What about being an immortal, being poor like this?" Tang Xiaobao muttered.

The fat man said angrily: "Look down on me? I think back then, the god was in the Heavenly Palace, and it was also a well-known figure, and the ordinary immortal generals saw me, and they all had to call the marshal in a proper manner, you dare to underestimate me, when will I return to the sky, let you know my ability." ”

Tang Xiaobao pouted.

You are in the sky, how can I see it?

Besides, Lao Tzu became a real miracle doctor in the future, whether it was a fairy or a ghost, he had to wait carefully, in case he got sick one day, he couldn't ask for Lao Tzu's head!

As soon as Tang Xiaobao thought of this, he subconsciously looked at the fat man, this look didn't matter, and he really found that the fat man seemed to be a little wrong.

"You're sick!"

Tang Xiaobao blurted out.

The fat man's eyes lit up and he asked, "Can you tell I'm sick?"

"yes, there's one thing missing from you. Tang Xiaobao shook his head, and touched his beard by the way.

It's a pity that the jaw is bare, and there is no grass.

This action is a bit funny.

The fat man didn't care about this, and said eagerly: "Yes, yes, yes, I don't have immortal energy on me, do you have a way to help me?"

Tang Xiaobao shook his head.

Ay!

The fat man let out a long sigh: "It's been hundreds of years, hey, I still can't get the fairy qi, and I don't know how long I have to stay for what year and month!"

Tang Xiaobao was excited, he finally got the opportunity to treat the immortals, can he not be excited?

But the problem is that he hasn't become a real miracle doctor yet, and he doesn't have the permission to read the super doctor book, even if he knows about this disease, there is no rule of law!

Suddenly, Tang Xiaobao was like a deflated ball.

The fat man continued to shake his head and sigh: "If anyone can let me go back to Heaven, I am willing to pay any price. ”

He secretly glanced at Tang Xiaobao.

Tang Xiaobao hurriedly said: "I can't do it now, but I can do it in the future." ”

The fat man's eyes lit up: "You don't lie to me?"

"I will never lie to you, but you can't forget your promise, when the time comes, I will help you heal, and you will give me the elixir. Tang Xiaobao said with a smile.

The fat man raised his head: "The elixir is my own, when the time comes, I will ask Taibai Lao'er for a few elixirs, can he still not give it?"

Tang Xiaobao said excitedly: "Then can you pay some interest now? ”

The fat man glared: "You think the magic weapon is the cabbage on the street, hmph, I can't always count on you, I'll come to you again in the future!"

As soon as the words fell, the fat man ascended to the sky out of thin air.

Tang Xiaobao was dumbfounded.

Damn, this is the rhythm of ascending to heaven!

Immortals are immortals, this pomp!

The fat man lifted off very chicly, really flying in the sky, Tang Xiaobao's eyes were full of stars, envy, jealousy and hatred.

But the next moment, the fat man fell headlong from a distance.

"Holy, too heavy?"

Tang Xiaobao blurted out.

Just listen to the bang.

As the saying goes, the higher you fly, the more painful the fall becomes, and the fat man's fall is like the earth shaking, like a thunderstorm out of thin air, Tang Xiaobao hurts for him.

But soon, the fat man flew up again, and then, then, and then flew not far, and fell headlong again.

Then he heard the thunder continuously, the sound became quieter, and the fat man disappeared without a trace.

Tang Xiaobao retracted his gaze.

The night is still as silent as ever.

The wind is still cool and pleasant.

Tang Xiaobao was about to teleport, but suddenly found that there was a crystal light in the pile of dog shit on the ground, which was very bright and dazzling.

When I looked closer, I was immediately overjoyed.

Happily, the shining one is a ring, and it is not a vulgar thing at first glance.

Angry, damn it, whose dog defecates everywhere......