Why wasn't it updated yesterday evening?

Just because I'm busy going out on a blind date.

Because of the epidemic, I haven't been on a blind date for more than half a year.

Well, in fact, yesterday was not a blind date.

It was my buddy who called and said that there was a little girl in his wife's store who was very beautiful and thought it was suitable for me, so he introduced it to me.

I said how do you know.

He said they were in Wangfujing and called me to eat.

By the way, I will finish eating and settle the bill.

I put on my cropped pants, a white short-sleeved T-shirt, a pickle, and went for it.

When I arrived at the place, I went to a restaurant called "Miss Four's Shop".

Find a spot and wait with peace of mind.

Soon, my buddy came.

I asked him what was going on.

If you want to say that you want to eat, can I still invite you?

He said it was a blind date!

Okay, I'm a little interested.

After another ten minutes, almost twenty minutes, buddy's wife got off work in the store.

And she brought the girl with her.

Dude, wife, we've known each other for four years.

We also complained about them a lot.

At the beginning, this girl didn't look down on my buddy, and when my buddy chased her, she said to us in private:

"If you want to eat, you can contact me directly, don't call him, I can't do it with him. ”

At a party a week after saying this, the two appeared hand in hand.

I got married last month (I said this at the time, and those who have an impression should remember it).

Alright, after some small talk as usual, she began to introduce the girl.

Tsk, it's kind of pretty.

I can't say it's beautiful.

It's a very fashionable feeling.

That dress, that "fan", I feel that this woman is extraordinary.

It's a "sense of luxury".

It may not be a good word, but you just need to understand what I mean.

The girl came very coldly.

Anyway, I didn't say a word, just chatted with my buddy and his wife.

A la carte meals.

Eating and eating, this girl probably let go.

Then we started talking.

Choosing a mate or something like that.

I don't think this girl is suitable for me, and everyone doesn't agree with each other.

What I want is a feeling of being connected and connected.

But what people want is a vigorous romantic thrill.

And what kind of bag is talking about, I have a big head when I hear it.

Eating is also opening the mouth is Haidilao.

Haidilao, it's the pain of my blind date half a year ago.

When I think about it, I feel sorry for my hundreds of dollars.

After eating for a while, my buddy asked me if I was driving today.

I said no, I rode my beloved magenta lamb.

In this weather, the light wind is blowing, it is still cloudy, how cool the electric donkey is!

Driving around this commercial center, it is difficult to find a parking space in the underground parking lot.

And my tens of thousands of broken cars have nothing to show off.

Indeed, after the girl asked me what kind of car I was driving, I smiled and said nothing.

That's when my buddy gave me a look and said I was going to the bathroom.

I understood in seconds, and then went with the excuse of going to the bathroom.

In the smoking area in the hallway outside the toilet, we each lit cigarettes.

He asked me how I felt about people.

I said it's good, it's a beautiful and fashionable little girl, but I guess people don't look down on me.

I wanted to go back after a cigarette.

I was patronizing and chatting just now, and I didn't eat two bites of food, and I was hungry!

He grabbed me: "Wait a minute." ”

After a while, his daughter-in-law also came.

"Ah Chuan (pseudonym), how do you feel about people?"

Me: "The girl is very beautiful, but people probably don't like me." ”

My buddy sprayed me in the face, "Stupid, how can you do it if you don't chase it? Didn't I catch up when I chased my daughter-in-law? You have to be cheeky!"

Me: "Ah......hh

My buddy's daughter-in-law glared at him, and then said: "Actually, people don't feel like love at first sight for you, but they don't hate it, they say they can get along." ”

The buddy grinned, "That's a play! Listen to me, chase her! Anyway, let's talk about it first, and we have to see if we get married or not, and then get along." ”

Why didn't you care so much about this before?

His daughter-in-law works as a store manager in a high-end clothing store, and there are a bunch of beautiful little girl clerks under him.

I asked him to help introduce the subject, and I kept pushing it off.

Why are you so enthusiastic today?

Me: "Young BB, what the hell are you looking for buddy?" ”

Him: "Well, we'll talk about it later." Alas, it's actually not a big deal, aren't we still doing the public account after you leave? Now I want to change careers, and I want to ask you to come back and help review. ”

Me: "New media? You can pull it down, Lao Tzu wrote a women's boxing essay for two years, and I don't understand the kind of new media." If I understood that I had already made a lot of money writing new media, I was still here and fighting the streets?"

Anyway, it went back and forth, but I made an appointment to talk about it again.

Speaking of the official account, it is also worth talking about it, and my career is really rich.

Let's write a separate article another day.

Straight to the point.

After I went back, I ate and drank normally, and then I added a WeChat with the girl and went back to my own home.

People still have to go to the movies with their little sisters in the evening (the theater has just been lifted), so I go home.

In the early hours of the night, probably when the movie was over, the girl suddenly took the initiative to chat with me.

The girl sent me a picture of a Gucci bag, "This bag looks so good!"

Me: "Ah...... We just met, so it's not appropriate to send a bag, right?"

If you have something to say, it's my way of forbearance!

The girl sent a shy expression, "No, this is too expensive, I saw it when I was shopping today." ”

Me: "I know, I know, it's the same feeling as if I wanted to buy a new computer." ”

Girl: "(yes, I'll let my boyfriend buy (#^.^#) this later)"

Ah......h

Me: "Can't you buy this yourself?"

Girl: "No, I don't have any money, I buy all cosmetics and clothes, and I still owe more than 4,000 in Huabei." ”

Then the girl said a lot.

It probably means that she is a face dog and likes handsome guys.

And I like the younger ones.

