Miss Kong Er learned to shoot in her early teens, and at the age of thirteen she could drive, usually without women's clothes, with a big back, or a suit and leather shoes, and a crooked top hat;

This is not excessive, what is even more jaw-dropping is that this guy also likes to imitate men's "three wives and four concubines", both men and women eat, and now she even has an officer's wife in the mountain city.

For such a dead pervert, Zuo Ci is the best prey, after all, Zuo Ci has been disguised, and his face is a collection of the hottest little fresh meat faces in the 21st century, indistinguishable between male and female, full of feminine beauty, male and female, offensive and acceptable, so Kong Er asked his subordinates to "invite" Zuo Ci to Confucius Garden for the first time.

When she got home, she instructed the servants to put water in the bath, and some of the servants brought hot water that had been tempered, and some brought a bucket with milky milk, and she learned from the third aunt that adding a certain percentage of milk to the bathtub can make the skin more lubricated.

The maid put away the warm water, added the appropriate milk and went out, the second lady took off her clothes, looked at her shriveled and short body in the mirror, and was a little ashamed of herself, but when she thought of Zuo Ci, her eyes immediately released a wolf-like gaze, and she stretched out her tongue to lick her dry lips.

After soaking for a while, there was a sound of a car downstairs, and it was estimated that it was the subordinates who "invited" someone to come, so the second miss casually put on a bathrobe and went downstairs, sure enough, it was Zuo Ci, the second miss was very satisfied, snapped her fingers, let her subordinates retreat, and was stimulated by the warm water, Miss Kong Er was already enthusiastic, ready to eat Zuo Ci directly in the living room on the first floor.

After Li Suifeng's popular science, Zuo Ci also knew the origin of this dead pervert in front of him, and asked in horror: "What did Miss Kong want to do when she brought me here?"

"Giggles, Miss Ben fell in love with you at first sight and wanted to make friends with you. ”

"But you don't have to be so direct to make friends, Xiaosheng...... Miss, please respect yourself. ”

Miss Kong Er pressed step by step, the bathrobe on her body slipped off, revealing her tabula rasa figure, "Miss Ben wants you to be my boyfriend......"

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There was a crisp sound, Zuo Ci slapped it before he finished listening to it, and Miss Kong Er flew up and fell motionless on the sofa with a snort, and was directly beaten into a concussion.

Zuo Ci snorted angrily and turned around to go out, the two bodyguards saw Zuo Ci and reached out to stop him, he grabbed his fingers, exerted force in his palm, crackled, the finger bones of the two were crushed, and they lay on the ground screaming, Zuo Ci hated the two people for not learning their skills properly, and they abolished their martial arts when they made a move.

The sound of screaming alarmed the guards further out, and suddenly the shouting and sirens and running sounded loudly, and a group of people came in and found the unconscious second lady, who was immediately rushed to the hospital.

A group of people in the hotel sat around and chatted, Yang Pingfan talked about the daytime, Zhang Xiaoming listened to the scolding, saying that he didn't expect that the martial arts student was so morally corrupt and willing to be a traitor, and then he said bitterly that the people were numb and had no feelings for their family and country, and it was really the desperate era written by Mr. Lu Xun.

Leonard next to him smiled after hearing this, "This kind of thing, not only you have, in fact, in the face of aggression, every nation will produce scum, and some even go even further." Let me give you an example.

In 1812, Napoleon led an expedition to Russia, and the Poles very enthusiastically acted as pawns. Allow me to quote a passage from Tolstoy's War and Peace: The colonel of the Polish lancers, blushing and incoherent with excitement.

An old-looking man asked his lieutenant for permission to lead his lancers across the river without looking for a shoal.

Like a child begging for permission to ride a horse, he was afraid of being refused, hoping to swim across the river in the presence of the emperor. The adjutant said that the emperor probably resented this excessive loyalty, but would not refuse it.

Then the old officer, with his eyes shining, raised his saber and shouted, "Hurray!" and ordered the lancers to go with him.

He stabbed a horse with his spur and galloped toward the river, kicking the horse that had sat down hesitantly and leaping into the water with a thud and swimming deep into the rapids.

