Chapter 788: Parent-Child Outfit
At this time, Ping An is self-doubting the dog, the big one can't be beaten, why can't the small one be beaten!
This is the difference between a dog in the city and a dog in the countryside.
In rural areas, not only dogs, but even children of a few years old do not think that the goose is a scumbag, on the contrary, children who grow up in the countryside have more or less been dominated by the goose.
A life that has not been chased by a goose is incomplete, of course, this is just Xu Yang's self-comfort.
In fact, who will be used to beating a goose, the key is that you can't beat it when you are a child, the best way can only be to call your parents, and then cry and make trouble, and finally make it a famous dish in the Northeast, stewed goose in an iron pot.
After coming ashore, Ping'an was depressed, as if his body had been hollowed out.
Seeing this, Sisi couldn't help but walk over and comfort it: "Ping An is not afraid, wait for me to ask Dad to help you beat it!"
Hearing this, Ping'an seemed to have a spirit, and felt that he was valued, and then he stood up and shook his whole body, and the water and mud spots all over his body instantly splashed Sisi's body, and even Xu Yang was not spared.
Xu Yang: ...
The dead dog gave him another job, and it seemed that he didn't need any chicken legs for a week.
On the contrary, Sisi is not disgusted with this, and is still fighting with it.
Children, if their clothes are dirty, they will be dirty, anyway, they have a father.
Then Xu Yang led the dog back to walk.
When they came, everyone was very clean, but when they went back, they were disgraced, Ping'an was covered with mud, and Sisi Mountain was full of mud spots, and those who didn't know thought they had gone to roll in the river.
When I got downstairs, Ping'an was a moth again, and he refused to go on the ground, and he was rolling back and forth, making it more soil, and it was definitely not a problem to rub two catties of mud on its body first.
"What are you doing! Don't come out like a two-to-two! Hurry up, if you want to pull the poop, pull it quickly, let's hurry home after pulling it, it's noon, I still have to cook, do you know!" Xu Yang shouted as he pointed to the dead dog lying on the place.
Seeing that the persuasion was fruitless, Xu Yang could only come up with a killer idea.
"Sisi, go, give it a look, let it calm down!"
As soon as the words fell, Sisi stepped forward and picked up a round little hand, which was a big-eared thunderbolt, and it was normal to be safe in an instant, and it was uncomfortable not to be beaten.
If it weren't for its size, he would have thought he had raised a Erha.
The reason is that it often makes some confusing behaviors, and it is accompanied by this IQ offline, how to say, that is, the IQ is sometimes not as good as the two fools.
Ping'an, who was slapped in the face, seemed to be normal again, and then the family entered the house.
The first thing to do is to bathe both of them.
Sisi is okay to say, more well-behaved, but peace requires him to use force, after all, bathing it is a physical job, regardless of it, then his workload is increasing at a geometric rate.
After working for more than an hour, he finally got Sisi and Ping An done, changed his daughter into loose clothes and let them go to the living room to play, while he cleaned up in the bathroom.
On the other hand, Sisi wanted to watch cartoons after coming to the living room, Xu Yang didn't let her watch TV, but was afraid that she would be short-sighted, so she had strict control over the time she watched TV.
The remote control is placed in a relatively high position, and Sisi can't reach it anyway.
Seeing Sisi's look, Ping An grabbed a small chair in his mouth, and then raised his paws to help hold it, while Sisi went up to get the remote control by virtue of the height of the chair, and didn't forget to put the chair back after finishing things.
This IQ is very different from just now, full of wisdom.
When Xu Yang came out, the two of them were already paralyzed on the sofa and began to enjoy leisurely, which made him confused, and there were a lot of question marks in his mind.
"How did you get the remote control!" Xu Yang asked curiously.
Sisi: "Dad, this is a secret!"
Ping'an: "Wang!!"
Xu Yang: ...
Although he knew that there must be some problems that he didn't know, he wouldn't force him, after all, who didn't have privacy?
In fact, since Sisi walked back and could speak, the two of them often cooperated to do various things, and Ping An was trained by him to be very humane, resulting in Sisi's command It can also understand.
Sisi, who grew up to three years old, Xu Yang also began to pay attention to her hobbies, and she didn't want other parents to enroll her in an interest class, learn piano, violin or something, it was up to her to choose, and his role was to guide her.
But I don't know when it started, he found that his daughter's hobby is really a little different, Huangmei Opera, this is really a bit beyond the scope of his knowledge, so that he wants to buy a Huangmei Opera skill recently.
As for the reason, I still saw it on TV, and then she followed suit, and now she can sing a paragraph, but the pronunciation is still a little inaccurate.
