The hospital is really not good.

Just changing the inspection items and going through the procedures will be tossed back and forth. Tired He Miao enough.

After the urine routine was done, it was already more than five o'clock in the afternoon when I got the report, and the two of them were in a hurry, and the report was taken to the diagnosis and treatment room, but fortunately, the old expert had not left.

"Are you all right?"

"It's all right. ”

He Miao replied breathlessly.

Holding the test report sheet that He Miao brought over, the old expert carefully compared the various data, and slowly sat back in his position.

"It's okay, it's just that there are some mild urinary tract infections that are acute and it's okay. ”

The conclusion of the old expert finally made the hearts of the two of them fall back.

"I'll prescribe you some anti-inflammatory drugs, and Chinese patent medicines to take first, and later, you don't need to take anti-inflammatory drugs if you don't want to take them, but this Chinese patent medicine, you must insist on taking it for more than a month. ”

He Miao looked at the old expert who was working hard in his medical record book and nodded incessantly.

"Is there anything to be aware of?"

Cheng Xidong, who was standing aside, suddenly interjected.

Suddenly interrupted, the old expert looked up at Cheng Xidong in displeasure.

"Nothing special. But you should pay special attention to the fact that you can't have sex for more than a month in this conditioning. ”

The old expert pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose, and the words "can't have sex together" were very clear.

He Miao's face instantly turned red like a monkey's buttocks, and she didn't dare to answer.

Cheng Xidong nodded on the side, pretending to understand.

Walking out of the hospital gate, it was nearly dusk.

He Miao was in a good mood and took a deep breath of the air outside the hospital.

"Let's go, sister will take you to eat something delicious. ”

"I cried like a flower-faced cat in the morning, and jumped like a rabbit so quickly. ”

Cheng Xidong lovingly and helplessly turned He Miao's body around and sorted out the broken hair on her forehead.

He Miao was afraid of Cheng Xidong's "big pig's trotters", for fear that he would mess up his hairstyle.

When I entered Orange Sky, I found a casserole porridge shop and sat down.

After ordering the food, He Miao's eyebrows fluttered, and she complained about the process of doing a bladder examination in the afternoon.

"I just checked. It is very likely that my situation was when I was playing a roller coaster, holding my urine. ”

"Then who told you to go up before going to the toilet. ”

Cheng Xidong blames on the surface, but he is also distressed in his heart.

"You said that in my situation, did I suffocate my bladder to be like this?"

He Miao approached Cheng Xidong to speak, but his voice was still not small.

There are not many people in the store at this time, and only sporadic waiters are making orders.

Hearing He Miao's big words, he stopped what he was doing and cast a curious gaze.

Cheng Xidong felt a little embarrassed.

"Can you not have a bladder on the left and a bladder on the right in public. ”

"It's not a shame to say what's wrong with your bladder, don't you have a bladder?"

The more Cheng Xidong felt that this had a bad impact, the more He Miao wanted to say it "vulgarly" loudly, she felt that it was nothing.

After this incident ended, Cheng Xidong had another task.

As He Miao's boyfriend.

Before that, he volunteered to take on the arduous task of why Miao Ji had a "Good Friday" every month.

He Miao's confused personality basically can't remember anything.

At first, Cheng Xidong didn't care.

But once He Miao has a "relative" to come, he will follow a soft-footed shrimp, and the road will be unstable, not to mention that he doesn't remember to bring his "aunt towel" every time, and Cheng Xidong, a straight man, will go to the supermarket and buy it back alone.

Every time the clerk looked at his ambiguous eyes, he felt "humiliated".

This also means that he will set a reminder on the mobile phone calendar for He Miao's "menstrual affairs" date, and "warn" He Miao three days in advance.

But to no avail.

In the end, Cheng Xidong will always prepare some in the mezzanine of his car in case of emergency.

So much so that he was later discovered by a colleague who was in his car, which became an important basis for him to "lick the dog".

This is again a reminder once a month.

Now Cheng Xidong has to set a fixed point every day, and he has to remind He Miao once: it's time to drink water. Don't hold your pee.

The days are long, stretching endlessly, sliding towards the next Mid-Autumn Festival.

Cheng Xidong and He Miao have known each other for a year.

"When will you Miao Da beauty summon the little one?"

Cheng Xidong thought about taking advantage of this Mid-Autumn Festival to officially come to the door, and the new son-in-law would meet his mother-in-law.

He Miao raised his eyebrows.

"Oh, you're going to come to the door in advance to "send you to death", young man. ”

"Oh, stretch out your head and shrink your head, "early death and early superbirth". ”

Cheng Xidong really wanted to open it.

