Going home is really "going home".

Cheng Xidong excused himself to be too tired and couldn't drive the car, so he directly took He Miao back.

He Miao couldn't jump.

She herself was tired and frightened, and she just wanted to find a place to rest.

What's more, she can't drive.

At half past two o'clock in the afternoon on Sunday, my grandmother took a nap at home.

The two children broke into the house, went straight to their house and closed the door.

"Are you sleepy?"

"Hmm. ”

He Miao nodded, and collapsed on Cheng Xidong's wide Simmons.

She finally understands now why Cheng Xidong likes to pamper this "third party" so much.

Indeed, once I enter "this gentle township", I only wish to sleep forever and never wake up.

"Then you can rest and recuperate, and I'll play the game first. ”

Cheng Xidong sat at the computer desk as usual and clicked on the game page to kill all sides.

He didn't have headphones.

The background sound effects of the game are not small and noisy.

If this were normal, He Miao would definitely feel bad.

This is normal, she is very sensitive to sound when she sleeps.

A little bit of wind and grass, it is absolutely restless and unsettling, and it belongs to the kind of sleep that is very shallow.

Today, Xu is too tired, Xu is the embrace of this "gentle township", the touch is too soft and comfortable.

She fell asleep completely, unconscious.

When she opened her eyes again, she was dizzy and sore, and she couldn't get up.

Looking up, Cheng Xidong was no longer in front of the computer desk.

There was silence all around.

As soon as He Miao raised his head slightly, he found that Cheng Xidong, who was lying at his feet, was motionless, and should be asleep.

He Miao stabbed him with his foot, but there was no response.

She lay down again with peace of mind, no longer caring about him, and planning to sleep again.

But as soon as she lay down, she realized a somewhat serious problem.

She touched the collar on her chest.

The tie that was still there before going to bed disappeared, and the short sleeves of the shirt were also untied.

She sat up sharply, looked around, and found that her little tie was neatly folded on the bedside table.

Outside, the sound of a small TV sounded in the living room.

He Miao remembered that her grandmother had a TV in her own house, and she never watched it outside in the living room.

She had a "bad" guess.

"Get up, get up, get up, dead pig!"

This time, she kicked Cheng Xidong's feet mercilessly, vigorously and violently, and after two or three times, Cheng Xidong woke up even if he slept to death.

But he didn't get up, turned over, and turned his face to He Miao.

"What's the matter, Brain Mother?"

Cheng Xidong just woke up with a thick nasal voice, which sounded coquettish.

He Miao kicked Cheng Xidong again and made him sit up.

"Hurry up!"

He Miao moved to the edge of the bed and sat up angrily, pointing to her tie neatly arranged on the bedside table.

"You folded it for me?"

He Miao lowered her voice and asked.

"No, when am I?"

Cheng Xidong innocently touched the back of his head and said no.

"Then you didn't unbutton my neckline, and you didn't take off my tie?"

He Miao pointed to his collar and asked in detail.

"No, I felt sleepy after playing two games by myself, so I found a place to sleep next to you, so I can still take care of these?"

He Miao nodded, thinking that what Cheng Xidong said was reasonable.

"Who's going to solve that?"

He Miao stared at the closed door of the room, and fell into deep thought for a moment.

"Xidong, what's for dinner?"

Cheng Mu's voice came at this time, which was extremely penetrating.

After asking the same thing several times, Cheng Xidong was impatient and replied in local dialect that he would not eat at home at night.

"This, I won't be this, it won't be your mother who solved it for me??!, right?"

This conclusion came to an unbelievable conclusion, and He Miao himself felt incredible.

Think, when you are sleeping very hard, your future mother-in-law unties your tie and unbuttons for you, and also helps you fold it and put it on the cupboard.

This picture, He Miao feels weird when he thinks about it.

"Who knows. ”

Cheng Xidong didn't care, he woke up for most of the time, got out of bed and put on his shoes, went to the closet and turned over a new short-sleeved one, and put it on neatly.

"Wow, you have to change your clothes in less than a day, what a waste. ”

He Miao knew that people like Cheng Xidong were usually so busy and lazy, and he was also a young master at home, so he would never do laundry.

These things should have been done by Cheng's mother for him.

"That back is wet, and I'm afraid of catching a cold when I go out at night. ”

"In that case, you will cause your mother to wash an extra piece of clothing, and you will not wash it. ”

He Miao felt that Cheng Xidong's behavior was increasing the workload of others for no reason.

"Then you wash me. ”

Cheng Xidong suddenly took off the short sleeves he had just put on, naked his upper body, smiling evilly, and walked towards He Miao step by step, forcing her into a corner.

The distance between the two people is getting closer and closer, and it is almost the tip of the nose to the tip of the nose.

"Xidong, Xidong, your aunt is here, Xidong!!"

