Chapter 611: The master is in the folk
Since returning to Shengjiawu, Gu Laosan has become the target of close surveillance.
After all, it was a "patient", and even the doctor said that he wanted to recuperate.
So after arriving home, a salted fish officially began the life of stretching out his hands for clothes and opening his mouth for food. To get the wind and get the rain, to get the rain, just one: don't go out.
In Gu's mother's words, they are all people who are about to get married, and taking care of their bodies is not only for their own sake, but also for their other half.
As a result, in less than a day, Gu Laosan felt pitiful, helpless and heart-scratching boredom.
This is not the most desperate, because he has just returned to China, and his family has not yet made arrangements, so everyone can't take care of him. And after dawn, the nanny found by Gu's mother officially went to work, and a salted fish was afraid that she couldn't even go out of the living room.
What does it mean to lift a stone and shoot yourself in the foot, this is it.
If you pretend to be sick, you have to be cured while kneeling.
"Damn, why isn't it dawning yet!"
Glancing at the time on his phone, Gu Lang sighed and began to stare at the barrage in the live broadcast room in a daze again.
"Hiccup~"
There was a sound of hiccups behind the barrage, and in the invisible view, the little fox was clutching his stomach and slumped in his chair without any image.
"It's so full~"
In the chair beside her, a certain badger who stuffed himself into a ball was even more exaggerated, and he didn't dare to burp. I'm afraid that if I'm not careful, I will squirt out the food that hits my throat.
Aside from the strange taste at first, the food here is not really unpalatable, and even after getting used to the uniqueness, you will find it good.
After all, salted fish with vinegar, onions, cocoa and chili peppers is the only one, and the degree of care is worthy of praise.
The waiter brother came over in time to collect the mess of cups and plates on the table, and also put a straw in the hot drink he gave away. A certain badger smiled at the stranger rarely, if it weren't for the badger's poor ambition, he would have wanted to tip.
The number of people who came to eat gradually increased, and most of them were the same skin color as a certain waiter. The little fox looked at the clock in the store, only to realize that it was already past noon, and the meal had been eaten for more than two hours before he knew it.
There is a lot less popularity in the live broadcast room. On the one hand, some people couldn't stand her poisoning late at night, so they went offline to find food. Second, it was too late, except for some insomniacs, most of them rested.
Wang Ping and she were paralyzed in place for another half an hour before they each left the restaurant with lazy expressions.
After going out of the door, I walked all the way south for about 200 meters, and a badger saw a few old men in practice clothes carrying swords across the road, and each turned into the park on the left side of the road with an angry expression. When I looked up, the four gilded characters of "Zhongshan Park" almost blinded the badger.
If the sun wasn't still hanging overhead, he would have thought he had traveled back to China.
"These old grandfathers, are they going to fight?"
The little fox muttered, looking at the posture of those old men, it didn't look like they were going out to exercise.
I don't know what picture came to mind, but the thing suddenly burst out laughing. Then he quietly followed behind and followed into the park.
After walking a short distance, on the grass with a wide view in front of me, I saw the old men in a half-circle, and one of them was talking about something with a sword.
The little fox looked left and right, and there was really no place to sit around, so he had the courage to add another person to the side of the half circle.
"Na, the old man's trick is called Haidilao Moon!
The old man in the middle said, and as soon as his figure turned, one leg suddenly retreated and bent down, while the sword held upside down in his right hand was lifted forward against the ground. After the silver flash, he got up and took a side kick.
"Wow!
The little fox suddenly exhaled, and the little hands "snapped" and clapped, which frightened several old men around.
A certain badger saw that two of them were constantly stroking their chests, and they didn't know if they had heart disease, which really made the badger sweat.
Seeing that someone applauded, it was still a cute little girl, and the old man who demonstrated in the center was obviously floating, looked at the others triumphantly, and said provocatively: "How about it, Lao Tzu's trick is tricky at the angle, even if you find it, it is difficult to effectively resist, not to mention that there is a real trick behind." Who can you break?"
"Cut ~ spicy chicken!"
Someone let out a cold snort of disdain, and when Wang Ping turned his head to look, he found that it was a black-faced old man with a goatee.
"Talking about the Yin Sword so fresh and refined, and fishing for the moon under the sea, why don't you ask the monkey to cut peaches?"
"Poof~"
The little fox almost burst out laughing, and hurriedly covered his mouth, and his little face bulged.
The old man before was immediately unconvinced, and raised his hand to point to the person who spoke: "Come on, come here!"
Wang Pingmao's face was overjoyed, and he immediately sat up on the little fox's shoulder.
The reason why he is willing to follow the little fox to join in this excitement is that he wants to see the old man fight.
"I don't know how old people are different from young people? Will they pull each other's beards?" a certain badger touched his chin, and his hairy face was obscene.
The old man with the goatee who was named in front of him had already stepped forward, but the old man who spoke first was stunned by a certain badger, and Shi Shiran went down.
"You're so unconvinced, you're breaking one for me to see!"
Standing in the vacant position, the old man said with a stiff neck.
"Break, break, you all watch!"
The old man with the goatee snorted coldly, but he took a horse step posture with his empty hands, standing opposite the old man with the sword just now.
After a few seconds of silence, I saw him take a deep breath and suddenly say, "It's coming!"
Everyone stared wide, and the other party suddenly raised his right leg and bent it to the left, while his upper body twisted half a circle to the left.
Wang Ping simulated it in his mind, as if there was really a silver light flashing against his right side. After dodging this sword, the opponent kicked sideways, and the old man's bent right leg suddenly poked forward against the ground, and at the same time, his right hand was half-bent forward.
"Phew!"
With a burst of shouts, Wang Ping came back to his senses, the simulated sword light disappeared, the right elbow of the old man with a goatee moved forward fiercely, and there seemed to be the sound of broken eggs in the void.
"Baji, Tieshan!"
"~ Cow Batch!"
This time it was the turn of a certain badger to applaud, but the pads on the little paws were so thick that no one could hear the sound.
The desire to see the old man fight was shattered, but he understood. At this level, if you really want to fight, I'm afraid an ambulance won't be enough.
The little fox didn't understand, his little face was confused, and he didn't understand how this old man broke the old man's trick just now.
And because I was startled by a loud shout just now, I felt that the old man in front of me was fierce, not as kind as the one just now, and his posture was not as beautiful as others.
"Old thing, this trick over and over again, can you get face!"
The old man who was broken was not convinced, and made mocking remarks. There are also people next to him who are helping, and they have probably been bullied by this trick.
"That's it, you eight poles have nothing else but Tie Shan, right?"
"Let's demonstrate a new trick, the old thing will fool the layman!"
"Croaking ......"
The old man with the goatee who was ridiculed in the field was not angry, he pinched his waist on the spot, and hummed proudly: "One trick is fresh, eat all over the world! You know a fart! No matter how fancy you are, Lao Tzu will break it with one move!"
"it!"
"It's too arrogant!"
"Don't be old!"
", you!"
Seeing a group of guys who are suspected of being folk masters, they scolded the street in public. Wang Ping and the little fox looked at each other, their eyebrows jumping, and they looked at the selfie stick in front of them at the same time.
These old people, I'm afraid they don't know that someone is broadcasting live, right?