But I have a little inferiority complex, and I feel that I am just good-looking when I dress up, so I have to make money and work hard to dress up and package myself.

It's rare to see such an independent and assertive woman (laughs).

Me: "Then the two of us are quite compatible." (laughs)"

I'm trying to make money, but I also want to buy a good car and a big house.

The purpose is just to improve myself, so that I can find a girl who fits my heart, and I don't want others to suffer with me.

The eldest brother doesn't talk about the second brother.

It's a pity that I have no face, and I'm more than a year older than her, so I'm afraid I won't be worthy of this independent woman.

But it's rare to meet a girl who chats so closely, and we feel like buddies chatting until more than three o'clock in the morning.

After getting more familiar, she also let go:

"Actually, I didn't say it explicitly just now, it's not that you don't look handsome, the main thing is that my requirements for appearance are a bit high. I think you have a good personality, not as cold and literary as Sister Yu (pseudonym, buddy's wife) said. ”

Me: "It's clear~ I also want to find a Bai Fumei who is 1.7 meters tall, who hasn't dreamed yet." ”

The chat is coming to an end, and I also think she has a good temperament and is quite direct.

And she's pretty and fell in love with my other buddy.

That buddy has money in his family, and he is twenty-five this year, half a year younger than this girl.

Tall and handsome, a full 180-square-meter house, right in the city center.

Go downstairs and cross the overpass, and across the road is Wangfujing.

Turn left for 800 meters and you will see Wanda.

Driving a BMW 5 Series, full money.

It's just that people are more scum.

If you look for a comparison, it is probably Hong Shixian who has no wife.

But the scum is clear.

But it's still scum.

Don't say bad things, it's not good to say bad things about people behind your back.

But this guy doesn't have the temperament of the rich second generation, and he's very good to his brothers, otherwise we wouldn't be buddies, right?

His mantra is: "Dude only walks the kidney, not the heart." What I like is your body, what you like is the gift I bought for you, everyone takes what they need, it's good. No one is nobler than the other. ”

This is so talented and beautiful!

Me: "Sister, how about my brother introduce you to someone?"

Girl: "Ah, we're on a blind date today, and then you're going to introduce me to someone, right?"

Me: "Fang Ling is twenty-five, eighty-two in height, one hundred and seventeen in weight, six abdominal muscles, one hundred and eighty square meters opposite Wangfujing, BMW five series, and the garage are all paid." ”

Girl: "Did you push the business card to me or did you?"

Me: "(Push business card), remember to add it tomorrow, I'll talk to him first." ”

Girl: "Thank you, brother, I'll invite you to dinner another day~"

Me: "O a few hundred K!"

When the chat ended, I directly played the buddy on WeChat.

It's been a long time, and it's connected.

His voice was "sleepy-eyed": "Fool, don't you want to see what time it is?"

Me: "A girl, with a sweet voice and a very 'high-end' temperament, height 163, weight 90, looking for a boyfriend." You don't mean to be good, I think you two are a good match, talented and beautiful. ”

He (doubted): "Ah, don't you keep such a nice girl for yourself?"

Me: "My buddy is a cold literary man, I can't handle it." ”

He: "Gao Leng literary man? Is it a special coercion! Last time Lao Tzu called you a business KTV, you were so cowardly when you went downstairs! Take a taxi home by yourself on a cold day! But you are really talented! If you really go upstairs, do you still want to persuade people to be good? Okay, push her business card to me." ”

Me: "Get out! Lao Tzu is clean and self-healing! In the future, when you get sick, don't go to Lao Tzu to cry!"

He (disdainful): "People pay attention to it, it's cleaner than you!

Me: "Yes, I wore a mask and went around the unmanned store when I was running and exercising last night, which was really exciting. ”

Him: "...... Stupid. ”

Me: "Push your WeChat over, remember to pass when you add you tomorrow, buddy can only help you get here." ”

After that, I hung up WeChat and turned off my phone.

But the excited brain made me lie in bed and toss and turn and couldn't sleep.

I'm such a little badass!

I had no choice but to get up and drink a bottle of tranquilizing brain tonic liquid, took a tablet of vitamin B, and then took a tablet of melatonin, and then fell asleep.

When I woke up at noon today, as soon as I started my mobile phone, countless WeChat reminder tones rang one after another.

Click on it and take a look, it's all the news of that buddy.

"Where did you find the best?"

"When I'm Kaizi!"

"Speak!"

"You want Lao Tzu to buy a bag for this kind of goods?"

"It's good for Lao Tzu to take her to eat rice noodles!"

"I'll go see how people are doing. ”

"Wait for Lao Tzu!"

I smiled slightly, hiding my merit and fame.

Soon, the buddy WeChat group fryed.

Several brothers are @ me and laughing wildly.

Me: "???"

Another buddy: "Chuanshen, look at the circle of friends!"

I clicked on Moments.

found that the rich second generation with cerebral palsy posted several special cerebral palsy circle of friends.

[A buddy met a strange blind date and pushed it to Lao Tzu, this little virgin laughed to death!]

[That buddy was fooled out by his buddy in the winter, but when he got to the door, he coaxed home again, and he took a taxi and slipped home, laughing at his father!]

[If you go to business, this guy is afraid that he will persuade Miss Ren to be good and laugh at his father!]

There are also a bunch of likes below.

Well?

Uh-huh??

Uh-huh???

Uncle Ben saw that you wanted to be good and kindly introduced you to someone, but you did this to me?

Why!

I opened WeChat and sent two words: "Stupid." ”

Then block this person's WeChat.

The next unraveling is estimated to be in ten days.

(This story is a bit of an artistic fiction, but that's the general story.) ）