Outside the door, Cheng Mu's voice exploded like thunder again.

Cheng Xidong frowned and was about to reply.

The door to the room was opened.

"Xidong, what are you doing in the back room?"

He Miao heard the voice of the strange middle-aged woman very close, obviously came in, and hurriedly pushed Cheng Xidong away.

A big stride, tidied up his hair and clothes, and sat on the edge of the bed obediently.

Cheng Xidong didn't have time to put on clothes, so he simply didn't wear them, leaned against the wall, and did exercises on his limbs back and forth with a weak heart.

He Miao watched Cheng Xidong's movements, holding back a smile, and was almost about to be injured internally.

The middle-aged woman quickly moved to the innermost part of the room. The mouth is still screaming "Xidong, Xidong".

She soon found Cheng Xidong, who was doing physical exercise**, and He Miao, who was sitting on the side, looking at her phone casually.

Such a picture is very weird.

The visitor was choked.

"Oh, why are you walking so fast, and you don't knock when you come in. ”

Cheng's mother panicked, tied an apron, and hurriedly ran over.

"Xidong grew up watching me, do you still need to knock on the door when you come in?"

"The kids are getting older and need their own space. ”

Cheng's mother has a lot of complaints about the behavior of "trespassing".

"Mom, auntie, why did you come in?"

After the two elders entered the door, Cheng Xidong pretended to practice for a while to prove that he was really exercising, so he turned around and pretended to be surprised.

He Miao scoffed at the acting skills in this paragraph.

Can you still enter the drama a little more? Who believes such an exaggeration?

"It's okay, it's okay, it's just that the eldest aunt came from the blind date corner today and brought a lot of photos of high-quality little girls to show you. ”

The eldest aunt smiled, took out a large pile of paper from her delicate little handbag, took a few steps forward, and stuffed it into Cheng Xidong's hand.

The scene was awkward for a while.

"What, Xidong, you're not cold, hurry up and put on your clothes, bare-chested and exposed, what do you look like in front of your elders. ”

Cheng's mother hurriedly changed the topic, afraid that He Miao would be embarrassed.

"Oh. ”

Cheng Xidong took out another one from the closet and prepared to put it on his body.

He Miao, who had been sitting silently, rushed out and grabbed Cheng Xidong's hand.

Then he stuffed the second black short sleeve that Cheng Xidong had just taken off behind him into his hand, and then silently retreated.

Cheng Xidong was stunned for a moment, then his face bent, folded the short sleeves that he had originally taken out and put them in the closet, and then put the clothes He Miao stuffed into his body and put them on his body, all in one go.

Now He Miao's existence is brushed.

"Who is this?"

The eldest aunt looked at He Miao who was sitting quietly on the edge of the bed suspiciously.

He Miao saw that the elder cue her, and quickly stood up and asked a question.

"Hello aunt!"

A loud voice was exchanged for the eldest aunt's "hello, hello".

"You are?"

She still asked and confirmed He Miao's identity.

"This is for us to introduce Xidong, Xidong?"

Cheng's mother stepped forward with a smile and her eyes signaled.

Cheng Xidong pulled He Miao and looked at her panicked little eyes.

"This is my girlfriend. ”

"Girlfriend?"

The eldest aunt's eyes were full of disbelief.

"It's impossible, I've introduced you so much, and you haven't been in a match, so you have a girlfriend?"

"That's all fate!

Every time he went on a blind date and came back, he said he was not satisfied.

This time his cousin introduced it, and he was reluctant to go before he went, but he didn't know that it wouldn't take long to become it. ”

Cheng's mother was also very emotional, a big stone in her heart finally fell, and now she was about to urge marriage.

"Well, this girl looks pretty good. ”

The eldest aunt stared at He Miao for a while and muttered.

"Yes, we Xidong like good-looking little girls, which Yan I have seen before is as tall as this girl. ”

"Auntie, it's an exaggeration. ”

He Miao blushed and interjected in a whisper.

"Not an exaggeration. Let's just go out, the fake boy should be fine. ”

As she spoke, Cheng's mother pushed her aunt out, and her aunt could only say anything in her throat and went out with her.

Cheng's mother, as usual, closed the door the moment she went out.

He Miao was paralyzed on Cheng Xidong's gaming chair, "for the rest of his life".

"Let's see if you dare to play hooligan on me at home in the future!"

He Miao lowered his voice, hating and warning.

"At home? Which home? your home, my home, or ours?"

Seeing Cheng Xidong lowering his body and approaching again, He Miao hurriedly found a gap and squeezed out, vigilant of Cheng Xidong's next move.

Cheng Xidong was not interested, he was just joking to scare He Miao.

"In the future, when we are alone together, I will lock the door. ”

Cheng Xidong walked up to He Miao and whispered ambiguously in her ear while she wasn't paying attention.

