440 crocodile jokes

The hunters looked at Liu Wei in surprise.

They were pondering the profound meaning of Liu Wei's words.

Communicating with a man-eating demon?

Even Daniel, who stands next to Liu Wei and believes in science, is a little skeptical.

The first problem is that the words are different.

How is it possible for a crocodile to understand human speech?

Daniel boldly raised the question in his mind.

Liu Wei asked rhetorically, "How did the wizards of the Manobo people communicate with the gods?"

Daniel shook his head, of course he didn't know as an outsider.

Maniga didn't feel that Liu Wei was mocking their customs, but preached truthfully that only a wizard had that ability.

Liu Wei smiled slightly, "If the gods created all things, since they can talk to the gods, why can't they talk to a crocodile?"

Liu Wei borrowed the beliefs of the Manobo people to explain the questions raised by Maniga, and he can't say that he has a system, right?

Daniel looked at Liu Wei, "Can you?"

Liu Wei nodded: "I can try!"

Hearing this, the audience in the live broadcast room was boiling.

They had seen many face-to-face exchanges between Liu Wei and the beast, and the most amazing thing was that in the end, the beast seemed to really understand Liu Wei's words.

They felt that Liu Wei's ability was even more amazing than that of the Manobo wizards, after all, they didn't know the customs of the Manobo, but they knew how Liu Wei communicated with animals.

The audience called it "Fooling Dafa!".

At this time, all the live broadcast rooms scrolled into a similar barrage.

Daniel glanced back at Maniga and asked for his opinion, thinking that today should be a glorious moment for the Manobo hunters, and Liu Wei would be a bit noisy if he forcibly took the limelight from them.

Maniga looked at the calm man-eating crocodile, he had no idea what this crocodile would do in the next second?

As the same legendary basketball star famously said, "You never know, accidents and tomorrow will come first?"

Maniga thought for a moment and finally chose to believe in Liu Wei's professionalism.

At least from the on-site analysis of Liu Wei that he heard, it can be proved that Liu Wei is very professional.

Liu Wei took off his shirt directly, and he wanted to use the same method as Manica, first blindfolding the bay crocodile to keep it calm.

"Do you need my help?" asked Daniel as he watched Liu Wei hold his live broadcast phone.

Liu Wei smiled and shook his head, "No, my audience likes to see the first perspective!"

Slowly slid down the slope.

Liu Wei was not in such a hurry to get close to the bay crocodile as Maniga.

Instead, he crouched down and smiled into the eyes of the bay crocodile.

"I know you're having a hard time right now, and I know you're hungry because you're biting the pork on the trap.

What I want to tell you is that all the people who came to the scene today will not hurt you, we will just send you to a safer and more comfortable place to live, including food and accommodation!"

"Laugh and cry, laugh and cry, God eat and live!"

"I want to ask if there are five insurances and one housing fund?"

"Brother upstairs, Ah Wei is talking about prison, are you going?"

"Hahaha, the anchor's little brother is so humorous!

The bay crocodile body that was staring at Liu Wei did not move, just blinked, which belonged to its normal physiological activities.

"Brothers, judging by the look on its face at the moment, I can be sure that it doesn't like to be tethered now.

So before I approach it, I have to show my kindness and keep an eye on its physical activity, especially its mouth and tail.

Viewers who like crocodiles should know that the bite force of the bay crocodile is very strong, and it can reach an astonishing 2000kg, which means that when it opens its mouth to bite a person, the pressure it can produce per square centimeter is about 200kg, which is ten times that of a human.

Viewers with girlfriends can imagine the pain of a bite on your arm when your girlfriend has a tantrum, and magnifying this feeling tenfold is the feeling of a bay crocodile biting you. ”

"Single dogs don't know, I only have to bite myself!"

"Anchor, can you not mention this matter, I was just bitten yesterday, and my teeth are still on it!"

"To be a man is to multiply by ten!"

"Horror, I dare not imagine!"

“……”

Liu Wei continued to smile at the crocodile, "In addition, I must pay attention to its tail, just when it flipped its body, everyone has seen that the power generated by the thick tail cannot be underestimated.

Now the bay crocodile is only trapped in its mouth, but its physical movement is relatively free. ”

After speaking, Liu Wei set up the live broadcast phone, leaned forward, pressed very low, and his hands were about to lie on the ground, looking at the crocodile's eyes as much as possible.

Liu Wei believes that the eyes of any creature can best express its emotions at the moment.

Although its iris is green, it is not easy to notice the change in the eyes, but if you look closely, you will definitely be able to detect subtle changes.

Liu Wei maintained a posture of looking at it, did not move his feet, and did not make any other superfluous movements, in order to fully attract the attention of the bay crocodile.

When it puts all its attention on Liu Wei, it can quickly make a judgment on Liu Wei.

The vast majority of crocodiles distinguish only two kinds of human thinking.

One is that there is an existential threat.

The other is that there is no threat.

If it determines that there is a threat to the person in front of it, it will respond in an aggressive defensive way, that is, take the initiative to attack.

Liu Wei guessed that the two fishermen who were eaten by the bay crocodile before must have made too much noise while fishing, or the use of some kind of tool threatened the bay crocodile, so it chose to eat humans.

This action is not an instinctive reaction to predation, but an understanding of self-defense.

Of course, what Liu Wei has to do at this moment must be to make the bay crocodile look as friendly to him as possible.

Once the crocodile's emotions are calmed down, the 7-point animal intimacy coefficient in the body will come into play, and the bay crocodile will continue to show kindness, and it will be easy to control it at that time.

After Liu Wei made sure that the attention of the bay crocodile was on him, he slowly raised his foot and took a step forward.

The Gulf crocodile's defensive instinct was immediately manifested, and it propped up its thick forelimbs and raised its large mouth, revealing its white belly.

Liu Wei stared at its eyes and smiled: "It should be more uncomfortable for you to make such an action now, I know you hate the rope on your mouth very much, believe me, I can untie it!"

One more step forward.

At this time, it was less than a meter away from the mouth of the bay crocodile.

The audience in the live broadcast room sweated for Liu Wei, of course they hoped that Liu Wei's "flickering Dafa" could produce an effect and successfully control this big crocodile.

The villagers of Manobo, who were closely watching the scene, remained unusually quiet, on the one hand, they were afraid that the noise would frighten the crocodile, and on the other hand, they could not understand what Liu Wei was doing now, to be precise, they did not know what Liu Wei was doing, but as Liu Wei got closer and closer to the crocodile, they seemed to see hope.

Liu Wei took another step forward, he always looked at the eyes of the bay crocodile, the bay crocodile was a little emotional, but it did not cause him a strong sense of oppression.

The crocodile suddenly wagged its tail, and muddy water splashed on Liu Wei's face.

"the ......"

"Ah Wei, danger!"

"MMP, do you want it to be so sudden?"

Liu Wei wiped his face, leaving a few mud marks on his face, he smiled at the bay crocodile: "You are so naughty, splashed the mud on my face, are you happy?"

turned his head to appease the audience in the live broadcast room: "Brothers, don't be nervous, it's just joking with me!"

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