The second hobby, like the little brother of the police, whether it is the public security, the traffic police, or the armed police, or even the doorman, she can chat with others, he still doesn't know why this hobby, and in the end it can only be attributed to talent.
The little brother of the policeman has no choice, even if he wears the military uniform at home, he can't satisfy her hobby, but Huangmei Opera can still be done.
He was going to take Sisi to sing in the square outside after a while, but the premise was that she had almost learned it, and it just so happened that the costume given by Sour Pear could be used.
It's been more than two years, but fortunately, the costumes are not outdated.
It was an afternoon at home, and after dinner in the evening, just as he was resting at home, he suddenly received a call from Hang Chuxue.
"Hey boss, let me ask you, what is the most important thing about coming out to mix?" As soon as the phone was connected, Hang Chuxue asked in a low voice.
Xu Yang: ...
"When you encounter something, you can say anything, of course I know that the most important thing is righteousness, don't worry, no matter what happens to you, I will never ignore you!"
Hearing this, there was silence on the other end of the phone for three seconds, and then Hang Chuxue's irritable voice came: "Righteous anger your sister, the most important thing to come out is to 'come out', don't you say that you will take Sisi to the pedestrian street to shop tonight, I have been waiting for you downstairs for more than half an hour!"
Xu Yang: ...
Uh, so embarrassed, he forgot about it.
"Well, come up, we'll wait a while!"
After saying that, he hung up the phone, and then left a gap in the door and led Sisi back to the room to change clothes.
changed Sisi into a bright red costume, and Hanfu is also available, but this is her favorite, the clothes are all given by Sour Pear, but they have become more suitable after his cutting.
There is a red rope palace silk around her waist, tied a very handsome knot, and the two red hairbands on her head look very good-looking, her outfit is similar to when Xu Yang first wore a red costume, but it is much more delicate than him.
With a pair of little red shoes and a small folding fan in his hand, a handsome little girl in red was completed, looking at Sisi in front of him, Xu Yang had a special sense of satisfaction.
This is all dressed up by Lao Tzu little by little.
"Dad wears it too!" said Sisi, pointing to the red costume he had worn.
Xu Yang: "Dad won't wear it, because Dad doesn't look as good as Sisi!"
"No, I want you to wear it, I want to wear the same clothes as my father!" Sisi said.
Hearing this, Xu Yang was stunned, because he remembered that the two of them didn't seem to have worn parent-child clothes, and he used to patronize and dress up his daughter, forgetting that father and daughter also need this kind of clothes to increase their relationship.
Thinking of this, Xu Yang couldn't help but touch Sisi's head and responded: "Okay, dad will wear it!"
After a while, the red-clothed Xu Yang reappeared in the rivers and lakes, this time although he did not have long hair, he still felt very much, one was dark red, one was red, the two of them stood together and it was a good match, and he picked up a folding fan and Sisi matching, and then the two walked out.
At this time, Hang Chuxue, who was in the living room, couldn't help but be stunned when she looked at the costumes of the two.
"You guys are...?"
Xu Yang: "Parent-child outfit, how about it, handsome enough!"
Saying that, two people, one big and one small, posed in the same pose at the same time, gestured an eight with their hands, and then put it under their chin, indicating that they were very handsome.
Hang Chuxue:...
"You two are going to heaven!"
In this regard, the two couldn't help but smile at each other, and then Sisi called each other sweetly: "Hello sister!"
Xu Yang: "Sisi, do you want to let your aunt know?"
"Use you to care, Sisi, don't listen to your father, let's call my sister!"
Saying that, he hugged Sisi into his arms, in the past two years, in addition to him and his grandparents, Sisi is most familiar with Hang Chuxue, after all, he can see it every few days.
"By the way, boss, why didn't I eat it when I fed Ping An a chicken leg just now, is it sick?"
Glancing at the bones in the trash can, Xu Yang couldn't help but reply: "Maybe it thinks that you are more protective of food, and I'm afraid that you will bite it!"
Hang Chuxue: (╯‵□′)╯(┻━┻
Although it was a joke, Hang Chuxue bit it, when Ping An was very young, a round caterpillar was liked by a girl, and Hang Chuxue was naturally no exception.
Of course, the most important thing is to eat too much at night, although I said that I didn't give it chicken legs to eat, but I couldn't stand Sisi to give ah, and today I gave one more in order to comfort it.
Seeing Hang Chuxue carrying Sisi downstairs, he also shouted to Ping'an: "Dead dog, go out to play!"
Peace: ╰(*°▽°*)╯
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