One day, Hillary Clinton was taken to God and found a lot of clocks hanging in God's living room.

So she asked the servant, 'Why does God have so many mobile phones, and why do they go fast and slowly?'

The servant said, 'These watches represent human life, and everyone in the world has such a piece, and if you go fast, you have many affairs, and if you go slowly, you have no affairs.' ’

Hillary Clinton asked, 'Why don't you have my husband?'

The servant replied: 'Your husband's watch was taken by God to his office as an electric fan. ’“

July 19, 2001, cloudy.

In July every year, Shanghai has spent the unique plum rainy season in the south, has not yet entered the hot summer, the weather is mainly sunny, the sun is shining, the white clouds in the blue sky are long, the changes are endless, it is the most beautiful season of the year in the city scenery of Shanghai, the color of July is the most beautiful Shanghai.

8:22 a.m.

On the Yan'an elevated road to the Shangri-La Hotel, a Mercedes-Benz with a Beijing C license plate and tail number 222 drove smoothly under the drive of the old driver Ermao.

In the car, Sister Da Da stared at Zhao Song with blood through her gums, and said fiercely: "In other words, you told an old-fashioned joke to the President of the United States in front of a global audience?"

"Uh-huh~"

Zhao Song nodded seriously.

"I~"

"Oops~"

Sister Da Da twisted Zhao Song's arm in disbelief and hatred, and then reluctantly let him go.

Zhao Song rubbed his arms and complained: "Just a little way there, what else can we talk about, praise the weather, praise the famous Liao Yingzhu, and at most tell a joke that is not embarrassing." ”

"Heh~"

Sister Da Da looked at him with a smile: "Tell a joke about the former president?"

Speaking of this, Sister Da Da didn't know what she remembered, and sighed: "I heard that in the United States, ordinary people can scold Zizton Sabi casually, if this is ...... in China"

"I dare to scold at home. ”

Zhao Song answered angrily, and then scolded loudly in Sister Dada's unbelievable eyes:

"Zipper Ton Shabi!"

“........”

People are scolding their own presidents, what are you?

Sister Da Da couldn't help but smile and pinched Zhao Song again before continuing her question:

"You asked the Ministry of Information to collect so much information from Xiaobu, and let the expert group, including me, analyze it over and over again for so long, just to tell a joke?

Don't think you don't know, the No. 17 limousine arrives one minute and twelve seconds later than others. ”

"It's a joke. ”

Zhao Song gritted his teeth.

"Okay. ”

Sister Da Da nodded, and then asked, "What do you think of this person?"

"He will be the pioneer of Sino-US business cooperation!"

"Uh~"

Zhao Song's sudden change caught Sister Da Da off guard, and seeing Zhao Song become serious, she asked curiously, "What do you say?"

"From the 98 Galaxy, the 99 Embassy to this year's plane collision, Zipton's policy of comprehensive containment of us will be fully liberalized in his hands. ”

"And then?"

"Then the flower growers paid for the labor, and the United States created contradictions and fights, and when the cannon sounded, the commissary was divided into two or eight!"

Zhao Song knew that this number would deepen to 37 points when it reached the period of good comrades Hei Guanhai.

Starting next year, the flower grower will usher in a golden decade of "strategic development opportunities".

After that, the flower planters will try to bloom in five or five, but people are not happy........

Sister Da Da frowned and asked thoughtfully: "This is what you have been talking about the large-scale transfer of low-end manufacturing industry?"

Zhao Song shook his head and laughed:

"Sister, that's a matter for the country to consider, let's just think about what benefits Tesla can get from it. ”

Sister Da Da looked at her former student, and the confused expression on her face made her look a little more gorgeous, which made Zhao Song on the side feast her eyes.

"Zhao Song, you tossed such a big scene just so that Tesla can have bargaining power in procurement in the future?"

"........" Zhao Song thought for a moment before nodding lightly: "It can be said that if the goal can be achieved, through the strategic alliance, Tesla can have a lot of bargaining power, so as to maximize the rights and interests of Tesla's shareholders."

That's the biggest reason why U.S. investment banks are willing to get involved. ”

Looking at the Shangri-La Hotel, which was getting closer and closer, Sister Dada nodded, took out the protocol card from the co-pilot, hung it on Zhao Song's chest, and then clicked his head, and said with a smile: "Then I'll wait and see!"

