Chapter 215: Mighty King Kong Pill
"Did you hear what Xiao Lei said just now?" Dongfang Xiaofei was also curious, why Xiao Lei still said this kind of thing so loudly.
Zhang Yunhan shook his head, "You are sick, people are talking so quietly, where can I hear it." ”
Dongfang Xiaofei couldn't help but feel happy, it seemed that it was not Xiao Lei who said loudly, but his hearing was much better than before.
"You really didn't hear?" Dongfang Xiaofei was afraid that Zhang Yunhan would trick him into playing, so he asked again.
"It seems that you are really sick, Sister Xiaoyu is right, you are really not suitable for eating these things. With that, he put a lot of pig's trotters and began to put them in bags.
"Xiaohan, I was wrong, in fact, I didn't hear it, I just deliberately humored with you!" Dongfang Xiaofei hurriedly used his hand to protect the delicious food.
"Dizzy, this is also humorous?hahahaha!" Zhang Yunhan deliberately laughed a few times, but honestly, laughing is not much better than crying.
Dongfang Xiaofei's old face turned red, and he quickly picked up the pig's trotters and gnawed them down.
"Wow, it's delicious! It's enjoyable! Then it's the second bite, the third bite......" In the blink of an eye, a pig's trotter was eaten like a cloud by the Dongfang Xiaofei wind.
clicked his lips, stretched out his two thief hands full of greasy, and made a look of grabbing "milk", and the frightened Zhang Yunhan lost his face.
"What are you going to do" Zhang Yunhan glanced at Dongfang Xiaofei and said calmly.
"What else can I do, of course, please ask your old man to get me some napkins. Dongfang Xiaofei said with a smile.
"Then why don't you say it earlier, stretch out your two broken claws and grab something. Zhang Yunhan tidied up her clothes, took out a stack of tissues from the cabinet next to her and handed it to Dongfang Xiaofei.
In a blink of an eye, the delicious food that Zhang Yunhan bought back was eaten by Dongfang Xiaofei, and Dongfang Xiaofei had a big burp. "Boom~"
"I'm disgusting, it's really a rice bucket!" Zhang Yunhan didn't expect Dongfang Xiaofei's amount of rice to be so large, and so many delicious things he bought back were all eaten up by this guy's hard work in one go.
"You know, being able to eat means being strong, you see how strong I am now. After speaking, Dongfang Xiaofei raised his fist and showed off his strong biceps, bang, bang, the muscles could beat at will with Dongfang Xiaofei's mind, as if it was a seduction, and Zhang Yunhan was fascinated by it. ”
"You're not human!"
"Why are you scolding?" Dongfang Xiaofei was still in a self-absorbed mood just now, and he was not in the mood at all when Zhang Yunhan said that he was not a person.
"Hehe, I said you are very powerful!" Zhang Yunhan was indeed convinced by Dongfang Xiaofei, he is definitely not a normal thinking human being now.
"I have to go see Long Xiaofeng, he needs my help. After speaking, Dongfang Xiaofei got down from the hospital bed, put on his shoes, and took out a small pill from the small wooden box.
"Can you move?" Zhang Yunhan was no longer so surprised, for Dongfang Xiaofei, she couldn't use normal thinking at all now.
"Of course, it's still as fast as flying, you see. After speaking, Dongfang Xiaofei made a jumping action on the spot, and jumped a meter and a half on the spot, which scared Dongfang Xiaofei himself.
Dongfang Xiaofei heard Xiao Lei's words very clearly just now, he leaned on Long Xiaoyu's ear and said: "Captain, Xiao Feng seems to be stimulated, he said that he will not be able to be a man in the future, what is the point of living, he has been going crazy and has been hitting the wall." ”
"If Long Xiaofeng has a problem there, you can just cheapen him and let him taste the power of my little pill. Dongfang Xiaofei secretly thought, and after inquiring, he came to Long Xiaofeng's ward.
As soon as I arrived at the door of the ward, I heard a shout in the ward, "I don't want to live, what is the point of me living?" Xiao Feng shouted hoarsely.
"Are you just a man for the sake of that so-called man's self-esteem? Have you forgotten your identity? You are a soldier, and our mission is to defend the country. Long Xiaoyu's voice also came out.
As soon as Dongfang Xiaofei walked into the ward, he immediately attracted the attention of several people in the ward. Among them, the most shocking was Long Xiaoyu.
"You...... How did you get here?" asked Long Xiaoyu with an incredible expression on his face.
"Of course I'm here, I can't do wall-piercing. Dongfang Xiaofei played a humorous game, but this humor played a little unsuccessfully, and none of the few people present laughed.
"Your illness?" Long Xiaoyu couldn't believe his eyes, was this Dongfang Xiaofei in front of him a human being? A normal person suffered such a serious gunshot wound, let alone walking on the ground, it would take at least ten days and half a month to get up. This monster was able to walk on the first day after being injured, and it didn't look like it was hurt at all.
"Why do you think of me like this?" Dongfang Xiaofei was furious by several people, and unconsciously looked himself up and down to see if there was anything wrong with him. But I searched and searched, but I couldn't find anything.