Hundreds of lancers then jumped into the water, and the middle of the river and the rapids were cold and terrible, and the lancers scratched at each other and fell from their horses into the water, and some of the horses drowned, and so did the men.

The rest struggled to swim forward to the other side of the river, and although there was a crossing half a mile away, they were still proud to have swam across the river and drowned in the river under the watchful eye of the man. ”

Everyone was dumbfounded, and Leonard clapped his hands, "Most people don't sacrifice their lives and deaths to sacrifice their courage and consciousness for things that can't be touched, so you don't have to be too angry." ”

Everyone was silent after listening, Li Lan felt that the atmosphere in the room was a little dull, so he got up and opened the door to ventilate outside, this was wartime, in order to prevent the bombing of the Dongying people, the mountain city was subject to a curfew at night, but Li Lan saw that there was a room next to the downstairs that was full of light, and there was a clanging sound, and he was suddenly a little curious.

Li Lan glanced back at the house, Yang Pingfan was discussing something in a low voice, so he gently closed the door and went downstairs with his clothes on.

This small room next to the foreign hotel, with a completely different heat from the cold silence outside, the door was not closed, Li Lan was as light as a cat, walked in, and found that it was a jade shop, a gray-haired old master was lying on the desk, engrossed in carving, and in the back room was a young man, holding a hammer to hit a gray stone.

Suddenly intruded into a strange woman, the young man stopped what he was doing, but the old master was still immersed in his own carving world, and did not notice it.

Li Lan waved his hand at the young man, and looked at it by himself, the young man with the hammer was stunned for a moment, reacted, lowered his head and continued to hit the square stone.

The room was very messy, the wires pulled from the hotel could only be used for a foreign lamp, there was no fire, the cold was pressing, Li Lan walked behind the old master and found that he was carving a jade plaque.

"When the girl visited the humble house late at night, she must have something on her mind. ”

An old voice suddenly spoke, which startled Li Lan, and took a step back, but saw the old master straighten up his waist and turn around, his face was like a knife and axe, and his appearance was strange.

"It's nothing, I saw that it was a jade shop, so I wanted to come in and have a look. Li Lan smiled slightly.

"Oh?" the old man frowned, glanced outside the house, then at Li Lan, and looked up and down, "What kind of jade do you want?"

Li Lan just said it casually, but she didn't expect the master to ask this question, she was stunned for a moment, remembered the past, and spit out lightly, "Ask for a jade to keep a safe party." ”

"Peace?"

The old man smiled, "For the people, the most simple and simple wish and blessing is the word "peace", "peace is a blessing", "peace is worth a thousand gold", "peace is a noble person's ......"

Li Lan nodded, "Yes, no matter when, we all hope that without ourselves and our relatives and friends around us, we can be safe and sound, free of illness and disaster." ”

"This is this world is in turmoil, strong enemies have invaded, and the country is not a country, how can anyone be safe and sound?"

The old man suddenly had a nervous startle, which startled Li Lan, and before he could speak, the young man behind him roared, "Grandpa, don't get sick, it's rare for a Bodhisattva to come to the door?"

was yelled at by the young man, and the old man's mood calmed down, "Let the girl smile, be safe, and use jade as a talisman to seek health and peace, which is a very important part of jade culture for thousands of years." Since the girl has a request, the old man recommends one to the girl, there is a kind of jade brand that is flat as a mirror is quite popular, because the surface is more elegant and unadorned or less ornamented, known as "safe and sound". ”

Li Lan waved his hand, "The old gentleman has a good temperament, sighing that the times are difficult, and the little woman understands, what is this safe and sound card?"

When it came to jade, the old man suddenly came to his senses.

The original origin of the Wushi brand comes from the "Zigang card" created by Lu Zigang, a jade master in the Ming Dynasty.

Lu's jade cutting skills are superb, which can be described as ingenious, and are on a par with Tang Bohu's paintings, which are also Wu Zhongfeng.

The jade plaque he created with a simple shape and no decoration on the card is called "nothing to do".

Nothing is something, less is more.

In the Ming and Qing dynasties, the "nothing card" was also used as a "wishing card" by the people.

It is said that as long as the wish or blessing of the jade owner is promised on the nothingness card, the wish will become a reality.

Li Lan was overjoyed when she heard this, "Then so be it." ”

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