He Miao was itchy by the breath he spit out, pushed him away, and kept scratching.

"It's not too early, pack up and I'll take you out to dinner." ”

Cheng Xidong stood up straight, took the car keys again, and urged He Miao to go out.

"Did your mother untie my tie?"

This question, which had been bothering He Miao since an hour ago, she asked again.

Cheng Xidong turned his head to look at He Miao, who was extremely entangled, and raised his eyebrows.

"Do you really care that much?"

He just opened the door.

"Shall I ask you, then?"

As soon as He Miao was about to stop it, he let out a loud "Mom".

He Miao hid at the door of the room and shook her head frantically.

Cheng's mother sat on the sofa and fiddled with the remote control of the electrical appliances in her hand.

It seems that the eldest aunt and her party were sent away.

"What's wrong?"

Cheng's mother looked up at her son seriously.

Cheng Xidong turned around and glanced in the direction of He Miao with a wicked smile, and turned his head to look at his mother again.

"Oh, it's nothing, I'll just tell you, we're out eating. ”

He Miao let out a long sigh of relief before pretending to be calm from the room and walked out slowly.

smiled brightly and nodded to Cheng's mother to say hello.

Cheng's mother also replied with a bright smile.

"Then go early, it's not too early, don't go hungry anymore. ”

"Hmm. ”

Cheng Xidong vaguely agreed, changed his shoes at the entrance, and waited for He Miao to come along.

After He Miao also changed, he opened the door of his house.

Coincidentally, as soon as the door opened, Cheng's father was outside the door.

"Hello!"

Cheng Xidong immediately greeted his father with a hippie smile.

"Hello, you're big. ”

Father Cheng glanced at him angrily, it seems that the resentment from the last time has not dissipated.

"Hello uncle!"

He Miao was also nervous when he saw Cheng's father, and his high-pitched uncle was fortunately echoed in the corridor.

Father Cheng was obviously stunned for a moment, he didn't expect He Miao to be there.

"Going out to eat?"

"Hmm. ”

He Miao lowered her head and replied in a low voice, she felt that Cheng's father's face was not very good.

In fact, what Cheng's father thought was that he lost his words in front of his future daughter-in-law and lost face again.

Naturally, his face darkened unconsciously.

The door was closed, and Cheng's father went in very seriously.

He Miao was afraid and was a little worried.

"Your dad is angry again?"

"No, he's angry, he's such a grumpy person. ”

"Didn't you say he didn't like what we went out to eat?"

He Miao was worried that Cheng's father would be angry because he was going out to eat and wasting money.

"No, he doesn't like me to always order takeout and supper in the middle of the night, which affects his rest. ”

He Miao was speechless.

Is this biological?

For dinner, I still have a small rotating hot pot.

After eating, I didn't go shopping and make more stops.

Cheng Xidong sent He Miao home.

Today's consumption of the day is too much, so I should go back early to sleep and replenish my vitality.

When I woke up, something happened.

He Miao got up in the morning and went to the bathroom as usual to drain all the "stagnant water" overnight.

Who knew that when I sat on the toilet with a little force, the pain in my lower abdomen was unbearable, and it took a long time to discharge a little bit.

The most terrifying thing is that when she got up, she found that the toilet was not the "wastewater" she wanted to discharge, but a piece of safflower.

She wiped her glasses, and then her eyes, twice.

Make sure I didn't see the dazzle, it was blood.

At that moment, she almost fainted.

I can't believe it's true.

Is this a terminal illness?

She was dizzy and went back to her room to pick up her phone.

When he opened Zhihu for the first time, he remembered that when he was bored looking at the special content before, there was a special article, and the symptoms he tried to describe were very similar to him at the moment, and he also collected them at that time.

Looking back now, maybe the ghost at that time was a warning of all this that was happening to me now.

He Miao quickly found that one.

Because it seems so out of place in He Miao's favorites.

The opening title reads four big words, "The corpus luteum is broken", which sets an ominous tone at once.

The more he looked down, the more He Miao's heart chuckled.

This is also a type of bleeding.

Many female friends appeared in this article.

This thing called the corpus luteum is important and fragile in a girl's body.

Sometimes it may be just a few jumps, a vigorous exercise, or even something embarrassing with your boyfriend, who is not using enough force, which is very likely to cause the little thing to break.

The symptoms are also unbearable pain in the lower abdomen, plus blood in the urine.

The terrible thing is that if you don't get timely treatment, it is likely to lead to heavy bleeding and life-threatening.

He Miao collapsed.

Yesterday, I went to the theme park to play a roller coaster, and I was about to put my life into it.

It's too costly.

However, at the same time, she was very unwilling. Why are you so unlucky?

If only I really died.

What should be written on the epitaph after that? The first person to die from an overly intense roller coaster?

When this is said, it will really be laughed at for 10,000 years.

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