"Just look at it. ”

As soon as Zhao Song's words fell, the Mercedes-Benz stopped steadily.

Outside the car window, the red carpet leads straight to the lobby of the Shangri-La Hotel, with long guns and short guns on both sides, surrounded by reporters and countless melon-eating people.

The APEC CEO Summit is also a grand event for global business leaders, including the world's richest man Bill Gates, Hewlett-Packard Iron Lady, Fantasy, Changhong, TCL and other domestic and foreign business leaders.

As long as you pay a little attention to this news, you will not miss this opportunity to watch various business tycoons up close.

.........

In the Mercedes-Benz car, looking at the old man and the young man who were standing in the center of the red carpet at this time, Zhao Song glared at the driver Ermao with a smile - he didn't expect that it would be so coincidental that he would meet this old man and young man here.

From the passenger seat, he took out two exquisite handbags and put them in Sister Dada's hands, and then straightened his tie, Zhao Song opened the car door, and in a flash of lights, he got out of the car.

"Sister, let's go. ”

.........

"Zhao Song~"

"Mr. Zhao, look here. ”

"Chairman Zhao, Guancheng has just officially announced that Shenzhou, Tesla and other joint business groups have invested 80 billion, is the news true?"

"Zhao Song, Zhao Song, Zhao Song. ”

"Mr. Zhao, Shenzhou is a one-word limit at the opening, what do you think? ”

"Mr. Zhao, after the Backstreet Boys sign with Shengtian, what will they release their first digital album?"

“......“

His ears were buzzing, and his eyes were white.

It wasn't until his delicate hand had been wrapped around the crook of his arm that Zhao Song regained his clarity slightly.

On the red carpet, all eyes were on him, in the flash lights and heart-rending shouts, Zhao Song turned his head in a trance and looked at Sister Da Da with a bright smile beside him.......

If it were possible, he really hoped that there would be an elf from his previous life, or Li Lina who was willing to give him a child, so that they could know that he was ...... There will also be such highlight moments!

"Zhao Song~"

Sister Da Da gently pulled Zhao Song, "It's time to go, the two in front seem to be waiting for you." ”

"Oh~"

shook his head slightly, straightened his chest, nodded and smiled at the crowd on both sides, and then walked forward with Sister Da Da with his eyes high.

At the same time, Zhonghai Electronic Mall, a new landmark in Zhongguancun, Beijing.

Brand new modern decoration, walk-in counter, young and beautiful shopping guides, wisps of customers.

At this time, there was no noise in the entire mall, and countless people raised their heads one after another, looking at the pictures that suddenly appeared on the major screens.

Sea and air gray, sea and sky auspicious clouds.

Zhao Rong is elegant, dressed in a celadon color cheongsam, the stand-up collar is connected to the placket, the graceful arc is fashionable and elegant, the auspicious clouds on the neckline are all over the sky, the clothes are full of colorful clouds, the hem of the river cliff and the sea, one step is bright and bright, the second step is graceful, and every step is showing the oriental beauty of what is the flower woman.

Zhao Song is as tall as a pine, his face is like the moon of the Mid-Autumn Festival, his color is like a flower of spring dawn, his sideburns are like a knife, his eyebrows are like ink paintings, although he is angry and sometimes he laughs, that is, he is affectionate, and he is wearing an international gray coat and black leather shoes, he is born with grace and charm, and he is naturally a handsome guy - the above is Zhao Song's brain supplement picture.

In fact, in the eyes of countless people, he is not very handsome, and standing with Zhao Rong is like that..... Golden Boy and Jade Girl.

Because, what he stepped on was not leather shoes, not on the red carpet, but on the money of his left foot and the status of his right foot.

At the counter of overclocking three, Lao Wang next door, the old man who counted the cents, the old cow who sold mobile phones and several old guys who knew each other got together.

Looking at a man and a woman, handsome guys and beauties on TV, Lao Wang's eyes were confused and murmured:

"They went out of the middle sea!"

"That woman is Zhao Rong!"

"That kid is Zhao Song!"

.......

"Hello, Zhao Song!"

"Hello, Mr. Lin Benjian. ”

Shanghai, Shangri-La Hotel, on the red carpet.

Zhao Song interrupted Lin Benjian's intention to introduce, stood in front of Zhang Jianmou, bent down slightly, and said softly: "Hello, Old Zhang." ”

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