Lin Qiu is not stupid.

At least that's what he thinks himself.

A man walked out of a girl's separate bedroom sleepily with a chicken nest on his head, and naturally said the line "Do you have anything to eat? I'm hungry...... What does this mean?

"Don't you want to live anymore?" Lin Chu stared at Lin Qiu with a fierce look in his eyes, a murderous look that was about to come forward and beat him up if he didn't agree with him.

He hasn't been beaten for years, has he forgotten how it feels to be beaten?

"Sister, don't forget, I'm a cartoonist. Lin Qiu took two steps back, looked at Lin Chuyi with a smile and said.

"So what? What's so great about cartoonists?" said Lin Chuyi very unhappily. I didn't sleep well in the afternoon, and I encountered such a tricky thing, which made her head swell and ache, and she felt like her body was about to explode.

"What is the role of a cartoonist? It's about making up stories. If a cartoonist wants to write a good story, what kind of basic conditions must be required: he must have a pair of eyes that are good at discovering the details of life, a sensitive and curious heart, and a strong desire to talk. How could a manga artist who aspires to write a masterpiece that people all over the world love to follow, believe your low-IQ lies?"

"Lin Qiu, do you know what you're doing?" Lin Chuyi walked towards Lin Qiu step by step, she couldn't control the nameless fire in her body.

"First, judging from the wrinkles of his clothes and his messy hairstyle at this time, the master had just slept in his sister's room. Lin Qiu retreated to avoid his sister's possible attack, and at the same time quickly said the logical analysis that his clever brain had deduced in this short period of time.

"Lin Qiu ......"

"Second, the master just opened the door and asked my sister if he had anything to eat, he was hungry, it was natural, natural and casual, just like he was in his own home, so ...... This proves that this is not the first time that the master has made such a request to his sister, nor is it the first time that he has slept in his sister's bedroom. ”

“……”

Lin Chu thought about it, it was indeed not the first time he had asked himself such a question, could he still give him a piece of pancake fruit before.

"Thirdly, and most importantly. My sister is a person with an emotional cleanliness fetish, and she has never been in a relationship since she was a child. As your own brother, if you want to enter your bedroom, you must apply in advance and get your permission to enter. But the master can sleep in your bedroom and sleep in your big bed......"

Lin Qiu raised the middle finger of his right hand, let it stand tall in front of Lin Chuyi's eyes, and said proudly: "So, there is only one truth, the master is your boyfriend, you are in love, aren't you?"

Cluck!

Lin Chuyi suddenly took two quick steps, grabbed Lin Qiu's middle finger that was standing in mid-air, and slammed it to the side.

"Ah......hh Sister, sister, it hurts, it hurts........." Lin Qiu felt that his fingers were about to be broken, and he exhaled in pain.

"One, I didn't have a relationship with that guy, he wasn't my boyfriend, we didn't have any relationship. ”

"Second, he was able to sleep in my bedroom because he was too tired to repair the Southern Song Dynasty children's water bottle for me, and the restoration center had no other place for him to sleep. ”

"Thirdly, when you entered the door just now, I was sleeping alone on the sofa, were you blind and didn't see? Aren't you completely moved by my selfless resignation of my bed and the high demeanor and professionalism that I have been trapped in?"

"But ......"

"No, but. That's what I say, and that's what you hear. Lin Chuyi grabbed Lin Qiu's hand and exerted it again. That's the only answer. ”

"Ahhh......h My sister spares her life, my sister spares her life. No, it's what my sister says...... Let go of me, my hand is about to be broken by you. ”

Lin Chuyi let go of Lin Qiu's excessive arrogance...... With his fingers, he stroked his short ear-length hair that had fallen down, stared at Lin Qiu with sharp eyes, and threatened: "If you dare to say it, I will kill you." ”

"Don't say it. Absolutely not. Lin Qiu shook his head.

"If you let your parents know...... I'll kill you. ”

"Mom and Dad would never know, even if they did...... That's not what I said. ”

The anger in Lin Chuyi's heart came up again, and he said angrily: "Only you know about this matter, who said it instead of you?"

"Then I don't know. Lin Qiu gently shook his pitiful finger and said loudly, "Maybe you think the time is ripe to take the master back to see your parents?"

“……”

Lin Qiu glanced at Jiang Lai, then at Lin Chuyi, helped the plate glasses on the bridge of his nose, and said, "Sister, let's make a deal, shall we?"

"What deal?"

"I'm tight-lipped for you, and you help me convince my brother-in-law to allow me to follow him and give me a live interview. How?"

"Brother-in-law?" Lin Chu glanced at Jiang Lai with a weak heart, and then was ashamed and angry, staring at his own brother murderously, and said, "Do you believe that I pulled out your tongue?"

"I don't believe it. Lin Qiu shook his head: "Sister, you won't pull out my tongue." So, just accept my deal. After all, it couldn't be easier for you. Otherwise...... Hmph, I'm going home in a moment. ”

"We're not the kind of relationship you think we're in at all. ”

"I know. I know. Lin Qiu nodded desperately, smiling like a cunning little fox, and said, "I wouldn't say that you have that kind of relationship." When I get home in a while, I'll tell my parents that I've come to see my sister, and my mother will ask you how you are doing today, and I'll tell them everything I've seen------ and if they will suspect that you have that kind of relationship, then I can't guarantee it. ”

"Deal. Lin Chuyi readily agreed.

In the absence of a second option, then accept the one.

As Lin Qiu said, it was impossible for her to really pull out this brother's tongue. Even if he had said something more excessive, she would not have done such a cruel thing to him.

Moreover, she knows a lot of things that her brother doesn't know. She knew that Jiang Lai had ill intentions, and she also had a plan to come to Shangmei to repair the children's water bottle for herself...... She couldn't let her father know what was an overly intimate relationship between them.

Even the slightest suspicion is not enough.

"Thank you, sister. Lin Qiu said happily.

He looked at Jiang Lai again and said, "Thank you, brother-in-law...... Can I call you brother-in-law in the future?"

"No, you can't. Jiang Lai said loudly. He's not in a good mood right now.

He asked for a long time, "Do you have anything to eat?" and no one has given him an accurate answer until now. But the two idiots discussed an inexplicable question for a long time, completely ignoring his feelings at this moment.

He's so hungry!

"Aren't you afraid that I will tell my parents that you are in a relationship with my sister?" Lin Qiu smiled. He knew that no matter how cold the master was, he would definitely accept his own conditions under the pressure of cruel reality.

He didn't want to accept it, and his sister would have persuaded him to accept it.

Jiang Lai looked at Lin Qiu with idiotic eyes, and said loudly: "Your parents are not my parents, if you want to tell them anything, it is your business, what does it have to do with me?"

“……”