on Weibo.

Because it's Chinese New Year's Eve.

The topic of the Spring Festival Gala has long been at the top of the hot search list.

"Haha, it's the annual Spring Festival Gala again. ”

"That's right, I'm looking forward to Sister Fei's 'legend'. ”

"It's a pity, I can't see Brother Huan and Gao Zeyu this year. ”

"Don't mention Brother Huan, mention him, the sound of two songs is circling in my head. ”

“......”

Just when everyone is talking.

Suddenly, someone swiped the screen: "My God, look, what's going on with the tenth hot search? Suddenly there is such a hot search?

Another person replied: "It's not the tenth hot search now, it has risen to the eighth hot search." No, I just refreshed it and it rose to the second place in the hot search! This soaring speed is too fast!"

Everyone was stunned, what happened?

Everyone looked at the third hot search.

#Chinese New Year's Eve Mom went to square dance#

？？？

What does that mean?

Click on the topic to take a look.

I saw that the number of related views has reached 200 million, and the number of comments has exceeded one million.

"I'm confused, my mother just told me not to watch the Spring Festival Gala and go square dancing?"

"It's not just you, my mom just ran out. ”

"Damn, I thought my mom was nervous, it turns out that everyone has encountered such a situation. ”

"Ahhh......h Furious!"

"Whose mom ran out to dance? ”

"Coverage +1. ”

"Coverage +2. ”

“......

"Report +xxxxx. ”

Countless netizens seem to have found a confidant and complained in the comment area.

And at the moment.

On TV, a reporter was interviewing people at the last moment before the Spring Festival Gala was broadcast.

The reporter found an aunt in a famous square in the magic capital: "Hello Auntie, are you looking forward to the Spring Festival Gala that will start tonight?"

Aunt said excitedly: "Looking forward to it, especially looking forward to it." ”

The reporter's eyes lit up: "Then are you looking forward to Zhao Lao's cross talk or He Lao's sketches?" or other stars' songs?"

I look forward to the start of the Spring Festival Gala, and the people in the square here will be empty. Then, a group of sisters and I can square dance without any scruples. This is a great opportunity not to be missed!"

“......”

The reporter showed an embarrassed and polite smile: "Thank you Auntie for your answer, now the country advocates low-carbon environmental protection and physical fitness, and square dancing on Chinese New Year's Eve is indeed a good activity." Okay, that's the case on my side, now I'll hand over the screen to the host. ”

The host nodded and continued: "Okay, thank you He Yun for bringing us the latest report, now let's connect with Zhao Mo again to see what kind of situation Chongqing is now." ”

Soon, the connection was successful.

Reporter Zhao Mo also found an aunt in a lively square in Chongqing, because young people rarely watch the Spring Festival Gala, and the elderly are the main force of the Spring Festival Gala, so interviewing the aunt is the best choice.

Zhao Mo asked: "Auntie, may I ask, are you here tonight, are you going to watch the Spring Festival Gala on the big screen with everyone on the scene, and then New Year's Eve together in the early morning?"

The aunt glanced at Zhao Mo vigilantly, and only after finding out that the other party was a reporter did she breathe a sigh of relief: "I'm scared to death, I thought you came to grab land with me." ”

Zhao Mo was stunned: "You rob ...... Ahem, what are you doing on your territory?"

Aunt said: "Tonight, the New Year's Eve competition." The ten communities must decide the strongest king. And the Wanjia Garden team I led is definitely the most dazzling team. ”

Hey?

Zhao Mo's eyes lit up. What kind of major event is it that makes these aunts come to the decisive battle rather than watch the Spring Festival Gala? He came up with curiosity and hurriedly asked, "Auntie, may I ask what kind of competition are you waiting for?"

"Square dancing!"

Aunt said proudly.

Zhao Mo was dumbfounded: "Guang...... Square dancing?"

The aunt said proudly: "That's right, it's the decisive battle of the square dance." In the past, all of us square danced and there would be two huge contradictions. The first is music, and the second is dance. And music, since Mr. Wang stood up, the music of this square dance has become a national unity, and no one can find any fault, so the contradiction of music is easily solved. Now only one last central contradiction remains, and that is dance. It's always a big problem that the dance is not uniform, isn't it? If you think about it, everyone dances in the same square every day, and the music is the same. But you dance your modern dance, she dances her folk dance, and I dance my disco, how chaotic is this? What a loss of face for Coach Wang? So everyone discussed it, and tonight they simply fought to the death and voted for the best dance. Starting from tomorrow and the New Year, we will unify dance and music to achieve a new atmosphere in the new year. ”

“......”

Zhao Mo is completely stunned, what's the matter with this Nima?

Chinese New Year's Eve decisive square dance?

Also the head of the king's head?

Which head of the rivers and lakes is this Wang?

He swallowed his saliva and asked out loud, "Auntie, may I ask who is the head of the sect Wang?"

The aunt's eyes showed adoration: "Wang Huan, don't you young people know him?"

Wang!

it!

When did this girl become the head coach of the square dance aunt?

Because it's live at the moment.

So the audience who was watching TV laughed when they saw this scene.

"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter, Mr. Wang?"

"Sect Leader Wang, please accept the next bow. ”

"There are thousands of aunts in Huaxia, and Mr. Wang has won them all. ”

"Oh I'll go, my stomach hurts when I'm laughing. ”

"Don't you want to be so funny, does Brother Huan know that he has become the head of the aunt?"

Brother Huan unconsciously embarked on a new peak in life. ”

"I didn't expect Brother Huan to use two songs to get the most difficult group of aunts in the world. ”

“......”

In Wangjia Village, Wang Huan, who was watching TV, saw this scene, and a mouthful of old blood almost spurted out.

Mr. Wang?

Auntie, don't say it if you can't speak, okay?

This is CCTV's live broadcast, the live broadcast of Chinese New Year's Eve, the live broadcast before the start of the Spring Festival Gala, and now the people who are watching the live broadcast are not 100 million estimates, but also tens of millions, right?

Did you know that when you said this, the whole country knew about it?

Wang Huan wants to cry without tears, what face will he have to go out in the future?

However, just when Wang Huan was embarrassed and indignant, the voice of the mother outside came in: "Huanzi, come out quickly, you can help us see, how to dance this dance move to best fit your "Little Apple", everyone always feels a little less." Because "Little Apple" was created by you, everyone asked me to consult your opinion. ”

Dance?

He knows how to dance with a fart.

Not to mention what kind of square dancing.

Isn't that embarrassing him!

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