"Since you are "bent on dying", then I have no choice but to fulfill you, you can wait for the letter with peace of mind, and I will go back to report it. ”

"Go, go. ”

Cheng Xidong happily waited for He Miao to go back to report the news.

The first thing He Miao did when she went back was to probe her Miao Da Beauty's tone.

"Big beauty, hehe"

He Miao approached with a flattering smile, and Miao Da Beauty became vigilant.

"What?"

Miao Da Beauty asked angrily, this expression was greasy at first glance.

"It's nothing, I just want to ask, when do you have time to meet that goods?"

"Which goods?

Miao Da beauty deliberately pretended to be stupid.

"Tsk, don't pretend, you know who I'm talking about. ”

He Miao knew that Miao Da Beauty was so obviously pretending to be stupid, but she didn't want to talk about it.

"We've been together for almost a year, and it's time for you to see each other. ”

He Miao sat down next to Miao Da Beauty, handed her a cup of milk tea she had just bought, and helped insert the straw.

Miao Da Mei took it and drank it, waving her hand irritably.

"I haven't been available lately, so I'll talk about it in two days. ”

Hearing such a perfunctory answer, He Miao immediately took back the milk tea that had just reached her mouth.

Miao Da Beauty hurriedly stood up and grabbed it, He Miao had already drunk happily by herself, but she was unwilling to hang her hand and sit back on the bed.

"Oh, you don't have time, then you won't have to eat any milk tea and sauce elbows, after all, the future mother-in-law refuses to meet, and people can only go home and be sad, how can you still be in the mood to buy it for you." ”

He Miao put one hand on her waist, and her yin and yang tone were weird, and there was something in her words, Miao Da Beauty is a smart person who gets to the point in seconds.

"Are you saying that the food and drink you give me every day are all bought by that kid?"

"That's right, your daughter and I have already been stripped of your LV bag, how can I have spare money to buy these for you?"

Speaking of this, He Miao was angry.

Miao Da beauty wants to buy a brand-name bag to support the scene.

Playing the family card in front of He Miao, a handful of snot and a handful of tears.

said that he bought a brand-name bag for He Miao, and kept saying that in order to buy this bag, how many oceans were spent, and he had to save a few dollars when he went out to eat.

He Miao felt guilty when he heard this.

Give your salary card to Miao Da Beauty, and let her eat without saving.

Miao Da Mei also pretended to be a prevarication on the spot, and finally turned around and asked the little sister to buy a small five-figure LV for herself in Hong Kong.

He Miao saw the information reminder of the expenditure, his heart was dripping blood, and he couldn't say anything, after all, his dear mother also bought himself an expensive bag.

But the next day, He Miao happily carried this small luxury bag to work, sat in Chen Bo's car, and let Chen Bo look at it for a while, and then he knew that he had been completely "deceived".

"Xiao He, your brand is a niche self-created brand in Hong Kong, and it takes the route of light luxury, which is no more than 1,000 yuan. ”

He Miao couldn't believe his ears.

"Impossible, Chen Bo, my Miao Da beauty told me that she spent 10,000 yuan to buy it from Hong Kong, how could it not be worth 1,000?"

"Your mother has been deceived, right? No, it's all priced on the Internet, and how can this kind of fabric be made of five figures? I guess it's only a few hundred. ”

He Miao instantly recalled all the things he had gone through in the past few days like a movie, and sneered.

It's been deceived. But it's not her beauty, it's herself.

It was she herself who was "put aside" by Miao Da Beauty.

No wonder, when Miao Da Beauty's new bag arrives, the bag is inseparable, and she doesn't let He Miao touch it wherever she goes, and she dares to be weak-hearted.

summed up in the words of Sister Jin, who Miao Da beauty believes in the most: The little girl has two faces.

But soon, He Miao could only sigh.

What if you know?

Her mother can't be coaxed, she just needs to be happy.

Similar to this kind of "pit daughter" thing, Miao Da Beauty has done a lot "behind her back".

She is sincere, and treats He Miao as her "little sister" who is intrigued on weekdays.

Because of this, He Miao also had to sum up his experience in the "lessons" again and again.

Just like Cheng Xidong gradually turned passive into active in the "game" with He Miao, He Miao gradually figured out the routine in the "battle of wits and courage" with Miao Da Beauty.

For example, I asked Cheng Xidong to buy milk tea and food every day.

Once a dependency is formed, it can one day be leveraged.

Now is the right time.

The food was suddenly recycled, and Miao Da Mei wilted a lot.

I have to say that the attribute of foodie, He Miao and Miao Da beauty are in the same vein.