Long Xiaoyu walked up in a few steps, regardless of whether Dongfang Xiaofei agreed or not, she lifted Dongfang Xiaofei's clothes, she wanted to see Dongfang Xiaofei's wounds.
But when she lifted Dongfang Xiaofei's clothes and saw the wound on her back, Long Xiaoyu's eyes almost fell out.
"You're not human!" This was Long Xiaoyu's first sentence after reacting.
"Why do you talk like Xiaohan, you're not human!" Dongfang Xiaofei pulled his clothes off. Said a little angrily.
What's going on today? No one is talking normally. "Is there something wrong?" Dongfang Xiaofei thought to himself.
Long Xiaoyu pointed to a red line on Dongfang Xiaofei's back, and looked at Dongfang Xiaofei with incredulous eyes.
Long Xiaolei also walked over, and looked at Dongfang Xiaofei's back after being pulled off his clothes by Long Xiaoyu again, and he also had an incredible expression.
Xiao Feng, who was still hysterical just now, was also confused by the two of them, what happened to him, why are these two people's expressions so strange today.
"Are you sure he had a gunshot wound?" asked Long Xiaolei to the little dragon girl.
Long Xiaoyu didn't speak, just nodded, she was speechless now.
"Man's wife, is there something wrong with you, even if I'm too handsome, you can't look at it like that, right?" Dongfang Xiaofei was angry and said all the words that scolded Xiaolong in his heart.
"What are you talking about? Dare to call me a man's wife? Do you believe that I killed you?" Long Xiaoyu finally came back to his senses, and heard Dongfang Xiaofei call himself a man's wife, and shouted loudly.
"Hehe, it's okay, you're normal!" Dongfang Xiaofei said with a hippie smile.
"Okay, okay, don't make a fuss, please go out for a while, okay, I have some personal things I want to talk to Xiaofeng. ”
Pushing away the two people who were still in a state of surprise, Dongfang Xiaofei closed the door and walked to Xiaofeng's bedside, looking like a thief.
"What are you going to do?" Long Xiaofeng covered his chest and looked at Dongfang Xiaofei.
"Grass your uncle, can I still have a foundation with you? If what I said is correct, your thing is useless now, right?" Dongfang Xiaofei scolded with a smile.
"You....... How do you know?" Xiao Feng roared loudly, this kind of thing was his fatal injury, and he was most afraid that others would find out.
"This Long Xiaolei is really untrustworthy, hum!" Long Xiaofeng clenched his fists tightly.
"Don't get me wrong, it wasn't Xiao Lei who told me, I overheard. Dongfang Xiaofei was still smiling.
"You...... You are despicable and shameless!" Xiao Feng glared at Dongfang Xiao Fei angrily.
"That's what you said, if I have a way to cure your illness......" Dongfang Xiaofei didn't say anything, turned around and was about to leave the ward, but walked very slowly.
"Brother Fei, Brother Fei, you stay here, what did you just say?"
"Your uncle, you change your face really quickly. Dongfang Xiaofei scolded with a smile. "I said I had a cure for you. ”
If this was said by someone else, Xiaofeng might not believe it, but Dongfang Xiaofei has never played cards according to common sense, and he does things in a strange way, otherwise he would not have made Xiaolongnu a dignified leader of the Shenlong Special Team fascinated.
"Hehe, wasn't I excited just now, don't be like me. "This Xiaofeng is really a talent, and he knows how to see the wind and rudder.
"Forget it, seeing that you have such a good attitude, I'll help you kid, lest you become a man in the future. After speaking, Dongfang Xiaofei took out the small pill from his pocket.
"Ate this. Dongfang Xiaofei handed it to Long Xiaofeng.
"Can eating this cure my illness?" Long Xiaofeng looked at Dongfang Xiaofei with wide eyes.
"That's right, let's eat it. ”
"What is this?" Long Xiaofeng still didn't dare to eat.
"Your uncle, this is my heirloom, "Mighty King Kong Pill".
Long Xiaofeng was still skeptical, and Dongfang Xiaofei simply stuffed the pill into Long Xiaofeng's mouth. With a grunt, he swallowed it.
"Don't talk, do what I say. Dongfang Xiaofei continued. "Qi Luck Dantian, slowly inhale and exhale, Qi Luck Guan Yuan acupoint, then Qi Hai acupoint, Kidney Yu acupoint......
Luck dantian, collect gas. Dongfang Xiaofei told the whole process of luck.
Long Xiaofeng followed Dongfang Xiaofei's explanation, step by step, as a member of the dragon team, he still knows all about the acupuncture points of the human body, and qigong is no stranger to them, so what Dongfang Xiaofei said is not a difficult thing.
"How do you feel?" Dongfang Xiaofei asked after seeing Long Xiaofeng's luck.
"I feel so comfortable, every time the true qi is transported to a meridian, I feel warm and indescribably comfortable. Long Xiaofeng said excitedly.
"How does it feel there?" Dongfang Xiaofei said, pointing at Long Xiaofeng's military powerhouse.
Long Xiaofeng shook his head, the injuries he had suffered there were too serious, and Xiaofeng no longer had any hope. <