Lao She said: The sound of cicadas does not reach Xing'an Mountains, and the clouds are cold and the wind is self-reaping.

It is said that in the Great Khing'an Mountains, even in the hot and hot season, you can't feel the scorching heat in the south here. Not to mention the non-stop chirping of cicadas outside the window.

But at this moment, a certain anchor in this vast primeval forest didn't feel cool at all, but the shame made him feel hot all over his body, and he sweated layer after layer. In the pine woods, the cool breeze brings not refreshment, but an awkward atmosphere.

At this time, Gu Lang's clothes were untied, and only two small dots on his arm that had been bitten by the brown and black snake could be seen, which were not as serious as the mosquito bite on his face. Wang Ping estimated that if someone checked it a little later, it would be impossible for the broken skin to heal, and he wouldn't even be able to find where he was bitten.

"Your uncle's Gu Laosan, your sister's!you XXOO......#¥@¥@#......"

Scolding and scolding, he brushed the hair on his face and head with his paws, and a certain badger looked at Gu Lang hatefully. When someone was crying just now, tears and snot wiped their heads all over their heads. At that time, I thought this thing was going to die, so I didn't bother with him. But right now, Wang Ping couldn't wait to beat him.

"You cried and cried, and wiped your snot, didn't you say you were going to die?

A leaf that was blown up from nowhere floated in front of Gu Lang's eyes in a swirling motion, skimming over the face that didn't know what to do.

Of course, it's a good thing to be able to not die, but Mao is not happy at all?

No matter how stupid someone is, it's time to react at this moment. The snake was not venomous. Not only is it not poisonous, but even its physical attacks are pitifully weak.

So, how can I explain to you the wave of operations I just had?

Gu Lang sat under the tree for a long time, never spoke, and didn't dare to take out the tablet on his chest to watch the barrage in the live broadcast room. It's not that he guessed what everyone would say, but before he thought of an excuse, Gu Laosan didn't plan to face this.

Gu Lang probably didn't expect that the snake he didn't know had already been popularized in the live broadcast room, and at this time, the live broadcast room had completely become a sea of joy.

"Hahaha, no, no, no, my stomach hurts with laughter"

"Mom asked me why I was kneeling to watch the live broadcast, hahahaha, because I couldn't stand up with so much laughter"

"I don't know if the live broadcast is professional or not, but when it comes to being funny, the anchor is definitely professional"

"No, I've got to slow down"

"Woo woo ~ boss, I'm going to die~"

"Hahahaha"

"Poor little black snake, I wasn't bitten to death by Boss Ping, I was almost laughed to death by the anchor"

"I've decided, just rush to this level of funny, I will be Gu Laosan's iron fan in the future"

"Yes, yes, yes, whoever dares to say that the anchor is unprofessional in the future will be my enemy!"

"Iron Powder +1"

"Iron Powder +10086"

"Come on, come on, old iron, the anchor hasn't slowed down yet, I volunteered to Zhang Luo for him, pay attention to a wave"

"Ding Dong!"

"A big pig rewards the anchor plane ×6......"

"The third generation of online text rewards the anchor super rocket ×1......"

"Rewarding the anchor Super Rocket ×8......"

"Ye is a black household to reward the anchor Super Rocket × 9 ......"

"Ye is a black household: exciting, brother, all my laughs this year have been contributed to you today......"

......

Listening to the reward prompt sound on the tablet on his chest, someone's eyes moved and he lowered his head slightly.

Or, just say that I was performing with the boss just now? This reason seems a bit far-fetched......

was struggling, and a footstep sounded from the fallen leaves in front of him. Gu Laosan raised his head and saw a certain badger shaking its claws as it walked in the direction he had walked before, as if there was something dirty on it. Gu Lang vaguely remembered, as if this thing was wiping his face with this paw just now.

Wang Ping was disgusted.

Rubbing and wiping, he actually wiped a lump of slimy snot on the top of his head. You don't have to guess to know that it must have been smeared by Gu Laosan just now.

Wang Ping remembered that he had just heard the sound of water in the southeast, and he would be busy walking by. No matter how angry you are, no matter how much you want to hit someone, you have to wash your body first.

"Boss, where are you going?"

I was already short of water, and I just cried again. At this time, Gu Lang's voice was hoarse, and he sounded like a primary school student who had just reached the stage of voice change.

Wang Ping glanced back at Gu Lang, thought about it, and beckoned to him to follow. After all, this thing has been clamoring for water since just now. In any case, this wave is more serious, but he pit him first. emmm, let's let him slow down for a while, rest for a while, and then get beaten.

Someone got up and moved his hands and feet. After sitting on the ground for so long, my legs are a little numb.

Carrying a backpack, a man and a badger walked on the road in extraordinary silence. In the woods, he walked diagonally up the hillside for almost two hundred meters, and at this time, without being reminded by a badger, Gu Lang also saw that in the gap between the trees in front of him, there was a reflection of water and light.

I pushed aside the bushes and stepped over, and in front of me was a stream a meter wide. Extending from the depths of the woods, around this hillside, into the woods on the other side. Because the terrain is beginning to level out here, the drop of the creek is very small, and there is not much sound of water coming out.

Both of them stood on the shore and looked down, the bottom of the water was covered with leaves and dead branches, and the surface of the water was glowing with a yellowish sheen in the sunlight, and it didn't look so clean. However, the fact that you can see the bottom of the water at a glance proves that this place is living water, not a stagnant bubble without a source.

Although the snake failed to recognize what kind of snake it was, Wang Pingke was much more professional than an anchor and netizens in identifying the water source. After walking on the bank of a somewhat soft stream, a badger found a shallow place and went into the water, came to the center of the water, lowered his head, and began to wash the white hair on the top of his head.

Gu Lang: ......

Why is the location of the shower a bit like upstream?

After thinking about it, someone put down his backpack, squatted by the stream and began to rummage. After a while, he lifted a small plastic box from his backpack and shouted to Wang Ping: "Boss, I have soap here." ”

Wang Ping's paws paused, and the badger turned his head in confusion and looked at the plastic box in Gu Langyang's hand.

So, you didn't prepare a few things that you needed in the wild, but you brought so many messy daily necessities?

"Well, I've put it here, if you want to use it, come and get it yourself." ”

Gu Laosan gestured, put the box by the stream, then looked at the stream in front of him, turned around and began to rummage in his backpack. Under Wang Ping's gaze, he took out the marching pot again and began to hold water. After that, he took out the bonfire and prepared to stand it on the shore.

", Gu Laosan, why are you looking for death!"

Wang Ping hurriedly waded out of the water, rushed to the shore, and slapped someone's freshly erected bonfire down.

"This is the Great Khing'an Mountains, are you crazy or stupid, dare to make a fire here?" a certain badger was so angry that his tail stood up.

"Boss, don't make trouble, I'm boiling water. The water is unhygienic at first glance, and it has to be boiled before it can be drunk. Gu Laosan definitely forgot about the pain after the scar was healed, and began to show off again, and even wanted to reach out and touch the hair on the top of a certain badger's head.

Well, when he washed his hair just now, Wang Ping grabbed the white hair on the top of his head and stood up, looking like a funny monkey in anger at this time.

On the other side, the magic capital teased the fish headquarters, because someone was bitten by a snake, Chen Bai, who was worried about dying, just let go of his hanging heart, and saw someone preparing to make a fire and boil water.

"Fuck it, Gu Lang, your uncle!"

Chen Bai's forehead was bruised, and he almost fell off the chair, and hurriedly found his mobile phone on the desk, for fear that he would see fireworks lit up on the screen in the live broadcast room a second later.