"But I don't know what kind of person he is, and we don't know each other. ”

Miao Da Beauty stared at the milk tea in He Miao's hand, looking very pitiful.

He Miao was merciless, sucking milk tea, and was about to see the bottom.

"Okay, okay, I'll see you. ”

Miao Da Beauty finally couldn't sit still, snatched the last half cup from He Miao's mouth, and drank it in a hurry.

She didn't even let go of the last point, tore off the plastic seal, removed the straw, and poured it into her mouth.

He Miao looked at Miao Da's beauty's movements with black lines on her face.

Is a cup of milk tea as well?

It's like I've never drunk it, but I've been buying it for more than a month, and I have a cup every night after eating.

At this time, Miao Da beauty is here.

"But, but you can't let me just see me directly, can you?"

When she couldn't escape, Miao Da Beauty began to use her little brain.

"Why do you want to?"

As long as Miao Da Mei agrees to meet, He Miao will follow her first.

"Look, I'm just seeing him so seriously, how do you know his true face, right?"

Go on. ”

He Miao felt that the beauty of Dan Miao was unwilling to be so obedient, but at the same time, she also wanted to see what she was going to do.

"You give me a chance to observe in the shadows. For example, in the restaurant where you eat, arrange a good place for me to secretly observe his behavior, and preferably let me listen to your conversation, and I will specify the questions you ask him. ”

Miao Da Beauty's request was very specific, and she was excited as she spoke.

"You've watched too many spy war dramas, don't you? Do you think it's an underground party, testing your comrades' loyalty to our party?"

He Miao's eyes rolled to the top of her head, this scene was too much.

"What do you know? The more you inadvertently let your guard down, the more you can see the inner nature of a person. ”

Miao Da Beauty is stubborn, and she can't be tough.

He Miao estimated that she couldn't resist her, so she gave up resisting.

But you have your Zhang Liang, and I have my ladder to cross the clouds.

It's a test, and it's not that you can't leak the question, right?

At this point, He Miao had already "defected".

Here Miao Da beauty is racking her brains, asking Du Niang, asking the old sisters, and painstakingly designing questions.

Over there, He Miao has already started to give Cheng Xidong a preventive injection.

"I'll tell you, my mother is naked to do something for you this time, and she has to guard against it. ”

He Miao's serious attitude made Cheng Xidong feel that this matter was not trivial.

"What's the situation?

In his mind, he still wouldn't have thought of such a complicated layout as Miao Da Beauty.

"How is it possible, I have the means to make an appointment to meet such a trivial matter? You underestimate me too much, right?"

"Hehe, that's, it's my brain, after all. ”

If you don't wear it before, you don't wear it, and a timely rainbow p is still necessary.

"Poor mouth!"

Unconsciously, when Xidong called her wife again, she was no longer repulsed, and she accepted it all.

"She means it's okay to meet, but give her a chance to observe you secretly before you meet. ”

"What? What does that mean?"

Cheng Xidong didn't understand Miao Da's bewildering behavior.

"That is to say, when we are alone, without your knowledge, she sets up questions for me to ask you, she is responsible for observing your performance from afar, and I am responsible for giving her feedback on your answers, which is a kind of test in advance. ”

He Miao was patient herself, and she felt ridiculous after explaining to Cheng Xidong, what was going on, she was full of food all day long.

Cheng Xidong was obviously confused by Miao Damei's idea of brain circuit Qingqi and the unusual tone.

No wonder He Miao is usually eccentric, it turns out that there is such a peculiar mother.

In the future, the mother-in-law will play the game, no matter how unwilling she is, she will continue to play with her, not to mention that Cheng Xidong may have been "played" by He Miao at ordinary times, and there was a trace of expectation in the nervousness.

For example, what when she found out that she was the guy who saved her "out of trouble"?

"Anyway, as you remember, my mom doesn't like to wear crewneck jeans, she feels immature and untemperamental. You remember that day, you must wear clothes with a shirt collar, slacks or trousers with moderate elastic on the lower body, try to wear black, gray and white simple colors, just look clean and neat, and be sure to get a haircut, your hair has been too long recently. ”

He Miao chattered like a little old woman, and said a bunch of important points, Cheng Xidong was not annoyed, but it was true that he didn't do a few things.

On the same day, Miao Da Mei took a half-day off, specially squatting, black clothes, black pants, black super, with a big mask, sneaky, she sat down in the store and ordered a single package to wait for the rabbit.

After the person was in place, she immediately sent a message to He Miao.

He Miao shook her head helplessly, not knowing what routine this scene would follow, so she had to pull Cheng Xidong to the agreed place.

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